Wizard People, Dear Reader -HOLY F*CKING SH*T!! (Chapter 30)

[afterthebreaking]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU­UUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!

[tonigirl321]

"queerman this whole time was harrys dads gopher!!! snake was unfairly suspected and is probally a very lovely woman" lmaooo

[bongripswidyoda]

"PUT YOUR HAND IN THERE BOY!"

[n1theruler]

LMAO best chapter EVVERRR !!!

[elca42]

"he puts on his lucky head band and cracks his knuckles...."

that totally didn't happen lol

[brh5934]

hahaha queerman then begins to take off his turban slowly

[Tfr3sh17]

3:18 I shit bricks!

[zachboo]

The other version this guy did is better lol, this one he stutters too much and isn't improvising as well, the original he yells

"HOLY F*€£ING BALLS!!! There's a sick as face on the back of his head!! Harry almost ignites in vomit!"

[DaddyWalrusguy]

I Remember this video! XD funny stuff

[BadWaters]

The dreadful threshold of heaven lol.

[teamjbx3]

queerman omg what

[xoxCarlyx7]

queerman... all this time, has been harry's dad's gopher!

[zrantzwilliamz]

A CLASSIC- regards from HP, Ronnie the Bear, Harmony, and Snake ( a very lovely women)

[HoPeLeSsJuLiEt]

"WAAAAH! HOLY EFFING SH*T!"

[spagerbot]

You know, if Harry just hadn't gone down to the Stone's hiding place in the first place, Lord Ass Face wouldn't have even had a chance to get it. Fucking useless, Harry.

[JTSHHS]

@spagerbot Its a movie, of course thats got to happen

[InsensitiveGuy432]

Snake has been unfairly suspected, and is probably a lovely woman. God I love Brad Neely

[fellowshipofthepen]

Oh no! He called it "quidditch"!!!

[Butter89cup]

nooooooo he called Snake a him earlier in the movie as well. :(

[hambizzle39]

theres a sick ass face on queermans head!!! lmao

[movieman6456]

you can tell after "where he should be" he is gathering energy for this chapter

[HufflepuffTheGreat]

"he says 'fuck this' and puts the stone in his pocket"

[Merkin4pres64]

"Snake was unfairly suspected and is probably a lovely woman."

[senseofcompletion]

Oh shit. When he screams I got so freaked out. xD

[biddlemaster44]

standing before of the gates of heaven

[Butter89cup]

omg I can't stop watching this! It's so hilarious. my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Best chapter!

[Moolaybunny]

Stick your hand in there, boy!

[nollaseaholm]

JUST THEN AAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! theres a sick ass face on queermans head!

[supersonickk]

I had all my friends watch that.

Best part. ^^

Always the same reaction:

'HOLY ******* ****!'

-falls out of chair-

lmao. <3

This guy was so creative, uhhmazing. ^^

[amresnick]

This one is my favorite episode. So fucking hilarious!!

[chrissytinne]

snake was unfairly suspected, and is probably a very lovely woman

[ohyousexylush21]

LMFAO. I was just going to say that!

[taybyers]

"He makes some small talk about how he can't get the stone because once he killed somebody, ya know, a few weeks backs and that periv-permit-prohibits him from going into Heaven."

[ali921812]

i wonder if he will comment on all the other hp movies like the 5 one

book is much better no doubt

[zikten]

I really wish he would. That would be awesome

[TristantehSurreal]

Queerman.

Queerman.

QUEERMAN.

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

"'Oh God, this Sucks,' says Harry"..."Just then, AAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH." LOLs

[1weerdchik]

Yeah, that's my favorite part.

[KatarnandKanos]

3:16 hahahaha!

[casey11592]

lmao omg this is the greatest thing to come to youtube besides Potter Puppet Pals

[Chizpurfle52595]

this is shitty, yet utterly compelling and oddly sincere and touching

[LeftyHandedGuns]

He said Quidditch instead of Cribbage near the beginning. :P

[MischaArielle9000]

oops i mean "snape was unfairly suspected... and is probably a lovely woman"

[Crowbarboy]

ITS SNAKE YOUR WRONG

[justicar46]

It's "you're".  You're wrong.

[RippleFilmStudios]

owned lol

[Gir3zzz]

lol you guys are awesome.

[MischaArielle9000]

snape

[lolwutnub]

Holy Jesus.

When Queerman uncovered his head, I literally cried from laughing.

I had to pause the video for like 5 minutes until I could hold myself together xD

[dumblebandit]

he says quidditch match istead of cribbage match at 00:30 snake is a lovely woman. ( who <3's Lily!) o_0 5 stars

[willowpuff]

I love the stutter over "prohibited".

[darkpirategirl]

I would pay money to hear this guy to rendition's of the other books.

[LoonyLuna08]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

There is a sick ass face on the back of queermans head!

[willowpuff]

That scream really scared me. ahhahahaa

[Rey513]

'Because once he killed someone, you know, a few weeks back'

XDDD

[osutitan1327]

"Even though Harry should be making his way for the steps, he's always wanted to see what Queerman's head looked like"

[lambofrock]

put your hand in there, boy!

ahaha

[indieabby88]

That made me laugh so hard I nearly cried.

[internalbananafarm]

omg, i love these videos

[saachica07]

i love how he calls ron ronnie the bear...

[militiax]

THERES A SICK ASS FACE

[evilweevil321]

snake was unfairly suspected, and is probably a lovely woman.

[fernwood]

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Holy Fucking Shit!

[1una1ovegood]

he puts on his lucky headband

[irishfreak222]

he makes some small talk about how hee like killed someone a few weeks back.....lol

[squeedalyspooch]

sick ass face!

[mr1hellmanz]

If Brad did HP and the Deathly hallowes ( witch is the best book in my opinion )...Oh lord...

Movies gona be good too.

[laurweena]

For sure, I'd love to hear his take on the Lovegoods...

[dumblebandit]

I'm guessing that his take on Ronnie the bear and The Wretched Harmony's snogging scene would be something like this: "...And now, dear readers, as Ronnie the bear goes on about saving the Garden Gnomes from Valmart, Harmony realizes that he is not talking, but that Ronnie was blasted by a choking spell. She drops the fangs of nagini's mother, runs over, and starts mouth to mouth precipitation on Ronnie the bear."

close enough? :P

[everything80s12]

YES!

[FarthestManFromHome]

when all of a sudden... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[GloriaMonday]

....Snake was unfairly suspected, and is probably a lovely woman.

[robbielover2468]

wtf does Imao mean???

[lojomofo]

laughing my ass off

[mizusajt]

And even though, harry should be making his way to the back of the steps, he's always wanted to see what queerman's head looks like.

ROFLCOPTER!!

[Foxypie]

OMFG this is sooo funny!!!

My uncle knows the person who does the voice to this movie

[BigStupidFingers]

It's Brad Neely... He's f'ing awesome. Everyone wants him to do the rest of the movies! You should check out the washington video Brad did. it's sweet as hell!

[GloriaMonday]

.....Washington, Washington.... six foot eight, weighs a fscking ton... opponents beware.... opponents beware.... he's coming. He's coming! HE'S COMING!!

[josephbarry]

"Put yer hand in there, boy !"

[Sps7890]

Just then.... AHHHHHHH!!!! HOLY F***ING SH*T!

lmfao XD

[nils2873]

yeah, the yell's the best!!

[InMyPod]

his yell is priceless.

[darkenedeyes08]

Snake was unfairly suspected, and probably a lovely woman

[shenamoyer1]

Te He He....Queerman.....LOL

[Octoberlilly]

OMFG!!! I was just listening to this and not watching and all of a sudden he screams, I totally freaked! I fell out of my chair and nearly had a heart attack!! Thank you, I love it lmao.

[mollybigaly13]

omg! I was litterally rolling on the floor!

There's a sick ass man on the back of Queerman's head!

LMFAO; me and my sister could not stop laughing.

we watched them all; hahah; thanks!

[bcgrote]

Wait, just how many chapters are titled Holy Fucking SHit?

LOL!

[frozenpandaman]

2 of them

[darkwingplanet]

HAHA i love this part! It's Queerman!

[whatevaurruingmalife]

shit that scared me

[electrocute33]

hahahaha