Friends - The Child Birth Tape HQ

[Beautyloverabbit]

OMG,no wonder my mother hates me!!

[90abaker]

isn't this one of the classics? i think so.

[ktfox99]

oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh make it stop i am trying hahahaha

[jayfsamson]

"Why have I seen this thring THREE Times?" ROFL. I love how his voice cracked a little too xDD

[Sololession]

Look at 1:22 xD

[sjfmaples347]

Why have I seen this 3 times?

[sjfmaples347]

She Really MUST love me!

[BruceBurnett]

"Monica got me porn?!"

[TheDidakov]

monica is so hot in last seasons

[godofwarrocksman]

Too bad Joey isnt here.

[srmonkeyman]

She really must love me! :)

[SailorSaturn1994]

"Worst porn ever! Worst porn ever!"

[orme96]

haha chandlers face at 4:56

[Copenhagen1234567890]

Monica is so hot in this scene!

[HalliwellSon]

Make it stop!!

I AM TRYING!! LOL

[iluvglitter98]

Look guys look..... What did her ass explode?! No the babys out! Aww lol this show was awesome :)

[SauerkrautSandwich93]

"Make it stop!"

"I AM TRYING!!!" XD

[SauerkrautSandwich93]

"Make it stop!"

"I AM TRYING!!!" XD

[SauerkrautSandwich93]

"Make it stop!"

"I AM TRYING!!!" XD

[kshitijkumar89]

" Woah Woah That's Not Pretty " HAHA :D

[najhoant]

"Remember the first time you saw Jaws? How long it took to go back in the water?"

...

"This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape."

...

"Oh my God, why is that baby torturing that poor woman?!"

"Why have I watched this thing THREE TIMES?!"

[MissStoryTelling]

and this is the best and worst part of being a girl. When you're giving birth . . . you don't have to watch it happen. BUT . . . . YOU'RE FEELING IT HAPPEN!!!!

[ILoveeeMJ]

hahahahaha I am dying here!

[9claudiajenssen]

"No wonder my mother hates me!" This clip has the best lines ever!

[CrystalC25]

"Worst Porn Ever, Worst Porn Ever." LOL

[EinsteinattheMovies]

"it's ironic that a video of someone being born can make you wanna kill yourself"

[wapharma]

?? Why is that baby torturing that women

[theskye101]

Why can't Rachel just get a C-Section? Hehe

[najhoant]

@theskye101 For one thing, it might scar

[theskye101]

@najhoant Yeah but its better then pushing..

[xixos21]

1:20 hhahahahhahahahahaha

[GarshardJeVard]

"Why have I seen this thing 3 times!"

[slateflash]

2: 54 jizz face

[nicky4sports]

0:56 = the funniest facial expressions ever!!

[JudasKissJesus]

Damn Courtney is hot as hell !

[0706823245]

Monica said that the stork would bring her child... She was almost right!

[akram4179]

They made a mistake!

the candy and cookie tape was sitting on the table at 1:13 when chandler was staring at it, but then at 2:50 Chandler plays the tape again without ever having put it back in the player!

[NorryaParsa]

@akram4179 Chandler was staring at the video case not the actual video tape. He puts it into the vcr but it doesn't shoe him taking the tape out the vcr

[247callalily]

at 5:41 monica starts so smile, and for the rest of it you can tell shes trying not to laugh

lmfao i love this show

[JMcKaySV]

God Monica looks hot here

[crazyshitlikethizz]

i always just loved chandler's cute adorable moments like " she really must love me " and also the ep whit the bathtube

[SydnieForever14]

If I were her I would go over to Ross's and kill him! :/

[VVAjayKrishna]

Jaws comparison was good.

[dodosesvete]

the best series ever

[dearjohnrocks90]

hahahaha

i dont wanna do it how do i get out of it

idk

[ArnorSmari1]

Does anyone know the name of the song in the beginning?

[koolfunkysherry]

oooohhh the dialating.......love chandler's expression

[MultiCreativeWriter]

Does this remind anyone else of the tape from The Ring? The one where you watch it and you die?

[errorsinconduct]

In retrospect 5:00 is very sad: even though Monica and Chandler tried, they couldn't get a biological baby, so they had to adopt. Stork indeed.

[kreehomel]

Chandler's face at 4:55 is hilarious! 

[Camila8liveira]

And that's why I've never watched a birth video or ever will.

[xxxXrandomstuffXxxx]

"WORST PORN EER WORST PORN EVER!" roflol

[Lipgloss2581]

Girl: "AHHH MAKE IT STOP!!!"

Chandler: "I AM TRYING!!!"

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! :')

[theloverofmovies91]

What, what did her ass explode!?

[reimonZzito]

"WHY HAVE I SEEN THIS THING 3 TIMES?"  LMAO

[smileyfan16]

Did her ass explode?

lmfao

[MizzBrownEyez1988]

@smileyfan16 lol

[thebrowneyedkitten]

Chandler´s face at 1:21 xD LOOOL

[lorenzoeking]

WORST PORN EVER! WORST PORN EVER! LMFAO XD

[MissBaybz]

Oh great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear- but for this he closes the drapes.

[GothicSarah543]

0:58 FUNNY AS HELL

[RetlocLive]

Monica: "The stork is gunna bring mine."

And in a ironic sort of way, that DOES happen. lol

[TheKyrochka1]

hkahhahhahha. "you gotta get back on the horse.or else the horse is gonna go back into the bedroom and change into her sweatpants" hahaha

[XxFruitsxBasketxX]

1:20 LMAO

[ApolloniaCorleone72]

OMG NO WONDER MY MOTHER HATES ME!! LOL!!!

[jadeyB93]

I kept laughing at chandlers face at 0:59 xD

[MissBaybz]

"What? What did her ass explode?"

[IcyThrills]

MAKE IT STOP!

I'm trying!

[ThePAEM]

wou wou thats not pritty

[KusinerneAF]

I've done that. But I'm glad I did. Everyone (males) should honour women for doing that. They should be like: "She is so strong and so brave" instead of "Oh it's disgusting"... Or even worse, the Ross poor-me line. NO poor Rachel. Or Chandlers worst one: "What hurts the most, birth or getting kicked in the nuts?" BIRTH of course!

With that said FRIENDS is still hilarious I just needed to get that off my chest. "Okay now all we've gotta do is get rid of this chair" XD

[Rune2303]

@KusinerneAF you know i do respect you and every other woman out there who has done this...but seriously...its still disgusting :P and there is no way you are making me change my mind about that xD

[KusinerneAF]

@Rune2303 Fair enough, and just to be clear, I didn't give birth but I watched a birth tape haha :) og jeg er også dansk! :D

[Rune2303]

@KusinerneAF Jamen så respekterer jeg dig da for at have set den film ;)

[sweetheart2034]

LOL "What ? What ?That her ass explode !

[paytonreed34]

chandler hey guys look rachel what did her ass explode hahaha

[808serendipity]

"REALLY YOU THINK THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!"

[SMDB82]

lmfaooooooooooooooooo @ 1:22

best. face. ever.

[CaughtintheSnowstorm]

Haha! Love Chandler's little gasp at 4:56 after Monica says she'll leave her sweater, as if that's this awesome suggestion, lol

[Aboood165]

MAKE IT STOP !!

I'M TRYING !

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Bigmack5546]

Chandlers face at 1:00 I fuckin love it!

[beefcake0354]

"... after this, I would gladly make it my screen saver" hahaha, you gotta love Chandler :D

[koolambo]

Rachel-What what?? Did her ass explode! xDD

[SEAakanksha94]

WHY IS THE BABY TORTURING THE WOMAN? LMAO

[americuhh]

its funny cause the stork does bring monica babies.

[yaknowmelawyy]

HAHAH chandlers face at 2:54! xD

[moayadalhamad]

0:51

[Lonehawk2k4]

anyone notice how when chandler was talking to monica they have the birthing tape in their hands and when chandler plays the video they never put it back in the vcr

[beefcake0354]

@Lonehawk2k4 No, actually Monica was having the real porn in her hand which she took out of the box at 2:13, and before that when they were talking about the birth tape, that was just the box, the real tape has already been in VCR since Chandler watched it alone :)

[Lonehawk2k4]

@beefcake0354 no if u listen closely at 1:53 the case for the birthing video u can hear the tapes inside the case but that might have been just a mess up on the crew

[reimonZzito]

Chandler: "Why have I seen this 3 times? " LMAO

[WOLFIEweasel]

Ohhh, the dilating...

[Downhollowfication]

i dont want to do it

you got to help me get out of it

[vart131]

WROST PRON EVER WROST PRON EVER!! lol chandler

[leejijoong]

God, Monica is so damn HOT with the lingerie!!!!

[1980Aatif]

Screw u guys u don't have to do it :D

[pvicus02]

What, what, did her a** explode? :D :D :D

[kanon1geminis]

No wonder my mother hates me!.... bloody true!!!

[tafrancis1521]

Why did you get me this?

What is it?

It's yelling, bleeding, dilating.

......oh the dilating.

[rzz85]

Look, look!

What? What? Did her ass explode?

[myradishchan]

oh my god! no wonder my mother hates me!

[Treq10Cule]

damn u suggestions bar i cant watch this vid with that featured video just looking at me... damn

[najhoant]

"Remember the first time you saw Jaws? How long it took to go back in the water?"

[satansrock69]

"Why is that baby torturing that woman?!"

"Why have I seen this thing THREE TIMES?!?!"

[rzz85]

Worst porn ever! Worst porn ever! That will go down in History....LOL!!!

[amandasjoyangel]

i've actually heard of a guy that saw his baby being born and couldn't bear to have sex with his wife b/c it was so traumatizing.

[cinnamonbrandylite]

and, magically - the stork *did* bring hers. Kinda.

[panteahabs24]

the man who says now push at 0:57 is actually chandler himself :)

[panteahabs24]

@panteahabs24 actually be4 0:57 at 0:55 sorry bout be4

[familiee123]

"Worstpornever worstpornever!!!!"

XD

[cheerbabez97]

4 people have been through childbirth. o.e

[MegaLollypop27]

"Why have I seen this 3 times?!"

:D:D.

[Jonnyriffic]

I have not seen this episode.......... OH MY GOD.

[Kath1407]

Oh My God not wonder my mother hates me!!!!

Lol

[nitito22]

"Why have I seen This Thing THREE TIMES!!!"

"It´s horrible!

I know, I know I´m so sorry for you!!!"

The best parts

[najhoant]

You left out the credits scene when Rachel watches the tape from the start, which includes seeing how the woman got pregnant in the first place

[destinationskyline07]

@najhoant the 1st time I uploaded the video I did include the scene but it got pulled from youtube. It seems if you show clips with as little "credits" as possible, it minimizes the chances of being removed for copyright infringement.

[maenadvibration]

@najhoant actually the tape rachel watched was the p0rn monica got for chandler, and she thought thats how candy got pregnant. ;P

[xXCatXxWomen]

Girl : "oOOOHHH make it stop"

Chandler : "i am trying" - desperately offing the remote control-

[mendez5525]

Rachel: " What did her ass explode?" LOL

[friendsandbigheads]

I love Friends and stuff but at 2:50 Chandler opens the tape with thte remote but before he was looking at it when it was on the table. When/Who put it back in the tv?

[cinnamonbrandylite]

@friendsandbigheads - okay, first you have to know that they have an Amstrad tape-to-tape recording VCR. Like the one we had, back in the day. Then you have to know that Chandler & Joey are obsessed with free porn and ALWAYS hit the FastRecord button before they actually start watching - because perish forfend the tape should be returned when they haven't both watched it. Then you have to know he didn't remember to hit the FastDelete button.

There - simples, no?

[friendsandbigheads]

@cinnamonbrandylite Okay.. I just thought it was a little mistake but thanks for giving me a long and clear explanation. I mean I am a Friends fan too..

[houchi69]

I love how Chandler is yelling in the living room and Monica did not come out at all lol...

[ashleystewartful23]

"screw you guys, you don't have to do it..."

Ha ha, miss friends!

[6hokagenarutokun]

@ashleystewartful23 it should be : "screw you guys,, i'm going home " xD

[WeIrDGuY19941]

2:50

As if they watchin SAW :p

[ipodUser242]

before you watch it, don't watch it XD

[GrrrMaria]

aww, Chandler is so cute :))

[AGSLDM]

"Girl on girl porn?!" kkkkkkkk

[McV4y]

why have i seen this thing three times?

[koolambo]

Rachel---Did her Ass Explode??! XDDDDDDDD!!

[excLusiive12]

1:22 xDDDDDDDDD

[tragic1Kingdom]

What? Did her ass explode?!

[DecoWood1]

I just watched one too! I had the exact same reaction!!! :P lol And when the baby came out i was like wow!! :D

[adjam1991]

Chandler: "Why have I watched this thing 3 times?"

[TheShantamGoyal]

WORST PORN EVER!

[redkingrd]

pause at 1:21 lmao

[icecreamOWL]

we have to warn you before you watch it...don't watch it!

[beccael21]

Chandler's face at 2:52 is PRICELESS!

[familiee123]

Worstpornever worstpornever!

[idani1000]

BEFOR YO WATCH IT? DON'T WATCH IT!!

[Sugarfree9643]

Does anyone know what episode is?

[AntiXaldin]

@Sugarfree9643 Season 8, episode 15

[SingerSister111]

3:10 chandlers face

[Lucastagnett]

What a pity they didn't include the last scene of the episode :

(Rachel is alone in front of the TV screen)

"(thought) Okay, you're having a baby in a short time, so you have to watch this tape."

(she puts the tape in the right place)

"Okay... So that's the mother... Oh, she's not pregnant yet, so that must be how she gets pregnant... And those guys... Who might the father be ? ... Oh wait, she can't get pregnant this way !!! "

Forgive my mistakes, I'm French ^^

[woussess]

Why have i seen this thing three times!? 

[Marili44]

why is that baby torturing that woman lol Rachel

[DevilDude16]

"yeah it got 4 stars. ooh, wait a minute, those arent stars" LOOOL

[NightxAngell]

WHA?! WHAT?! DID HER ASS EXPLODE?!?!?!

[KoreanoBH]

Chandler's face at 2:51 LMAOOOOO

[xlajimex]

"what? what? did her ass explode?" hahahahahaha

[mreilly60]

what is the song at the beginning anyone please ?

[LIV3nL0V3]

@mreilly60 i believe it is Fallin' by Alicia Keys

[DanilaJDGG90]

I can't stop laughing. And after watching a similar video I gotta say I'M TOTALLY WITH THEM. It's disgusting, very very disgusting. It really makes you wanna kill yourself. LMAO Chandler I agree. LOL Can't stop laughing at Rachel's "Screw you guys! You don't have to do this!" LMFAO

[Treysor101]

OHHHHH! Well there's the other mystery of why they adopted.

[McV4y]

"WHY HAVE I SEEN THIS THING THREE TIMES?"

[kodatastical]

"WORST PORN EVER, WORST PORN EVER!"

"MAKE IT STOOP!!!"

"I'M TRYING!"

[atomicbetty12]

1:21 Priceless, Chandler made my day :))

[smileyfan16]

"Why have I seen this three times"

hahahahaha

lmao

[crybabygirl08]

Monica: "OH MY GOD! NO WONDER MY MOTHER HATES ME!!!"

[CombatSportFan]

Monica=best wife ever