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The most ass this guy probly sees is his anime porn. word of advice, if u stick to the chubby and ugly types, then u have a better chance of actually getting laid lol
this so called "mouth rape" is what I am phobic of. Its like this is a very thin line between oral gratification, and oral rape. No wonder we need videos like this.
And ya know, if somebody is too shy to ask any whore out; they should still have every right to kiss them!
Mine did for months and I was not having it cuz I had a bad experience.
I found this book on the net AROUSE HER ANAL ECSTASY and WOW!! I swear it is the best solution for a woman who has a persistantly nagging guy. I made my man read it in detail and I actually LOVE ANAL SEX NOW and have AssGasms! LOL That is what I call them. You can google it, I got the paperback because it has the index but its on Kindle too. I really enjoyed it!
I saw over 20 comments that said, "shut the fuck up girls it's a comedy", and shut like that. But I didn't see even one comment that was a girl complaining...
all the girls saying that this wouldnt work i bet if he look like bred pitt or young denzel washington or have money like bill gates i bet it would work 100% with any girl
Youtube haters can't handle seeing a guy like this with hot girls even in a fictional setting. Truth is guys, there are fat, unattractive dudes all over the planet getting more pussy than you because they have money and/or status. Keep crying....
Some people do have problem's here ITS A FUCKING COMEDY STOP PUTTING UP "Wow... im a girl so now this thing sucks..." its a comedy so get over it.......
@bogdan74688 i didn't say it was funny...i agree that this is the farthest thing from funny..but somebody out there thought it was and if you don't like then don't like it. you don't have to make rude comments
Uh, are you people brain dead? This is called satire. Dirty Jay, I strive for your smoothosity. Keep the advice - coming. I used to wait 3.3 words, now I understand.
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Seriously guys you're all haters.Well not all but a lot are.He's not lame.That's fucking nice those vids.I just watched one and I laughed the hell out of me.
This is the most hilarious crap I've seen, me a girl, just surfing youtube, to find the worst piece of crap on here, trust me boys, that won't work... I f you try it you'll probably land flat on your ass
@LiLiGuRl333 DUH!! It was designed to be COMEDY! Only idiots would think it would work, and other idiots think they need to warn people that it won't work!
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its a chicken not a cock...
kewshkewsh1357 1 month ago in playlist How Not To Kiss
disgusting..
mickakakan 6 months ago
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drinkhotcum 9 months ago
EWW!
JJJanica 9 months ago
she was hot doh
killermy92 9 months ago
Brilliant! Wish Dirty Jay would make a come back. Reminds me of summer 2008.
PakistaniCult 10 months ago
I'll not kiss Angelina Jolie, if she kissed by that fat dumb ass. Sorry Jack Black !
globaltccjp 10 months ago
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JamesMitchell78 11 months ago
AWESOME
bigkula1 11 months ago
i like that sweater.....does that come in a v-neck??
ThaUnprofessional 1 year ago
The most ass this guy probly sees is his anime porn. word of advice, if u stick to the chubby and ugly types, then u have a better chance of actually getting laid lol
1BADPNY1 1 year ago
this so called "mouth rape" is what I am phobic of. Its like this is a very thin line between oral gratification, and oral rape. No wonder we need videos like this.
And ya know, if somebody is too shy to ask any whore out; they should still have every right to kiss them!
Karlslasher80 1 year ago
@Karlslasher80 FAG
yobrotherofut 10 months ago
what the fuck?
TheAthensriot 1 year ago
Ladies is your man keep bugging you for ANAL SEX?
Mine did for months and I was not having it cuz I had a bad experience.
I found this book on the net AROUSE HER ANAL ECSTASY and WOW!! I swear it is the best solution for a woman who has a persistantly nagging guy. I made my man read it in detail and I actually LOVE ANAL SEX NOW and have AssGasms! LOL That is what I call them. You can google it, I got the paperback because it has the index but its on Kindle too. I really enjoyed it!
eroticflow 1 year ago 2
@eroticflow SPAM FAG
yobrotherofut 10 months ago
damn thats hot
Singer2B4U 1 year ago
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rebeccaskye 1 year ago
FUCKERS
kilumen08 1 year ago
I hate the vid but great camera.
TheFighter2047 1 year ago
lol is video is funny idon know i on singapore :X im on choa chu kang ave 4
deveri0s 1 year ago
lol is video is funny idon know
deveri0s 1 year ago
I saw over 20 comments that said, "shut the fuck up girls it's a comedy", and shut like that. But I didn't see even one comment that was a girl complaining...
systempatcher 1 year ago
lucky bitch
GUY3PS 1 year ago
Guy looks like a pedo...
Prodigy1310 1 year ago
lmfao wat the hell
pkita101 1 year ago
all the girls saying that this wouldnt work i bet if he look like bred pitt or young denzel washington or have money like bill gates i bet it would work 100% with any girl
wbooker10 1 year ago
LMFAO RIGHT.
xxllollxxllollxx 1 year ago
that looks like my buddy from highschool and if it is way to go dirty J the jay even fits the first name and thats hillarious.
Jtunes101 1 year ago
hahahaha like the chicken but lol
SuperShadowgrave 1 year ago
Youtube haters can't handle seeing a guy like this with hot girls even in a fictional setting. Truth is guys, there are fat, unattractive dudes all over the planet getting more pussy than you because they have money and/or status. Keep crying....
itsnottreasure 1 year ago
This shit is funny, I keep rewinding the part where he gets slapped.
Ravenex2 1 year ago
Hahaha
sklzbong 1 year ago
hahaha,,men,,,this is awesome funny....like it^^
whitehenyo12 1 year ago
2:32 OMG...he looks like a fucking zombie xD ahahahah
WildDiscoDance 1 year ago
THE GIRL IN 2:47! she looks like the actress... In Avon. ?:)
helain30 1 year ago
wtf
joemartin017 1 year ago
Some people do have problem's here ITS A FUCKING COMEDY STOP PUTTING UP "Wow... im a girl so now this thing sucks..." its a comedy so get over it.......
Rapparen868 1 year ago
Bullshitssssssssssss :)))))))))))))
boeing747sp86 1 year ago
@bogdan74688 i didn't say it was funny...i agree that this is the farthest thing from funny..but somebody out there thought it was and if you don't like then don't like it. you don't have to make rude comments
MizzKaeBaby 1 year ago
Funny shit
KalDexHar 1 year ago
@LiLiGuRl333 right on girl. guys, your dum if you really believed this. -.-
ElementaLRadiance 1 year ago
you are so ugly fat boy
badboybok 1 year ago
u fat shit she is not your time iknow a right thing for u a pig she hates u
saqib979 1 year ago
ahahaha =))))) balls
donzaxspeed 1 year ago
some women do a lot for money ...
steviestraint 1 year ago
umm gross kinda funny tho
bree323ful 1 year ago
that would never work on a girl
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aleshah 1 year ago
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stoepselsteffi 1 year ago
@bogdan74688 you're exageratting omg! he's just doing this for entertainment! Stop being such a cow's asshole
MizzKaeBaby 1 year ago
Uh, are you people brain dead? This is called satire. Dirty Jay, I strive for your smoothosity. Keep the advice - coming. I used to wait 3.3 words, now I understand.
tuberobert1 1 year ago
This is PORN!
HorrorPrank 1 year ago
Stop adding comments like" stupid video get out man!! find a real girlfriend! -6shqp6"
and bogdam74688s comment its suppost to be funny its not like you would do this in real life
ThatGuyThatPlaysCod 1 year ago
calm down people, its suppose 2 be funny geez its not like this is real..
babycupakez 1 year ago
@bogdan74688 agreed
Fatality464 1 year ago
Lol you look like a bigger version of Will FERRELL x lol :)
StarManFann2010 1 year ago
wtf stupid video.....go out man!!!! and find a real girlfriend. LOL
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ShalomGerusalemme 1 year ago
you are ugly, fat and old.
zwinggistinki 1 year ago
Haha!
makumasen 1 year ago
iwwww who would want you
rimmelgirl666 1 year ago
Det 2,5 words rule. Fuckin sweet, I'm gonna use that next time I pull something home that I'm not particularly proud of.
HarboeDrinker 1 year ago
Haha poor geek, I bet he cums within a minute :)
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Amen, hallelujah!♚MENE♛TECHEL♛PERES♰. youtube can close your site! But God can close your life now! But for what will go on your damn life? You snake will live forever under the gaze of my Spirit. When I shall see thee to descend into the abyss? Then, I will let you go! you accuses the Holy Spirit. you have loved the curse? Falls on you! Amen, hallelujah! ♚MENE ♛TECHEL♛ PERES ♰ PAX CSPB CSSMLNDSMD VRSN SMVS MQLIVB "Drink your poisons made by yourself"✙
lorenzojhwh 1 year ago
its comedy u fucken idiots
blahblahblaha1a2a3 1 year ago
peesh this is......weird
spunkyizzy 1 year ago
FUCKING LOSER
ah111815148199147 1 year ago
why can't you just fuck off and die?
666DemoneNero 1 year ago
Seriously guys you're all haters.Well not all but a lot are.He's not lame.That's fucking nice those vids.I just watched one and I laughed the hell out of me.
melina5610 1 year ago
I don't understand why the fuck people don't just take this lightheartedly for its absurdity. Maybe you're all just jealous?
tristan344 1 year ago 3
@tristan344 Here here!
TheGreenerItGets 1 year ago
A fat man pays whores to do all that!!!! Damn he's the perfect loser xD
daredevildeanbodom 1 year ago 2
bullshit
Mars1064 1 year ago
i think youre more of a loser than the people searching for these videos
un09ify 1 year ago
This was very funny Dirty Jay...don't listen to the idiots below!
LAGurlzRock 1 year ago
This is the most hilarious crap I've seen, me a girl, just surfing youtube, to find the worst piece of crap on here, trust me boys, that won't work... I f you try it you'll probably land flat on your ass
LiLiGuRl333 1 year ago 36
@LiLiGuRl333 DUH!! It was designed to be COMEDY! Only idiots would think it would work, and other idiots think they need to warn people that it won't work!
edufur 1 year ago 45
@edufur Just bash her upside the head with a club, so easy a caveman can do it.
Ravenex2 1 year ago
@LiLiGuRl333 What does work then?
ziggy0434 1 year ago
@LiLiGuRl333 No! I do it all the time and it works like a charm. Though you shouldn't forget the ass caress while kissing.
ViperCanel 8 months ago
@LiLiGuRl333
Do you need to be a boy to understand satire?
dihydrohydroxycodein 7 months ago
He´s like a ugly, fat Barney Stinson!
emmasuperstar95 1 year ago
ugly , fatty . those girls must be paid alot just to sit near you
fishergirl103 1 year ago
That will never happen. Enjoy your kisses folks.
HellesBringer 1 year ago
omg he actually got the girl at the end
TanuJones 1 year ago
@TanuJones nope he didnt...:)
higme6 1 year ago
The look on the guy's face after every failed kiss is just priceless! LOLZ!
sumirechan9 1 year ago
Fat Ass. Small Dick.
WastedLifestyle 1 year ago
4 million views !
A7med455 1 year ago
faaaaaaaat
comary1000 1 year ago
Fat pig...Ushould make ur color a lil pinky so we can say that u are a missing pig from some ugly zoo
SofiaTarah 1 year ago
hahahahaha
rasmus13 1 year ago
1:09 his true gf comes into screen >:)
H3RB4L1S3R 1 year ago
Omfg...sooo gross and embarassing :D How much did he pay them?
playgoth 1 year ago
@playgoth
Nothing probably. They want to get famous, willing to pay every price. ;-)
silverbud 1 year ago
That girl at the end was an instant erection.
vgamedude12 1 year ago
son of a gun
bryanjr215 1 year ago
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i feel soooo sorry for that woman, she had to kiss that fat ugly pig. he will NEVER get a wife/girlfriend/date NEVER!
MsDiyara 1 year ago 12
@MsDiyara
Wow, you are plain. That was for fun, nobody had to do anything.
I feel more sorry for you who takes comedy seriously.
silverbud 1 year ago
@MsDiyara
You do know this scripted comedy right? why are women so fucking stupid.
HowAboutSomeTruth1 1 year ago
@HowAboutSomeTruth1 probably young girls not WOMEN lol
WildDiscoDance 1 year ago
@bogdan Why so agrressive? Don't you get laid often enough? That video was obviously meant to be funny and not to brag about. peace
86aris 1 year ago
FAT DUDE ALERT
xXxMickyCookiexXx 1 year ago
tht guy looking fatty dog...
djkumar75 1 year ago
this guy's an idiot, and he looks like hotforwords (marina orlova) just youtube her hahaah
jolieisterrible 1 year ago
That chick he kissed is Janey Briggs ))))))
omlette87 1 year ago
@omlette87 wtf is janey briggs? p*rnstarr?
unch0senone 1 year ago
that is f-ing awesome!!!! very funny!!!
countrygirlxxx78 1 year ago
LMAO is this a comedy video or truly meant to teach?
duckie258 1 year ago
SMH LMAO
daboshe 1 year ago
dumb!!!! lmao!!!!!!
paradox1410 1 year ago
Messed up
happyboy4776 1 year ago
everyone type in bo chadly lesbian friends you will laugh your nuts off
chad79100 1 year ago
hahahahahhahaha omfg she was hot as fuck too
fedrx19 1 year ago
u got nice chicks dude , but ur acting is bland!
hessnej 1 year ago
Where did she get the lipstick from? I like soooo want it!
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DjMaster479 1 year ago
I like to keep it dirty but I don't like to pay money...
kabayis 1 year ago
hehi can't wait any longer! Rescue meh from my boredom
aaronscottmf1 1 year ago
sexy muscle boy xDDDD NOT
Supermann313 1 year ago
hes butt ugly
mariosupersmash11 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!@!@!@@@!!!
dcskatersdvs 1 year ago
paei i gkomena htan kai omorfh..........
ninikeszr 1 year ago
What is this, great :D
IRSannu 1 year ago
this guy is hilarious..lmao
awesomefrank1 1 year ago
so i send my dirty email to that address to fullfill your fantasty?
fefe902101 1 year ago
hai really do need a new boy toy hihi
cliftonkelleydn 1 year ago
yuck.....!!!i feel like vomiting aftr watching this video..
MsSourGrape 1 year ago
man this is so retarted, i bet he dosen't even get girls lmao, they're all getting paid to do this video.
amine9876 1 year ago
duhhhh...its comedy dumfuck
2538088 1 year ago
@amine9876 no really? i thought he did get pussy? dumbass..
scorpionbaseball95s 1 year ago
This guy looks like a women!!!!!!!
jamin108 2 years ago
please dont read this comment you will be kisses on the nearest friday if u dont post this you will die within 2 days.now uv started readin this dont stopthis is so scary post this on 5 videos in 143 min this actully works when done press f6 and ur chruses name will appear
selenaluver478 2 years ago
dude that guy is disgusting
CaringNarcissist 2 years ago
so cant seem to find a guy who isnt a coward
sexyjunanny 2 years ago
shut the fuck up u whore
2538088 1 year ago
i wouldnt let my dog approach u bro, sorry!!.
ballercity4lyf 2 years ago
....ew
xSweetxShinobix 2 years ago
i cant believe those woman would be near u!
annyomg123 2 years ago
1:54 agdg
parambila1 2 years ago
lol
bigmomoishere2 2 years ago
haha
lhieannecharlotte 2 years ago
terrible
Basti6814 2 years ago
FUNNY
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kari4870 2 years ago
1:14 lol he has a blow up sex doll lmao
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mrfranciscodeasisify 2 years ago
wasnt he in the alltell phone comercials? then they switched him out with that guy with the fro. why did that happen?
meesh94 2 years ago
Lmfaoo wow .
sappbaptiste 2 years ago
was ist das für eine spinatwachtel.. o.O
butterkeksss 2 years ago
wow hahaha he probly payed each 1 of thos girls 100,000 or more just to b with him hahaha
bla12313 2 years ago
i swear :-D
king2pac1992 2 years ago
this is shit
TheOlexsandr 2 years ago
real fun man, but kinda discustning :P haha :)
abbeboa 2 years ago
That chick is fucking sexy
magnusblz3 2 years ago 2
lol
901Hodges 2 years ago
M- Opfer XD
trampeldeier 2 years ago 2
The full versions in my profile i have a link to it!!!! dream cum tru haha
HurricaneGame117 2 years ago
your fat.
DramaQueen22345 2 years ago 25
@DramaQueen22345 he is what the fuck?? thanks for telling me this infomation
DieselxBod 2 years ago
lmfao more vids your a legend mate haha you chicks who keep giving thumbs down and up to people really have no idea its a joke?
lfk156 2 years ago 2
it steenks
dgrabill1 2 years ago 2
How much did you pay these chicks?
Fabulwesen 2 years ago 44
fucking fat four eye u r the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
manslut89 2 years ago
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uggghhh...god I want to get my pussy fucked right now!
SexxxiKimber 2 years ago
ok.
selenaroks 2 years ago
kk call me up
FreeTutorialsDotCom 2 years ago
lmfao
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u r funni as fuck
kaz271 2 years ago
YOU ARE FREAK dirty jay , Dirty LIKE your FACE
pop4ti 2 years ago 6
:)))) You are the best of the best man !!! thanks for the tip
zsozso411 2 years ago
poor girl....
TheElguru 2 years ago 5
like a pig.
eluzzionn 2 years ago 6
so you mean if i walk around with lipstick all on my face i can get lay'd by any1 i want?!?! xD
TripleCedeno 2 years ago
at 1:40 if u put pause the girl looks like megan fox.lol
helvecio1992 2 years ago 2