why dont u just die you soon of a bitch maybe in hell your english will improve you are shaming kenyans,and shame on the people who elected this stupid to the chamber of parliament................. what abunch dick head wearing suits with no brains thats why we are third world...........
This is sad!!! Kenyan need not to vote this cabbages ever again, they don't make anyone proud.. they should become A historical joke so called members of parliaments.. me too men i'm worried about those who'll be killing in their names... sure look at them again and think again just A PURE CABBAGE PLANTATION...and wakoli..ure a retarded crazy junk shit full of bullshit.
@suensmith I cry when i wantch this videos , Where in the world have you ever seen , the president of the country cant Fluently Read or Speak the nation Language ?
Oh God where is leadership in these people...I cannot believe these people's first name is 'Honorable' These are the most stupid leaders in the history of our politcal leadership. You are all a bunch of shameless, braindead imbeciles with full of inanities and having listen to you in this clip, I feel dumber than before!
@dmakau I 100% agree with you , This is SHAME not only For KENYA but for EAST AFRICA and AFRICA in General , I have to Hide from My East Africans Friends to Watch Bulls Eye Because of these POTATOES . The PRESIDENT cant Speak Fluently His NATONAL Language ? How can You be a President ! never seen in any corner of this World .
@wtindi82 Hahaaa Hey Kenya Politic is a JOKE . where in the wor´ld have you ever seen the President of the country Cant Speak Fluently His Nation Language ?
Kusema kweli some of our Mps walisomea dirishani I just feel so stupid knowing that we voted them in,Good work Juma U remind me of one Jeanne Moos of CNN
so when do you post the bullseye because we wait for it to be uploaded but we end up not watching it after three days are over now. does it require any special editing which cannot be done on time and lets have it on time especially us who are far awy in austalia and want to follow whats going on in ekenya
Emmanuel Jumma Youa re the Man , But Please am still Crying with Kenyans please Speak swahili , than the so called English , This isnt English please !
I am a Kenyan liking in Germany and such drama made by our leaders just makes me sad and ashamed...how can I come back home and make it a better place if this is what we have?
@plotz996 This is a very shame i agree with you , Kenyans should speak Swahili and not english , look how the Head of State cant even speak English , This is shame not only for Kenyans But For Africa ,
@plotz996 there would be no need to return home and make it a better place if it was already perfect. The situation is sad but it's not hopeless. Yet.
kENYA kuna vituko! western dudes amazes me...lol... wakoli ati he was a teacher and now an MP!!! another Jack Otingo want to speak kijaluo coz he can speak the national language... another one Agwambo also want to RULE Kenya...tihahahaha..lol...
Get the hell outta here MPs....Kwani you go to the parliament just to rest your eyes? is that the place to do that? No wonder you can't agree on the constitution. You're busy resting your eyes and not listening to one another. WE WANT THE DEBATE OVER BY APRIL 2nd. Quit fuckin' around.....And English is really lacking in the August house. I thank the media for bringing this to light, we now know how stupid our spokespeople are. VIVA EMMMANUEL JUMA.
Are you serious? These are our lawmakers? This is worst kind of Buffoonery I have seen yet. I feel for my country...cos these guys have absolutely no sense of purpose and responsibility in the house..."resting their eyes"?...This is not a place for resting, its a place for conducting govt business.Period. There is no justifucation whatsoever for the inaction of the MPs in the house!
Why does sexism, idiocy, irrationality and frankly, lack of purpose amuse MP's? This document the MP simply calls an encyclopedia has cost Kenyans billions and lives. Kenyan's have yearned for a new constitution since independence. Why is serious business amusing to some? If women MP's can wantonly be disrespected in the house, should Kenyans be worried? This very Neanderthalism is exactly why we need a new constitution. MP's are not above the law but bound by it. This is madness!
Really can you classify this fellows as hon. How can such man stands in parliament saying that the media focuses on resting eyes and being stressed up,Mr. wetengula were you sent in parliament to rest your eyes and take stress there?All we know that you were elected to serve the nation and be active.Who will help kenya if guys should focus on matters dealing with the nation they went to discuss how other people dress.SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya my god, corruption and an idiot in the features of a man has the courage to discuss what women mps should wear tell that to your nurse wife but not those ladies mwafrika ana shida nyingi irrelevant
The sad part is that these clowns behaving like school kids are paid one of the highest salaries in the world for MPs by poor Kenyans. They can laugh and joke alright, they pocket ksh1m a month for doing absolutely nothing! Not to mention the corruption and aside businesses. Kajwang is the one who irks me most. Everytime he laughs I feel like he is laughing at me for toiling so hard to pay his unrealistic salary. I saw him at Kiboko Bay in Kisumu on a thursday afternoon, an MP and minister!!
It would be great if they could subtitle the whole Bull's eyes in english. I love it but don't get all the swahili jokes, and even less the other kenyan languages.
kenyans have elected comedians as their leaders, its a shame how this idiots behave.. wonder what impressions they leave when they visit international delegates, who wants to watch jim carrey movies when we got bulls eye
At times parliament is close to teenagers debating with their normal developmental issues like boys getting 'confused' due to mini skirts etc only that this time round is about retread tires and bodies(or tanks) full of alcohol that we doubt would be 'confused' even when before brand new tires.
A thinking journalist would know that the fellow at the beginning who sought to speak Luo is not a an idiot, he is the real Kenyan. The one who sits by and watches his life pass by because he is denied his right of self-expression, he is officially not allowed to participate in the only way he knows how to. That he (like the mirth-filled "English-speaking" journalist) is proof of a dysfunctional education system in Kenya. To mock him shows a level of ignorance that defies description.
if in todays Kenya a person cannot communicate in swahili properly what hope have we got of a united nation. yet we have free primary education. aende shule asome swahili. this is the sort of person that votes not on principles but on cheap promises from the greedy politicians. this is inexcuseable.
How do viewers follow this video. I can hear the laughter, but not the jokes. What is Wakoli saying? Where were the MP's legs published? I would love to know. And the video shifts from one speaker to another and back. Still, its all we have to view until we discover another more complete source. ANYONE WILLING TO HELP WITH A COMPLETE SOURCE?
come on this is bull's eye, it is a political satire. if you want news, then dont watch bulls eye, cos u wont get any. this is where we laugh at our silly leaders. Skip bull's eye next friday and look for depressing news elsewhere.
@fromnelson The legs were published in the Standard. There is no complete source. This program is a political satire rounding up the week's event in a comical way...AND WE LOVE IT!
A very funny clip 4 guys who want to avoid "resting their eyes" when done with normal chores-simple syntax even for those with "Kingereza chache".Enjoy jamaa.
3:47 HAHAHA, Kajwang getting a spanking from sally kosgei. At least someone who doesnt need to rest his eyes.
Kudos, over 7 minutes this week. I am campaigning for bulls eye to be 10 minutes long. Anyway, Wakoli is a comedian and as he is an elected member will still have his moments to entertain on the dispatch box.
OH what legs? those old recycled fire-stone tyres? These are ur elected clowns- perverts. There is absolutely nothing like quality debate taking place in this dishonorable house.
@siasabora lol, they should dress like madam shaban in long kitenges. but the nominated lady MP complaining you can tell she loves the attention. remember in Naivasha she was the hottest of the lot. in fact this is the first time i have seen her speak in parliament.
@K : Imagine a male MP goes on record lamenting they can't focus on House Debate juu ya fellow Women wearing skirts? Who voted these perverts to the House? Have yu seen legs in this House to distract yu? booties yes but for real!
i like thsi one
maricelapat01 5 months ago
why dont u just die you soon of a bitch maybe in hell your english will improve you are shaming kenyans,and shame on the people who elected this stupid to the chamber of parliament................. what abunch dick head wearing suits with no brains thats why we are third world...........
realman75ful 9 months ago
tuachane na changaa wazee! I love KENYANS dearly
kazunguzungu 11 months ago
This document is a "cabbage"!!!!!!
ckifude 1 year ago
hahahahah, the guy can't speak swahili...
hakim01 1 year ago
This is sad!!! Kenyan need not to vote this cabbages ever again, they don't make anyone proud.. they should become A historical joke so called members of parliaments.. me too men i'm worried about those who'll be killing in their names... sure look at them again and think again just A PURE CABBAGE PLANTATION...and wakoli..ure a retarded crazy junk shit full of bullshit.
micmwaura 1 year ago
ooh men!!! i like this fellow called jack ojingo!!! he knows what he wants to say but . not know how to say it.
TheKips 1 year ago
I feel going home and "resting" my eyes.
mzeeya 1 year ago
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@suensmith I cry when i wantch this videos , Where in the world have you ever seen , the president of the country cant Fluently Read or Speak the nation Language ?
blackstheblessed 1 year ago
Oh God where is leadership in these people...I cannot believe these people's first name is 'Honorable' These are the most stupid leaders in the history of our politcal leadership. You are all a bunch of shameless, braindead imbeciles with full of inanities and having listen to you in this clip, I feel dumber than before!
dmakau 1 year ago
@dmakau I 100% agree with you , This is SHAME not only For KENYA but for EAST AFRICA and AFRICA in General , I have to Hide from My East Africans Friends to Watch Bulls Eye Because of these POTATOES . The PRESIDENT cant Speak Fluently His NATONAL Language ? How can You be a President ! never seen in any corner of this World .
blackstheblessed 1 year ago
That gentleman called Jack Ochimbo is speakng a foreign language...that is not Kiswahili LMAO
wtindi82 1 year ago
@wtindi82 Hahaaa Hey Kenya Politic is a JOKE . where in the wor´ld have you ever seen the President of the country Cant Speak Fluently His Nation Language ?
blackstheblessed 1 year ago
where is the last bullseye please
twayigize 1 year ago
Kusema kweli some of our Mps walisomea dirishani I just feel so stupid knowing that we voted them in,Good work Juma U remind me of one Jeanne Moos of CNN
bizniz33 1 year ago
so when do you post the bullseye because we wait for it to be uploaded but we end up not watching it after three days are over now. does it require any special editing which cannot be done on time and lets have it on time especially us who are far awy in austalia and want to follow whats going on in ekenya
twayigize 1 year ago
kenyan perversion is on the rise
this clip should be on the kenyan porn site xtubekenya . com
boombatrain 1 year ago
Emmanuel Jumma Youa re the Man , But Please am still Crying with Kenyans please Speak swahili , than the so called English , This isnt English please !
blackstheblessed 1 year ago
its such a shame that our own politicians caanot even speak english!!..no warrathose?
Br33Anna1 1 year ago
I am a Kenyan liking in Germany and such drama made by our leaders just makes me sad and ashamed...how can I come back home and make it a better place if this is what we have?
plotz996 1 year ago
@plotz996 This is a very shame i agree with you , Kenyans should speak Swahili and not english , look how the Head of State cant even speak English , This is shame not only for Kenyans But For Africa ,
blackstheblessed 1 year ago
@plotz996 there would be no need to return home and make it a better place if it was already perfect. The situation is sad but it's not hopeless. Yet.
wendwa 1 year ago
eeee let me tell you...tis one is fery indresting...where can i get the whole footing of wakoli's presentation?
erikmamai 1 year ago
kENYA kuna vituko! western dudes amazes me...lol... wakoli ati he was a teacher and now an MP!!! another Jack Otingo want to speak kijaluo coz he can speak the national language... another one Agwambo also want to RULE Kenya...tihahahaha..lol...
jdagoo24 1 year ago
I know this is funny, but why cant they just use translators!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lynysa 1 year ago
Jack otingo ...hahahaha ..OK
okungko222 1 year ago
laughter at the expense of my country....
kevboy813 1 year ago
seriously kenya needs lots of prayer sng some gospel ass whoppin
gikonyi 1 year ago
Ng'ombe mzima anataka tuone miguu yake ?
ashtonnesmith 1 year ago
hata watoto nasika kwa mimba...hahahaha Jack Ochimbo wewe umenimalissssa!
bayern242 1 year ago
oh dear...as sad as it all is...I have had a good laugh after a stressful week! God help Kenya
Flaviahob 1 year ago
Are these the types of leaders we have in Kenya? It is a joke indeed !
Nyarugenya 1 year ago
Come 2012, people will take pangas to kill their friends and neighbors for these low life thugs.
engineer14 1 year ago 8
Obviously we pay them those huge salaries just so they can have time to rest their eyes!
jakadenge 1 year ago 3
This parliament is comedy central indeed.
daddycliff 1 year ago 2
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ngombendume 1 year ago
Get the hell outta here MPs....Kwani you go to the parliament just to rest your eyes? is that the place to do that? No wonder you can't agree on the constitution. You're busy resting your eyes and not listening to one another. WE WANT THE DEBATE OVER BY APRIL 2nd. Quit fuckin' around.....And English is really lacking in the August house. I thank the media for bringing this to light, we now know how stupid our spokespeople are. VIVA EMMMANUEL JUMA.
SialadadaKUKUWAZIMU 1 year ago 2
Are you serious? These are our lawmakers? This is worst kind of Buffoonery I have seen yet. I feel for my country...cos these guys have absolutely no sense of purpose and responsibility in the house..."resting their eyes"?...This is not a place for resting, its a place for conducting govt business.Period. There is no justifucation whatsoever for the inaction of the MPs in the house!
dmakau 1 year ago 2
Why does sexism, idiocy, irrationality and frankly, lack of purpose amuse MP's? This document the MP simply calls an encyclopedia has cost Kenyans billions and lives. Kenyan's have yearned for a new constitution since independence. Why is serious business amusing to some? If women MP's can wantonly be disrespected in the house, should Kenyans be worried? This very Neanderthalism is exactly why we need a new constitution. MP's are not above the law but bound by it. This is madness!
trukenyan 1 year ago 3
Really can you classify this fellows as hon. How can such man stands in parliament saying that the media focuses on resting eyes and being stressed up,Mr. wetengula were you sent in parliament to rest your eyes and take stress there?All we know that you were elected to serve the nation and be active.Who will help kenya if guys should focus on matters dealing with the nation they went to discuss how other people dress.SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
macxevier011 1 year ago 2
who voted Bofwoli to parliament.....the gy does nt deserve to b thea.....
pafemyy 1 year ago 2
Kenya my god, corruption and an idiot in the features of a man has the courage to discuss what women mps should wear tell that to your nurse wife but not those ladies mwafrika ana shida nyingi irrelevant
wanzueni 1 year ago
The sad part is that these clowns behaving like school kids are paid one of the highest salaries in the world for MPs by poor Kenyans. They can laugh and joke alright, they pocket ksh1m a month for doing absolutely nothing! Not to mention the corruption and aside businesses. Kajwang is the one who irks me most. Everytime he laughs I feel like he is laughing at me for toiling so hard to pay his unrealistic salary. I saw him at Kiboko Bay in Kisumu on a thursday afternoon, an MP and minister!!
OneWholeKenya 1 year ago 3
wow.....eh mungu nguvu yetu ilete baraka kwetu
licorice71 1 year ago
It would be great if they could subtitle the whole Bull's eyes in english. I love it but don't get all the swahili jokes, and even less the other kenyan languages.
murundi00 1 year ago
Camel-toes are a distraction to our male mps in their debates. Kajwang needed one from Sally but...
KikumaBaridii 1 year ago
may be if more lady mps wore mini skirts, our fellow men MPs would not be able to rest their eyes.
karuitha 1 year ago
kenyans have elected comedians as their leaders, its a shame how this idiots behave.. wonder what impressions they leave when they visit international delegates, who wants to watch jim carrey movies when we got bulls eye
wickeedt 1 year ago
At times parliament is close to teenagers debating with their normal developmental issues like boys getting 'confused' due to mini skirts etc only that this time round is about retread tires and bodies(or tanks) full of alcohol that we doubt would be 'confused' even when before brand new tires.
mwanamuciare 1 year ago
wot a joke!
emmp87 1 year ago
....and now, may I rest my eyes
wayne21026001 1 year ago
A thinking journalist would know that the fellow at the beginning who sought to speak Luo is not a an idiot, he is the real Kenyan. The one who sits by and watches his life pass by because he is denied his right of self-expression, he is officially not allowed to participate in the only way he knows how to. That he (like the mirth-filled "English-speaking" journalist) is proof of a dysfunctional education system in Kenya. To mock him shows a level of ignorance that defies description.
fourshotz 1 year ago
@fourshotz
if in todays Kenya a person cannot communicate in swahili properly what hope have we got of a united nation. yet we have free primary education. aende shule asome swahili. this is the sort of person that votes not on principles but on cheap promises from the greedy politicians. this is inexcuseable.
karuitha 1 year ago
kiswahili ni ngumu bwana afadhali kijalou
visiting the constituencies ni ngumu bwana afadhali we stay at parliament
talking about the draft is tiresome afadhali we talk about legs and dress
preventing aliens from coming to the country ni ngumu bwana afadhali tucheze na akina mama in one corner of the house
waiting for bulls eye upto friday ni ngumu bwana afadhali twice a week
MrMaalim 1 year ago
How do viewers follow this video. I can hear the laughter, but not the jokes. What is Wakoli saying? Where were the MP's legs published? I would love to know. And the video shifts from one speaker to another and back. Still, its all we have to view until we discover another more complete source. ANYONE WILLING TO HELP WITH A COMPLETE SOURCE?
fromnelson 1 year ago
@fromnelson
come on this is bull's eye, it is a political satire. if you want news, then dont watch bulls eye, cos u wont get any. this is where we laugh at our silly leaders. Skip bull's eye next friday and look for depressing news elsewhere.
karuitha 1 year ago
@fromnelson The legs were published in the Standard. There is no complete source. This program is a political satire rounding up the week's event in a comical way...AND WE LOVE IT!
OneWholeKenya 1 year ago
A very funny clip 4 guys who want to avoid "resting their eyes" when done with normal chores-simple syntax even for those with "Kingereza chache".Enjoy jamaa.
daveshiwani 1 year ago
ngai..mr.kajwang..lmao
daisyao 1 year ago 2
3:47 HAHAHA, Kajwang getting a spanking from sally kosgei. At least someone who doesnt need to rest his eyes.
Kudos, over 7 minutes this week. I am campaigning for bulls eye to be 10 minutes long. Anyway, Wakoli is a comedian and as he is an elected member will still have his moments to entertain on the dispatch box.
karuitha 1 year ago
@karuitha now that ur friend mbugua(the Ap)is not in this clip,which part meks u happy
MrMaalim 1 year ago
@MrMaalim kajwang's spanking, that is better than car hijacking.
karuitha 1 year ago
OH what legs? those old recycled fire-stone tyres? These are ur elected clowns- perverts. There is absolutely nothing like quality debate taking place in this dishonorable house.
siasabora 1 year ago
@siasabora lol, they should dress like madam shaban in long kitenges. but the nominated lady MP complaining you can tell she loves the attention. remember in Naivasha she was the hottest of the lot. in fact this is the first time i have seen her speak in parliament.
karuitha 1 year ago
@K : Imagine a male MP goes on record lamenting they can't focus on House Debate juu ya fellow Women wearing skirts? Who voted these perverts to the House? Have yu seen legs in this House to distract yu? booties yes but for real!
siasabora 1 year ago
Ooh Motherland ..Poor Kenya !!
wachaushenzi 1 year ago 2
come on, after a hard week of depressing news at least I can always look forward to friday night. Emmanuel Juma Rocks.
karuitha 1 year ago
@karuitha True Emmanuel Juma rocks...it is our political clowns that cause my laments
wachaushenzi 1 year ago
Haha..this has made my day...
ekigz 1 year ago
Jack Ochimbo...ai..u look like a fellow Ja'Uyoma...hahaha...kiswahili ni ngumu bwana..naughty kajwang!!!
JaUyoma 1 year ago
LOL..!!! love you Emmanuel Juma!!!!!
wendwa 1 year ago 7
@wendwa Hey, Emmanuel Juma is married.
I miss the AP guy - sijui Mbugua!
jakothoth 1 year ago