If I forget it, you could always tell me again, like on my first date, on my honeymoon, again and again during my rocky marriage, after menopause and long after I've gone senile. Thanks mommy!
(I always wondered what they showed to the girls when they sent us to gym to watch the *other* movie)
Thank you so much! I was very insecure about my small penis, but now I realise that it's a clitoris. And I'll no longer be frightened when I bleed. My parents have some explaining to do!
This helped me a lot, too. I thought my vagina was supposed to be small, but now know that I need medical help. So THAT'S why it hurt so effing much to give birth! It's supposed to be the size of a large punch bowl! Plus, I'm really considering genetic testing for my kids now.Thought they were boys all this time; I fear I may have to re-name them.
Right next to my BM hole? Awesome!
WhiteTrashPeg 5 months ago
If I forget it, you could always tell me again, like on my first date, on my honeymoon, again and again during my rocky marriage, after menopause and long after I've gone senile. Thanks mommy!
(I always wondered what they showed to the girls when they sent us to gym to watch the *other* movie)
NeuroManson 2 years ago
very funny!
sandieblack 3 years ago
a variation on "period piece"
Chesterton7 3 years ago
just makes it even more brilliant - this is the blueprint :)
randyj420 3 years ago
Great one, Siany! I hadn't seen your comments until tonight! This one wins the 'best comment' award...*blacked out eye syndrome*....love it!
meredumais 3 years ago
LOL, i can watch it sober and laugh my ass off for 20 minutes, or i can listen to it intoxicated and be on the moon for 20 minutes, <3 negativland
d3p3ch3mod3 4 years ago
Thank you so much! I was very insecure about my small penis, but now I realise that it's a clitoris. And I'll no longer be frightened when I bleed. My parents have some explaining to do!
OwenJ1971 4 years ago
This helped me a lot, too. I thought my vagina was supposed to be small, but now know that I need medical help. So THAT'S why it hurt so effing much to give birth! It's supposed to be the size of a large punch bowl! Plus, I'm really considering genetic testing for my kids now.Thought they were boys all this time; I fear I may have to re-name them.
meredumais 4 years ago
And how do we get Mr. Dirt off of Mr. Doorknob?
With Mr. Pro 409.
ManRayDali 4 years ago 3
I've been doing it all wrong for two decades ! SHIT!
meredumais 4 years ago
So it's the women who have the penis and the men who have the Virgina? Interesting.
Mhendeb 5 years ago
awesome.
blastingcaps 5 years ago
Negativand kicks ass.
DevilsJohnson 5 years ago
if this is true, i think there's something wrong with me
mccanna23 5 years ago