Ask A Ninja - Question 33 "Hidey's Disease"

[s4njur125]

hes black and white!micheal jackson coudnt even pull that off

[ccseries]

Mom?

[StoicObserverS]

He so did not just discuss waiting for godot.... oh nooooo high school flash backs... help me! help meeeeeeee....

[semyondelaney]

that's deep....that's really deep

[marymotherofjacob]

you become hyper sneaky... LOL

[Theredtail95]

Are there Ginger ninjas?

[tuffblade1331]

omg...i just found my mom dead....i hope i didnt do it

[RadiationSoap]

But he is.

And I am.

And there is.

[FlamingDiskord]

I have Hidey's disease. :'(

[TheWhyJoeWhy]

@FlamingDiskord Calm down. I can fix it. All you need is "$(%&*£"£" and a *"&^!())_* from a "*&!&^&%^ who lives in a cave, a half spoon a chocolate icing and Brad Pitt's left ear lobe. Mix them all in a bowl and eat four hundred and thirty seven heartbeats of a lion later. That will cure your Hidey's disease and make you able to be a ninja again.

[FlamingDiskord]

@TheWhyJoeWhy Thank you so much! I fixed it with your instructions and my ninja skills.

[TheWhyJoeWhy]

@FlamingDiskord No problem. Us ninjas gotta look out for each other. Even if you're hidden in the shadows next to me.

[FlamingDiskord]

@TheWhyJoeWhy Great now I gotta move into a different shadow.

[emoboisrule]

@TheWhyJoeWhy

Not that you can reply any longer, but that was me with them kat eyes.

[emilymichellenelson]

Ninjas definitely would have improved Waiting for Godot.

[stefanthepuppyslayer]

i think the ask a ninja guy has hideys disease,

2:33

his second statement was "he doesnt believe he's sitting on my lap"

and his second answer was "i am"

so charley is the ask a ninja guy

[theRileyman00]

Where'd he go! lol

[Crimson10ish]

I look forward to going on you soon.

Thats what she said.

[VoidBearer]

i have hideys disease!

[ibotah]

Where he is, who he is, what he is,which he is, or even if he is... LOL I love that!!

[TheEpicZombies]

For more information on Hidey's disease, please ontact Dr. McNinja.

[wartincrowley]

NO IT IS NOT!!!

[Nagneto]

HEY ABBOT!!!

[KikumaruKaidoh]

i live in swiss and i realy laughed at the heidi joke!!!

[Commando615]

The first documented case of Hideys was during 'Nam. When Forest Gump and company where looking for Charlie. Only Forest and Lt. Dan made it out alive. The rest of the company was attacked by ninjas (also looking for Charlie).

[Xxcutepandax]

Wouldent hideys desisease make a ninja more stealthy?

[dilirent]

changing your name to a pronoun..like he

wheres he..he who..he..lol

[kthies14]

LOL i just about died of laughter watching this

[Nova7o9]

These are always so funny! But I noticed on this one a typo...Its a They're, There and Their problem. I just thought since Ninjas invented English they'd get it right. Ha ha

[Bikutolu]

@Nova7o9 Maybe he is leading you too a false sense of security so incase you face him in a word battle you think you will have at least 0.1% chance too live.

[CrazyliciousFlavor]

@Nova7o9 The typo is in the question

The ninja didn't write the question

Ergo the ninja is awesome and without flaws

My logic is undeniable

[terrenwraith]

Where'd he go?... OWWW!!

[Fargosis16]

mom, he is on a farm

[japaniseanimialover1]

for some reason i dont thinks theres a female ninja in the opening

[axelgarcia1]

@japaniseanimialover1 there is, shes just a master of disguise

[japaniseanimialover1]

@axelgarcia1 hmmm that makes sense i suppose :)

[nasurdan]

if he doesn't know who he is, where he is, or how he is. then how did you find out his name or catch him in the first place?

[TOTtomdora]

@nasurdan He's a ninja.

[Zraiiah]

Ask a Ninja DVD! Apply directly to your brain >=o

[thestarwarslover]

GRAND PAPA xD

[andaconda91]

but he is and i am and there is rotf

[Rhanar]

...Hiding from the very idea of life itself, believing it is out to kill you?

Oh my Gods, that is actually so hilarious that I found my cola can half emptied...

[Monkeydeathstick]

ones going on????

[DMNcinema]

grand papa x DD

[slayerslash5]

"grand papa!" HAHAHAHA that sounded soooo funny!

[fatangelthindevil]

one word "mom"

[Kazekane]

one of those epic episodes XD

[IzzyLovesRock]

"doesnt make much sense, but, thats why its a disease"

[BigAl4123]

wouldn't hideys diseaes be a form of thanatophobia(fear of death)?

[pyrorecipelist]

more like autophobia (but with ninjas death and self are pretty close eh?)

[Emigdiosback]

@pyrorecipelist autophobia means you just hate yourself

[pyrorecipelist]

apparently it has several meanings self hate, self fear and a fear of loneliness

[BigAl4123]

best part 3:22

[rikimaru700]

poor charlie.

[axelgarcia1]

this is the first one that literally made me laugh all the way through it.

[JamesBeason8]

he lol

[surpss]

"They hide frm the very exitence of bieng!!!" Lmao

[jedimaster00000]

Charley is the only one was found.... XD hahahaha

[fancychandra]

i luv 3:07 its funny lol u got to see it

[mamalamabean]

lmfao 0:56

[illuminativlog]

OH PAPA

[kagooganosh]

I like Charlie :D

[niggimatt]

ahahaha LOVE 0:58 .... squeeky voice " Grandpapa"

XDXDXDXDXD

[ShockOkami]

Best damn part :P

[bcouce]

but that's why it's a disease

[danameporker]

water burrow

[Bladethepokefreak]

Did you know that every year more than FIVE Ninja suffer from a horrible Disease?

[DROPilot]

granpapa!

[Atriox1]

Grand papa!

[caboverdeking]

but he is, and i am, and ther is

ninja public television

[Spy1015811]

i love these videos!

[KawaiiCentral]

his hands are so hairy

[TheAmazingSuperPie]

thanks for stating the obvious -_-

[TitaniumSeraph]

"I'm going to be handing out giftbags." lol I have no idea why I found that so hilarious. XD

[KawaiiCentral]

XDDDD

00:59

I PEED lol.

*grand papa!*

[muffinwomanxo]

so did i

[breadisgood4U]

I love that part.

[OurLadyOfSorrows08]

Ask a ninja DVD apply directly to your brain! Ask a ninja DVD apply directly to your brain! Ask a ninja DVD apply directly to your brain!

[DrHackenslasher]

I have that disease =(, but of course so that i couldn't track myself i killed the owner of this acount and used it

[cornflash]

DrHackenslasher, maybe you shouldn't write that down here. You could be around and read it and kill you despite of your efforts to outrun yourself.

[grimtom]

hhhaha lol

[breakoutboi22]

OMG! 00:59 !

[zeekyzoid]

that ran off and lived on a farm...

lol

right mom?

[Renkay141]

Heidi...I mean Hydey's disease= physco

[Damaris1034]

"A lot of the times they just end up in Samuel Beckett plays!" LMAO

[JeremyMatthewBrandt]

heidi which is the uncontrolable compulsive where u dress up in grangle costumes and run around switzerland looking for ur grandpapa XD ahahahahahaaa

[vfaulkon]

*high-pitched voice*: Grand-papa!

[JeremyMatthewBrandt]

hahaha yeea

[igoronline]

so deadly that they gotta hide from themselves LOL

[AalonZeR]

0:23  why do they use the Indian head guy?

[jerkeyrgood]

ahh papa! sleeping in coffee cns

[wndcobra]

0:59 GRANDPAPA! LMBO!!!!!

[asipodroks]

LOL! GRANDPAPA!

[TheApothyDragon]

this is sick how does he keep doing it LOL

[assassin7707]

lmfao where did he go ahhhhh omfg so funny!!!

[claydude333]

1:32

"...where you acutally believe you can escape from yourself and live on a farm."

3:26

I am trying to help you! Ah! hey, where'd he go? Ow!

[gestapo81]

grandpapa...lol

[jstjake1]

best ninja video ever

[wigwambam1987]

dosent make much sence, thats why its a disease lol

[actorman123]

You know, I have got to get around to killing you, ask a ninja.

[sh4dowmarine]

damn this is funny!!!

but he is

and i am

and there is lol

grandpapa!

[mantokhamspanker]

a ninja in "waiting for Godot" would make it better....

[rootero]

hilarious

[ENLCD]

i can say no to that face

[waldohides]

lol 1:00, best part

[Timothy2142]

"YOU LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING YOURSELF SOON!"

Lol I thought by now he'd have lawsuits up the ass... but since you can't find a ninja in the first place...

[hallowed0ut]

Who? What? hyper sneeky?? Escape from youself!! This is serious **** right mom!?

[raquelle08]

look at this face lol

[yodapotato]

omg i hav a an invisible friend jimmy who has hideys disease cuz hes invisible and well he tells me to call him me its kinda confusing

[Mirachu]

But he is.

And I am.

And there is.

XD

[tilatequilalover4eva]

"ZRRZRRr,NO IT IS NOT!!!!"

LMFAO!!!!hilarious!!!xDDD

[hogwartsgoddess]

"Made possible by Better Killing Through Education Fund." XDDD

[Yumewa]

Changing your name to a pronoun.

Lol.

Phase 2 gets serious.

[yodapotato]

omg! mi invisible friend jimmy has hideys disease!!!

[demonvash08]

0:59 omg! haha

[youmakemesickman]

Charlie don't hate yourself Charlie!!! Whos he? Whos on first anyone??? Arrolis tht was cruel.

[wawtuhculahs]

ima change my name to a pronoun, whos he?

[kouriichi]

OMG O.O i have hideys deisease XQ i have every single symptom except for the coffee can one!

[pacman911666]

npt ninja public telivision haha

[aikidoka1974]

omg....hahahahahaha....had to subcribe, thats one of the best satirical views on martial arts ive ever seen!!!

[solidsnake370]

they need to have this guy on oprah or ellen, that would be hillarious!

[Arrolis]

no... your done.. do not pass go do not collect 200$ go directly to DEATH!

[b3achbabe95]

poor charlie!!! i will join the fight against hideys disease!!! lol i love you ninja!! and charlie!!!

[niklashg1]

i wana help charlie!!!!

[perdedoronline]

aren't there more videos where he says "granpapa!"?

[perdedoronline]

granpapa!

[HarpoFitz]

lol I had to do the play "waiting for Godot" one time, and I agree... A ninja killing Godot would DEFINITELY make it a better play....

[mussianrafia]

i had to do it too. i really don't know why the writer even bothered to put the play on paper. Godot taking a dump would have made it a better play :P

[sheikah7]

it'd be better if they kept the red background. light blue just doesn't say 'ninja'.

[perdedoronline]

lol!

[theotherjesse]

Godot shows up! Hilarious :)

[omgitsrobertlosha]

when he is and i am and there is..LOL

[Gaarasgurl19]

Heidis disease!!! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!

[schenkenz]

i didnt see charlie..........I am Ninja!

[christonejazz]

This has got to be my most favorite Ask a Ninja video!!

[blamMF]

i suport this cause.

[lordoftherings791]

I wonder how they found Charlie.

[Cryomancersic66]

Granpapa!

lol XDDD

[walgav7]

OMFG LMAO nd shitmyself:DDD

[Jackabot147]

He is german? In the theme song I heard "UND I believe you are a ninja too" . You rock man!

[neongiht11832]

dammit i hate the theme song so much it makes me wanna choke myself with a bundle of fishing hooks and twirl it around and yank it out ripping through my vocal cords and pulling out vital organs

[rawisrey]

that is why that is the theme song, so that makes the ninjas job easier by you killing yourself.

dont see your prob with the theme song, I like it.

[lordscarrrr]

Run around swisterland lol =3

[TimmyJthe1st]

hahaah except for jean claude van damm

[sparks12001]

alt f4 closes the browser fucktard

[airbear906]

Stupid dickholes...

[blamMF]

lol ur and idiot! honostly, what did u get knowing 1 person closed the screen

[ZuchinniSong]

I cracked up when he was like "and they approach..and then they kill themselves..er..which doesn't really make much sense"

[youMAMAFUKA]

yay for grandpapa

[XElziePopsX]

NPT! haha ninja public television haha

[FallRaven]

'He doesn't even believe that he's sitting on my lap right now, or that there's such thing as Hidey's Disease. But he is, and I am, and there is.'

[CuatroEspada]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooool

"After phase 2 its over...... NO ITS NOT" xD

[calabo12345]

lol dvd apply to ur brain; its head-on only not bad!

[OoConcreteGirloO]

kicking people in the face and not getting sued for it... lol

[Hindaleveler]

Mom?

[Danielbot]

GRANDPAPA!

[Majutsukou]

Lol, the original Waiting for Godot...

[PrinceOfPersia623]

"Grandpapa!"

"This is charlie"

[garcia46292]

This guy is great

[BlondeProductions]

hahahahah

[knails]

you know filmmaker... your one of those special people who i never want to die. who else will entertain me for hours on many pointless subjects? and since my mother tells me not to waste my time watching videos, yours have to be good for her to even comment negatively on.

YOU ROCK!

[Ike1232]

This is the best

[animegeek155]

lol sooooooooooooooooooo funny

[dannykanoista]

lolololololol  lol lolololololol

[nitromeat666]

LOL this is Hilarious...right mom? lol

[HellsMessage]

0:58 Granpapa! ROTFL!!

[talos23]

"they get paranoid that they them selves

could sneak up.. and.. kill... them... selves....."

hahaha...