Hail Satan Our Lord

[Melbulldog63]

Jesus is our lord, our savior, the one who died for us all y the crap can't u people get that through ur tiny little dumb ass heads don't repay Jesus like this

[Melbulldog63]

Satan u can get on the ground right now and suck my fucking left nut u stupid piece of shit praise Jesus u dumb asses ur gonna go Rot in hell while satan is raping u so Satan go suck some balls

[SNORES13]

fucking weirdo!!! 

[taisieplums]

whats up with that laugh at 1:22

[taisieplums]

whats up with the / wigs

[taisieplums]

wtf am i watching i may be into satan but wtf is this ? oh weird part of utube fuck sake

[backwoodsninja]

@taisieplums You are watching a skit from the HBO sketch comedy "Mr. Show."

[WishAtNight666]

HAIL SATAN!!! :D

[amc0100]

Jesus Christ is my lord and savior!

[Mythodiir]

@amc0100 Satan is my lord and savior. Praise the dark lord (Satan). Hail Satan!

[taisieplums]

@Mythodiir

init hail satan i may hail satan but when i typed in hail satan i dident expect this crap to come up wtf i mean wth is this real i think they are taking the piss out of us ?

[taisieplums]

@amc0

urrm nice to know i except your point of view fair enough but if you hail jesus why are you watching this and im even asking my self a true satanist wtf am i watching this but i do like the cartoon that is our true satanic rule

[amc0100]

@taisieplums Haha, troooliolioli

[xXTrueSShotX]

HAIL SATAN 666666666666

[shabbadarabbada]

hail satan

[1beastrap]

im satanist and is offended by this

[JordanHasMary]

im offended

[iRUNgta4]

Hail Satan! 666!

[teresabyalphonse]

hahaha this is soo stupid x)

[ladiesman91216]

hail satan!

[BaradonTheGreat]

I love the end. It's SO true! lol.

[AleaDestiny]

HAHAAHAHAA

[soph60]

لا إله الا الله محمد رسول الله

[alwayson09]

Haha, the vile and pathetic christian scum look about this pathetic as they cry out to their worthless christ.

[TheTommyTeague]

Hail Satan

[Evilution78]

OOHHH HALLELUJAH, AND AMEN.....amen!!

[Crazyninga000343]

wanna know something? FUCK SATAN!

[tichergeorge]

@Crazyninga000343 how can you fuck something that cannot be seen by the human eye sir?

[HT9150]

@tichergeorge well, it'll have to be fucked by something which also cannot be seen by the human eye . . .

[energ8t]

Haha! I love how Bob is using his "fat" voice. Ha ha!

[akayourmommasdaddy]

fuck satan.. i'll take over hell :D

[fetalalien1369]

666

[TomKennyIsLovely]

"I eat. I sleep. I take a baaaaat."

[metalmilitia4641]

Hail Satan with comedy

[metalmilitia4641]

I like Satan

[podgo576]

hail satan

dinosaurs are real

they came from our dark lords crusty asshole

[seanoc123]

Spongebob is a satan worshiper ;-;

[jondice]

KEVIN, I'M ONNA BUILD YOU A HOUSE-A!!!

I'M ONNA CALL IT THE DEVIL'S HOUSE-A!!!

IT'S GONNA BE FILLED WITH THE SOFTEST PILLOWS!!!

IT'S GONNA HAVE ELEVATORS, ESCALATORS, A 1000 TV'S!!!

THERE'S GONNA BE A BATHROOM IN YOUR BED!!!

SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AT ALL!!!

HAIL SATAN!!!

[TheOddfuture666]

SWAG.... PASS THE POTATOS...

[natthegnat14]

hells hatin.

[Badtreewater]

Gay, your all on Satanss hit list now!. you Liberal fucks.

[tndrlytastefully]

@Badtreewater Too much punctuation and a lack of proper grammar gives you a one way ticket to hell in a hand basket.

[ThunderJerker]

@inrsprt all hail satan

[StonexxDemonmaggot]

HAIL SATAN!

[TheOzzybot]

i stoped watching this at 0:18 .... youll see why

[irvingcsaltzburg]

@TheOzzybot why did you stop there? did you already die laughing?

[AnonymousSubconcious]

KEVIN I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A HOUSE-AH

I'M GONNA CALL IT THE DEVIL'S HOUSE-AH

IT'S GONNA BE FILLED WITH THE SOFTEST PILLOWS-AH

IT'S GONNA HAVE ELEVATORS-AH

ESCALATORS-AH

A THOUSAND TEEVEES-UH

YES AND THERES GONNA BE A BATHROOM RIGHT IN YOUR BED, SO YOU DONT HAVE TO GET UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AT ALL, HAIL SATAN

[theoriginal72]

Sail Hatin'!

[XxnegociatorxX]

Today was the last day for the seniors in my school and in band class they broke out the electric guitars and the double pedal so they could chant "hail Satan" and play Raining Blood. It was hilarious.

[hailtosatansvictory8]

exposingchristianity,com

[Axelvam]

Tom Kenny !

[WoodnPalette]

KILL PEOPLE BURN SHIT FUCK SCHOOL

[lovefbgm]

@KULGUY2009

yeah, today is a perfect example of that.

[pdorin1]

i like how jay moves david's head in time with the music and then claps david's hands for him during the final song. laziness to a new level!

[BrandoNelly]

Lol is that David Cross?

[mahavishnuxc]

and satan looked upon his son the anti-christ and said, "Thou shalt tell all humanity to live their lives as they want to live them. may they do whatever it is their feeble little human minds want to do because they have free will."

thi is the word of the lord. A-woman.

[Djentard]

PRAISE LORD SATAN

[thewickedclown091]

Hail Satan!

[Kigorusan]

Hail Satan!

[Sora657]

snatanism isnt anything like from what i've see and read but lols . and AVE SATANAS!

[heart79605]

I saw this an was like wtf lol

[fatfatat444]

HAIL SATAN! MAY HELL BLESS AMERICA!

[dmcgraye]

This is what I imagined in church...

[CHINO0097]

Hail Satan!

[shadowskey666]

Hail Satan!

[TheAmrator]

Hail Satan!

[TheCoolguyzero]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this was great.

[cheekieage]

HAHA! they clap your satan

[sbj97]

You will all bow down to my lord satan!!

[nadiacalat]

This is pretty funny actually... haha XP!

[missjuggalettehomie]

This is absolute shit. Satan is the true Lord and deserves respect. Why respect only other religions that worship God, and not respect the religions that worship Satan? It's like asking for someone's opinion, and then saying that they can't speak. This was utter bull shit.

[CasketOfficial]

@missjuggalettehomie oh go fuck yourself. I know you like to take satan's cock up your wimpy ass. Get a fucking sense of humor fucktard.

[missjuggalettehomie]

@CasketOfficial I have a sense of humor, and NO, I do NOT like to "take Satan's cock up my wimpy ass" as you said. Would you like it if we did a show making fun of everything Christian?

[CasketOfficial]

@missjuggalettehomie if you have a sense of humor then LAUGH ABOUT YOURSELF.

[qwatsdat]

@missjuggalettehomie Well i would i would think it was absolutely hilarious

[theonlybandever1000]

@missjuggalettehomie Sure would. Religion is a joke.

[qwatsdat]

@missjuggalettehomie People make fun of all religions all the time. Plus what they are talking about is the worship of the devil which is Luciferianism not Satanism, satanism though made up of many different groups and cults has little or nothing to do with Christianity.

[missjuggalettehomie]

@qwatsdat Luciferian is part of Satanism for the fact that we all believe in selfishness, greed, and the indulgence in pleasure. Luciferian, Theistic, and LaVeyan all believe in the same 9 Satanic Sins.

[MrJohndoakes]

Brilliant slam at the PTL and scum like Peter Popoff.

AVE SATANAS!

[crabheart]

you know thats the voice of spongebob right?

[6CoRpSe6PuLsE6]

HAIL FUCKING SATAN!!!

[TheRealityacid]

jim carrey?

[johnnymccrowe]

HAIL SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[11my11journey11]

i am offended.

[willgivhan]

this shit to fuckin funny!!!!!

[willgivhan]

@EnclaveCommander2277 good 2 c u have a open mind man

[ZachIrvin1]

AVE SATANAS! OUR FATHER MUST NOT BE FORGOTTEN! WE ALL OWE OUR FATHER HIS UNITY!

[MrRoryTV]

woah this is fucked up lol! 2:20!

jesus xD

[34lbs]

HAIL SATAN! HE IS THE GREAT ACCUSER!!!

[TheGreenPlague]

Because...I'm Lazy!

[CosmicDestroyer99]

I like Satan

[genehambone]

Jesus touched me......on my Pee pee. Praise the devil! 

[willgivhan]

@genehambone LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[suddenlyxsuicide]

LAZY R PEOPLE 2!

[underworldisis]

I never make fun of Satan. " Lord of Flies your fly is open, don't let the anaconda get out!" God knows if Satan & Christ & I can't laugh together we will all cry.

[underworldisis]

@graphattic-boy do I have two boyfriends that would love to tear you apart. There is absolutely no viable way they will fight with each other over me now that they have found a perfectly good moron to use as a punching bag. And to Answer your question it is I that gives a fuck! Maybe two fucks. Hey Satan? Hey Christ do I get a taker upper on that fuck? I do mean that with great respect & sincerity those guys LOVE me! Otherwise I might be touched by an Angel....could happen he's a frisky one.

[olivemike81]

One of the top five Mr. Show sketches.

[Kilshot666]

I want people to perform beastialities for me too

[crb2011]

ALL HAIL MY PINES!!!

[Viktir666]

@crb2011 You have a pine tree?

[xzkslzx]

Hail Satan.. please kill your savior

[PantsThatDontFit]

Yes we can

[mrboo18]

This is probably my favorite Mr. Show sketch. I wish someone would build me that house.

[nathanlittle]

RLore18: Funny, I know. Super religious people have NO sense of humor or comedy.

[KULGUY2009]

@nathanlittle well excuse me ill show sense of humor or comedy when i want to but as for now i got a life to get on with

[RLore18]

I'm going to go through all the comments and see just how many people took this video seriously. It was a sketch from a comedy show, Mr Show with Bob and David. But the responses are even funnier. XD

[StitchMouthSKR]

Hail Satan!!

[NWOSupporter2012]

Hail Zeus.Thor. trolls, flying tea pot, FSM, Tooth fairy, Yahweh,and every mythology god created in history.

[woodee89]

yeah i'm going to hell but fuck it, at least it'll be warm and i'll know people. Hail satan

[womensman87]

Hail Satan

[InjuringPlum]

"To hell with you!" lol

[pizzaslim99]

This has to be the funniest sketch from Mr. Show! Maybe not the entire sketch, but when Kevin (David Cross) reveals WHY he is in the wheelchair, I laughed till I cried! It has to be one of the funniest moments on TV EVER!

[bathwhoreE]

I Love the Spoof.Can you Really Prove Satanism Wrong? You can't Disprove it.Therefore it is True.Does this make Sense for all gods?

[Ipwnuofazeroth]

thats david cross right?

[rawheadrecks]

Holy shit it's Spongebob!

[hoodmilk]

Hail SATAN!

[NightFoxx121]

Little offensive but still fucking hillarious xD

[olivemike81]

@NightFoxx121 It's only offensive if you're an uptight asshole.

[NightFoxx121]

@olivemike81 Well I'm not offended XD Just saying that people will probably be offended

[KULGUY2009]

if that guy believed in jesus maybe he will be able to stand

[nathanlittle]

Oh, wait, you thought it was real. Calm down KULGUY, he is an actor named David. He is Jewish, he doesn't believe in Satan. Just an actor in a comedy sketch.

[rolltide51386]

@nathanlittle he's an atheist of jewish descent actually

[michaelchimique]

@KULGUY2009 fuck quit trying to push jesus and your religion on people by saying they are worse because they say hail satan fuck you man who think your better because your a christian

[KULGUY2009]

@michaelchimique i most certainly dont think that being christian makes me a better person ... its being able to beleive that christ is coming and i really need to straighten my life to be able to enter eternal life .... that is what makes me a better person is to be prepared .............im saying this to you as a brother give your life to christ .... 666 has started and you should not give in !

[michaelchimique]

@KULGUY2009 well not everyone believes in that.and just because you believe doesn't mean your prepared just because someone doesn't believe doesn't mean they aren't prepared

[KULGUY2009]

@michaelchimique ... you really dont understand the basics ... to be able to believe you have to be prepared..... yes i believe in christ alone and i know that im not fully prepared as i said on my last comment i really need to straighten my life before being able to enter the kingdom of god.... i admit it to myself i go through trials and tribulations but i thank these stuff because these stuff makes me a stronger person cause i know that i can and i will overcome it

[MegaDRjohn]

@KULGUY2009 what makes you think he cant stand, didnt you watch the video ? .... he is lazy he is not a cripple :P

[qwatsdat]

@KULGUY2009 He can stand he is just too lazy

[KULGUY2009]

this is really pissin me off

[KULGUY2009]

all hail jesus christ who will come back to earth and take us home and leave these kind of people to burn in fire

[nathanlittle]

You tell 'em KULGUY!!

[daimebaru]

@nathanlittle Just by saying that he utters a contradiction, because by doing that, Jesus would do something "bad". Then there would be no work for Satan, right? :))

[NightFoxx121]

Yeye we heard that crap already <<

[JoeyNOTShaw]

@KULGUY2009 well, how kind and forgiving.

[11my11journey11]

@KULGUY2009 excuse me?

[Atreyufolife]

@KULGUY2009 YEA!!

[head909]

@KULGUY2009

hee hee hee

you are funnee

[theonlybandever1000]

@KULGUY2009 Eat shit and die you easily manipulated waste of human life. No facts should be associated with religion.

[Deadmeatproductions]

hail satan.

[arbiterjei]

FUCK RELIGON!

[graphattic]

Who gives a fuck about Jesus or Satan, non ever existed

[Atreyufolife]

you guys r lost satan rly hates us and makes us fall to sin u like being h8ted i presume?

[Angelrulesss]

haha NO he doesnt he loves us all! HAIL SATAN

[predatorhonorguard]

Ironic how your name is angel hahahahahaha

[NightFoxx121]

First off, It's a jokingly video, secondly, You have no idea what the fuck you're saying so shut up and learn to speak proper english before you post a bunch of retarded nonsense.

[KULGUY2009]

i dnt kare du u knw wat burn in hell forever and ill be in heaven feeling sowary for ya sorry ass

[NightFoxx121]

Like I said, You have no idea what you are talking about, Through research, or actually just thinking for 5 goddamn seconds, i have found out that christianity is nothing more then a bunch of nonsense. And if you would like to argue with me about this, learn some goddamn english first.

[KULGUY2009]

wnt me to speak english i will

christianity is not nonsense ..well for your information u said thinking for five seconds ..ill tell you something ive been thinking for five years ...and about argueing i dont mind one bit........may the lord jesus christ have mercy on you

god bless you =P

[NightFoxx121]

Yeah, I'm gonna reply on my other account in PM because I barely ever log on this one.

[theonlybandever1000]

@KULGUY2009 You'll be rotting in the ground...

[MrEvilTeddyBear]

All hail Lord Satan

[Rycon973]

hail the prince of dark

[Boxwoodz]

Hail Satan

[FarmerNinja]

hail satan

[elchad252]

ah nice bob odenkirk. haha where is tim and eric?

[donmiad189]

I here that, right on

Hail American Independent Liberty Just Evil Satan Unholy Satan

or

Hail Satan Hail Satan Hail Satan Hail Satan Hail Satan

[Prankster1110]

HAIL JESUS

[FACKFREAK13]

haha good one

[JohnTindall94]

wouldnt say discrasfull things to hurt the people wo dont believe in him its sad that the world has become a place where freedome of relighion means nothing it hurts to see people treate other people with such disrespect like they do well i just felt like saying thanks to people who took the time to read this and mabe youll treate others like they should be :)

[JohnTindall94]

i hate people that force there relighion on other people. Its your given rite to believe wat you think is right. Any relighion or person should agrea that its wrong to hate a person or think that they are evil just because they are different than they are or believe in different things. People shouldntput another person down just because they dont share the same ideas of things like that but i gues some people dont understand and its really sad i do take god as my lord but i fully believe he

[thekillers1293]

Isn't that the guy who does the voice of "Spongebob"?????

[mikedaugherty]

Yes.

[VomitTV]

jesus tity fucking christ I am going to hell for sure!haha dont believe me?just check out my CRAAAZY videos ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ oh and while you are there subscribe!!!!!

[ZanyAnton]

But the end was good though.

[ZanyAnton]

Haha, I don't think they know what satanism is about... But anyway it was still kinda lame imo.

[Freethought42]

ROFL

[gibsongold1970]

that whole cast on this show can eat a dick!

now that's comedy!!!!!!

[nathanlittle]

To each their own, if you want to watch people eat dicks thats your choice. I would rather watch talented actors and writers come up with clever "parody" or comedy sketches. But thats just me.