The God TV Election Special

[SalemMoonlight]

Dear Cindy Jacobs, please shriek louder next time, I can still hear in my left ear.

[johanasfav]

wow sounds like that blonde chick at 1:58 had a bad acid trip

[dickyguapo]

Cindy Jacobs constantly talks as if she is standing on the wing of a aeroplane, as it is taking off, trying to make a phone call.

[wenger1972]

Lou Engle at 9:04

"will release a spirt more demonic than Islam".

Excuse me. What the hell is he talking about? Ignorant, paranoid twat.

[wenger1972]

CIndy Jacobs needs to stop drinking so much coffee. NEver heard anyone so shrill in all my life.

[wenger1972]

Since when did christianity become one with the NWO/Black Helicopter/Prison Planet nutters?

Did I miss a meeting?

[GODBLOGCOM]

listen very good to this story

[DukeofSanchez]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-chachac­hacha! Look out, here comes the train wreck!

[thegoochieguy]

christianity CANNOT be trusted with my freedom.

it is becoming synonomous with insanity.

hagee must not have been paying attention: either to what he stated, or to the last decade.

we need our intellectual resources to nourish civilisation, freedom and life.

[RNSOL]

I love Christians. They are so awesome.

In order to believe in a religion that is so in conflict with itself, it's own values, and it's followers, you have to be terribly uneducated.

They are hilarious. If they didn't have so many bombs and start so many wars, I would say lets make them into a reality show.

[joshatkins94]

"There can be visitation in the night."

Indeed, from a psychiatrist.

[on4ayl]

Christianity is becoming synonymous with insanity, and rightly so.

[WatermelonRat]

It's really scary how many religious nutjobs out there want to establish a theocracy. I personally view these people as a greater threat to the future of our nation than any other group, including the violent terrorist groups that we're fighting overseas.

It's these people who will have the most negative effect on our nation, and if they had it their way they would establish a theocracy.

[danlourenco]

Umm... the violent terrorist groups that we're fighting overseas? THEY want a theocracy. They want everyone to submit to Allah. Say what you will about the Christians and Jews, but pretty sure there have not been mass beheadings for those who reject their religion.

[WatermelonRat]

Correct, they also want a theocracy, and I also oppose them. Of course, they are unorganized, poorly equipped, are already recognized as a threat by the west, and have virtually no hope of actually succeeding in their goal. Christian fundamentalists however are highly organized, well-funded, not often recognized as a threat to democracy, and actively work to create government and laws based on religion. They may not be as violent, but they're just as dangerous as islamic fundamenists.

[rhiannonator]

Ummm, I think they were called "The Crusades".

[xwinoxrhinox]

"california will release a spirit more demonic than Islam!"

....wooooow.....

[divine137]

We should elect Rev Harry Jackson as Alan Keyes VP. If Christians don't rise up and fight for their freedoms and the INALIENABLE rights that our Constitution swore to protect and the moral character of our leaders being ignored which Constitution said is SELF EVIDENT...we are done!

[lostinthelandoflies]

What drugs are these people on? I wish I had some... ;-)

[ImYouFromTheFuture]

My God what foolish self-righteous twits.

[divine137]

Are u nuts??? U are the problem. You are the very reason why this nation is in trouble! You take your ignoramous head out of the sand...

[ak981260]

Where does God TV find all of these self-righteous pillocks? You know, I'm no Christian, but I'm pretty sure the Bible says not to 'let your right hand see what your left hand is doing,' rather than broadcasting your fundamentalist bullshit across the airwaves.

[divine137]

YOU are the self righteous BIGOT to make such a statement. They are the HUMBLE and COURAGEOUS "BRAVE" that our founding fathers talked about. They love America, YOU HATE IT!

[ak981260]

Well divine137, to be honest, I quite like the USA, even though I don't actually have any reason to on account of the fact that I don't live there. And anyway, I thought Thomas Jefferson was atheist?.

[vinzo11]

these people are criminals. pat robertson make pact with south african mafia for diamondes. we dont need a theological degreee for understand they are fascist , nationalistic ,phariseac, materialistic pagan...in a word anti-christian. only with words are christians.

[airplanespaceship]

We are in alot of trouble. king obama is the antichrist. There is going to be a bloody civi war in America. Ideolgy Vs. Ideology. Capitalism Vs. Comunism. Good Vs. Evil. I for one, know what side I'm on . What side are you on? There is an old saying that the fish smells from he head down. You have to cut the fishes head off. obama is the fishes head. obam mus t be removed or eliminated.

[poson26]

Yes, and you're just as sick as these fucktards!

[divine137]

U r da self-righteous sicko fucktard BIGOT! CHristians dont rely on THEIR righteousness, but Jesus' RIGHTEOUSNESS. THey are the complete OPPOSITE of self-righteousness, YOU are a BIGOT and SELF-RIGHTEOUS HATER.  You need to be arrested and put away for life. You are dangerous to society.

[poson26]

Look you little ignorant Christian-fucktard, I'm not the one who's being a bigot here, YOU ARE. But frankly, I'd never say Christians like you should be locked up. Unless of course, you ass-rape little boys, like a lot of other Christians do.

[SourceCode2006]

It's a Russian saying of "The Fish Rots from the Head".

Also I know what side I'm on and its the opposite of whatever a nutter like you is on.

[Xerxes115]

If there is a war coming it's because of fascists and pieces of shit like you.

[dontlistentomeimmute]

politics and religion = chaos.

[donkuss]

I have been a christian for 45 years. These people are an embarrasment to me.

[rebouel]

I agree. I have been a Christian for 27 years and these people are doing harm to Christianity.

[taybaxter]

Nutjobs

[xvermillionxtearsx]

Yet again, an entire 10 minutes of Christian programming and the only point they got across was -- "Pray."

It's quite pathetic, really. No arguments, no rationality.

What else to expect from Christianity?

It's a stupid religion that should have died out with the wake of science. :)

[JKeats82]

Whoops! I mean't to thumbs up this, let it be known!

[MrXfromPlanetX]

The multinational corporations really are pushing for a one world government. Walter Cronkite said he thought it would bring world peace, but I believe they (the corporatocricy) had Cronkite snowed

mrxfromplanetx(.)com/walter-cr­onkite-global-governance-award

People need to look at what the WTO, IMF and World Bank do to 3rd world countries, and think of whether you want these people in power because that's who will have the power

mrxfromplanetx(.)com/new-ruler­s-world

[cpenter]

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.- Edmund Burke

Information challenged?

Re: Esther fasts, dehydration affects the brain quite significantly, think about it if there is still time.

[theloniusacrow]

"The Lord gave me a vision."

Honey, that's called a nightmare due to your obsession with your religion

Oh,and we're supposed to pray. Hear that, everyone? PRAY!! PRAY! Don't eat, don't sleep, don't take care of your kids, just PRAY. PRAY TO BE SAVED FROM US EVIL, EVIL GAY PEOPLE!

-sighs- I prayed for Obama to win. HAHA.

[sdquest]

Good to know the World isn't out of Crazies.

[MuscleMaxZ1]

nothing fails like prayer!!! LOL

[ledwalrus]

Thanks for all of your great videos! It's nice to see video clips like these without overblown and biased commentary (aside from the selective editing).

Let these ignorant blowhards bury themselves with their own words!

[depfox]

I guess you guys lost the election. Thank you GOD for letting Obama get elected.

[tracer740]

Holy shit! At 8:18 Lou Engle says "here in California...", (!!!) Am I to understand that they were able to fill that stadium, with that many gullible and irrational people, ... in the state of California? What has our nation come to?

[tracer740]

Do these miscreant evangelists and missionaries enjoy tax-exempt status on their revenue? Anyone know? Aside from that question, how could these human beings be so brainwashed and unrealistically superstitious?

[jwazzz]

Pure insanity - these are the fools who will flock to back Sarah Palin in 2012. I can't wait to spank them one more time.

[onemanband1963]

The evangelical leaders seem to act in the manner of a tyrannical dictator, who knows that nothing mobilizes the masses quite like a common foe.

[Noorvik]

Re: The Question, "are all Xtians batshit crazy?" Yes.

One has to be batshit crazy to suspend all rational thought to believe in talking snakes, virgin births, brontosauruses on Noahs Ark, fishes to loaves, parting seas, walking on water, 'miracles', and a mass murdering psychopath 'God' boogeyman in the clouds.

Screaming, bonkers, batshit crazy.

These people are dangerously insane.... and we've had 8 years of Bush and all the destruction he caused to prove it.

[poson26]

Yes but..you have to remember, the world is only 6000 years old, Noah didn't pack them on his ark, because, "satin" tricked them, and they just got to fat too fit.

Yes this is bat-fucking shit crazy, and retarded too.

Keep up the good work!

Peace.

[u2beandme]

where were these so called "Christians" when slavery was legal in United States?

Where were these sanctimonious holy people when segregation was norm of American society?

[drstench]

Your god heard your prayers - Obama WON! Christianity is such a fucking sick cult. These people are stronger than we think and we've all got to get organized to stop their next assault. Seriously, do you want these fucks running government ever again? The first thing you can do is to check out the Point of Inquiry podcast for some "reality-driven" secular humanist commentary. It's amazing. Then get out there and do something, not just wait to vote!

[JewishSlater]

lol!

[thomsgolstch]

are all christians bat-shit crazy or just these folks on the vids?

[Neville6000]

No, just most of these idiots. I wish that faster-than-light space travel really existed, so that these Christofascists could fuck each other up the ass in peace on World X of System Y.

[Jen5en]

It's not just Christians... not even Muslims, or religious people in general. This is just an example of what absence of education can lead to; people's value systems getting fucked up. An atheist racist is no more rational than a 700 Club member.

[gafejorge1]

whatever you people are smokin i dont want any of it you fuckers are nuts

[buff114]

"The Church is going to decide this election; we will decide this election whether we vote or we dont vote...The only thing required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing!"

Is it written in the bible for Christians to be hopelessly contradictory? Or is it part of their DNA???

(Sorry the other looked confusing to read...stupid "" dont like to copy and paste over)

[buff114]

The Church is going to decide this election; we will decide this election whether we vote or we dont voteThe only thing required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing! Is it written in the bible for Christians to be hopelessly contradictory? Or is it part of their DNA???

[krakenwave]

Who's the blubbery shit-for-brains at 1.20?

[LoveAmericaStyle]

I was made for the creation of true World Peace I also was made third of the order for Absolute Justice Jane was created for many things as well Paradise is one of them. Life is a stream Oh how it flows the currents change Yet God made Janice et Jante True to water Swimming like the fish In all kinds of water

[LoveAmericaStyle]

with hope with joy into infinite ways of the rose of God my Father His perfect heavenly fragrance The Rose of God my Father That continues to heightened my eternal love An Eternal Love God et Jane et Humanity Forever I shall never let down God my Father For Jesus created Jeff Fisher et Jane Marlin Bowell Starting 2000 years ago as Gabriel et Janna

[LoveAmericaStyle]

I wandered lonely as the moon

Fluttering et dancing in the breeze.

as the stars continued to shine

et twinkle on the glorious milky way

bringing legends to life

I gazed et gazed with intriguing thought

What wealth the view to me had God my Father had brought

His art beautiful et bright in that heavenly air

Representing the rose petal which is his glorious flower of his perfect heart

[coolio91a]

THIS IS THE HOLY BIBLE WHICH TARGETS WOMEN AND SEES THEM AS INFERIOR TO MEN AND JUST GOOD FOR SEX, I AM ABSOLUTELY APPAULED NO WONDER MAJORITY OF WOMEN HAVE LEFT CHRISTIANITY AND ARE STILL LEAVING IN HUGE NUMBERS?

Genesis 3:16

To the woman he said, I will surely multiply your pain in childbearing; in pain you shall bring forth children. Your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you.

[OnlineBibleMinistry]

Christianity's transcendence of human divisions:

for in Christ Jesus you are all sons of God, through faith. For as many of you as were baptized into Christ have put on Christ. There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.

Galatians 3:26-28 (ESV)

[gllafc]

This is amazing. It's hard to believe that crackpots like this exist.

[shaepsycho]

god that womans voice is so annoying

[bissells]

Was that Roseanne Roseannadanna? LOL!

[tracer740]

Her "..voice is so annoying"??? her voice? Did you listen to what she was saying?

She says god sent her a "vision", of a gambling casino, and it was over the earth, ...etc.

Why is this woman in general population, and without supervisional guardians? Have the lunatics actually taken over this much of society?

[tracer740]

Oops! I just progressed further into this cultist fiasco and witnessed the woman you were referring to, the one resembling Rosannadannadanna. This harpy is too difficult to follow due to sensory overload...

[clearvision12]

In terms of posts, this has got to be the most sustained attack on the freak religious fringe I've seen on YT. 3 cheers for sanity!

As for the witless buggers on the clip, they prove the old adage true: With friends like these, who needs enemies? This 10-minute ode to lunacy should be required viewing for all. I'll be sending it to as many people as possible.

Dear god, whoever thou ist, please, I beseech you, keep your followers away from me & my children! Thank you.

[dwalker1728]

Fasts? I'm all for Christian fasting to be closer to God. Fasting for Lou Engle on the other hand... well... you know what they say about lack of nutrients and mind control.

[Jomomusik]

Am a born again christian..and for more than 15 yrs and I was praying for Obama; and WE WON. Thank U

[bonncaruso]

I watch hypocrisy like this and wonder how the species homo sapiens ever made it this far...

[clearvision12]

The Two-headed Hydra known as the Alec Twins is enough to make sane people squirm in their seats & recoil in horror! On the other hand they are repulsively amusing & certainly worth the price of admission. Their supporting cast of blaspheming comedians brings up the rear! Praise the Lord! Sorry, I'm getting carried away by it all! What I meant to say is: Fuck the Lord!!!!

[johnandrewwalsh]

Cindy Jacobs is a Gilda Radner character!

[clearvision12]

This is better than stand-up comedy! Absolutely hilarious! Didn't think it was possible to assemble so many lunatics in a 10-minute clip! Excellent editing job! Keep up the good work! The devil himself would be proud of you! Praise GOD aka the Galactic Orbiting Demon!

[bennett1200]

merry christmas!!

[Chiffon56]

An "Estherfest"? Is that anything like an "Octoberfest"? AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry, Sparky, but you guys didn't decide SHIT!! Either you imbeciles didn't pray hard enough, or God wanted Obama. BTW... the Lord told ME that he hates you "evildoers". He called you hypocrites, liars, and hatemongers. Oh... AND whoremongers, too. Just one more thing... who's the bitch with the short hair and the big mouth? Criminey... stifle it, Edith!!

[modernity2001]

Jesus Christ, these people are fucking nuts! America had its first (and hopefully) last true evangelical in the Oval Office and the results speak for themselves.

[GabrielGZNH]

The Church did decide this election... By putting a religious idiot like Palin up there.. Don't base your life on Religion, thats just stupidity.

[newwavewitch]

It is amazing that the Pro-Life movement has managed to hold hostage not only the moral judgment of such a large number of people, but their role in democracy as well. And based on what? Certainly not facts. How sad.

[VegasRage]

What a bunch of wack jobs! If Obama wins Robertson is afraid the economy will go into a tailspin!!

Uh Pat it did that before the election, 30 years of bad policy caused it, not the devil or any one party. In fact you can pretty much attribute it to Nixon severing the world off the gold exchange standard in 1971. Hello?

[shas1814]

He's quite right! We have seen "a dramatic victory of light over darkness"! We elected Obama! Praise the Lord!!!!! God seems to approve of the American policy of separation of Church and State. Bibles are great... in church. America is not a church, though, it is a Nation based on the principle of "liberty and justice for ALL." God has spoken and He has chosen Obama. Obey your Bibles and support him!

[whitandwill]

Oops! Guess they didn't pray enough! LOL!

Looks like God (and the majority of American voters) wanted Obama to win :-)

[whoo689]

As Bill Clinton said to a 9/11 Truther, "We've heard enough of you. You go away now." Americans don't give a shit, you hateful, intolerant jackasses!  The Religious Right is slowly but surely dying. They elected Obama, even with all your shitty campaigning for "life" and "marriage".

[WellConditioned]

LOL! Fuck you cuntstianites.

Pray baby jeebus, you fucking assholes, along with the collapse of everything you've promoted you god assholes!

[chicagogemini007]

I think all these women on Christian TV need to read 1 Timothy 2:11-12. "Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet." Guess this is just another of their selective readings?

[Rnieves27]

Does Lou Engle play Uncle Leo on Seinfeld?

[jazmundln]

The American people saw what happens when the church (NOT GOD) highjacks faith, kidnaps a political party at gun point, and tries to commandeer American free will. The RNC allowed itself to be held hostage by Fundamentalist for many years and that same party failed America. Thank God, America rejected these right wing radicals. The church is a vessel of God to teach his word not pervert it for their own gain. God not man has the final say. America is not a Church State it is a free state.

WWJD

[rhabdoviridae]

Looks like God spoke on Nov. 4th and the decision is clear. He doesn't want Republicans running the country into the ground anymore. That's why they got their collective asses stomped! Fucking STOMPED!!! Deal with that you religiously insane hayseeds!

[kombort]

screw god and all his weak sheep! hail satan!

[kcp12304]

the founding fathers are rolling in thier graves

they belived religion was a private matter between thier creator and the individual

[TORLBC]

Look you fuckin right wing religious right nutjobs. Thank god im not in your club. I'm pro-choice bitch! suck on that. Gay is not a disease. Abortion is a CHOICE not a requirement. Stupid fundamental Christians. I need my California again. Damn texas.

[Patorr6]

does anyone know what the fuck Jill Austin was talking about for a minute? i couldnt figure any of that looniness out

[acehighpat]

Always night to see Lou Engle, Pat Robertson and Devil Demon Dobson make fools of themselves.

[acehighpat]

oops, meant "nice"

[Oceanfloats]

These people are nuts! Absolutely nuts!!!

[Jcutta1113]

vote on abortion, same sex marriage, homosexuality, and porno yea that is so much more important then the econonmy the war and the shitting on the constitution

[yourfriendanneighbor]

But there's nothing in the 6,000 year old book about the economy, the war, and especially about the shitting on the constitution, man.

Surely, the founding fathers intended this country to be a theocracy where law is based entirely on a specific religion just because they're in the minority, right?

[topologyrob]

Hopefully our kids will look back on this with nothing but bemused astonishment that people actually believed this way in the early 21st Century.

[macjule12]

ass monkeys

[manny4life]

...and religion has never been a source for evil in the world?? (Salem Witch Trials, Crusades, Inquisition, etc.) I love how people buy into this crap instead of personally trying to find truth/God on their own.

[PhatTimmyT]

I am an evangelical christian and very active of my faith...I am ashamed that this is what people see as the face of Jesus. BTW I voted for Obama...and donated to his campaign.

[bobbyusbombs]

what a bunch of MORONS! Jesus nuts suck...thank Dog they didn't win....

[syraneko]

crazy fanatics...

[Usernameopolis2]

Obama won lol

[trochek]

The American Taliban speaks. These people are SCARY. You can expect to see some terrorists coming out of their Madrasas in the future.

[BillyBobNeck]

i got the whole in on VHS and i'm keeping it and passing it down to my kids and their kids! it's that inspiring!

[kaizersolze]

Wow! Religious nuts come in all colors! Seriously, these people are fanatics. Too bad they are allowed to vote.

[GodLessRant]

Religion is poison for the mind

[lawyerjim]

I remember a commercial stating that if Obama wins, that means allah is stronger than god. I guess we now have our answer. Fortunately, there is no god and there is no allah.

But if there was a god, I would thank him for Obama's election.

[Scentless]

We might have won this round, bu we still have work to do. The crazies are still out there, and will do their best to scare up a few house and senate seats, and pass anti-gay amendments.

[iremon]

There's no Insanity like Religious Insanity.

There's no Bullshit like Religious Bullshit.

[whisperelmwood]

scary SCARY people

[AstinusLorac]

It is because of these people... I fear for humanity still.

[WellConditioned]

Freaks, every single one of them!

FREAKS!

[shaulhol]

horribly stupid people...

obama won, and that's a great thing.

there is no god!!! stop worrying about it.

[on4ayl]

If there is a god, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank it, for electing Barack Obama, and granting us a victory of light over the darkness of these people's brainwashed minds. hehe

[mhirtes12]

Stupid Christians.

God created Obama for a reason. Now you found out why.

[FHB71]

One could see this as "proof" that praying to an invisible friend does not work. Lol.

[takayuki88]

HAHAHA!!

Obama and all the Christians that voted for him won.... HA, I guess God favors those Christians ^___^

[L0vethehater]

I guess God doesn't really give a shit about these peoples prayers... Obama won bitches.

[nlytend1]

yeaaaaa!!!!! motherfucker. i was just thinking the same thing last night, lol.

[nlytend1]

the one thing i notice about these christian conservatives is the need to reinforce their beliefs in the bible. when someone goes against how marriage is defined in the bible for example, it opens the door for questioning the validity of their belief. so when someone does something that goes against their beliefs, it makes it seem less important. evidently, they don't want to lose that importance.

[zosky7]

yeah, except that most of them have already gone against one or more teachings of the bible because it doesn't favor them. Who kills their children anymore for disobedience? Who abstains from shellfish? This is why religious beliefs are not benign and personal. There is nothing moral about the basis of those beliefs. It is a selfish, solpistic set of beliefs. It is me me me against the outside group. That is really the crime of religion

[nlytend1]

i agree.

[Kroque]

why in the hell this morons talk in the name og "God"

[laughinacorner]

hhahhaaa....mystics...

[zeroarmy69]

Not yet. They need to just Write in GOD. Make him the president!

[zombiechaddy]

Do these mystics realize that their reign is over?