Family Guy - I Need A Jew

[djparnate]

hahaha =]

[434444334]

i love thats its in disney

[nickobohav]

Jew is a person whose religion is Judaism. Judaism is the religion of the Jew. Before you call someone a jackass get your facts straight. If someone asks what religion that is you wouldn't say Jew, you would say Judaism.

[ThatsMrUniponyToYou]

Completely unrelated to the video at hand, but Brian is revealed to be an atheist in one episode. However, as far as MAKING FUN OF atheism, there is a distinct lacking. Rather, it supports it.

Now about the song: Great shit.

[Money37945]

since i cant give her a slap LOL

[whatevr192]

I hate when people say Family Guy makes fun of everyone.

They don't make fun of liberals or atheists.

If you want a show that makes fun of literally EVERYONE, watch South Park.

[moiraregis]

@whatevr192 not really; brian has been exposed as a phony liberal time and again, usually when he's trying [in vain!] to get laid; i'm sure somewhere in the zillion episodes atheists have been mocked as well; nothing against south park, which is hilarious--

[whatevr192]

@moiraregis I'm a pretty big Family Guy fan and I only recall that one time when Quagmire ranted about Brian's liberalism. Atheists have NEVER been made fun of. I've seen every episode of Family Guy (other than the episode when Lois got an abortion, which is banned in the US).

I'm conservative and all, and I have to say that Family Guy is bias...but funny. But still bias.

[pastafan123]

seth mcfarlene is jew so...

[superman111994]

@pastafan123 Seth MacFarlane is an atheist.

[mikechup]

@superman111994 Over 50% of american jews are atheists. (Or so I've read.)

As a jew and an atheist myself, I like making the distinction. ;)

[Lilycha100]

@mikechup hitler var 60% jude och dödade judar

[AmatoxinFilms]

@Lilycha100 hahahaha, Deutschland!!

[xx1andONLYCJxx]

@mikechup jew is not a person its a religion jackass they are "white men"

[XDiScONeCtX]

I'm a Jew (well, Atheist, but still a Jew) and I don't see what's so offending in this song.

The whole show makes fun of everything, you don't need to take it so seriously cause even the voice of Lois is of a Jew woman (forgot her name).

[KrazyNinjaPanda]

Family Guy does NOT poke fun at the Jewish people. They poke fun at the common misconceptions many ignoramuses in the world hold about Jews.

[tmzissupergay]

Thumbs down if you don't not like Jews on opposite day

[XDiScONeCtX]

@tmzissupergay Racist fucktard?

[tmzissupergay]

@XDiScONeCtX You obviously dont get it what I say means thumbs up if you like Jews...stupidhead

[XDiScONeCtX]

@tmzissupergay If you really liked Jews then you should just say it without all the stupid gimmicks or "Don't"s...

[StormAquilieusSirius]

@AsiansAfro Jewish and Chinese.Not Japanese.Get your races right.

[xDaZiHD]

HEY!!

[oregonoctopus]

Hooray for lawsuits!

[HighLitedHelios]

This episode wasn't exactly banned, but it was censored. If they show it at all, the lyrics are slightly altered. Instead, Peter says "I don't think they killed my lord."

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[Annihilator1111]

@HighLitedHelios the one in england on bbc three it says killed my lord

[linuslillen01]

how would you feel if you went to a house, knocked the door, then the one who opened started to sing?

[spencyb11]

what is the actual song called??

[karatekid931]

@Annihilator1111 it wasnt

[lasknacken27]

heheheheheheh ihr versteht mich nicht (german)

[tylahmanwell]

@lasknacken27 hallo :)

[Annihilator1111]

was this episode banned in America my friend said it was but luckily i watched it on BBC Three in England :-)

[Onepiecefan3]

@Annihilator1111 It wasn't, your friend is wrong.

[oakin413]

@Annihilator1111 It's banned on FOX but eventually Adult Swim picked it up.

[Annihilator1111]

@oakin413 it was shown on BBC Three

[oakin413]

@Annihilator1111 Britain and US have different TV standards/

[Vaxtin]

AABC

[RSXemperor85]

The Cubs owners sang this before they hired Theo Epstein :D

[Atomsmasher420]

22 jews were offended

[OffTheChartsGaming]

my names Ethan Rosen

[no1sexgodforever]

@OffTheChartsGaming nice to meet you ethan

[OneStopParodyShop]

My name is Max Weinstein :)

[chatcentral]

@AsiansAfro western civilzation? lol

[chefawkes]

@chatcentral

ahh yes of course :(

[YUGIOHbuyANDsell]

Haha they got cancelled for this episode and song

[iheartchoo2]

@YUGIOHbuyANDsell Seriously? Is FG over??

[132roi]

HEY im a jew

hahaha.

[incarnateTheGreat]

Way to cut out the best part.

[peterfunboy]

@AsiansAfro We have Chuck Norris- we don't need anything else!

[MrDiem2]

@peterfunboy Chuck Norris is part native american

[ironman9071]

i have a jew HEY

[xManOfZion]

@asiansafro according to your comment... what r u? asian afro..

[Joebonekey]

@AsiansAfro I thought it was Captain Falcon? I mean Chuck Norris got beat up by Bruce Lee so I guess he's not as epic. Cpt Falcon punches a guy and the whole universe collapses lol.

[chris40539]

lol thats funny when max says "HEY!"

[XxPOWERBURNERxX]

@AsiansAfro Fuck Yeah Chuck Norris Ftw

[MrXBOX360Kid11]

21 people are offended jews

[zilki1986]

@MrXBOX360Kid11 no , im a jew and i dont find this video offensive , i even like it

[cr22ck]

Hey I'm a Jew but I find this song is very hilarious, and you guys need to calm down.

[MontanaKid43]

@AsiansAfro Chuck Norris* for spelling his name wrong you shall be destroyed by a swift roundhouse kick to the head.

[kitdixon]

@AsiansAfro The capacity to spell.

[lordthj]

@AsiansAfro

That's just stupid. there are extremely many white jews, there are japanese people that are jews aswell.

[brightlights456X]

Can't watch it on YouTube but type "Family Guy - I Need A Jew" into Google Video and it's all there.

Ahhhh Google.....they don't give a shit about copyright.

[McKellar51]

@AsiansAfro White people invented everything that is used in the modern world. Autos, flight, medical tech, trains, ships, space travel, sattelites and you useless fucking ingrates complain?

Asians are well known for their puny dicks.

[cr22ck]

@McKellar51 " White people invented everything that is used in the modern world. " All races take part in creating the modern world. I have to point out that Asians invented many things that without them we won't have advance technology.

Like gunpowder, paper, printmaking, compass, written languages, glass, ink, soap, numbers, basic mathematics, mechanical clock, paper money, windmill... these are all ancient inventions. Without them, white people won't even have a chance to invent thing.

[McKellar51]

@cr22ck You're really reaching with some of those claims you made. Gunpowder was not invented. The magicians or alchemists of the day stumbled upon it, while randomly combining different chemicals. You make it sound like there was a group of Chinese scientists that developed it. Bullshit!

The Sumerians were the first with written language 6000 yrs. ago. Whoever built the pyramids in Egypt had very advanced mathematics. Bullshit again! You can't match what Whitey created, no matter what.

[cr22ck]

@McKellar51 My sources are from all Encyclopedia, go check it out yourself.

"Gunpowder was not invented" So didn't Alfred Nobel, for dynamite. "randomly [combining different chemicals]". Random or not, they created/invented something new that no one had discovered it before. To invent is to "create" or "design" something that has not existed before.

You clearly a big [bullshit], along with other thing you [claim]. Isn't this a bit of blowback to your arguments, heh my brother?

[shinokiba]

I am very lucky, I found my Jew years ago. :D

[bubblyfriend22]

weeniers

[gruntlover2]

Heil Hitler!

[ExaltedCyclops1]

Heil Hitler!

[Calza321]

this song brought a tear to my eye..... i was laughing so goddamn hard :)

[suck2eggs]

20 people didn't find a jew

[redskins2k]

@suck2eggs lmao

[comptonking4587]

and its even though they killed my lord

dont remind me

[Phendraana]

I can't believe they changed the lyrics to this song. I really wish people could take a goddamn joke. You don't see me getting all butt-hurt anytime someone makes a joke about gypsies being sneaky. Hell, I OWN that shit!

[rileyovechkin]

thats really racist

[MrJulianclove]

@rileyovechkin how? Jewdaism isent a racis, its a religion.

[deathikilled121]

japs r smarter



[amazindan]

@AsiansAfro

Correct me if im wrong, arn't Jews white? lol

[roflda]

@amazindan

corect me if im wrong but when has a religion been for only 1 race you can be black or white if your a jew

[Udany147]

@roflda It's true you CAN convert to judaism; but it's predominantely centred around a Jewish 'ethnicity' who originally lived in the area of Palestine/Judea (Judaism = religion of Judea)

"When has a religion been for only 1 race?" Well, the majority of religions WERE for one 'race' only, where their God protects that race - Judaism is one of those surviving religions.

[cr22ck]

@amazindan No, Jew/Yiddish people aren't white, we are Semitic which our skin is brown. Many Jews that you have seen white isn't original Semitic, they have mixed with different races.

[TehAsthma]

cause our checkbook looks like crap

[curtis2075]

lois makes me takes the rap.....,

[superhappyfunslide2]

I sing this to my friend he hates it

[Mslydia100]

@AsiansAfro no we have family guy

[incarnateTheGreat]

"HEY!" lol

[PhillyCloud123]

WHY THE FRIG IS MCFARLINE MAKING A BIG DEAL OF JEWS WE ARE ALL ALIKE! ITS THIS AND THE THING HE DID WITH PINHEAD THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DESTROY MCFARLINE.

[Gojiraguy95]

@PhillyCloud123 Frig? wtf!

[PhillyCloud123]

@Gojiraguy95 yes its a word

[Gojiraguy95]

@PhillyCloud123 I'm guessing that means fuck for 1st grades.

[jeromethy]

@PhillyCloud123 Its called: "comedy"

[Kelvinhirst]

@PhillyCloud123 Oh shut up nipple head, you know alex borstein is jewish, right?

[dessertraider91]

@PhillyCloud123 jews are all dat and a bag of schnitzel

[Sakurathehater]

ahh check book O.o

[Sakurathehater]

Are  table look like cr a p ??? lolz

[EliteEspeon]

what song is this based on?

[gamebustadog]

Disney-worthey....I want this in the next princess movie!

[iD0MyThing]

co za jewsy...its really co za asy

[Komodoensis]

Magical.

[freeeztyler]

19 people need a Greenstein or a Rosenblatt of their very own.

[Px21Noob]

@freeeztyler My last name is Rosenblatt LMFAO

[freeeztyler]

@Px21Noob

Now my troubles are all through, I have a Jew!

[TheMrGamer99]

if u hav season 2 of family guy theres an episode called when you wish upon a weinstein thats what i need a jew is on. wicked song and it isnt aloud on tv... i wonder why wait i know even my mum knows why it isnt aloud on tv. if you look at the back of the season 2 case it says including a never before seen episode when you wish upon a weinstein for its that bad its not aloud on tv. sorry for making a BIG comment. cool song.

[nickjonassexii3]

Official best video of all time. Thumbs up if you agree.

[shadictehwerehog]

Can people stop complaining about the vid is just a pic,they can't show the original because this video would get deleted for copyright!

[mollymousemm]

lol i began laughing aas soon as i heard i heard JEW LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THIS IS TOO MUCH

[hotcakez007]

I really need a jew for real!

[Joemamma69000]

I'm laughing more at the comments than the video. Reading has never been so much fun.

[JOSHY3GOTTY]

I need a rosenblat...

[KATANANINJA]

HEY! lmao

[xEden1]

You need a jew?

u can take me if u want XD

i am a jew :P

[SakuraHaruno873]

''Now my troubles are all through I have a Jew!''

[DV63147]

everytime this episode airs on reg tv, the last line Peter sings "I don't think they killed my Lord" but the closed caption says "even though they killed my Lord"...always thought that was interesting...

[theboogeiman713]

i slap my bitch all the time

[Chiliplease]

The one on Adult Swim says, "I know they didn't kill my Lord...".

[peeeons]

@Chiliplease

fuck that thats why i have the DVD



[Gipshaw]

@Chiliplease

....but that's horse feces! Jesus was a Jew, and was killed by the Jews.

[AntRichLebrane]

I Need AAAAAAAA Jewwwwwwwwwwwwwww..Lmao

[jriley1992]

I'm currently watching the Adult Swim syndicated version, and Peter sings "I dont think they killed my Lord" and in this one he sings "EVEN THOUGH they killed my Lord". I think they changed some other stuff in the song, but not sure.

[Paz2992]

i love this song! is more than just the lyrics, is the melody and all i reminds me of those christmas movies that appear constantly on tv during december.

Is like a totally remember of my childhood.

i haveeeeeee aaaaa jeeeeeeeeewwwwwww ♪

love it :)

[LFCEOIN]

hitler must have been shit with money

[2109917162]

LOL since i can't give her a slap!

[MoskowFreak1111]

I need a jew too :(

[chaosstarr]

man i need a jew

[860fmcriley]

Family guy deserved to get sued!

[1911beauty]

i know thats right

[mhaenes]

i need the sheet music to this song!!!

[mhaenes]

i need to get the piano sheet music to this!

[brainwasher9876]

it's stupid that people are offended by this. The producers themselves are jewish, it's obvious they're not being serious/antisemitic.

[TheLORDRAIDENKING]

peter-Now my troubles are all through I have a jeeeeeewwwww

Max Wienstien- Hey!!!

[familyguy1061]

This episode "Wish you wish upon a Weinstein" was actually banned from TV but you can still get it on DVD! its volume 2 NOT SEASON 2 VOLUME 2

[AntRichLebrane]

@familyguy1061 no it wasn't...i watched it on adult swim last night 11/22/2010

[familyguy1061]

@AntRichLebrane well it became unbanned on tv on 8-27-10

[anikid0392]

@familyguy1061 Nope. They aired it on CW.

[familyguy1061]

@anikid0392 It used to be banned, but they brought it back.

[Loftusboi]

i dont get why people get offended by this, its a fucking compliment.

People are so damn sensitive to EVERYTHING -.-

[TheKickASSassins]

This is hilarious. Too bad they got sued for it :'(

[AntRichLebrane]

@TheKickASSassins did they

[31operafan]

I saw this episode a few days ago. I don't think it was anti-Semitic. If it were, it would've been pulled off the air indefinitely.

[familyguylover5100]

r they inplying albert einstein is jewish?

[DeweyMaplez]

@familyguylover5100 einstein was jewish, homes 

[familyguylover5100]

@DeweyMaplez thx

[filipe30]

It may be a racist song but wow what a great melody lol

[31operafan]

@filipe30 I know. XD

[emgranados]

I heard this song last night it made me fall asleep my mom said i giggled the whole night

[jackanoryjames]

I wish i had a Jew...

[mctravish107]

family got sued for this song D=<

[CypherTraxxx]

@mctravish107 They actually won the case though

[wily4]

I love the last part sooo bad... when the jew knocks on his door... i love family guy...

[jvh67]

"Even though they killed my Lord......" Funniest lyric in history.

[MCRsuperVAMP]

from what song is this made i remember it but i forgot it

[31operafan]

@MCRsuperVAMP "When You Wish Upon a Star".

[MCRsuperVAMP]

@31operafan thx

[MCRsuperVAMP]

@31operafan i'm sorry but i don't need the history of the song

[31operafan]

@MCRsuperVAMP OK. Sorry for being such a know-it-all. 

[MCRsuperVAMP]

@31operafan doesn't matter i everyonne has some moments like that

[MrMatteNWk]

The best part is the end: "I have a Jew!" "HEY!" Right in front of the guy!

[ashtiany123]

such a good song :')

[puolalainen44]

...and do my taaaaaaaaaxes :]

[134Puppylover]

This song is too damn funny. I heard that the Family Guy got sued for this song. It's called a good sense of humor, people.

[lollipop9538]

No one needs jewz..............