The Professional Rapper

[TheStfu1000]

why are lisa nova videos good?

[mcoates04]

@LaCarteBlanche it's a joke!

[masonicaero09]

I saw this sometime in the summer of 2007 and I've been following John Reuben ever since. Hilarious!

[mkalee29]

Did you see the bug on the car window lol

[Pam4Rob]

omg My great aunt wanted to know the definition of what a douchebag is ( as in a person, not the actual thing) I should just play this video for her..lol

[Pam4Rob]

lol rock on Momma Reuben teehee

[BreezyFilm]

I like the original and this edit as well. great stuff, wish there were more

[MissPimpAshley]

haahaaaa

[eaglrombie13]

HAHhahAH this was a MOCKumentary... it was making FUN of other peoples music life.... for instance, john said "its all about the art, thats all that matters." I HIGHLY do not think thats what its all about for him -_- he's a Jesus freak :D

[sabrinaisonline]

was that little dispute between u and john real? lol, your videos are so amazing/believable that when watching them i completely loose my perception of real and fake? haha!

[ghosttimer]

I wished my mom like heavy metal.

[nutcase4freedom]

John Reuben = 10 times better than that fool asher roth :)

[POWERJFROMLA]

i love lisa nova!!

[gsoism]

cool

[GBrady43229]

"I don't believe your music has to be that great if you come from nothing. 'Cuz people love the story that much"

[GBrady43229]

Anyone who thinks this "sucks" probably doesn't get THIS IS SPINAL TAP either. This is genius.

Especially the passive-aggressive "A game" scene with his "manager". LOL

[mindwentblank]

is John Reuben famous now??

(because most all my friends haven't heard of him other than from me)

I remember when his cd "Are we there yet?" first came out... my sister bought it and we loved it.... The first concert I ever went to was John Reuben! (I even met him)

now I guess he's a youtube celebrity..

that's pretty amazing

[GLLW88]

i LUV john reu. i have "are we there yet?" so what is he "dippety-doin" lately? besides this apparently. haven't heard any "fresh vibes and fresh songs" of late

[RHep10]

i know thats pretty wierd i have some pics with him and in my video he says especially you jordan since i whipped you in pingpong i was up there hanging out with him and playing pingpong with him too.. yeah basically nobody has heard of him.. good to see hes finally getting some fame that he deserves.. and are we there yet was kickin lol

[Nathantok7]

tits!

...

yeah, sorry bout that

[GLLW88]

can we say: Turret's?

[LaChampita2]

"I'll wear a jean jacket on stage just to throw people off like "Whaaa?"

HAHAHA!

[SkullAndDragon]

This video went on waaaaay too long. He's also an actual rapper, and not that good of one.

[Minabelle123]

He's not even good...

[Minabelle123]

Haha. YOU have to let things go? All he does is NOT let go. What an ass... I can't believe you put up with him.

[mcoates04]

@Minabelle123 hellloooo, this whole thing was a joke! they are all just acting

[trupala01006]

Josh Groban???

[jcschrock]

Jon Reuben is AWESOME!!!

[ajkid93]

Hells ya Columbus OH, home of the osu buckeyes! and burbs grandview!

[Rawk4Life]

I highly doubt you own the rights to this documentary since it was edited by Zappin Productions. You also need to specify one thing: your coffee video is actually John Rebuen's music video for "Trying Too Hard" with you in it. Please stop taking credit for someone else's original work.

[ajkid93]

so what lisa nova are the "actors" stfu

[raquelle08]

haha "i'll take a picture with your kid"! =]

[Holy1023Cow]

OMGZ ITS JOHN REUBEN =D

[46n2idiots]

heavy metal mom, how cool is that?

[AverageBlankDirector]

HOLY CRAP!!! It was just like yesterday how I told Lisa that John. That is so cool that u met him Lisa

[AbuMalikPresents]

This is a classic. I wonder if this is a sign of a JR collab coming soon.

[kubrickfan72]

this was kinda cool. his rapping wasn't bad at the end.

[peacelovecali]

hahaha "mysteriously good-looking"

[MikeWysong]

I always thought JohnnySmooth was the next white rapper?

[jplolo316]

the rapping at the end sounded good. i want more of that.

[alitespace]

If this was acting! OMG! SO GOOD!!!!! IF!!!!!

[KIMM777]

niiice quote "from a little child who connects to innocence from a genius who connects to brilliance" John Reuben.. u are special... u serve the King so that makes u a prince..

[DRUM1212]

ha! he looks like bob dylan

[gizmokitty89]

oh my god he does haha

[fireli5]

HAhahah, this one is funny. I like this one. Plus I want his hair. Hahaha "Uhn uhn uhn uhn what what what what"

[achilleas08]

HAHA i love the picture of him when he was a fat 17 yr old!!!

[MakaveliBone]

fukkking baaaaaaaaaaaad.......

[lonelySTARSHINE]

6:21 LOOOOOOOOOL

[krexo007]

BAAAAD !!!

[muzapstar]

is this a joke?

[eaglrombie13]

yes. he was making fun of conceited Music Artists..

[zeno111111]

Thanks lisa interesring stuff

[laist]

what's the name of the song he's singing at the very end? it's a cool song. Thanks in advance...

[VlexoNetwork]

Very nice mokumentary

[ChaankHaydenx]

good vid!

[Bradhunter33]

John can Act yo! quality comedy

[f2bow]

to hypeman2 im ur friend

[f2bow]

lmfao great christain heavy metal

[SLFlyinghorse]

LOL, theHypeMan2,

I want friends, I want, a cell phone bill!!

luvs, theSam!!

[Lindy822]

wow how weird. i actually know who John Reuban is!

u like him? thats sweet! me too..i saew him a few months ago at a superchick concert...also with sanctus real. it was amazing. thast so funny that hes in a lisanova video! how ironic!!!!!

[bibleholic66]

john reuben is my favorite rapper out their

[BreezyFilm]

Thanks Lisa, I started to like John Reuben the first time I ever heard him, which was on one of your videos. THis is a great video, Great Job!

[Poppyflower66]

John is also a very funny actor!

I loved this faux documentary. Good job to you all.

[bababoobie]

JUSTICE RULES!  *zooms*

[veronicaswannabe]

JOHN REUBEN. IS AWESOME.

i saw him in february. <33

[ChoctawCreek]

Wait a second, I remember John Reuben, I saw him in a free concert when I was a pre-teen. He's like a Christian rapper right?

[3vilc00kie]

Lisa Nova Hope you loose the contest

[StanleyAsch]

Niiiiiiiiiice.

So check out that NEW Rap I did.

I mention you Lisa Nova.

Asch

[mintrubble]

Man, anybody else notice the tone of the comments on Lisa's vids are getting a tad hostile?

[bleeperr]

"if you have to lie that's not a good business. be creatively honest. dont be manipulative. dont take advantage of people... be creatively persuasive." hmmm...

[Sleven7]

Lisa nova you suck stop spamming then maybe ill watch you're videos

[mynamewastakentoo]

mynamewastakentoo | July 09, 2007

I sing as the bird sings

That on the bough alights;

The song that from me springs

Is pay that well requites Boyeeee

[bobbid2089]

hilarious! i was laughing the whole time

"yeah ill put a jean jacket on just to throw everybody off"

[DylanPatrello]

hey lisa!

ur last blog ever inspired me to put my comment box back up haha

just thought id let you know!

i made a new music video (this time its to one of my own songs though)

come watch :-)

[rhythmgotblues]

As I am writing this line

I am trying to think of a rhyme

You(tubers), show me your sign

For now is the greatest time

- rhythmgotblues 15/8/07

[rhythmgotblues]

Everyone who listens to Music gains confidence, energy and amusement!

Therefore the world should listen to music at all times.. - rhythmgotblues 15/8/07

[XIIshiiIIX]

john seems like a big jerk to me

[Metaljade22]

terrible video. not entertaining at all.

[Kavonfl]

video is fake and tryin be funny...stupid humor you guys have.

[postmodernartist]

the hip hop Bob Dylan. hahahhah! awesome ;P

[besttab]

he is like eminem, for real ... *lol*

[sailme90]

Ohio is for lovers <3 Hahaha, maybe it drove away? Because it is mobile. That wasn't funny, that was insensitive. I want my face rocked off. Now. Beeotch.

[danmarkus]

serious question, what made you think to hook up with john reuben, did you know him already or what? its just interesting, because he's a well-known christian rapper, but not known in the rest of the world...just wondering

[beardedwoman]

Nice Video Lisa ~

Come Check out my videos, there pretty cool ~

[Wuayker]

I feel this video.

[SingaMovie]

Hab a hapwey sumwa!!

[StanleyAsch]

Superlative Lisa!!

Check out my New rap vid

let me know what you think.

Asch

[FoxyandFacetious]

"that's kind of insensitive" ;]

haha, this is good stuff. thanks for the entertainment!

[antiandy9]

You are so nice.

You are so cool.

You just lost 15,000 subscribers.

You may be going to jail.

[KurisutofaaRenee]

You are so nice.

You are so cool.

You are so handsome.

You are my friend.

[Alexvideoclip]

Me ?

[TSGolden]

Ha, I need to read the details... I was tricked until the trailer park. You are one sarcastic wizard, Lisa Nova. I hope you parody my scruffy mug some day. I'm heading to LA; is that your hood, yo?

[TSGolden]

nice vid.

[wwwLINERIDERorg]

Check out my videos! I have all of the best videos of youtube combined into one account, so you can see them all faster and catch up what you've missed :)

[StanleyAsch]

Superb Job... I love Lisa! I wrote a Rap and mentioned you in it Lisa... I'll leave it as a video response... Thanks for the inspiration.

Asch

[putz35]

bahaha that was freakin hilarious...... arrogant prick.

[antiandy9]

It looks like YouTubers really hated this video! Lisa just lost over 15,000 subscribers!!!

What is happening to her?????

[SambaDisaWinner]

no way?

[SetTheControlsForThe]

Oh my God you started by mentioning Dylan, awesome. Why are you guys or possible girls so mean? Why insult her? Even if you think she has no talent and sucks or whatever, why insult her? Stop being so petty, learn to recognise talent and calm down a bit. Ranting I far to tired.

[Sk8border067]

Hey i tried to comment u but i cant cuz im not yur friend.

[SetTheControlsForThe]

That weird should be anyone can comment, ah send you a friend invite so you can comment if you want.

[teddymv]

I hope he's joking with those lyrics, attitude, and physical appearance. No talent bitch. Kill yourself

[v4nd4l22]

your vids suck only ppl on youtube worth watching are as follows: chilledsanity impytherap cutewithchris Blendtec omovies derrickcomedy BaratsAndBereta PivotMsterDX sarcasticgamer TrueNuff

[S14DGENER8]

and peppergod

[yoshikid]

HAY FUCK U t('-'t)

[justtwodollars]

Fuck off you sicko!!! You and your porn sites, can go to hell!!

[KodyKoryRyan]

'Maybe it drove away, y'know, 'cause it's mobile.'

[shiznaw]

This guy can't be real..he sucks dick.

[tatelabianca]

I do nont know

[nfaguade]

What's the name of the song in the vid? Starts playing around 3:00? Is John Reuben's? if so, where can I buy/get it?

[FreddyBenelli]

I believe it is called "Doin'", off of his second album, Hindsight. You could probably get it on iTunes, or, failing that, by buying the album (and all his other ones) at any music store.

[Kh2black]

cool

[Hepnotic]

that dudes got a big nose and his eyes are so close together. why does lisa nova like him so much?

[Teknakill]

Well I guess you've made fun of yourself enough, now its time to move on to bigger and better things!

[GruntofAction]

You suck balls bitch. Fuck off with your gay queer ass nazi spamming shit and burn in hell.

[Mindlost738]

that guy was a bitch to lisa nova

[FreddyBenelli]

That was a joke. He was parodying himself.

[eaglrombie13]

FINALLY SOMEONE THAT GOT IT!!!!!!! *Sigh of relief* John is da BOMB! :D

[menelmacar3]

Can you tell John hi for me and that he's awesome?

[maddogza]

fucking spammer

[idissuthenudissme]

jeez kill yourself lisa nova your the worst actor ever and yeah i called you actor because you look like a dude you ugly ass bitch if i ever see you im gonna fucking kill you idc if i go to jail for man slaughter

[liambre]

haha 'man'slaughter

[RevMeaty]

Hey, you know what's simple? If you don't like the videos....wait for it....don't watch them. WHOA! I know, crazy concept, but it's very easy to do.

[ladymorganlefey]

like OMG! they should totally try that. TOL [thinking of laughing-thewinekone]

[Wallenstein]

Maybe it drove away because it's mobile HAHAHA.

[Genevieve108]

What is so scary, is that this is comedy, but he is as self absoborbed aka narcicistic as my ex was that played Digeridoo for a living. And he has the ability to cut everyone down around him the same exact way at the same bionic pace that my ex had. So as far as role playing, there is a person just like that out there, and if this is the dude's real personality, take a check on your supporters before you have 0.

[TheNextOverby]

I like john reuben....

[Gwilikers942]

LisaNova sucks. I hate you so much I want to bite my fricken arm off! Stop spamming or this will continue. I hate you!!!

[ladymorganlefey]

what does selfmutilation have to do with hating someone else? (o.0)

[LlNKINPARK]

lol there's a bug on the window at 7:45

[FatManThin]

its p.diddy

[radioshuriken]

lol P. Diddy

isnt he called Diddy?

[NuckGhostriderTPB]

Great Job on the video, you rock LisaNova=)

[johnneotaku4life]

That was awesome.

[LianceProductions]

if you live in a trailer park, they usually are built without wheels. duh<3 its not the 60s anymore

[GingervitisVictim]

kinda like beck

[lovemejenx]

maybe it drove away...because...its mobile

hahaa

[alexbirdmonster]

this is pretty cool. niceee

[gainunits]

WHAT IS THIS CRAP?

[1luvnarnia]

..dunno

[gannibus]

i can make a burger like a mutherfukkin' riot...and my Dalmation and I are original,too...

[Eyeronik33]

"he needs...he needs water....in his throat...his vocal chords...to keep them hydrated...so he can....so he can flow"

[znajka]

JESUS CHRIST! are pepole taking this seriously??

[GreyOrchid]

Well, It IS a mockumentary.

[znajka]

Yes, and everyone is all "wow he's so self absorbed!" "what an annoying guy!"

Can't they tell the difference between reality and fiction?

[iiiidavidiiiixbox]

Gr8 vid

[wa77en]

he looks sick and he acts gay

[okamichamploo]

man I like John Reuben's music, but dang, he's got a serious attitude problem

[eaglrombie13]

Its a Mockumentary, its a Joke.. he's a really funny dude :D

[okamichamploo]

ah ok. Glad to hear that. My respect for him is renewed.

[TheAtcyJAC]

@eaglrombie13 I mean it's even in the desc! >.>

[fitchmicah]

this seems like a pretty accurate critique of christian industry, and it's very funny!

[applehill]

Lisa Nova is John Reuben really that self-absorbed.

[gummybearsown]

it's a mockumentary (in the video description)

i bet he's a really down-to-earth guy

[applehill]

I heard of John Reuben back in 2000; how could this be a documentary of his rise to fame in 2006?

[sponkoo]

he's a self-absorbed, pompus ass, jerk, with a strong ego

[paydamone]

this seems like a joke.... is this guy for real? What a character

[mikeraciti]

where can i get a john reuben tee-shirt or trucker hat?

[scarlettohara66]

haha!parrot's jealous of u! u go grl

[OdiumParrot]

Squawk! you suck STOP MAKING VIDEOS Squawk!

[tha1ex]

wtf i live in columbus ohio and i have never heard of this dude

[cincykidctown]

yea he has 6 albums on gotee records. It's christian though... bummer

[applehill]

What does it matter. If you like a mans music. Do you just hate christians; made be he can change you out look on what christians are.

[theone21229]

is he serious...? I mean...he have a album, LP..something..?

[ontheoceanfloor]

<3 john reuben