Real Life Sorting Hat

[fadechicobuarque1989]

just like I remembre

[ryanclemons1]

put's on Sorting hat"likes video games and D&D and what is this......O God this guy likes MLPFIM there is only one place for you.BRONY!

[HardRock2Day]

So would I be the smart guy that's friends with everybody...?

[killerx10001]

is that the kid from modern family?

[TheWhatMASTER]

y no drug ppls

[eclecomte2]

@TheWhatMASTER he said burnout

[ponyboylover74]

The way he says "shove it nerd" at the very end always gets me.. xD

[DarthZeww]

This is stupid, why we can't all get along Ill never know.

[TeamPeeta13]

I almost wish the hat was real. Ya know, just so everyone could skip the awkward part of leaving old friends and finding where you belong...

[onelifelefttodie]

Anyone else get the "creepy look" vibe from 1:24 ?

[DuFFmAN4323]

Anyone else think that he was about to say something about a cock at the end?

[LuigiMario112]

Oh gawd. He had to mention Lord Of The Flies...........I fucking hate that piece of shit book.

Awesome vid though :)

[little0sam]

This video makes fun of nerds but i bet most of the people who watched this are nerds :P

[MjGaloreHour]

Lmfao

[MineMurphydog]

Ah... the life of nerdom, feels good!

[Robzo500]

Check my video out thanks!!



[mightymanzan]

his microphone is a flashlight...

[fuzzybuzzy47]

just... one... more... video!!!!!!!!

[madpivoter]

im not a nerd im a geek theres a difference i get all geeky bout things

[SuspenseSmith]

It's a nerd's world out there nowadays. Where do you think YouTube came from?

[nickkraw1]

But I like being a nerd!

[LucasVlogsTheWorld]

The facebook bit always gets me

[Werefoofle]

I thought he was gonna say living hell while he was singing

[Hopeofmen]

Nerds...one day we shall conquer.

[DCTriv]

Nerd's the way to go. In it for the long run.

[cookietacos]

Lol that kid is a dick...

[MrDinoeggs]

There's a troll..... in the audience

[MidnightPrince13]

Unfortunately....that is so true about jocks........ they're only good to look at when they go through high school and college.... then they end up being fat taxi drivers...

[markisonlin3]

Being a nerd is the best.

[brazilman14]

Obama2012

[Pollac935]

@TheVirusCrisis Oh my God, the fact that you just made that joke is so unbelievably hypocritical...

[Kriskazam]

:(

[xLUCYxINxTHExSKYx]

me = band geek

[CrustMuffin823]

Tiny mic -_-

[letitbeknown840]

Nerds.... be nice to them. Cause if your not, in 10 years they will have no problem telling your wife about all those porn sites that crashed your laptop.

[idokier]

@letitbeknown840 jocks don't have wifes. they just bang yours.

[Theracob]

@letitbeknown840 i think they will have no problem firing you other than fixing your laptop

[cybroxis]

@letitbeknown840 Or just stealing your wife for themselves with their money :P

[ChartreuseDan]

@cybroxis eh. most of the people with the six-figure jobs are the d-bags who excel in the boardroom :? the seven figure guys are mostly clever bastards and bankers still take a hefty pay-cheque but I predict some reduction in the amount of investment banker jobs available in the forseeable future and seven-figure ideas are few and far between

[ThePeacefulAtheistt]

@letitbeknown840 the problem with this comment is that you assume that all women don't want that their partners looking at porn, what is not true

[PopeMaggiethe5th]

They left out the bandies. I was in that one in high school.

[TheDirtymonkey678]

people call me a nerd, i found this funny

[Sckenzie]

824 people were nerds

[liam101ify]

Hey ermmm ezioaltair how did you type that if you have cut off your arms?

[EzioAltair2211]

@liam101ify I still have feet.

[spiz816]

Devonbequiet fits into the "stuckup daddy's girls" group. Fact.

[surferchick198]

its sad but its true....

[coolcustard4]

@RealLifeSortingHat F**k you

[m00nGeek]

@coolcustard4 You're a Nerd.

[coolcustard4]

@RealLifeSortingHat F*ck you

[luvWeaslys]

... Interesting...

[devinbequiet]

I'm a total weirdo. I love science, I love mermaids and magic, I'm a kickass soccer player with a mean grunt, I've been in every single play at my school and the lead in half of those, am the lead singer in the school's band, my boyfriend is two and a half years older than me and a total babe, and I speak Spanish. This is how I define myself, and there is no clique that I could ever be a part of. I am much too myself for that.

[xXLunaRavenclawXx]

Is being a theatre geek a bad thing? FML.

[xXLunaRavenclawXx]

@DoctorLazers Clique

[DoctorLazers]

@xXLunaRavenclawXx Shut up.

[jackiecrane57]

aaaand.. i was the burnout.. lol.

[coolcustard4]

The hat is gay.

I would rip the hat to f*cking pieces if it told me I'm a nerd. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[RealLifeSortingHat]

@coolcustard4 You're a nerd.

[OMFGDmanrules]

I'm not sure whether i'd rather be a successful geek with a shit school life or an unseccussful jock with an awesome school life. (Not that I have the choice though)

[aznmnky48]

That is so fucked up!

[iSour101]

We live in a world where smart people are nerds, and stupid people are cool. Fuck The World!

[tomcent5]

im a drifter

[magicaIpineapple]

@tomcent5

~brofist~

[LastRagingLight12321]

These social cliques unfortunately also mess up the dating game from middle school to college

[wolfgang169]

what are you retards talking about? nerds wouldnt be on youtube. they would be doing homework.

[MrHaxx1]

@wolfgang169 What if they finished it?

[PariahTenshi]

@wolfgang169 nah bro cuz nerds totally didn't make youtube, right?

[soulsistah102]

I'm a nerd but i definitely still get laid :p

[SuperHipsterCat]

Stoner :3

[coolman02468]

I was waiting for them to put it on one of the girls head and it call out: Whore!

[Mastermindpanda]

I just realised you can see the puppeteers arm!

[Pollac935]

@hilbertvsmeredith I can imagine that toe a prick seeing as you're getting at someone who has openly admitted to the Internet that they are a Geek. I'm a nerd aswell and I didn't know how to spell cliques before watching this video. Bill Gates' 11th rule is 'Be nice to nerds, because you'll probably end up working for one'. You don't seem like one yourself, but I don't know any Jocks who spend time correcting grammar on a YouTube comment, so what are you, I ask?

[TheElliotVlogs]

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

[Pawzegirl]

That's messed up XD

[doddlecuddle]

Brilliant ending!

[MegaRedzed]

@Hilbertvsmeredith. You do know what they call people that judge grammer right?

[BreakwaterAvenue]

No big deal being a nerd- I mean, Amir was a giant nerd in high school. Look at him now- good looking, vaguely famous and has a fun job.

[Iminyourheadforever]

@BreakwaterAvenue Amir. <3

[soundificator]

wtf

[slovenc555]

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE TEENAGE ILLUMINATI?!

[majorityspider]

his mic is a flashlight

[sciencedance99]

........I Thought they said clits instead of clicks the first i time i watched this o-o

[LordofWar199215]

@sciencedance99 dirty mind? lol

[tristoglister]

this is terrible. and I still remember beating the shit of all my bullies back in school with an iron pipe

[JagWar1752]

1:17 how did they get the Amazing Atheist?

[TheSwaaag1]

haha im a jock nerrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddd

[sammaz1001]

long live preps lol

[DoctorLazers]

I was a Geek in highschool, I still am. Honestly clicks are just what happens when people with similar interests become friends. Yeah it can get pretty stupid sometimes but it's just the natural way of things.

[hilbertvsmeredith]

@DoctorLazers Your a loser who can't even spell clique, even though its spelled correctly right there in the description of the video.

[DoctorLazers]

@hilbertvsmeredith Ya know you could have posted something expressing your own opinion on the video. Instead you chose to correct my spelling and mock me. You're a douche.

[lipeza3]

@hilbertvsmeredith you're*

[checksandlines]

@DoctorLazers cliques not clicks :)

[DoctorLazers]

@checksandlines My mistake.

[sladikk]

@DoctorLazers As a nerd, I'm surprised you spelled cliques wrong.

[DoctorLazers]

@sladikk Everyone makes mistakes.

[kmalters1]

@sladikk ha ha

[myusernameisluc]

@DoctorLazers

Shut it NERD!

[DoctorLazers]

@myusernameisluc Not in the face!

[privateapple7]

@DoctorLazers Its spelled cliques...

[DoctorLazers]

@privateapple7 My mistake.

[supermarble94]

@DoctorLazers Isn't the word you're looking for "cliques?"

[DoctorLazers]

@supermarble94 Do you really think you're the only one who noticed this? Twenty freakin' people have called me on this little error, I don't care anymore.

[TheVirusCrisis]

@DoctorLazers Cliques*

[DoctorLazers]

@TheVirusCrisis I am really fucking tired of people correcting me on this. I made a typo, I've received twenty or so comments calling me on it. I don't give a flying fuck anymore.

[TheVirusCrisis]

@DoctorLazers Pssh, nerd. Too long. Did not read.

[DoctorLazers]

@TheVirusCrisis Cliff Notes: My mistake, heard this before, fuck off.

[TheVirusCrisis]

@DoctorLazers Can you repeat that in Klingon?

[nerdypreppyemo]

I wonder where I would be?

[SuperZac8]

I died slightly inside watching this.

But then, in Harry Potter, that really is what all the houses are...

[bizzyboo1KGS]

Loving the sorting hat. Harry Potters Awesome!!!

[ToastHasHost]

@MrKguy97 Yea because junior high / highschool love is 4ever bro,

[pAINtbAllingfrANk]

Lol u cant rly be popular at my 4000 student school u chill with friends and if ur sociable u might have more

[BoboConan]

So wish I couldnt see the arm D:

[cr3916jkd2]

Jockstrap fits me better ;)

[Reaper7437]

I don't know what i am... I've done boxing for 6 years, i'm 4th form but i've beat on some 7th formers... But i have braces, wear glasses, love maths and physics and all my mates call me a hybrid jock/nerd lol

[Connectification1993]

The truth always hurts

[MrKguy97]

nerd and proud. we're the ones smart enough not to date random sluts every other week

[ToastHasHost]

@MrKguy97 But those people date random sluts every other week get laid every other week.

[MrKguy97]

@ToastHasHost they get laid to whores though

[MrKguy97]

@ToastHasHost if your life goal to get laid or to get loved?

[Aresman70]

Nerd and proud of it! DFTBA!

[steopsucks]

@Aresman70 have you seen my glases?

[BoboConan]

@Aresman70 thanks! thats my new acronym ;)

[Aresman70]

@BoboConan it's not an acronym, it's an initialism. Acronyms are pronounceable.

[TehHappyFox]

@Aresman70 Shove it, nerd!

[ThatShadyMexican]

@Aresman70 No you dont forget to be awesome

[LoganBlackP]

@Aresman70 Shut up nerd!!!

[chrisljohnson92]

Being a jock is only cool in high school.

[someguy724]

i was just there in MS and HS

[EZL80]

Lolol, nice Lord of the Flies reference.

[ZNAgac]

you can see the arm 0:25

[ScorpionGrasshopper]

I really loved the Lord of the Flies joke.

[Meiznot4yrzold]

I'm offensive and I find this american.

[TheChelsmonkey]

the main kid actually looks like Harry potter and the nerd one he was sitting with is ron

[enjoyTHC]

@TheChelsmonkey U don't say?!? :o

[smosh1963]

1:58 as if kids are supposed to have sex in highschool, or college for that matter!

[GloriousGazelle]

@smosh1963 what? didn't you?

[Xdeser1]

honesty, I think I was the only one in my high school without a "clique" I honestly rolled with people from all over

[utopistmsoc]

Why this does not happen in South America? We generally hang out together, even people that do not like each other too much. Jocks vs Nerds is an American thing.

[Salocinist]

@utopistmsoc This does happen...there´s just more chance to get a foot in your ass if you pick on nerds...

[UndesputedLoser]

lord of the flies was a good book

[maanavlink]

the ad was a screamer. WTF

[Impulse94z]

Is it fucked that i reckon that chick will actually turn out to be hot?

[tiBbLeX]

@Impulse94z Yes, you're a fuckin pedo!

[Impulse94z]

@tiBbLeX Well to be fair i'm not 18.... and besides Paedophilia is a mental condition where someone can't help but have sexual attractions to children...That is not what i just said

[wlfie0102]

"I'm on facebook"

LMAO

[happygolucky11211211]

I am a nerd and i am proud to be a troll

[cordawg89]

this video freaks me out a bit

[MrEnthusiasticish]

@onelazynoob15 i would argue and say u just called yourself a nerd but then i would be considered unintelligent

[onelazynoob15]

Nerds are the cool ones; they think we can't hang out with all the other people, but the reality is we just prefer not to. We do not enjoy lingering with those of lower intelligence; they'll just drag us down.

[waterdragon1908]

@onelazynoob15 Pretty much, lol. Although I really dont care how smart they are, I care about how good of a person they are.

[Faceboken]

pedohat

[TheMajesticKit]

according to this i'm a burnout

[TheEloeo]

I feel bad for people who go to American schools.

[pandaaghost]

@TheEloeo its the same in ALL countries, maybe not labelled like 'jock' or whatever, but popular kids v nerds etc. happens everywhere.

[TheEloeo]

There's segregation in all schools, that's true. But I never experienced it like that. I guess It's cause I never went to a big school with lots of students (In larger groups there is clearer separation). Still, I think it's a cultural thing. There are communities where people are very friendly and social, and don't discriminate others.

[phantomfangurl]

@TheEloeo Wait... Do you mean to say they're are high schools without cliques? O_O

[TheEloeo]

@phantomfangurl I dunno, I haven't been to all schools in the world. I'm currently going to "high school" and I don't see it happening here to be honest. Maybe it's cause it's a small school, but people just aren't divided into groups like that, at least in my grade. There is no group of discriminated "nerds" or a group of very "popular" kids you can't hang out with.

[phantomfangurl]

@TheEloeo Yeah, I go to a really large school with 2000 students, and there is a definite difference between 'nerds' and 'popular kids' and then there is also the unusual 'smart, popular kids' group. But for the most part everyone sticks with their own crowd.

[ShadowNinjaJohnson]

@phantomfangurl proud to be part of "those kids that have 2 (me +1) smart friends that do all their homework, but then the other 10 or so either talk about video games or their girlfriends." Most do not believe in such a group, yet it exists. We get good grades, yet manage to keep very social lives. We play video games and are not the world's greatest sports players, yet any kid that starts pushing us around in the hallway gets more than they bargained for. long live the nerjoeeks!

[backpack450]

@TheEloeo

I go to a small school, 100 students in my class. Clicks are pretty bad, but for the most part people don't mind.

[tristan9811]

@TheEloeo dont be its nothing like that im a great athlete and i get in fights all the time cuase im also a nerd while i know nerds no one messes with

[minecraftmac7]

@TheEloeo I go to American schools.

[MrMistery101]

@minecraftmac7 That explains it.

[ScorpionGrasshopper]

@TheEloeo

I'm glad someone does. xD

[meriwetherrox]

@TheEloeo wait so do cliques not exist in other countries' schools or something?

[shongrocks1622]

@TheEloeo well i don't.

[BoboConan]

@TheEloeo thanks man. i cant tell you how much that means to me. "When did the war of 1812 happen again?" it gets suicidal sometimes-____-

[Arjahn767]

@TheEloeo Meh, they're all idiots. Myself unfortunately included :/

[Zeemis]

@TheEloeo Like kids don't hang out together in first and second world countries and make fun of each other. Get off your high-horse good sir.

[XXXcmanslayerXXX]

@TheEloeo I'm true and I find that Americain.