WORLD'S LARGEST SNAKE GIANT ANACONDA 27 FEET LONG IN CHICAGO IL

[RevengeServer]

lol @ the girls dont poop.. I have a buddy that talks shit to me cause I told him that and he says everyone has to poop so your just a fucker. LOL

[embalm]

@RevengeServer well glue my pubes on your face then asshole

[embalm]

fuck you tube

[malaysianmetalhead]

so they're just like girls,do they have period too? #LOL xD

[IrishBade]

Em ..? girls do poop

[iluvcocopops19]

@IrishBade it's called a joke lol ¬¬

[embalm]

@IrishBade in your mouth right after eating raw burritos and a box of EXLAX

[xXMrR3CONXx]

was this in a mall in chicago?

[shazzam242]

i have a bigger snake in my pants =]

[embalm]

@shazzam242 , true but it's up your ass sperming.

[fuckUragheads]

@embalm you owned that carpet flyer

[DYLZA171]

@embalm lol

[XxCeCiLiAlOvEsUxX]

@shazzam242 hahahahaah eeeww

[gooser1981]

where do all you noobs get your information . One person is talking about 40 feet, another 47 and 50. Tell you what, fluffy the reticulated python to my knowledge is supposed to be the biggest snake on display and she's 24 feet 300 lbs. If this snake is indeed 27' then it would make it the largest snake (that we know of) in the world. Oh yeah, the 32 foot reticulated python was caught and measured like 90 years ago, it's long dead.

[pukeylukey1994]

i was scared watching this after watchin "largest dead snake over 50 feet

[MNSv2]

embalm, your comments are funny as hell

[AirsoftShotGunner7]

it's not the longest snake im sure you knew that but the longest snake is the reticulated python 32'

[skullprincess1000]

there's a larger snake found in 2008 it is 47 feet long and found in a coal mine in South America

[kitcatcandybar1]

i found a 13foot snake in the back of my house im not kiddin i have a picture

[ratskan]

actually, the largest snake is a Boa in Indonesia or some place like that measuring in at 50 ft?

[RoselineLocy08]

somöchte ja nicht rum nervern aber bin total einsam wer hat lust zu schreibn

[FatBlueToaster]

the largest (longest) snake is a reticulated python that reached up to 30 feet

[FatBlueToaster]

the largest (longest) snake is a reticulated python that reached up to 31 feet

[FatBlueToaster]

the largest (longest) snake is a reticulated python that reached up to 31 feet, retard

[kidrainenfina]

datz wat zhe zaid

[cristinaroy54]

ohi really need somebody to Well yah should find out

[itsnice2behappy]

its like how you poop also XD

[dragonflame62]

that wasnt in chicago ill it was in waukegan ill get it right i went on that tour

[mondaysuck12]

Chicago!

[byov22222]

Beautiful but poor thing shouldnt be in captivity

[SEwickedjuggalo]

@byov22222 you cant have a snake born in captivity let out in the wild tho i would die in less then a year

[byov22222]

Beautiful but poor thing shouldnt be in captivity

[byov22222]

Beautiful but poor thing shouldnt be in captivity

[squashed44]

He's was probs gonna say some bulimic joke. Girls just throw up their meals or summit

[JollyJollies22]

HEY!! Don't tap the glass!!!!

[embalm]

@JollyJollies22 , ok, I'll tap that ass instead ;-)

[JollyJollies22]

@embalm gasp!

[aeroces7]

@JollyJollies22 OH HO HO he got you

[hunterkennedy1]

@JollyJollies22 so that is chuck noriss penis

[cptdickherdown]

this almost as big as my dick.

[Closeoutracer]

World's longest python is in Bohol and is 49 ft long.

[Whattube007]

smale cage

[frezer231]

is this snake 27 feet or 27 inches

[Besmiri666]

fucking layer,,,,,,,,,,,

[jprieto398]

yea, wat about girls? i bet it was something funny

[cocokate234]

WHAT ABOUT GIRLS :O!!!! they dont what??

[bb0ypants]

ROFL! the girl in the video asked how do they poop, and he said they are like girls so they dont poop.

[CrazyEman1000]

its so cute =)

[bobphatbhat]

i played with a 23 foot reticulated python,, took 6 grown men to lift it,, 300+ pounds is hard to handle when all of it is a Bicep muscle,

[ImStillLooking4ya1]

shit shit shit shit shit. i hate snakes

[Garta4ever]

@ImStillLooking4ya1 me too!!! yikes. well my dad brought one snake in a bottle. it was very small and i was scared so i threw it in the toilet!!!

[Tidusmyidol]

@Garta4ever It's called a worm.

[Tidusmyidol]

@Garta4ever It's called a worm.

[novsev]

You got to see mine then!!!!

[quarantine103]

thats what she said

[cassandmanders]

This was put on, on my birthday when I turned nine!!!

[LOLCAKES09]

yer she really doesnt shit out that crap

[cameraman42]

lmao nice

[yomama629]

rofl "they're just like girls, they don't"

[FrikZz0r]

Imagine how many purses you could make out of this bitch.

[flyman8998]

were was you wen you maked that rewou?

[The86jack]

@flyman8998 Umm... What?

[fuckUragheads]

they don't poop!! That's some funny shit!

[ajeeshe]

I thought the largest snake was 5000 feet long

[klard]

ajeeshe:  Yes but that is in Russia so they don't count that.

[manonmoon12]

we cant say for sure "worlds longest snake!!!" iof you ask me, there might be 1 even bigger in the jungle/rainforest we have never seen

[xiongboon]

wtf....the guy recording says 35 feet and your vid says 27 feet...so whats the 8 feet gap for???

[embalm]

@xiongboon the 8 foot gap is in your woman hole after I tore her up

[no1doesitlikeme]

@embalm LOL

[joeslodgegangster]

@no1doesitlikeme , haha, embalm owned'em bigtime!! rofl!

[xiongboon]

wow that hurt, you got me there man didn't see that one comming you sure know your stuff...just like those millions of people on here! i know your tring to raise you own self-esteem, but its ok, having a 2inch is fine, sure you can't pleasure any women in the world but thats FINE...just keep raising your self-esteem by lying to yourself

[dbowpku]

Dude... you really seem to be sexually frustrated.

[reducingASH]

woah thats one cool snake..if it wraps around u..ur body gonna be jell-o. every bone will be grinded to the dust point rofl XD ur eyes probably pop outta its socket..n the dinner u ate..will spilled outta ur mouth along with..a part of your esophagus ROFL XDDDDD

[no1doesitlikeme]

@reducingASH wow...shuttup you sick twat

[calebblack1]

i thought that the largest snake was 50 feet long

[nwo4lifedta316]

I didnt think girls pooped until last night..i was fucking her in her ass and she shit all over me..i almost threw up.

[embalm]

skeeter isn't a girl, and I can't believe your still walking around with his cornchunks and sesame seeds on your 1 inch winker

[cbass5511]

@nwo4lifedta316 That happened once to me...in my car of all places. I seriously left her on the side of the road and drove away I was so angry. lol oh well....

[no1doesitlikeme]

@cbass5511 I think there's a lesson to be learnt here...anal sex is disgusting and wrong... Seriously, why fuck your girlfriend in the pooper when theres a tight, juicy pussy a few inches away...?

[madcuzimFLAGRENT]

@no1doesitlikeme because the pussy isnt always loose..

[madcuzimFLAGRENT]

@no1doesitlikeme because the pussy isnt always tight..

[PauIzy]

you must have a FATTTTTTTTTTT misses

[cbass5511]

@nwo4lifedta316 That happened once to me...in my car of all places. I seriously left her on the side of the road and drove away I was so angry. lol oh well....

[fywacia]

My trouser snake is bigger than that one.

[StayUgly]

@fywacia I'm sure Barbie will be pleased to hear that.

[MtnHerper13]

the poop is like a horses

[point7zero7]

"how do they poop?" "they're just like girls, they don't" lol thats some funny shit

[B3st0fY0uTub3]

(= + _ + =) omg ahh!! SHUTS COMPTER

[reducingASH]

RoFl..talk about my lil sister duplicate. HAHAHAS!

[PandaExprezz]

Ahha "How Do They Poop?"Ahha "There Just Like Girls They Dont." AHa

[TheKeyblade2000]

Hey a bigger snake is the 115 Foot Long one

[embalm]

oh ya, I heard about that.. I can't believe you harbored it in your ass for a year..

[skylor2121]

lmao

[TheKeyblade2000]

What the Hell do you mean?

[saintjimmylover11]

man dude thats WICKED i love that i wish my snake would grow already!

[chrizHamburg]

beautiful animal!!

[Thrallsbuddy]

they have an asshole ....

[11kila11]

there just like girls they dont...... hmmm think of the possibility

[nicknoraul]

snakes dont poop they throw anything to big up

[amandathefirestarter]

yes, they most definitely do.

[RachaellLee]

lmfao snakes doo shittt :) x

[embalm]

OUT YOUR BUTT

[Burkard]

was she blonde?;) haha good work;)

[Goddess167989]

stick your hand in there buddy boy. chomp chomp chomp

[nataraki04]

lol how do they poop?

[khmerkrazie]

xD !! they're just like girls, they don't poop

[XFearTheSpearX]

@khmerkrazie HAHAHAAHAH

[HarboeDrinker]

@khmerkrazie

Girls do poop, the just only poops a few times in their lives. Then they put close on the poo and feed it.

[SaladinSaladin22]

there just like girls.. they dont poop? hahahah

[Istompkittenheads]

hahahaha

[Istompkittenheads]

lol

[Istompkittenheads]

"my dick is longer as him?" wtf?

[dumbluck0629]

hahhaha there just like girls, they dont... haha epic

[drenajunkie]

Fucking epic name.

[embalm]

well when you get out of jail for raping your grandpa, go see it in person, or go in the tank so he can swallow your rat ass.

[okcody1]

i see that every time i take a piss lol

[embalm]

well you must piss out of your ass since you like big snakes and/or cocks up it.

[ImNonk1]

wow a lil much?

[embalm]

I know, to think his butt holds both snakes and cocks, good point ImNonk1..

[joeslodgegangster]

HAHA, OWNED EM!

[FABIO10195]

LOL " how do they poop" classic

[zeppelinrulez22]

i want one :D

[ricky1044]

gurney mills right?

[tekrum66]

"they're just like girls, they don't" haha that's good.

[jmorse1981]

True, reticulated pythons can get well over 30 ft in lenth, anacondas are considered the largest due to their girth, which makes them a lot heavier.

[nogie0016]

not largest. longest maybe

[MONVANDAM210]

THATS A SMALL ONE..

[Huntz1997]

the longest snake is the reticulated python

[MrHotgossip]

The world's largest snake is actually the Handaconda.

[pitbull040]

The most balshoy snakie in the wolld is a Re-Tikey-tikey in malasia

[Bubble1281]

jesus effing christ.....

[NaughtyLover92]

big one!

[razza620]

in the bible the snake says to eve. hangon snakes dont talk , am i right.?

[ItsTragicall]

cool

[prinsesabhem]

how could it be 27 feet snake dont have a single feet haha

[xxjmoney23xx]

ur just terrible at making jokes , so end ur life now thnx

[NEISHADE]

u really should do what he or she told u to do lo more like naaf (not at all funny)

[DARKWITCHCHERYLE]

hahahahaha ROFL

[777dingo]

I guess you need to carry a big sharp knive, when traveling in Anaconda country.

[terryjosie]

no need like most things we have killed them all the largest anaconda seen in the wild for years is about 18ft

[fifa320]

NICE

[kuroroL2]

If you were to capture one at least 30 feet long you could get $50,000 for it from some wildlife association.

[MusiquCHIKx3]

i like peanut butter

[DestinyRPower]

@MusiquCHIKx3 "i like peanut butter" wtf?

[kennycantdie67]

dude that is a giant snake!!! i want to go give it a hug!!! lol

[annay95]

fuk no dude lmfao

[michelan123]

how do they poop? oh, they're just like girls.. they dont.. hahah good one

[redx321]

you said that it was 27 feet WAS?!?!?! O_O

[COOLS1MILL]

aha thier just like girls they dont good 1 but they both poop so they say!

[menAL710]

"it's meal, see that lump, big rabbit in there.." reply "probably poop"... WTF? LOL!

[embalm]

she said how do they poop, illiteracy is a bummer for ya. It's right on the screen in text what she says, u forkin cork soaker.

[saladkillahs]

your penis is black and it has teeth lol

[sevx]

Sorry guys this video is wrong, it aint a snake its my PENIS :)

[rx7isfat1]

LOL

[lailum]

really? i think you mean that the snake's TONGUE is your penis

[Atlantisan]

Haha, first comment in ages to make me laugh:)

[fartedonyourface]

Cool was this really in anaconda?Can u get me it's autograph please???

[kennycantdie67]

lol that things autograph would be it teeth mark on your head lol i love anacondas

[carriesmygf]

my shoe lase ive been looking for it (i have a 19999 size foot)

[Avalanche124]

LOL. They're just like girls, they don't poop :D

[Tunerboii2045]

imi the only one who cringes whenu see thtat

[MrSpazzyMagee]

AMERICA IS A JOKE!

[htgrskater]

@MrSpazzyMagee ur a joke

[galacliva]

you know whats a joke? your penis.... go fuck yourself

[pcg0258]

thats my dick xD

[jolencia10]

i hate snakes and u 2

[mullhull]

then why did u watch this vid???

[saladkillahs]

well snakes hate you too lol

[embalm]

your mom hates you and wished she could have gotten to the abortion clinic in time to give you back to God

[aleja900627]

very good

[doompie1]

beast

[pivotman88]

coool

[Rayes101]

i iddnt see it well

[abe2517]

Love your comebacks dude! Give me one faggot!

[embalm]

that's what your mom said, that she wanted a cum back/comeback, so I shot a Peter North load on her tramp stamp, then dropped her back off under the burnside bridge at her 50"sony tv box house..

[abe2517]

What's the matter, a bit slow gettin' it up? Next time I say hit me, I mean like within a month dumb fuck.

[embalm]

@abe2517 After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in

cases of incest. Also, anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you

worse advice. You have the IQ of lint, and you smell like my balls after 2 weeks of hockey without a shower.

[2SUNK]

wow, get a fuckin diss book u loser..

[embalm]

I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be, besides, I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!.

[skylor2121]

haha another good comment xD

[bloodychainsawkiller]

@2unk i know its none of my buisness but u got your ass handed 2 u by @embalm