the diarrhea song

[ZGSpwner]

I'm in the weird part of youtube again.. o-o

[194Candygirl]

when your climing up a latter and you here something splater DIARRHEA DIARRHEA!



[abbzy22]

When your walking down a lane, and you feel a sudden pain...... Diarrea diarrea..... You can't hold it in so you do it in a bit...... diarrea diarrea...... It your your bum like a bullet out a gun..... Diarrea..... out w

[MrRedcounter]

i have one word for this: LOL

[CraneFBProductions]

WHEN YOURE RUNNIN HOME, YOU CAN FEEL THE FOAM!!!!! DIARRHEA!

[kingfitzi]

at the begging i hope u know we could c ur boobs and their average just to let u know

[MrTheladiesman7]

when youre wearing tight pants and shitting where u stand...diarrhea diarrhea,

when youre taking laxative and youre filling in your pants....diarrhea diarrhea

going to a funeral and youre shitting out of control......diarrhea diarrhea

[TheLovescenes]

good stuff

[416paintitup]

where is littlebowpeeps cane !

[ruth7784]

LMAO! Great stuff! :-) X

[TurismoCoyote]

You deserve so many more views, will suggest you to everyone i know :D

[Scar2704]

LOL - "slide into first and you feel a little burst..." lmfao.

[ponceman]

nice

[nobodys909business]

get to that toilet quick !!!

[Whinstinn]

If you're climbing up a ladder and you hear a big splatter - DIARRHEA

[artworkslive]

wow....what a visual!

[gtristdan]

I give you 5 green dripping stars!

[IGrazor]

Hee hee - I've not heard stuff like this since I was a little kid (and that was a fair while ago). Our version had a slightly quicker tempo and used to go:

Diarrhea sh*t sh*t, Diarrhea sh*t sh*t,

Shoots from your bum like a bullet from a gun.

Diarrhea sh*t sh*t, Diarrhea sh*t sh*t,

When your in a chair it squirts everywhere.

Diarrhea sh*t sh*t, Diarrhea sh*t sh*t,

...but the rest escapes me.

Oh dear, I hope my mother doesn't read this.

[artworkslive]

you have a natural gift for lyrics.....and POO! ; )

[degcon]

Ha! funny, no not funny, green and runny, I forgot...green? Have you been eating the crayolas again :-)

[artworkslive]

hee hee......more peas please. ; )

[mctrmt]

aaaarrrgh.

That's all: aaaaaarrrrgh.

(And five stars.)

[artworkslive]

wowie! thanks! ; )

[billflowers]

What's your Mum going to say about that one?

[artworkslive]

she is so gonna ground me, FOR LIFE. ; )

[patrismurcia]

make a song about candy, not liquid shit

[artworkslive]

shittle skittles, perhaps? ; )

[sirnubenegra]

lol  huh!

[jasonmit]

Aaah, childhood, how I miss it.

This reminded me of diarrhea from Beavis & Butthead.

[Bean829]

oh, it's so much more fun to clean up!

i have a picture of fudge right above the paper

makes poopy times more pleasing

[artworkslive]

how 'bout soft serve chocolate ice cream? mmmmmmm.....

[patrismurcia]

eeeew

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

LMAO ! Thats soo sweet to make a song for krumbine.

: )

**Kisses**

[novanine]

Haha, hideous!

But very, very funny! =D

[artworkslive]

that's my plan. disgust AND entertain.....  ; )

[Bikermom69]

LMAO!

[taliajazel]

you know that now you're gonna have to a constipation one right????????????

[artworkslive]

i'm on it.......though it might take me a really, really REALLY looooooooooooong time. ; )

[kokohawk]

That's hilarious. I know what you mean because last week at the gathering... well that story can be told at a later time.

[artworkslive]

don't EVER drink the water.....ESPECIALLY SF WATER!!!!!!! oh man, what were you thinking?!!!!!

[kokohawk]

Now you tell me! I knew I should have drank all beer.

[ExactLeigh]

yay!! first a song about lovely body parts. now a song about uncomfterable body fluids lmao! cant wait to see what the next one is lol

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[artworkslive]

and OH..... how i WISH you could've just brought a little milkma magnesia here!

[mikma]

ha ha ha :-}

[proffmongo]

Diarrhea!!!!

It brings out the little squirt in all of us!!!!

5 stars!!

[artworkslive]

YES, may the little squirt in us never die......unless we get too dehydrated. ; )

[irvingjohn]

LOL wow...

[nightshadelives40]

when you sliding into first,and your pants about to burst. diarrhea, diarrhea.

when you sliding into second ,and you gotta disinfectant. diarrhea, diarrhea.

when you running into third, and you feel a big fat turd. diarrhea, diarrhea.

when you slide on into home, and your pants fill up with foam. diarrhea, diarrhea. this is the way i heard the song as a child.

[artworkslive]

good ones!

actually.....one of my original lyrics was 'slidin' into third and you feel a little turd'

we must've learned from the same back alley kid!!!!!

[nightshadelives40]

love those back alley kids!

[muserine]

Hahaha!

Uhm.. no, it's really not funny... I mean the diarrhea. This would make a great kindergarden song! ;D

[Blargaldalien]

Wow.I just about filled my Depends, laughing at this.

[artworkslive]

ABOUT filled your depends?!! A-B-O-U-T?!!!!!!!!

*sigh*........well then, by all estimations i have completely and UTTERLY failed this mission......and will self-destruct in T. minus. 3. seconds...3, 2.....

[Blargaldalien]

Well,I had had my mid morning BM,so this ensured a thorough cleansing!

[rapidcyclebipolar]

Oh oh oh.. I so wish you could have heard my children's insane giggling when they watched this! Could have been worthy as a reaction video!

[artworkslive]

oh man, you have no idea how much that would've made my day, week, year! i'm sure they could think up more lyrics too!

[hoosierhiver]

Do you tour grade schools?

[artworkslive]

ONCE.

[JimmerSD]

I just felt a little gurgle...ohhh ohhhh!

[artworkslive]

*sigh* i seem to have that effect on people. : /

[tinySpectacle]

It's funny 'cause it's truuuuuue. And, of course, 'cause your just one funny broad.

Put this on my faves.

[artworkslive]

poop is funny.

hmmmm,i should have t-shirts made.....

thanks for the fave, my dear!

[denitson777]

You young lady,you are kicking so much ass right now :)

[artworkslive]

and this much ass kicking is really starting to hurt!!! ; )

[beatmover]

Baby Bubbleguts!

[artworkslive]

that has a scary ring to it! ; )

[paisleyente]

catchy! ;)

[artworkslive]

another masterpiece to make mom proud! ; )

[MikeMarino]

Haha, this is hilarious

[artworkslive]

toilet humor is my middle name......unfortunately.

[deansig]

I love shitty up-beat songs!

[artworkslive]

i aim to push out only the best material.....

[deansig]

At this point, it just seems to flow. No pushing required.

[russbuss415]

such a delight! i can see you guesting on sesame street with this. or maybe the great space coaster. 3-2-1 contact?

[artworkslive]

sesame street FTW. the grouch and i could sit on some trash cans and let it rip!!!!

[RiddleSpider]

funny, the noises coming out of my innards sound just like yours. Once again...kizmet

[artworkslive]

*on bended knee* .....take a bowel, i mean VOW with me now, please?

[RiddleSpider]

Are you using a sphincter ring?

[artworkslive]

STOP TURNING ME ON WOMAN!!!!!

[RiddleSpider]

I can't help it. It's just the way I am. *sigh* peel me another grape maybe?

[RiddleSpider]

now you are supposed to sing "I love you just the way you are"

*mutters* some people....

[dl737]

Yours is green?!?!

[artworkslive]

one word......spinach.

[popebenadict16]

wont be long honey bee just giving you a plug.k y jelly bean.cover me im going in.xxx

[artworkslive]

the pope has poopie plugs??? COOL.

[ChristopherMast]

Nice uke playing, but the lyrics are shit :)

[artworkslive]

what?! my song didn't MOVE you?

[achigurh]

watchin' some youtube and ya feel some extra lube, diarrhea

A. Chigurh

[artworkslive]

and luckily most of us have laptops for just such an occurrence! ; )

[tommy30507]

I love how your art...is art that the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE can relate to.....:-)

[artworkslive]

like i said before, these songs are just falling out of me. ; )

[mrjay088]

Runnin down your leg like a slimy egg, diarrhea. :-)

[artworkslive]

never heard that one!!! CLASSIC.

[krabbers]

I CAN SEE A TREND

[artworkslive]

disturbing, i know.....i think i'm 'running' out of filthy subjects!

[LunaCow]

You're talking to a girl

and your srse is about to hurl

diarrhea...

[artworkslive]

i SO wanted people to add their own lyrics!!!! thank you!!!!

[chickengeorge1236]

more  gruetiious boobie shots!

[channeIreview]

you are one of the few people who can make a song about diarrhea into something sexy...

[artworkslive]

i could never be as sexy as those two girls with the one cup though....

[deansig]

No one can.

[ooolong9]

great dynamic ending.  love it.

[artworkslive]

may as well go out with a burst, i mean bang. ; )

[krumbine]

GENIUS song! Some people are getting to know me too well ;)

[krumbine]

Wow, after ONE challenge that RANDOMLY involves diarrhea, I totally get pegged as the diarrhea guy?! Eh, worse things have happened.

Like the FU Krumbine t-shirts. Which now exist!

[artworkslive]

i MUST have one of those shirts....oh yes.

[booya62056]

LMAO that song was the shit!

[ibrahimsuheyl]

HAHA!!

You're fookin killin me! =D

[Slacktive]

I'm just gunna wash my hands now...

[Evyn545]

YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!

[artworkslive]

you're amazing-er!!!!

[TheHairyGeek]

haha, excellent

how could anyone not be flattered having this song dedicated to them?

[artworkslive]

actually i think krumbine's secretly plotting a very devious reBUTTal.

[OhCurt]

Very catchy!

...the song, I mean.

:-)

[artworkslive]

yeah i know whatcha mean.....the type of song that 'runs' through your head all day long. ; )

[OhCurt]

Got any songs for runny noses? My sinuses apparently caught some sister virus from this video.

[artworkslive]

nope, but chances are in a week or so i will. it wouldn't be the first time snot's inspired me.....

[OhCurt]

lol, well anything that can replace this continuous loop of "Snotrockets in flight, Afternoon Delight" playing in my head would be dandy.

[barryperrins]

Always said 'you got class'!!

[artworkslive]

i dunno know 'bout class.....i think you're being fecal...um, i mean facetious!

[deach69]

I'm in love.

[artworkslive]

with diarrhea?  i know, ME TOO!!!!

[AngloBaptist]

Dear God...Why?! That hurt. It was perfect.

[artworkslive]

god does work in mysterious sprays....uh, i mean ways! ; )

[UnluckyMum]

What a sh*t song ! ! (lol)

[artworkslive]

yup.....my reputation's going down the crapper alright! HAHA

[Ranblv]

Funny, disturbing and weird.

All the making of a good video.

[artworkslive]

'crap,' i was going for 'spontaneous' or 'moving,' but i'll take whatever i can get! ; )

[benzone50]

Baby, that whincingly awesome!-as in the subject matter made me whince, but the song was so fun!

[artworkslive]

as all the young folk are saying these days.....FTW(hince)! : )

[WrenFreya]

I thought I was subscribed to him but, alas, I am not..... What to do what to do?

=)  Subscribing.

[artworkslive]

you won't be disappointed.....and if you are, he guarantees a full refund after a free 30-day trial.....minus postage, of course..... ; )

[rhosey001]

You crack me up young lady.

[artworkslive]

hee hee.....you said 'crack.'

sorry to say, i am that punch drunky, yes. ; )

[rhosey001]

Maybe, but your cute when you are.