The 6 Most Underwhelming Moments from the iPhone 3G Debut

[Djbiohazard1991]

Don't believe Steve...He's a DRONE!...

And that accidentally rhymed :D

[shittyfagg]

what the fuck is this man, why do people buy this shit... I know. i know.. it's marketing technique that apple uses to convince people that apple is the shit, but still.. what the fuck...

[hapkey47]

you have some really bad humor

[kaa3164]

They're just proving themselves as scammers when they give you 8gb of memory for 100$

[musicforlife70]

oh oh are they trying to tell us that that white is worth more i think thats kinda rude .......

or they just wanted to make more money your choise

[autdelux]

omg lost souls... only 199 yeeeeeaaaaaaa and with 8gig more (what cost around nothing more in production) 299 yeeeeaaa.

[TheSisko1]

what ? $199 for an iphone, here in Britain we pay more than £400 for one, thats more than twice what they pay in America

[wue2117]

@TheSisko1 its the same as you guys in Australia.

[qbalaqss]

For the record, it's... 1.800 per phone where I live. That's half a month's worth of work for most people.

[S0XF0X]

...$200 is an affordable fucking phone? It must be nice to think $200 for a phone is a chump-change deal. Assholes.

[Imnothecrazyone]

8GB? My regular Ipod is 5 years old and it has 30GB. Am I the only one who sees something weird about this?

[Losieusatra]

why da hell americans love ipodes and those others I things so much? cuz they country suck, and they can be killed on any step? no.. cuz most of them dont have friends, so they have iFriend O.O

[MPS186282]

@Losieusatra "Look at me, I don't live in America, let me tell strangers on the internet how much America sucks! Haha America is so dumb and Americans are dumb and I'm better than them hahahahaha."

Get the fuck over yourself.

[Querymonger]

@Losieusatra Kid, learn basic English before you make fun of the US.

[lordsyca]

@Losieusatra  Sorry but we can't be killed on any step. Our iguns are for random internet trolls from other countries who have normal guns.

[tghk3]

@Losieusatra seriously? even though you make a good point (apple isnt so much better than other companies at all and even overprice their products) you dont have the right to say shit like that. Wanna know why? becuase in America, you have the freedom of speech, but seeing as you arent in america, and the way you interpret the language, i'd bet anything you live in some poor country where nobody has rights. Your jelouse of america

[ThatNotSoAznKid]

@tghk3 Ha ha ha ha ha. Hypocrisy... You spelled 'Jealous' wrong you over patriotic dumb ass.

[efatarocks]

@Losieusatra aww thanks I'll be sure to tell my friends that I've known for anywhere between 4-8 years that we aren't actually friends because we live in America oh wait that does prove we in America have friends, bs theory disproved

[heydud11]

thats all... for now.

i love it

[snufleufugus]

The 16GB costs $100 less than my G1....

[Odina89]

I find it kinda funny that the Ad that was shown before this episode was an Ad for the new Samsung...

[aprilannx0]

sorry, but hes just not funny to me at alll!

[MGXD4RTHM4UL]

This is ridiculous.

[irishpandabear]

So all i'm seeing here is a poor attempt, and vague attach on apple's credibility. there's not enough room here for me to express how ignorant people are about the iPhone... is the price really any different from the Nexus1 or any other smart phone and yet iPhones are over priced for what they are. Yeah, that's jealousy i smell.

[andybpiano]

Weird.. This video won't play on my iPhone. I hate Gladstone anyway.

[admbrns]

Not very funny.

Written insults, poorly delivered.

What I see here, are people who are jealous of Apple's success.

You don't like the iPhone? cool man, don't buy it

[artifactingreality]

@admbrns oh no, written insults! of course comedians should never write down any of their jokes, that would be just terrible.

[admbrns]

@artifactingreality written by a different person, delivered in a sub-par fashion by this guy. In this situation ad-lib would be much more effective. Thats why i mentioned it.

[artifactingreality]

@admbrns you don't think he writes his own bits?

[lovvi]

@admbrns obviously a fanboy

[Hmantooth]

@admbrns What I see here is a correct and well researched attack on Apple's Bogus marketing and money making racket.

[admbrns]

@Hmantooth sure it may be correct, is it harming you? are you going to buy the iPod? im guessing not, so you really have no reason to complain, unless out of jealousy.

[Hmantooth]

@admbrns If I was Jealous, I would buy one, christ its not like I cant afford one. Freedom of speech is a gift, and Im executing mine by agreeing that Apple are very very greedy and money grabbing bastards. IMO at least 75% of their sales are generated by the logo/branding - not by the functionality. Id rather spend the money on something that works and isnt trying to rip me off.

[admbrns]

@Hmantooth Its obvious youre not jealous of the product, im saying youre jealous of their success. I dont like the iPhone, so i dont use one. And thats all their is to it for me. I dont see why people have to make all this noise.

[Hmantooth]

@admbrns Jealous of their success?Like, im losing sleep because a corporation is doing well? hahahahaah! Im afraid you a re mistaken my friend, Im simply agreeing with the person who made this video. Apple's success has come more from fashion popularity then actual technological use/advancement. Their marketing and model support is appalling IMO. That's why I dont own an Iphone and most likely never will.

[DemolishedHalo]

Get creative with your insults. This was actually pretty lame

[heavenshaffer]

I like cheesy grahics. I agree. sidways isn't funny. How stupid. Iphiones are nice. Headphones are AWSOME!!! Who wants audio anymore? 199 is cheap..not almost everyone. The black one is better

[YourCoolestFan]

This guy sounds like he has a tech fetish.

[kryckeestrooff]

So just how will an eyephone improve my life if I'm blind, deaf or both? The same way catching Sadam Hussein and hanging him will stop terrorism and the Gulf War!

It's all BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BrittVonKruel]

everyone who hates Gladstone for this video is a Steve Jobs fanboy/fangirl and needs to chill.

[helixusion]

U faggot, it isnt funny

[mrbojanglesdoggy]

Steve Jobses....Fucking tool.

[Parralyzed]

@imasneakycupcake rwj sucks ass, this guy has class; that you don't get the difference says it all

[BadLazyBoy]

haha NOT funny! haha!

[calvin6939]

your a fag

[chilliwilly1000]

hilarious

[r0binl44n]

why not make a video about how all the reactions to your videos look the same:

this is not funny...

please do! so we'll have more to complain about....

[pancakes2125]

Unfortunately, I do not find you or Cracked's band of trite humor amusing, and I will now cancel my subscription.

[7pulford]

@pancakes2125 thats not fair... michael swaim is bloody funny, its just this r*tard, (who's life is filled with nothing but loathing and hatred for the worl) that isn't. Few people find him funny,

[LulJam]

people cheering for a product?

kind of depressing

[jparkss15]

Capitalism!!!!!!:)

[705jbird]

@LulJam They're shareholders, so the unveiling of a good product which makes the company more successful and their shares more valuable excites them.

[LulJam]

@705jbird i still don't like where humanity is going.

[knightmawk]

@LulJam well..... it's an apple product.



[Cdant26]

@LulJam agreed

[MegaBigCack]

@LulJam u do realize for the stock holders a new iphone means millions more dollars, youd be cheering to

[LulJam]

@MegaBigCack i handled this a few comments up.

[thecheesburgler]

@LulJam Stock Holders. Cha-Ching!

[12isabellajohnson]

i cant stop watching ur videos!!

[Omegixx]

Its a little hard to obtain a DEAD dog.

[lessergnome]

I know this is an old comment, but I just have to thank you. For no matter what I love, I can always count on youtube commenters to tell me that I am wrong for likeing something that they don't aprove of.

I mean, it is not like you are acting as if your own opinion of what entertainment is sacred are that you are being a total douche. No, becuse how would the rest of us know what to like with out helpful comments from you, and those like you?

[missheist]

you're welcom fag

[lessergnome]

Homophobia, the last fortress of the moron.

[missheist]

again you're so right.

how does this work out for you...being so smart? ;)

[MirandaMKJ]

Well, aside from the fact that this is the douchiest comment ever, I would like to point out that it's not "likeing," but "liking," that "it is not like you are acting as if your own opinion of what entertainment is sacred are that you are being a total douche" doesn't make sense - I think you were going for 'or,' not 'are,' buddy - and that 'without' is all one word.

We can tell you what to like, but we can't tell you how to spell and speak correctly, I guess.

[lessergnome]

Sorry about my spelling, it gets away from me sometimes. Although I am proud to win douchiest comment ever. I don't know who to thank.

[camboy1132]

sue Steve Jobs

Flash player.

Skype Dial ap dose not work.

Skype over stepping there boundaries

[nostylin]

so by what Steven is saying in the video .. white cost more.... black is cheaper....

This type of deal... will make some people think. why is white more expensive? because it has a chrome marble finish? also is black a cheap plastic covering?

You can also add that this is a race thing as well.. so your saying that white is better then black? So does Steven hate blacks?

[foxx312]

For fuck's sake. I liked it until the last one, when you try to point out that selling a ceramic white with only 16GB instead of 8GB and 16GB is racist. I don't know about you, but my skin color, as a "white person" is NOT #FFFFFF.

[LordAlii]

Thats an extremley good point :)

I've never actually seen a "white person" not even albinos are which they are just extremley pale.

[juhfreak]

Dang, people really get excited about Apple junk.

[420fudge420]

that was gay

[clokverkorange]

why in the name of god do people applaud a price point?

[TheSisko1]

@clokverkorange because they are all sad apple supporters with nothing exciting in their lives apart from when a new phone comes out.

[Cdant26]

@clokverkorange agreed

[sonicedhoedown1]

sideways is fuckin hilarious.

[UndergroundWaffle]

with Sandra O? O!!

[sonicedhoedown1]

hell yes.

[16bailey90]

ipod yey

iphone boooo lol

[Teinyhr]

Haha! "What does 200 get you? A certificate from Steve Jobs personally attesting to it's racial purity? Come on Steve... Don't you know black is beautiful"

[bloodpatrol]

dongtacular

[PatMurph245]

so true.

[sunshineandbluegrass]

dont talk stuff about iphones,

it is the best type of phone that you can get out there..

dont be jealouss

[MattMakesDrugs]

they see me trollin'

they be hatin'

[xXxbeisel76xXx]

Love my ipod, absolutely hate iphones...

[jetjock64]

"Veeerrry Beautiful..." Really Steve? Is that all you got? The word that comes to mind is "BALLS". As in "that presentation was balls."

[meggiemoo3939]

camera...boring...headphone jack WHOOO!! haha

[lapdanceles]

*No copy and paste !!!!!

*No predictive text !!!!!!

*A rotten LONG ID password that "sometimes" works to see MMS pictures from other normal phones !!!!!!!!!!!

*No video !!!!!!!! (My phone 5 years ago had it)

The keyboard knows it sucks, and makes up "one" alternate word to choose from !!!!!!!!!

......Basically......did the guys from iphone ever use a blackberry or smart phone ?????? because if they did they would throw this iphone as I did !!!!!!!!!!

Les Eckhart-

[keyblade41]

you might wanna update your comment there, what is your name? Lap Dance Les?? oh wow....

[lrich28]

"how thin is it??"

"its so thin that steve can even fit it into his super-tight sexy jeans"

= WIN

[crusader3206vista]

"how thin is it??....its so thin that steve can even fit it into his super-tight sexy jeans.....

what? thats not funny?

you lied to me World Wide Developers Confrence

LMFAO!!!

[sasukeistehsuck]

We have a white one. It's also veeerry beautiful.

[deckerc19]

whats the name of the cool beggining and end song?

[tauwilltriumph]

Morphine - The Night

Guess how I know? My iPhone. Ironic, isn't it?

[spoooky18]

wow pretty gay

[sidkun]

/reputation

[seaneadio]

yes, wikipedia.

the accurate site..

[Bluesun49]

dont u hate anything?

[CloudCastChris]

thats why we are all hypocrites

^-^

[UncleKennybobs]

Wow!  The iPhone does what phones have done for years! Quick, let me spend an extra $100 for an 8GB upgrade!

Honestly, Apple could sell dog shit to retards if they stuck an Apple logo on it.

[tool1661]

#1 example ipod and itunes

[Helltamirre]

@UncleKennybobs my Nokia 3120 Classic came out 'bout 3 month earlier. It's 3G, supports memory cards, opend for any networc and has a freakin' front cam. For half the price. On the leftover money I bought meself a netbook. Screw apple. And don't even get me started on 4G. That thing is... well... Unusable, really!

[deadj1m]

Hmm, I liked this one.

[IAbortionsTickleI]

every other post after this one is gay

[sk8muppet]

here's an intersting fact, IAbortionsTickleI's comment is also gay...and don't try to argue cos i looked it up on wikipedia.

by the way, what the fuck is your screen name about?

[HaydenIsNeato]

you would know wouldn't you?

[IAbortionsTickleI]

yes

[EdgeGeraldine]

oh

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