GTA IV: Ten Ways to Kill a Pigeon

[frenchfrieperson2]

2:49 so waht your telling me is that its actually 9 ways to kill a pigeon? LIAR! lol

[estradawalter]

pigeons no like why

people like add good why

BBAADD

[Allen913369]

omg make me laugh XD

[TheWatcherBis]

It's one of the funniest videos I know.

[TheWatcherBis]

I was dead laugh.

[MegaEriccool]

Lol 5:11 DOO Homer simpsons lololol :D

[MrTomjoad71]

Tenth one bird breathes fire

[rockead77]

You have been a shit up my ass for too long!!

[TheKasikaasu]

:D

[razoros123]

what the hell is Thorwing?

[TheKasikaasu]

@CarbonFiberSpoon why the fuck u use Windows voices? :D are u some fucking stupid 12 years old helium kid who can't speak to mic becouse everyones head would explode when you would? :DD

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

@TheKasikaasu Yes, believe it or not, I did it to protect the health of the viewers.

[MultiMark159]

The Best Video EVER !!!!

[JamesMorthon]

WHY WOULD A SICK AND TORTURED MAN WANT TO KILL A POOR PIGEON?!?!?!? oh wait it's me :P

[pcdUSSLord]

eight and a half got killed by train

[Ronald7984]

arby n the chief :D

[MrDarkstar1313]

You should of hit the bridge causing you to fly out of the car hiting the bird..

Does it work??

[PenDiDio]

1:32 LOOOOL 

[H2oflaky62]

poor bird what did he ever do to you?

[BrandonPartin1]

Thumbs up if you completed this game.

[TraneDisorder]

Nice graphics

[Aleque]

lolol

[willempie8]

nice with the sound effects of the simpsons

[SuperLeonBlade]

Dude its fucking hilarious, love it.

[Anakin53Padme]

LOL, Simpsons. NICE =)) i like it

[xafeRak15tanx]

LOL WHY THE FUCK WILL ANY1 GO THROUGH ALL THAT TROUBLE TO KILL A RETRTED BIRD

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

@xafeRak15tanx For entertainment, I suppose.

[xafeRak15tanx]

@CarbonFiberSpoon

I WANNA TRY THE 3RD 1 THO

[AnaemicSardine]

@xafeRak15tanx cause its a pigeon thief,we gotta take em out,they re gonna rob us,why??!!! they move as groups and,BAM! robbery

[xafeRak15tanx]

@AnaemicSardine

lol :)

[undercoverpivotdudes]

lol 5:36 looks kinda like a sheep now doesnt it???

[SniperRifle3610]

But, you forgot the best one? Burn it with a Molotov!!!

[kingofinferno100]

1:17 the grenade isnt really about to explode it still has firing pin on it ah 1:32

[kingofinferno100]

1:17 the grenade isnt really about to explode it still has firing pin on it

[stfuimpaul]

5:36 wtf!?!

[ohyeah9980]

5:29 to 5:56

niko:FIRE!

pegion:hmmm...what's that?looks delicious!i'm gonna try to grab it with my mouth.

*explosion*

pegion's spirit:oh well,at least i get to see some fancy fireworks

[MikaelGreenFly]

4:46 ahhahah xD RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN !!!

5:37 ahahha Epic Face xD 5*

[3Brooki]

20 people couldent Find th birds

[dogmaster214]

Wow...I didn't know that Master Chief and Arbiter played GTA IV

[ImShindo]

5:35 : "DIE!!"

[66ownage]

5:37 EPIC FACE

[B52Stratofortress1]

How exactly did you get it to talk?

[carterupm]

This was awesome! Funny and well edited. I loved it

[ATP2555ify]

hey the Return to Castle Wolfenstein song @ 3:06

[noob1138]

@ATP2555ify

If you want it search RTCW assassination

[psycokicks]

I love it!!!

[MarkieBhoy17]

what do u get when u kill them

[manuzepp]

Did the pigeon die?

[Joey31608]

Sooo 8 ways, then.

Nice video.

[FionaAllan1]

4:48 that part was funny XD

[wildlittlebam]

i was doing some mission where some one finds a grenade in a truck and i tossed one out the window and killed a bird no joke i was laughing my ass off!

[69horace69]

arbiter :D

[BizV1]

What was the song at the very beginning?

[PaD1406]

@BizV1 dadada

[TheNexusBenja]

@BizV1 Trio - dadada.

[gta4rulesass]

nice acuracy with the grenade

[MrThefreakout]

3:54 i think u got it XD

[Theguitarguy97]

Steven Hawkwing on gta iv

[xXwarstuserXx]

yeahhh take that bitch!!!

[spartanboy33]

At 1:40 you run rally fast like your buts on fire

[WeAreTwoDoorsDown]

@spartanboy33 sped up footage stupid...

[predetator8]

this stupid

[no0bK1ll3r]

Angrwy German Niko

[MarkieBhoy17]

i didnt no there was pigeons in gta 4

[hardy89jeff]

was that a mod at 5:38??

[akeel456]

It'd be awesome to see Niko's "I just fired a fucking rocket" face on the console version.

[BlackJackWiNn3r]

bird-HOLY-SHIT!

[somerandomalex]

it is possoble to hit it with a baseball bat

[DeathBloodRider]

WTF?! look at niko's faces @ 5:37 XD

[petergriffenlois]

#NICE #INTRODUCTION

[Experimentalization]

what is the music at 4:48 ??

[pinoypinoy26]

#6 your title was..Ten Ways to Kill a Pigeon and you didn't kill it

[flaala1]

shotgen? lol

[gtabogthugefan]

you don't show the locations

[BigDH28]

LOL awesome!

[sweetanger003]

is this that game Saints Row that everyone talks about?

[B52Stratofortress1]

The airstrike was so funny. and the rpg

[Mikster35]

love the beginning!

[Gerrygigant1234567]

ahahahahahaha

the real gangsta in the beginning is so lol

man thats a freaky munich child

[abcabcdede]

6 dident kill the bird

[TomoGatve]

7th. rtcw soundtrack \m/

[monishdragon]

nice funny vid.

[ThatRandomGuy1995]

Tell Ramirez to kill it.

[PMCN7]

dude when u blew the flying-rat you ran away and put an audio of homer screaming its soooo funny LOL

[RUSHP90]

i kill the pigeons on accident sometimes =]

[jabjabuppercut9801]

air strike lol

[HavliczeQ]

song in cca 1:35?

[kgsolaman5000]

5:40 its the devil

[stanDEE123]

lol 5:37

[MrAsswipe101]

lmfao 4:48

[MrAsswipe101]

lol 3:30 - 4:05

[coondogtheman1234]

0:08 - 0:21 angry german kid. I was just watching the "angry german kid kills jeremy clarkson" video and I recognized the screaming from this vid.

[qazwerkinG]

hahaha! imagine if an actual person did this.. and i love how the bird explodes! perfect!

[lordcrobar]

I love the commentary by Stephen Hawkins

[DBZfan1433]

what happens if u locate and kill all the pidgens whats the reward

[lidios1]

5:38 look at his mouth xD

[FarNNHigh]

10 ways to kill a pigeon, 2 werent kills.....lame ones like: ...with headshot. Although I found the airstrike one extremely funny, calling an airstrike that can kill hundreds of people to kill a little pigeon lolz

[puppypig001]

at 0:50 and 1:00 the man says it weird

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

@puppypig001 What do you expect from Windows voices :d

[00TraCeuR00]

lol :D ! ownz :D

btw it's not the headshot-man, it's FPS-DOUG! FFFFUCK! :D

[cooljoe494]

what about slice it up with a helicopter blade

[stadusunids]

Man it feels so bad to watch GTAIV PC gameplay, it's the most buggy pc version for multiplataform games. =/

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

it's not the worst, but my PC at that time was.

[TheFloyd190]

1:18 Epic!!!

[DerHirni]

lol airstrike for a pigeon xD

[gertz1247]

Poor little bird at 5:40!

[firebolt5191]

that was fucking awesome

[joeyrd1027]

This was pretty fucking lame. boo.

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

I agree.

[Assultwaffles1]

To cherryxlove it's called'Da Da Da'

[CHERRYxLOVE]

Thank you very much!

[bloodshot16]

stupid voice ruined it

[GeneralsAlert]

kill 6 is kill

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

The bird died of boredom later that day.

[CHERRYxLOVE]

Does anyone know the first song?

[XxGameadickxX]

pause at 5:38 niko's face, lol

[CHERRYxLOVE]

Oh people, learn how to google lyrics.

Then you would have found out the background song is 'You Were The Last High' by Dandy Warhols.

[92GH]

lol you're a skilled video programmer

[slash112solo]

editor, not programmer

[4thelite121]

at 2:00 you shot the sky and hit the birds head wtf????????????

[dutchgamefreak]

who doest the BOOM HEADSHOT ! scream at 2:02 that guy has a song too and i would like to know that song

[Larathen]

FPS Doug

[rockbandzkid55]

funny beggining

[motorblood4]

what is the background song? plz respond

[TrackmaniaRules]

lol , the beginning is that "angry german kid" lol

[FROSTAZTECA]

buen video :)

[Qualitey]

That was pretty creative... could type me the used program list? I couldn't see that in the video. :)

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

6:22

Use the &fmt=18 to see it :D

[Qualitey]

wtf is &fmt=18??

[Qualitey]

oh i get it... anyway where is Windows Sound Recorder? i think i don't have one...

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

Start => All programs => Accessories => Entertainment => Sound Recorder

If it ain't there, idk :D

[Qualitey]

ok, thanks alot! :)

[edgehead19]

type it behind ur video URL for a better quality of the video

[SuNyOms]

BOOM HEADSHOT xDDDDD LOL n1

[MrD2108]

The best is the take off by the granade :D

[CoolKidX85]

Lolz!

[IchigoDoTa]

Omg, I didn't know Mastur Cheef plays gtaiv. I thought he only liked Halo!!!

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

lol :D

[IchigoDoTa]

Do you understand what I said? Have you watched The Arbiter and Mastur Cheef?

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

Ofc lol

[fakericky]

You mean: Arby 'n' the Chief ^^

[aktm1407]

Haha.. Very good :P

[char680]

it sounds worse with the program tho

[char680]

lmao u got a squeeky voice or something?! TALK, and stop using the program to talk for u lmfao

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

I'm not a good voice-actor XD

[phdeabreu]

We want more.

We want Blood.

We Want...

[phdeabreu]

I love your video

now i want 20 ways to kill a pigeon

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

Sorry, I will not continue making videos of killing pigeons any more.

[phdeabreu]

make 10 ways to kill a bitch

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

I have started to like my video again :)

[HeyOny]

lol very nice :P lol

[runlarryrun77]

nice of Stephen Hawking to take time out from his busy schedule to narrate this vid.

[FabryNYPD]

lOl 5:39 noob face xd

[kevinguzzer]

hey its angry german kid in the begging LOL XD

[johnnyd95]

sick vid dude

[elderfish2]

lol nice vid JDM/alderney

[Computenator]

once i killed a pigeon by flying off the bike and falling on to him/her :)

[dardraa]

poor Pigeon :(

[santiaghp]

lol nice video

Tony[WS]

[wwehht]

whats the last song name?

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

Benny Hill theme ?

That's the one at credits...

[silverballer95]

Yakkity sax

[NintendoCreations]

lol hilarious & nice video 5*

XD 1:21 - roast pigeon

[tsnaruto]

2:02, I knew I was going to hear FPS Doug's all famouse line "BOOM HEADSHOT!" XD

[copebch]

HAHAHAH FUCKING NICE! MAN!!

[Bro0klyn11212]

lol you sound like brucie xD!!

[teemuautio]

lol he is not himself speaking

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

He probably meant copebch's way of speaking? xd

[SantaClausHell]

btw... what's the song's name??? the 1st one..

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

In the very beginning, before the german kid ?

Trio - Da Da Da

[SantaClausHell]

no no... the REAL son... when you start killing the pigeon with the drive-by

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

Dandy Warhols - You were the last high

[SantaClausHell]

haaarrr... thanks! =D

[Neverland992]

Nice vid carbo :D

SerbiA[WS] :p

[OoFLAVAoO]

nice"

[SantaClausHell]

You still didn't say the PC specs you are using =P heheheh! I have to know if i ask for GTA IV for Xmas =P or if i should stick to a better shaver or a couple of underwears =P lol

[CarbonFiberSpoon]

My specs are:

Pentium 4 3GHz

2000Mb RAM

Nividia GeForce 8600GTS 254mb

Windows XP Pro

It only sees this good, cause it's rendered, the actual gameplay for me is just 10-15 fps.. In the underground subway i get up to 33fps tho xd

[SantaClausHell]

Nice. I have:

AMD 3200+

2.5gb ram

ATI HD3650

win XP home ='(

Tho i will have to delete whatever i have in the HD... i saw in systemrequrementslab that it takes 16GB =S i only have 14gb free! lol

I'll definatly ask for it as xmas present =P (the game, not 2GB spare space)