Bangkok Dangerous | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[TheBriansDenn]

you guys would love the college humor skit they did on cage and his movie choices. I laughed so hard.

[Advent3546]

Don't fall in rove!

[ilikethecoke]

Is Co-Host ever going to get his own Rating Card?

[ilikethecoke]

23 people didn't feed the hooker.

[rentman1995]

Every-one knows Nicolas Cage is Hippocratic .

[piplup2009]

this review is hilarious

the only good nicholas cage films are the national treasure films...that's it

[TheCrazedLorry98]

OMG this video made me laugh more than any video i hae ever seen on youtube my lungs actually hurt! I really dont like the roles that nicholas cage chooses (apart from kickass) and the treasure hunter film thingys are just sooo shitty. Great job on this vid!

[CaptCamping]

He is acting on these movies to pay his taxes

[freshk71]

lmao nick cage impersonation

[devilshomie]

I'd want Nicholas Cage to play a character that atcually had some emotions and feelings

[ARX78]

@devilshomie go watch him leave Las Vegas.

[theonewhowillprosper]

this review was one of the funnier ones

[blaqwillow23]

That robot is hilarious!!!

[spillcom]

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[alifelesscritic]

"dont fall in rowe"

[k9feces]

I couldn't make it to the ending

[Daniel91LC]

That great aspect of terrible movies is they always give plenty of material for hilarious reviews.

[ArchynJohnny]

FUCK THE CAGE, BITCH

[nucleardeath07]

I always make sure that I feed my hooker

[krisj827]

Funniest reviews ever!!!!

[urbangekko]

I actually liked this movie. The kill scenes were pretty good and the direction wasn't too bad. I didn't mind the ending, but I absolutely loved the soundtrack by Brian Tyler. Still, I agree with Korey, Cage wasn't that great. I give it a high Rental

[ZMW9]

aways look both ways b4 crossing the street XD

[Kethizzle]

don't farr in ruv..

[krisj827]

funniest review ever!!!

[OZORxORON]

Take out Co Host 3000, that is all.

[angelahopstaken]

Nicolas Cage is fucking cute! I love him... I want him!

[BobThePatriot]

just saw this movie for the first time, was very mediocre at best but the Asian strippers made up for it

[KBSKvideos]

cohost3000 is lame

[Mattman003]

I think he did this movie as a personal favor to someone he owed...It's the ONLY explanation aside from not reading the script. It was shit poor terrible.

[SonOfATurban]

they should review team america, love to see what they would say.

[ulf123456]

"number of dislikes" people disliked the fact that the review ended

[Posmeallie]

Nicholas Cage movies TO see: 1) Leaving Las Vegas 2) Kick-Ass 3) Face/Off 4) The Rock 5) Bringing Out The Dead 6) Raising Arizona 7) Matchstick Men 8) Lord of War 9) Fast TImes At Ridgemont High 10) Moonstruck 11) Honeymoon In Vegas 12) Bad Lieutenant: Port Call- New Orleans 13) Con Air Nicholas Cage movies NOT to see 1) Knowing 2) Bangkok Dangerous 3) The Sorcerer's Apprentice 4) Next 5) Grindhouse 6) The Wicker Man 7) Ghost Rider 8) Snake Eyes 9) 8MM

[ivenstorm]

@Posmeallie well you have to see the wicker man at least once to see how bad it is, i mean nick cage in a bear suit

[FlyingGold]

@Posmeallie dude Con Air should be 2 at least.

[luchadorbig]

sh sh again sh sh again

[HaggardNaggar]

I think that Nicolas Cage and Samuel L. Jackson are both just having a midlife crisis. It seems like they're making more movies than they ever have, but most of them suck...Cage's especially.

[proxistor]

Its funny how this thing didnt get my attention for more thne 10 secs,plus his haircut was his own haircut,that he wanted personaly,this tailentless bullshit morcks a very good movie

how much money do this fuckers make 2 nicoles cage? that just proves my point

[rayquezaEXD]

@proxistor i this review was better than the movie

[cstinia]

LOL this review was hilarious.

"wait...let me put on my Nicholas Cage eyes"

[notyouraveragething]

Be sure to feed the hooker

hahahaha

[clashrogers]

The original made in Thailand in '99 is a billion times better than this.

[grafleinsdorf]

I don't know why they think that Nicolas Cage should have known better. I haven't seen him in a decent Film for 10 years.

[OmgWTFize]

Some old bullshit! :P

[nong333]

Bad news for Co-host then...Nick Cage is using that exact same hair for The Sorcerer's Apprentice

[RobloxLegomania]

@nong333 But he has a beard to back it up, so its not as bad.

[sumosamurai074]

this review is fucking funny

[zgeneral161]

y in most movies he sounds like an elvis impersonator?

[bowarrful]

nicolas cage was badass in the 90s now he sucks lol.

[rmadrid10figo]

Dont far in rove...

[jamacandawn]

There's no way this thing is even going to make back its hairpiece budget.

[simplylovelyful]

Be sure to feed the hooker....LMFAO!

[georgeflacker]

Nicolas Cage looks like RoboCop - Alex Murphy

[DrewPerrier]

Does anyone know how he killed the guy in the beginning where he tases him? Someone please message me how.

[BadBoo22]

LOL they fuckin ripped this movie apart..

[1eu2tu]

horrible movie

[TheZarknan]

That haircut(most likely a wig) really bothered me throughout the film. I couldn't help but just stare at it when he was on screen and the ending was bull crap. And one more thing I had to point out to my friends was that the title sounded like a porno.

[1997nmh]

LOLOOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL oh shit i gotta kick somebody ass hahahahhaahhahahahahah! lmfao XD epic line!

[ChirayuKhotchasanee]

omg is that penthor from the Thai show that i love and respect like bang-luck soy 9

[DontFaketHaFuNK]

Nicolas Cage has to be on some kind of fucking drug cause he's a good actor who has taken nothing but shit films just to collect a pay check.

[1madmuffin]

weird cos he was amazing as the psycho evil guy in face off but he was really wooden in this

[stawg007]

this movie was terrible

[lostlover4815]

lol but i loved the movie but u guys are so hilarious

[Chnswdchldrn]

dont faw in ruuuuv );

[ImaginaryLegion]

I loved the movie

[namtar223]

cage sucks always in every movie hes in got no emotion if i was in windtalkers i woulda shot him

[pearlfigther]

so true.

[clashrogers]

@namtar223 He won an oscar in Leaving Las Vegas.

[votumseparatum1]

I like Cage in some films but you have to admit he plays different characters the EXACT SAME WAY in every instance.

[KRATOSRETURNSv2]

"decent haircut!" ROFL!

[AFitz1174]

I actually liked this movie, I thought it was good.

[clashrogers]

@AFitz1174 Wait til you watch the original Thai version.

[clashrogers]

Worst remake ever. The original had a bettr story and more emotion. The main character in the original is a deaf mute.

[dangermous1968]

the only reason cage made this crap was to take his asian wife back to asia on the studio's dime.besides cage is done ...put a fork in him!!!

[tamura808]

lmao, i still haven't seen this movie, but damn this review was hilarious. nick cage has picked some horrible movies lately, ghost rider, next, this movie, and knowing. but hopefully he gets back to his roots, can't wait to see how he does with everyone else in kick-ass.

[livvyworthen13]

LMAO RATS NEST HELL YES IT IS

[Tone202]

rental. I still love you nik

[siliconsurf]

worst fucken movie ever

[clashrogers]

@siliconsurf make that worst remake ever.

[tarntarn04]

yeah nick cage looks horrible with that hair

[simonjeste]

2:39 lol Cohost's tears are oil!

[TheMintyMuffin]

Nic Cage seems to have lost all perspective. 'Ghost Rider'...'Knowing'...THIS...he doesn't know what a good movie looks like anymore!

Thank you guys for pwning once again, Co-Host especially :-)

[Adu767]

Co-Host 3000 should have his own seperate series lol!

"NO HE DOESNT, he has a decent haircut! What are you talking about??"

"Don't fall in ruv..."

[sugreev2001]

I rented it and never watched it,then I returned it.

[avishek56]

wtf

[ILLER121]

''dooont fall in roooove'' LMAO

[togio100]

Man, I love the Co-Host 3000!

[LargeChief]

WOW your not funny!

[koreadenmarkfrance]

we need a petiton to stop nicholas cage from making peice of shit movies

[ModernDayReview88]

@koreadenmarkfrance I Agree.

[TheLunaDivider112]

There's just so much stupid stuff in this movie.

If he's trying to hide his real job from that girl, why would he shoot and kill two guys trying to mug him? And not just whipping out a gun in self defense, the guys were on the ground and Cage stands over them and shoots them...the girlfriend sees and he acts surprised.

[PaulyCatz82]

nicolas cage has to do these movies...he owes the IRS millions, so thus, he phones these things in...gotta pay off the man.

[TheLunaDivider112]

That honestly must be it, I mean he'll star in any movie for a buck.

[baronvg]

Decent Haircut! Hahahahaha!

[kjackson2k1]

LOL "fall in ruv" LOL again

[hentia2]

Nicholas Cage is like Zoolander, he has just one look.

[UberNoodleX]

Watch the original. It is so much better.

[KNIGHTMAREMANIAC]

the ending was original and tragic too

[irieblue101]

the ending was sooo bad. worst movie ever made

[Teixeirapictures]

Its like, the film was planning something or building up to a big ending and what do we get? Cage blows his brains out.

I waited 99 muntes for that! THATS BULLSHIT!

[clashrogers]

@Teixeirapictures That happened in the original but it's more emotionala nd kinda taerjearking. Go see the original, it's a hundred times better than this.

[Teixeirapictures]

@clashrogers. okay ill check that out

[anuca2]

didn't the original come out in 1999? Why the hell would they do a prequel so recent?

[UberNoodleX]

You mean remake?

[anuca2]

yeah, my bad.

[warriorknight2000]

I like Nick Cage but c'mon, this movie sucked bad. When I was watching it, it was like watching a bad remake of Wanted. Some ol' Bulls**t.

[greyfox129]

These guys are the best movie reviewers ever forget wether you disagree with them you just laugh with them.

"Practice what you preach you son of a bitch" "don't forget to feed the hooker" They're a riot.

[TheZarknan]

I fucking hated the ending it was soo fucking stupid imean i knew he had to kill the guy but c'mon!

[Muscari]

I still don't get why Nicholas Cage keeps getting roles. He's sucked in bascially every film in the last decade.

[enisijzer]

It really is kind of strange. He can be so good when given good material. It's too bad that he's always in shitty movies like this one. The best I've seen him in was Lord of War. That was a great movie.

[HBSnaruto20]

I hope Nicholas Cage doesnt f up his role in the kick ass movie coming up

[breedlove94]

he looks kinda like gene simmons

[joe16730]

cage was not great, but the action and story gave me some reason to watch more of it, i give it a rental.

[Xzystins]

In the blink of an eye, it's training time!

Lol I love this review...

[cutelilldeadgirl]

this movie makes me think or the song one night in bangkok

[stonyack]

i haven't seen this movie but this review is funny as hell

[Dantefan]

i would love to see a movie with those guys ^^

[R2R3L4]

lol, yeah this sure isn't fitting Nicholas Cage wtf. :P

[ghfyoug]

from all the reviews that Spill has done, this is the funniest. seriously. maybe because the movie itself is kinda funny in a stupid way, but really, this is the shit!

[rella87]

I fucking love this review!

[FormulaOneFan4Eva]

@rella87 i loved their impersonations of nicky cage XD

"in thish line-ah w-rr-k... you nevah do dish, you never trusht anyone..." bahaha!

[sauronbill]

Co-host is the best. He is so funny....

[AnoymonousOvation]

The Co-Host 3000 is my idol. If I ever got strapped by insane scientists into a lab, i hope they turn me into that.

[animenice]

Co-host 3000 was crying oil!!! lol!!

[BS4YU]

co-host should be in every review

[MarveIed]

Does anyone realize that this is a remake of a fairly recent Hong Kong action film? 

Some ol' bullshit.

[ronvins]

ROFL!!!

pause it at 4:28!!!

Coreys face is priceless!!!

[balrog13571]

It's not always clear what a bad Nicholas Cage film will be like, but good hint of it being a bad film is if he hasa a haircut like THAT!

[assfucker04]

loooooool , funny motherfucker , " this guy has a decent haircut , how could he remind you of yourself ? " lool , and in a blink of an eye , it's training time "again, again ..." LMAO

[DJDrew27]

Co-host 3000 is one funny mutha fucker

[Obitatis]

The movie had kind of a dull story line and the ending just made the movie completely horrible

[SeanConnery9000]

LOL. I agree, this Nicolas Cage character is a hypocrite.

[TheLunaDivider112]

Don't fall in rove!

[FmFatal3]

Wow.. i m so sorry, I put two stars instead of five. Didnt mean to though!!

[Myspacegigolo]

hey practice what you preach you son of a bitch!

[Wkkid2]

haha omg im crying right now this is some funny review!

[SuperstarAnDaboyshow]

how come this review was basically just amking fun of cage's hair

[Shanemicpre]

Lionsgate films are all shit.

[R2R3L4]

Saw is kinda good. :p

[noirmeitte]

i really love this movie. there are many negative reviews - opinions from pulp fiction (or other suck-movies) fans doesnt matter 4 me...

[LazerDude99]

what is with nicolis Cage? it is like he is avoiding Good movies and going for the action ones

[pointybarr]

just stfu flapjack lol

your hair must be worse

[tushar310]

He is too good an actor for this movie..kinda overkill.

the thing is..he shouldnt have done this movie..a mismatch for him

[demonman212]

i might be more inclined to see cage's movies if he gets a haircut

[locovivoako]

man what the hell happend i thought this movie was going to be rad??? it sucked big time man!! am i right guys??

[gladius900]

It's almost like he purposely searches for the worst possible movies to be in.

[seanisapro]

please ignore this remake version and watch the original film which is a masterpiece!... trust me!....

[robotpanda77]

Wow, the best movie review I have ever heard. Really awesome guys, I agree all the way too. Cage has made some great movies and I really was surprised at this one.

[mmafighter302]

anybody who smokes some good shit can look and act like nick cage...i actually slept through this damn movie

[germanproductions101]

This movie kicked ass but nic cage was so damn ugly xD

[Assiman]

I think cage is rather cool. He's in pretty bad movies thou :/

[clashrogers]

The original has a better script and the action scenes are awesome. And having a deaf mute assassin as a protagonist is so original. The remake isn't what I expected. Leave it and see the original.

[brian15243]

8 years ago Nicolas Cage was considered one of the best actors. Now he's just another John Claude Van Damme type. WTF happened to him?

[andenisa]

What happened to Nic Cage? He's washed up. That's what happens when you get old in Hollywood.

[brian15243]

He's not that old for an actor.  He's probably just became lazy and doesn't try anymore.

[backgroung]

funny

[devane1835]

3:49 LMFAO

[ahkjdh13]

lol i laughed so hard during this review!

[98Waffles]

I didn't think the movie was that bad it just got little drawn out in the middle

[youssefdu69]

lol bigfoot's ass hair haha

[CreateCreateYours]

idk I think it was an ok movie.

[Mailman692]

fuck nicholas cage

[AClockworkJerry]

co-host rulz

[legorocks3]

its not supposed to be comedy well its both comedy and entertainment. keep your opinions to yourself

[volstar88]

Right, the reviews are stupid but judging by the comments I can see the audience they attract is immature kids who don't want intelligent commentary. So, no problem, rock on :p

[regulator619]

@volstar88 DUde don't be dick. Wanna know what movies I liked, TDK, Inception, Shawshank redemption pulp fiction, the prestige etc.

And Spill was right on target. Watching Bangkok dangerous after this review was bearable because I could laugh at it.

Lets hear some movies that you consider to be classics. And yes I do realize your comments more than a year old.

[MasterRoyalSnow]

"If you've seen one assassin move,...its prolly better than this one."

I laughed sooo hard

[mimikoi]

I've watched this video 3 times already and downloaded the podcast just because of Co-host!! XD This is in my top "3 funniest reviews w/ Korey n' Co-host." =]

"Dont fall in 'ruuuuvvv!!"

[AvengerX13]

LOL That Asian Chick Nicolas Cage had was hot though! :P

[yudiputay]

Charlie Yeung's cute. :)

[MovieReviewsWith]

I know that the co-host, i mean, the REAL co-host is not an actual robot,can u tell us spill crew? or will it ruin things?

[SergeSCLegend]

"Be sure to feed the hooker" i was rolling on the floor lol

[mcromance1]

don't critisize cage for his role in this movie, critisize the directors for FUCKING IT UP!! i find it funny that this one sucks compared to the original, because the directors of THIS version of the movie also made the original thai version. figured this one would be better than the original, but i guess not -_-"

[Moltarthereviewer]

yep...Nicoles Cage(sorry for the spelling) hasnt come out with a good movie in forever...