Ellen's Monologue about Texting - 2009-May-13

[shemo1981]

this is like the 10th time i watch this monologue and each time i laugh sooo hard.....love her sooo much....she is sooo funny

[darkred01]

that judging mhm after "do you know sexting?" - i like sooo much

[TIMxVDxSTEEN]

Once i tried to type Kermis (Dutch for Carnaval) and it says Lesbians... (in dutch)

[SquireOnTheFire1]

Ellen can put you in a good mood no matter how upset you are :D

[PiNkAlwAysZ]

HAHAHA! she is so funny

[SammmeeBee]

PDTPAD!

[RachandBrit2009]

I dont know how to do a smiley face, so I write smiley face, but by that time I was sad.

Lmao :D

[ech2401]

shes so hilarious ahah :P

[sweetkitoboy]

i love ellen. she's like 50 and laughs really makes you healty! I love her

[12downtown23]

prettty much every comment she says is friggen awesome...shes amazing...n love how 5 of the last 8 or so comments on this video were about loving a different comment ellen said...jus goes to show all her jokes are amazing...

[soulshaker205]

She kills me everytime!

[FerraTiKarynaNeil]

"Do you know what 'sexting' is? Mmmh, shame on you."

lol.

[jadeypie53]

omg i love that bowtie!!! lol

[SexyA97]

put down that phone and dance lol

[Edvillla09]

"you end up googling each other" lol

[CelineDionFan4life]

LMFAOO :) I'd love to get a text message from her :P *smiley face* LOLL!!! :p

[SaraLevin]

LOL!

"I want a massacre"

XD

[ayuliinivaan]

It's so cute that Portia is trying to teach her :D but after all she is 15 years younger than Ellen so maybe that's why she knows better these things :D