Kim Jong Il Eharmony

[gagaku666]

THIS NOT FUNNY!!! KIM JONG IL DEAD! GLORIOUS LEADER GONE!!!!

[ROBLOXcall123]

Kim jong il said ," u put it in da whore."

I did ROFL-COPTER

[PowerTarts]

bobby lee ...

[MrToronto666]

dirty bitch 

[warsilver99]

he died..

[mistarcraw]

RIP, to those who died

[medicalhockey]

wow that message at the end was a total boner killer

[TonyBMan]

@medicalhockey was it? it was that part of the movie that i fapped the hardest to.

[EJGruber1]

244 people are North Koreans

[laurencec09]

I'd fire my nuke into her ;)

[JugBrothers]

its Funny Cause he Dead.

[FisnikFizz]

is still this guy alive ? :D

[schleverest]

:-(

[Differindividual]

Peggy's Bomb.

[ShadowValentine]

LOL they gotta add RIP Kim Jong il to that!

[veravida24]

He finally found love. With Satan's sister. lol...

[SteeleXeno]

@veravida24 Or Saddam ROFL!

[a2r1v1i2s]

kimjongilisdeadhooraykimjongil­isdeadhooray!!!

[TheAbsoluTurk]

The chemistry was instant? Plutonium or Uranium or what? Tell us! We need to know!

[AlexanderMccarthey87]

North Korea is horrible. but they don't let any information in or out of the country. There's no way we can get messages to them. We are powerless to help them. Very little aid is allowed into the country. The only thing we can do is invade and they have a number of high profile enemies. We'd be crushed.

[popaddict]

What did he say? 'Like a frisbee, you know, you throw into the whore' LOL

[stevehannah]

Burn Baby Burn

[woovy]

RIP you were the best im so gonna buy all your cd's now

[Groudie101]

Rest In Peace little buddy

[bluesman341]

China-you suck too! We should just Nuke N. Korea and make a Disney World out of it--

[gamehacker655]

rip

[SoneAlways]

dead

[Machinegunkelly5026]

Wouldn't Kim Jong be 70 not 69 if he was born February 16th 1941?

[papalolita]

@Machinegunkelly5026 Round off, or they count him as 1-year old at the moment he shot out of his mother's birth canal.

[TheAutomatednut]

Dat dead mofo

[itsMinuteMaid]

The views on this video are gonna SKY rocket

[WesfieldMedia]

Dead mufucka

[PersonaBrazil]

@WesfieldMedia What he did to you? You better turn off your tv, otherwise you could turn into a nonsense rapist killer at anytime, swearing that is for global peace. Just turn it off.

[TheBearstep]

dead

[JoaquinRoosterNYC]

Kim Jong II is dead now.

[robotFujo]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo oh god kim jong il. aint no party like a Pyongyang party o-o

[TheHappyKamper]

That chick was cute

[YouOLOTTM]

Tell me why I'm not laughing....

[rajeshhamalable]

corrupt fucker...disgrace to humanity.

[daxian6599]

funny~



[MrMeineNamen]

its funny cuz internet is illigal in north korea

[genesisinoa]

Lol

[ermaslv44]

go to yhis youtube channel called irulenorthkorea

[freedomland11]

Hey that's my asian!!!

[chuchuchuchia]

"bad english person speaker, you know da one?" I laughed so hard

[Superegio42]

That asian whore is kind of hot.

[Boot1998]

lol

[kthrnhan]

LOL

[TheMichael408]

hahaha

[Hillsillverr]

hahhah owned

[AznSKorea]

Kim Jong illah is better!

[seonidh]

if he's 3.5" she must have no legs!

[MrGrafilzer99]

The woman looks like evelyn lin!

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

@MrGrafilzer99 who's evelyn lin?

[MrGrafilzer99]

@princeofdarknessxyz1 A pornstar...

[princeofdarknessxyz1]

@MrGrafilzer99 i don't think she does look like Evelyn Lin...but this actress would be great in porn industry

[KrazyNinjaPanda]

Shoulda been bobby lee

[ucr001]

Funniest video in a long time! " we communicated via telegram!!!"

[1FatSpaz]

Highly Reccomend Barbara Demick's book 'Nothing To Envy'.

[JuicyChina]

DAMN 0: 57 WAS SOOOO FUNNY AND THEN SMILES WHILE SHE FALLS LOL WOW CLASSIC

[StyrbjornStarke]

All hail Kim Jong our savior !

[glyw]

girl's cute...lol

[siralucard19]

22:15 10.06.2011 822,684 views

[StikManJones]

nice knowing you bro, youre gunna get assassinated.

[jonasldg]

this is unfunny and desperate

[kemoblue4u]

that guys head is HUUUGGEE

[00gamerboy96]

halarious do do dont do that shoot her !!!!!haha

[WeAreLegion00110]

What would have to happen--legally-- if I in fact want to marry a North Korean woman?

[RDR007Commentaries]

@WeAreLegion00110 You would have to sneak her out of North Korea. Get her a Chinese/South Korean citezenship and then you could marry her.

[aceizdaman]

@WeAreLegion00110 lol

[shearod]

I like how you make a comedic video about the situation in North Korea, then follow it with a message saying how the situation in North Korea is not a laughing matter. Talk about mixed signals.

[Kaizerassasin]

Since he's getting married and all that,

can we have a democratic North Korea now? X)))) LOL

[FlashMusiX]

fucking communists

[Theguy2676]

@MsRob44444 Im 11 years old. I am mature (not a noob) and i am not as retarded as most kids are

[Johndoe9278]

North Korea...a total disaster...in June is predicted that 1.2 million North Koreans would starve to DEATH...Oh China u invaded South Korea right?? Now look at what u have created...Now keep up with "super power" condition, which by the way is hilarious, and help open and destroy criminal North Korean government, after all if u Chinese would have invaded South Korea there would be no North Korea on planet earth. By the way did u guys know Kim Jong il drings French $500 wine??

[zhengyueyang]

@Johndoe9278 we know that and same thing happened in china too. Strategically the existence of N.Korea is important for the safety of northeast Chinese border. Its a buffer country.

[Vampiric59]

@Johndoe9278 go ahead and blame china on everything :) (i hate communism too btw)

[ipunnamja]

@Johndoe9278 dude do you really think writing a comment on here will change peoples views? on a comedians youtube page? and who cares if he drinks french wine...damn if you really cared about north korea go do something about instead of writing a comment on youtube

[fantasticmura]

Peggy disrespected!!!

[superf0b]

that looks more like kim jong un

[mylesgray11]

RIP Peggy.

[cuceritorul1]

kim jong il and piggy.. perfect couple :))

[mrtundra45]

Im So Ronerery, Prease Call Me.

[IPawnt]

@mrtundra45 Me so Ronery, Prease Carr Me.*

[TheGlitched]

@mrtundra45 You can say "Call" flawlessly, but not Please and Lonely?

[mrtundra45]

@TheGlitched oops i make mistake prease forgive me prease thank you!

[TheJohnOWow]

@mrtundra45 Prease Carr Me... thats how you say it ;) RMAO

[mrtundra45]

@TheJohnOWow Ok are you ronery rike me? ror!

[vince99percent]

good effort. Quite funny :)

[system0system0]

Haha its funny cos when kim jong wants a women the army goes and kidnapes here and here rapes here and kills here and then he goes for a nother. Its funny cos hes a sadistical crazy fuck that can do what ever he wont in the territory of north korea so haha funny . Rea life a bitch

[symbolt]

@system0system0 Yeah where's the Hitler commercial?

[imgordonfreeman]

goddamn shes hot

[shoryuken202]

OHHHH YEAAAAHH!!! ITS ABOUT TO GET REAL!!! NOW WATCH ME SNAP INTO THIS SLIM-JIM KIM JONG-IL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anotherdrunkguy]

@MsRob44444 My dad does have a rocket ship.

[jroach96]

@MsRob44444 the 38th Parallel is the line between the South and North

[anotherdrunkguy]

@MsRob44444 Because they grow up singing songs about murdering Americans and hating us. Since we're pretty much the only country on the planet that bails pathetic ass people out of their pathetic ass country, it kinda makes us not give a shit... Oh yeah, and they are in a military stand off with us and do not allow us into their country. Hardly ANYONE is ever allowed in. Ever heard of the 38th parallel? Just curious.

[anotherdrunkguy]

They sing songs as children about murdering Americans and grow up hating us... Fuck em.

[meancookie89]

oh shit he shot the girl!

[WukFanatic]

LoL u guys are lame. have u ever even been in North Korea, well my dad was there and ppl aint that poor and hungry like everyone is talking. Yur fucking media just wants to ruin their image and introduce them to u as some idiots that want to nuke the entire world. I wont say there arent any hungry ppl there but where dont u have hungry ppl ? Even in USA u have homeless hobos who hardy get anything to eat. So shut up and enjoy yur life

[slipdude209]

@WukFanatic Yea my dad totally went there too. Everybodys dad went there.

[anotherdrunkguy]

@WukFanatic Your dad didn't go to North Korea you fucking IDIOTIC LIAR. I served in the military and in South Korea along the 38th parallel.. You don't get to "go to North Korea". The few that are ever allowed in, only get an escorted tour and NEVER get to see the capital city of Pyongyang. If he did "GO TO NORTH KOREA", he would have NEVER seen "the poor or the hungry".... He would have seen exactly what Jong Il wanted him to see. Everyone being happy.

[WukFanatic]

@anotherdrunkguy Hahah u are all retards,he went there as a part of an art contest or whatever in the 90's.We were still socialist then,Yugoslavia?

So stfu u retards,you dont know shit.

[anotherdrunkguy]

@WukFanatic I know your dad never went to North Korea.

[WukFanatic]

@anotherdrunkguy Well you cant know that.He was a part of an art excursion.It was in the 90's. So stfu

[WukFanatic]

@WukFanatic Oh yes I have mistaken in the last post it wasnt a contest but an exscursion.

[Reaite]

@WukFanatic Who the fuck is your dad? He must be super man or something if he was able to go there. If you went to North Korea it would be a one-way trip.  They wouldnt let you leave, and they'd torture and kill you.

[thafoofa]

@Hupenidik Kim Jong-il is not good for Kim Jong-il's image, you know?

[JLDoggard]

The real Kim Jong Il only likes Swedish whores. Those lucky women.

[lynchinjesus]

your a fag

[tsama]

This was pretty funny. Too bad they shot Peggy... she was hot.

[Gdayguy36]

I'd like to cut Kim Jung Il's tiny cock off and smack him in his fat face with it.

[WilshireONTUBE]

I was expecting more of a freak out of the Kim Jong Ill Actor but either way this was pretty funny

[hattrickster33]

Kim Jong-il only did it for teh rurz:p

[hoeryong]

death to kim jong il and to dictatorships around the world. long live free world. long live israel

[DarkReapersGrim]

@hoeryong How the fuck are you going to say death to dictatorships when the israeli government is just as repressive with its Arab neighbors and citizenry? And how are you going to say long "live the free world" when israel is an apartheid state that treats its Arab population as second class citizens? israel's army and police officers kill their own Arab citizens when they protest against the government. In education, Jewish kids get twice as much funding. Many Arabs are denied an education.

[big0ginge]

i suppose thats what she gets for being to short

[p2daman]

that chick was lucky,she only got shot,she would have otherwise been thrown in a prison cell just to be sexualy assaulted like all the other women in North Korea.

[hippiesharks123]

The end made me feel like a douche. ._.

[TheVideocaf]

Bravo!

[itzayutanaka]

0:06 epic wallpaper

[ParasBoy]

more sterio-typical garbage. why cant the U.S. WORRY ABOUT ITS OWN BUISNESS!!!!!!!!!!!

[thafoofa]

@ParasBoy Because we like to make fun of yours.

[ParasBoy]

@thafoofa and why?

[ParasBoy]

@thafoofa and why?

[irtgu8tg]

fuck of USA

[gwhizkids]

@kroulkane Thank you so much for actually making sense!!!!

[kroulkane]

all these arguments over government are retarded. would you rather live in America or North Korea?? huh? I'd rather live in america even if we have bad presidents now and then, at least we have the choice to have a different one ever 4 years

[bigjim141990]

another good Eharmony parody...Batman... >>> cKlUr-qnlpI



[jons44]

That's how they pimp slap in North Korea. 

[tomekmisiewicz]

0:56 yeaaaaahhhhh

[james970027]

tbh kim jong il is guna end up dead eventually anyway, especailly after declaring his latest scheme to steal the moon and bring it to korea..... he belongs in a mental institute

[Kpeg9]

1.Pause at 0:00

2. hold down left arrow

3. press up arrow

4. play snake

[GotZest]

@Kpeg9 Wow thats cool!

[kittygirl098765]

@Kpeg9 was the snake thing built in on youtube? or was it some virus?

[JUST2AZN4U2]

what song is that? I need it for my eharmony parody :S

[Zeanu]

Get the fuuuck outha heeere, people are dying all over the world, jeeesus christ. Try the USA for instance, stop fucking butting into other people's business.

[itsraining101]

Lol wasn't expecting that for the ending.

[YoshiTheGreenOne]

229 people didn't love kim jong il

[ButcherWing]

@YoshiTheGreenOne We love Kim Jong Il, but we don't love this crap propaganda.

[FutureStudy]

@ButcherWing ? What are you talking about. I escaped North Korea. Kim Jong Il is the devil.

[kalinga01]

@FutureStudy Really? You escaped? That's incredible. I hope you enjoy your life outside the hell-hole.

[minny10ify]

the girl is pretty

[63punkaddict]

Hontaish

All Germans aren't Nazis? ......oh

[BeNyappyx]

Kim Jong Il should die!!

[ig88bc]

Communism is a good idea on paper, but good luck having politicians and public officials not abusing their power. (just as other governments have officials who siphon public funds, only Communist officials have more power, so it hurts more)

[RockStudioLive]

@ig88bc Tell me what part of communism is great on paper?

[k4rl0o]

@RockStudioLive

What part of 'From each according to his ability, to each according to his need' don't you find great? It's as utopian as it can get. The problem is with greedy people who take more than they need, and lazy people who don't contribute at all. Only dumb fat greedy americans find communism evil, because then they wouldn't be able to stuff their fat mouths with bigmacs and watch american idol and jerry springer on their 90" plasma tv's

[RockStudioLive]

@k4rl0o I need. please send money. Thanks!

[ig88bc]

@RockStudioLive The "harmonic utopia" part. Too bad that is nigh impossible to to human nature.

[Didac1111]

I know the dictator of North Korea is the only one who has internet in NK. So he can go on youtube and see this video. and may be he can even read what I'm writing here. and I would like to say to him: Just because you accidentily killed your brother doesn't mean that other people have to suffer also. Now please be a man and say: Ok, that's it, it has been long enough now, now I'm going to make my people very happy by just opening the borders. PARTY TIME in North Korea finally!!

[Firecloud500]

lmao..........chairman mao........

[SillaWonhwa]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Kaylah087]

North Korea really is the scariest place on Earth. It's hard to think that it exisits in this day and age. However, I'm not sure what can be "done" about this. Inevitably, it will be up to the people of North Korea to change their country. Maybe we should letter bomb the country with information that, "actually...everything you have been told for you whole lives is bollocks." Maybe that would inspire them.

[trollowner]

@Kaylah087 I don't really think anything can be done, they were let alone to do their own thing for so long, and hating the rest of the world at the same time isn't a good combination, they're taught at a young age, in their own school books to hate whoever, when you teach a child that way, their mind will never change from that when they are an adult. Him appointing his son as his successor is even less of a help.

[nohairbob]

ror

[Hontaish]

A lot of these comments are ridiculousy ignorant.

I mean seriously - because Bush was a republican all republicans are idiots?

Because Obama's a democrat all democrats are idiots?

Both of these are like saying Germans are all Nazis.

[VNSki]

@Hontaish It's like saying all white people are KKK

[Ch0c0l33t0rangePS3]

this isnt even funny and he doesnt sound korean or look like kim jong il

[strongyang]

she looks like cinti

[Orangebike666]

Aww He just wants someone to go below the 38 parallel on him( aka His Belt ) He will be sending the girl down on him and only can come bacl to "north Korea" after she swallows!

[Locbui1989]

THIS IS A SERIOUSLY SITUATION, that's why we made a funny video about it.. FUCKING FAIL NIIGGA!

[AwesomeHaHaAnime]

@Locbui1989 I wish i knew what you just said..?

[Locbui1989]

@AwesomeHaHaAnime its okay, i didn't expect you to read the ending 1:26 of this video, because once you saw all those sentences that you couldn't make sense of you just clicked on another videos so i didn't expect you to understand my comment.

[ZR1Terror]

The USA and the rest of the world need to get rid of this bastard who has concentration camps to strike fear on it's citizens like it has for many years, poor people they have no freedom and have been brain washed by the Kim Jong propaganda.

[KoreaCommando]

This not funny. You gonna pay boy.