Dick Kicker (Giant Bomb Remixed)

[Pocketrobber91]

Let's continue with the blow to the groin.

[Lessproductivestuff]

loving the ryan dance at 0:28

[Duggymoto]

Pop pop POP to the GROIN

[enjoi86]

LOL. Well done sir. Subscribed!

[TranquilVagabond]

This is awesome. I love you and Giant Bomb.

[lightsier]

I require a DUBSTEP and AUTOTUNE remix!

[Pocketrobber91]

Kick dudes in the dick. Thank you, hamster.

[roninoutlaw]

im making part of this my ring tone

[ZeldaDD]

@roninoutlaw Haha...*phone rings* "Kick dudes in the DICK, kick dudes in the DICK!" Friend: What the hell was that?

You: Oh, just my phone.

[monkeyman2020]

You are doing god's work.

[xRedx0]

When will this finsh!!!

[vikingdeath1]

Please make more videos like this



[JorkellDIY]

THAT'S MY PURSE.

I DON'T KNOW YOU.

[holla9823]

Lets continue with a blow to the groin

[DissectorofGirls]

My bathing suit area got all wet after viewing this.

[Nabroleon]

Here for my daily view.

[zeratul78]

Yeah repeat it.

[DragonVictor]

Kick his genital triangle.

[gambiting]

Skrillex should work on this.

[DreadJesterBatthink]

Genital triangle? I think you'd need a hospital BEFORE it gets kicked. O_o

[implodinghippo]

i want a longer version of this, this part being the chorus. Its could but it could be soo much more. Any GB fans musically inclined available? Hamster, i would love to see what you could do if u wanted

[hbsharkman]

lol

[RagingLion]

Oh man that was so so excellent. Might be my absolute favourite thing you've done. 'Genital triangle' made me lose it.

[madbeen]

This is smooth as silk.

[EVANBUCHHOLZ000]

I used to make arrow in the knee jokes until I got kicked in the genital triangle

[Brian3D]

0:13 is the best

[ItsNotDavid]

Yeah, repeat it.

[Figmentation]

Golden.

[MrIzick]

I wish my Neogaf account would be accepted :(

[willkiller07]

NeoGaf accept MY account. It's been over a year now. Thanks. - Willkiller

[foodforthegods]

That was absolutely fantastic.

[artofchokeheart]

Yeah, repeat it.

[JerzeyDevil82]

GAF needs to approve my account as well!

"JerzeyDevil"

signed up for the site like......7 months ago or something.

[phuturephunk]

Oh the dick, oh the di diiididididididididi dick

XD

[wesleyradcliffe]

Holy shit. This is amazing.

[Nabroleon]

Made this my ringtone.

[GreekJR2]

Video: Focus on the junk

Captions: Bonus for the judge so focus for this job.

[JTtheletsplayer]

the only thing that makes this better is turning on captions. Oh man, nothing is what they say.

[eliezer7779]

I don't normally laugh at dick jokes, but, goddamn is this funny.

[hamsteralliance]

NEOGAF: Approve my account. Thanks. - Hamst3r

[lefarce]

@hamsteralliance Dear Hamst3r, I regret to inform you that your account did not pass our standards for validation. In addition, we have transferred all data relevant to your account off our servers and onto a thumb drive, and have placed that drive into a rocket which we will use to jettison your account into space. While in space, our NEOGAF defense satellites will bombard your account with their full payloads to ensure nothing remains. -Bob Jones, NEOGAF Quality Assurance

[Medalion]

3 people have no genital triangle

[LousShar]

3 people got kicked in the dick

[XxKidStorm8xX]

turn on captions at 0:03

[cryssnail]

"Yeah... repeat it."

[skythe1908]

This is fucking hilarious! Oh god.

[SoetHampe]

God this is so good!

[Max22]

"Aaaah!"

I laugh every time.

[Medalion]

I asked a gal to blow my genital triangle

[blobiluinsico]

This is right up there chillin' with "Cunts" and "Giant Bombstep." Well done.

[ycdtosn]

This is good. Real good.

[Tacobot2017]

Chicks be all ova my genital triangle.

[lightdud]

This...is so good.

[Shinogu]

Did anybody else hear Jeff Bridges in the game narrator's voice? I WISH that was actually Jeff Bridges.

[Nott5]

How did you make Jeff's "yeah repeat it" sound like Steve Blum?

[0perat0r]

chinese junctions injunction

[0perat0r]

Excellent blows to the groin *yeah*

Excellent blows to the groin *yeah*

That part was great *yeah*

[Domstercool]

KICK THEM IN THE FUCKING GENITALS!!! REPEAT IT!! AOHHH THE DICK!!!

[orellios]

That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks groin*

[Klamadatu]

fucking awesome haha :D

[Kingofunrealuk]

I went this song to play when I next have sex... No wait, that's the opposite of what I want.

[Naxwell]

KY-AH-AH--AH

[Nothingseen]

Man, that smooth backbeat makes this.

[JTtheletsplayer]

yeah repeat it...

[lKajiol]

Excellent blows to the Groin.

[warpbackspin]

XD OMG and its on repeat...well there goes my day.

[SiManRevolution]

I like when he kicks him in the genitals.

[MylanDMurphy]

Ohh Hamst3r! You've done it again.

[ryuksiner]

its like hardcore S an M porn music

[SaitanMar]

Genital Triangle.... enough said.

[DevoidElite]

Oh god, Hamst3r. I just can't stop listening to this!

what have you done

[NooneEatsCandyCorn]

Hahaha genital triangle

[Samuri334x4]

Can you make a vid with only the background music? Thanks.

[mattmattmattm]

Dick Kicker: The greatest Kinect video game ever. All thanks to Ryan and Jeff.

[EATBOLTGUN]

Three people got kicked in the dick.

[rocklee302]

CUNT PUNT

[Nightmare2346]

lol

[MarsCleric]

strap it on, then kick it

[superfunkyjam]

I love you so much hamst3r

[kingabel]

This is insane. And awesome.

[unrealdp]

Yeah, i'm never taking this off loop... So thanks I guess...

[KenY2Ken]

Another great success Hamst3r.

[MonsoonMoonrock]

Better dickpunching/kicking game: Saints Row the Third or this?

[gsp1995]

The video is so short but it felt so long D:

not due to loop

[beelzebub686]

What the fuck am i seeing? This is great.

[Samuri334x4]

He's gonna feel that in the morning.

[ChuckNorrisLuvsBoosh]

<3 hamst3r

[Sylinic]

He just wins at everything he does.

[dudeglove]

excellent blows to the groin

[Lambda217]

Kick his groin, kick his genital triangle

[humbug102tf]

Hamst3r you are one talented dick kicker

[neoduke007]

oh god...

[kaynettesheim]

wtf

[LunarAura]

legendary job, hamst3r

[Psychohobobr]

you guys are awesome, keep it up

[timoyang1996]

this is amazing

laughed so god damn hard

[pressove]

Giantbomb is the shit!

[Mynameisnotooo]

Suddenly my penis went inside my bladder.

[vabvaab]

holy jesus. you've outdone yourself today, sir.

[Tanker940]

Can someone make an extended version of this just looped for hours?

[hamsteralliance]

@Tanker940 The video loops now. :)

[RJHShields]

@hamsteralliance God damn, there goes hours from my life just listening to this. Does Jeff or Ryan know of this video's existence?

[melikefail]

@hamsteralliance if you have time, please play ''Fatal frame'' Its a game about a camera that can photograph ghosts. 2 girls that got lost in a abandoned village where history keeps repeating itself!

[MrMortisland]

I want a 24 hour version of this song

[Ezekielpurger]

this is the best thing

[falek]

awesome job duder! :D

[TDOTCRFH4]

AAAAAHH THE DICK THE DICK

AAAAAHH THE DICK THE DICK

[BlackSujin]

0:45 KICKDUDESINTHEDICK KICKDUDESINTHEDICK DICKDICKDICK

[djjoejoe]

I love you Hamster!

[bjeck2]

Amazing! Great job duder. Really well edited.

[BeeblesTV]

This made my genital triangle tingle.

[Phished123]

GENITAL TRIANGLE!

[XIISniper]

"Pop to the groin" is the new hot dance move the kids are raving about.

[BaconGames]

You know what that beat kinda reminds me of? The ending credits song to Rogue Warrior. In fact I'm going to listen to that right now.

[anistuffs]

I heard that kicking dudettes in the genitals hurt just as much, perhaps a little less but still hurts a lot, or so I heard. You know it could be a rumour spread by the dudettes themselves to catch us dudes off guard 8O

Also, @ENDORPHINSAM Start reading the descriptions of the videos you watch, kay?

[Deathtank75]

when r u gonna play the binding of Isaac? ! >=(

[kkotd1]

I was watching this QL and actually thought, man... Wonder what hamst3r is up to. You GB stuff is always good and funny.

[casdfdfsdfds]

This is hilarious

[racer3014]

Interesting...

[ENDORPHINSAM]

What's the song you put in the background of the remix?

[hamsteralliance]

@ENDORPHINSAM A song I made for the video.

[ENDORPHINSAM]

@hamsteralliance Can I has?

[MonkeyDeLufy]

lol

[0coldfinger0]

I feel ridiculously uncomfortable.

[WeezerBieropfer]

Genital triangle.

Nuff said.

[Thund3rhead]

you should try making a ytpmv :v

[DJCryogenetic]

KICK DUDES IN THE DICK.

[341464]

IN THE DICK.

[christianwookey]

Love it man :)

[benpicko]

Wow.