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  • Lool, haha, omg i speak viet-lish with my mum and dad. LOL shameee.

  • you know you're really pretty but u don't need all that make up

  • đu dây điện = điên nặng (điện = điên + .) or mát dây = mad /crazy/insane

    cái lolz gì thế = cái lồn gì thế = what the fuck

    = clgt

    đkm = địt con mẹ = địt mẹ = đụ mẹ = đéo mẹ = mother fucker

  • vãi linh hồn = vãi lồn (actually just homonym but linh hồn doesn't mean lồn , very different =)) please dont' get confused when using linh hồn alone)

    linh hồn = spirit :D

    lồn = ...

    nước lồn = pussy's water

    máu lồn = pussy's blood

  • con phò = whore

    địt , đéo = fuck

    bựa vãi lồn = sucked spilling cunt

    ngu vãi lồn = stupid spilling cunt/stupid terribly

    ngu vãi hà = stupid spiiling Hà (Vũ Hà is a very idiot singer of VN youth music)

    ngu vãi luyện = stupid spilling Luyện (Lê Văn Luyện is a terrible 18 year old murderer who killed 4 people in a family to rob fortune)

    vãi something = terribly

  • I have a combo of a pensi and vagina vangga

  • 3:41 is that a person lying on your bed, in the mirror reflection?

  • what did she say at the end??? juss wondering

  • my parents have used every single one of these words to me..... damn :c

  • Are you a language teacher at school by any chance?

  • Agh! I hate that the viet languge has diffrent accents so I ( I am NOT fluent ) accidently said uncle in a lower pitch so it sounded like *****

  • You have the funniest Vietnamese accent.

  • Haha surprisingly I found this video very funny.

    Me and my gf (whose viet) always make fun of each other with viet insults, just playingly tho.

    I saw your other vids before and I was surprised to see notice you were viet

  • @xCarxMellax Here's the sad part about yourself. You're illiterate. I said you can't spell for shit. I didn't say you spelled "dumb" wrong. There's no comma. That's the difference. P.S I hope your family friend parks in the middle of your driveway. Take care, from a 17 year old chick who knows more than you do.

  • Great teach the American public how to curse in Vietnamese...great way to teach people our language

  • @0Aar0on ~ LOL, it's xin chao :p

    btw , bạn đang rất đẹp c;

  • i want you to bu cac thao ;]

  • sin chao!

  • lmao con chim

  • English only have a few curse words - Fuck, Bitch, and Nigga. :D

  • @vnohagibis more then that lol

  • Du ma cai con di me may mat day an cuc cho ngu nhu bo thui nhu heo xau nhu con meo.... Now see if English can rhyme that shit.

  • @vnohagibis hahahah good one.

  • FLYING BIRD VAGINA YEYEYAYAYA

  • me and my friends just call vagina "lo", cause it just makes way more sense since cheem has two meanings, well maybe 3 meanings cause it also means penis. Example: tang miley cyrus tit liem coo cua muy ta song di eia u trong cay "lo" bu cua muy ta.

  • So youre not "That" kind of people but you freely use the term Gay and FGT?

  • VIETCONG DONT MESS WITH US OR WE WILL SET TRAPS ON YOUR ASS!

  • thanks for this, i always wanted to know what my mom has been calling my dad, and now i know. "son of a bitch" lol

  • That was interesting, since Bosses are Vietnamese.

  • du ma

  • @kentuckyfriedm0use yesh we iz arienzzz

  • @krazajenny I look FABULOUS without makeup. I can give you a picture if you want. Or even better, you can meet me in real life and see for yourself. :) Also, chim is vag in southern dialect. Ehehehe GET IT RIGHT! :D

  • @mindofxminus Okay, I apologize for saying the comments before. I hope you accept my apology. Who else agrees with me that Chim means dick?!

  • @krazajenny Chim also means dick (but I think its more common in the north dialect to call it so). southern dialect usually calls dick as cu. And yes I forgive you. thanks for apologizing.

  • @mindofxminus lmao penis = crab, vagina = bird :D :D :D

  • @krazajenny I'm viet and Im a girl. when I was little and my mom was teaching me to bathe myself she told me to wash my chim (tmi i know.) but seeing as how i have a vagina...

  • @ScreamingAsian It's because you're south,

  • @krazajenny

    chim means vagina lol

    cu means penis lol

  • @krazajenny hey hey gtfo she trying to help other people

  • @mindofxminus i know CHIM is vagaina CU is penis.

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  • @krazajenny

    lmfao wtf is that tryna go round makin drama for something so lame "clean up your room" wow.

  • @krazajenny YOUR DUMB! what are you talking about?????? CON CHIM =VAGINA CON CU =PENIS SO YOU GET IT RIGHT BITCH>

  • @xCarxMellax Okay, first of all, I'm from the North, so I'm not wrong. You guys in the South probably call it differently. We call vagina, buong, and penis chim. So, I'm not dumb. You can't even spell "dumb," so before you try to argue, get your grammar right, and get your facts straight. I'm from the North. I couldn't really careless of what you south people call it because our accent is way sharper than yours. Plus, we're a one of a kind.

  • @krazajenny your still dumb cus you said I can't spell dumb. HAHHAHAHHAA i'm not even from vietnam. my boyfriend is and i've learned so much viet from him.

  • @xCarxMellax

    Con chim, chim, or lon = vagina

    Con cac, cac, or cu = penis

    Chim also mean bird and cu also mean a specific kind of bird.

  • @xCarxMellax LMFAO! at people fighting over vagina and penis.

  • @krazajenny shut the hell up bitch

  • will you ma me???????? <3

  • Vietglish. I love it. LOL

  • Haha I could only imagine my mom's face after saying these words. None of my brothers or sisters speak vietnamese and there is like nothing to teach it on your own really, at least that I know of.

  • your Vietnamese is perfect! i didn't even know the word "tuc tieu" until you say it at the end. But....bad girl!!! u don't teach these kinds of things. Nut just in case no one else points it out "bu" is not "boobs"... so no "flying vagina." "Bu" is a verb for the action of when an infant devour milk from a baby bottle (-I will not say, but u know what it is-). Yes, Vietnamese language is quite vulgar

  • im going to use this on my viet friends and see if they know what im saying

    

  • btw Mindofxminus you looked so young for a 31 year old

  • At 5:10 she was saying "please don't hate me because I 'm only teaching my friends some Vietnamese curse words and other nonsense crap, beside..I'm not a bad person at all..I promise"

  • Lmao

  • Haha My mom calls me Do Khong Nang Every day haha Chiem

  • If you guys live in Vietnam, but u say bad words, everybody will think you are a really bad bad person.

  • I understood what you said to the parents out there haha!! XD

  • Its hard to hear somebody say curse words in vietnamese but the word U Mot F****,its not so popular,we use to make jokes or curse using frat,cock,pussy,F is also popular but with the word "mother and you" in it,it offenses me girl,if you ever face a vietnamese and say those no matter you are in a video or whatever,you still point it at the viewer and by the way let me show you some of my lightly offensive words this video is xàm lồn or nhảm cặc wá cô ơi!!Peace

  • at the end she was like im not going to do it again and she promised

  • @41cookiesbabe it's like wing, but A LOT of accent soo it's more like ... [we-eh-ng] say quickly not like by step

  • Can You Do A Video On How To Pronounce "Nguyen" && Why Many Viets Have That As There Last Name?

    Please

    ;D

  • @41cookiesbabe it's pronounced (Win) but i've also heard it pronounced as (Noo Yen) Many viets have that last name because vietname has a history of over 4000 years with many dynasties. People's last names would be the same as the king's last name because they didn't want to be killed by him. and nguyen was the last dynasty, thats why. so for example, lets say the Ly Dynasty ended and the Trann dynasty began. all the families with the last name Ly would change it to Trann. Nguyen is my last name

  • @XxOpticKonxX Omg Thank You SOO much!

    btw: Do You Happen To Know What It Means In English (If It Has A meaning)

    Also What About 'Quach' Do You Know Where That Came From?

    Sorry For Bugging But I Just ReaIly Wanna Know ^_^.

  • @41cookiesbabe Ok so as far as i know Nguyen's meaning is unexplained. I have heard that it means origin, or beggining, and that it is usually given to a first born child, but i'm not too sure. As for Quach, i dont really know, sorry i couldnt be as informative as my last reply ):

  • @XxOpticKonxX ohh. Well Its Okay. You Did Your Best And I Appreciate That.

    Thank You :]

  • VICTOR CHARLIE

  • Du ma and con cac are my favs!

  • "Please don't hate me"

    lol ; I doubt any vietnamese parents are watching this

  • @tiffyyle11 yea because they're so fob, they don't even know how to use computer

  • @wuzzupl Exactly .

    LOL

  • lol i actually understood the last part :P

  • You look like shit molded into a girl. Stay out of the sun.

  • @Pianophunguy probally "gai da" d without a dash through the line a the top makes a y sound with a dash is a d sound.

    My spelling is ok probally some errors lol

    Con Cac = shit

    Con Khi = monkey but if u say it harshly it's really bad apparently

    Yea that one word was pretty bad the khong nang one

  • Viets don't congregate with Koreans or Chinese do they? I suppose they don't.

  • Not sure of spelling how about: Gai ya? Something about an old maid.

  • i really wonder how many people clicked to see the hot girl

  • LOL! Ur so funny

  • LOL i like how uncertain she sounds xD nice vid tho

  • love Viet girls !!  V _ unit

  • Dont feel lonley..I mix my viet with my english too :P

  • 444 to like this video yay!!!

  • yeah viets do duuuuu maaaaaaa may!!!

  • does your parents know you upload this on youtube ?

    why dont you teach the people something more productive about the culture of vietnam ? instead of this nonsense bs ?

  • the second ba means old lady ._. banoi means grandma.. just puttin it out there

  • No Vietnamese is a really easy language. Look it's even harder than English so you know.

  • Thanks I learned from you more in one day than all the years of working with the dicks at work. Thanks again... your alright!!

  • lol keep on practicing it

  • Ha ha hay ghe^, mai mo^'t dem cai' clip na`y cho ma' tui coi kha kha kha

  • LoL! There IS a dude sleeping in the background. I prefer to stick to my english vocabulary but if I ever go back to Louisianna I'll make sure I remember those words in case some Vietnamese person is talking shit when I walk by. :D

  • HAHA LIKE!

  • lol @ v-unit...those wimpy little boys can come visit the bronx anytime and get put in place by some real niggas we keep it 100

  • your hot

  • You're really pretty for an AZN. Yeah, I know that sounds racist.

  • Wow..! Its nice to know these things.. The next time I'm on Tully Rd at LION market I might use some of these terms..JK Du Ma!!

  • mình không hiểu sao khi nghe câu đồ tầm bậy tầm bạ lại cảm thấy buồn cười

  • It's not wise to teach americans viet swears.... wait why am i on this video... (I'm viet, no worries)

  • It´s somehow really cute to hear a girl with dental braces to swear like that : ) Maybe i should do a video with finnish swear words (theres a lot of them) but i also feel kinda ichy when i swear (i finnish, not so much in english).

  • @MsDjessa wow you're finnish?? Do a video teach how to swear in finnish please :D:D

  • why do you want to teach Viet swear and curse words to the foreigner? it's not a good thing.

  • Hahahahaha Just get to the point lol but woow wow wow your like sssssuuuuppppeeeerrrr cute for real haha im proud to be hào vietnamese án hào black cuz you remind me hơ funny ưe Ảe lô

  • So cute at the end hahaha

  • do u live in vietnam.

  • Haha, it so funny because i know what you're saying exactly, especially at the end xD

  • GET A RID ))

  • You Speak Amazing Vietnamese ! I Love The End ; where you made that note to the parents :) I understood it all :) lmfao

  • This Is the Right Cus Though

  • I get these words all the time from my parents hahaha no big deal.

  • shes actually good at it

    im going 2 use those at school

  • she is shjt

  • ur so good looking agh:(  pretty

  • ur Vietnamese sucks!!!!!!!!!!

  • u suck at swearing!!!! I like from 3.20 though.

  • You're Hot xDD

    Make more video =P

  • Lol I love how you explained yourself at the end and wrote ching chong as the subs (': I'm vietnamese so i understand everything (:<

  • Son of the dog

  • Your CUTE!! :D

    

  • loool, I just realized. my dad called me "you little bastard" when I was really little! xDD now I know how to extract my revenge ..>.>

  • just some more Viet swear words if you want to know

    Đĩ mẹ mày (south) = Địt mẹ mày (North) = your mom is a whore

    con khốn (girl) = thằng khốn (boy) = bastard

    đĩ ngựa = đĩ = whore

    mặt lồn literally mean pussy face, lol

    haha, I swear that I never used these words in my life =)))

  • you're so cute

  • whats uh gook?

  • towards the ending you made the song you got beef by chuckie akenz pop in my head!

    your so funny!

    i know what you mean about being able to speak english better then vietnamese now.

    vietnamese was my first language as well.

    and dont worry i dont think the vietnamese parents will get too mad at you LOL

    awww

  • You are hella yellow!

  • ur shyness makes you look cute.

  • @hunnieBabex I don't remember if I wrote it on a paper or not. I probably did write some words down to remind me what to talk about.

  • @biGBUddHA408 YOU KNOW WHERE IT'S AAAAAAAAT

  • lol not very smart to put this on cause random idiot might use this

  • @xXAznPideXx Who cares?

  • I love your hair.

  • This is awesome <3

    There are so many Viets in my town they have their own section of town, called the Vietnamese village, and the biggest church here has a mass in Viet.

  • @SarahMcKissick Oooh that's awesome! You should go down there and try out the viet food. :D

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  • I've been to the Vietnamese restaurant here, called Trans :D

    and one time the Vietnamese girls were making homemade eggrolls and selling them and I got like 2 dozen >:D

  • =)) lol 

  • This is great. Thank you!

    Please do more about Vietnamese language.

  • that girl like suck she is hooker . fuck u bitch

  • You are an extreamly gorgeous girl

  • My boyfriend is vietname/chinese and he speaks...chi-etnam-inglish. xD Can you post a video tutorial on basic Vietname so I can say something to him? :3

  • @MissZebraWolf Look up evilkat91

  • OMG,,,I Stutter Sometimes When I'm Speaking In Vietnamese Too...LOL, Exspecially To The Parents....-.-

  • rofl i love how she explains it at 1:04 to 1:35 XD

  • lol @ what you said at the end

  • @XSpamm3rX She said : " For those Vietnamese parents who's watching this vid, plz dont hate me for teaching Vietnamese swearing and curse words...Im not a naughty girl...." And sorry for my bad English

  • @garfield301091 yeah I know

  • Lol lol! I love it when you say excuses in Vietnamese at the end of the clip. And you live in Antarctica?? Wow? SR but I never heard of that place

  • id put my gu in your bird

  • Do your parents know you are teaching people bad words? hahahaha Too funny.

  • This was the coolest video yet

  • Bitch: cho cai

  • What'd you say at the end?

  • TROI OI! LOL

  • how u spell "hoe" in viett

  • wat accent do u speak in?

  • Buom doesn't mean bird as far as I know, it means vagina/butterfly.

  • theres a dude sleeping in the background

  • @freeza994 just noticed o-o

  • @freeza994 LOL it's actually my cousin, and it's a GIRL! :D

  • @freeza994 It's actually a girl, she's my cousin! :D

  • I'm part Chinese part viet but I was born in Vietnam

    Speak viet very fluently would u like me to tutor u in viet lol jking but if ever need help send me a reply I'll be glad to help u by the ur viet Is ok but u had one word wrong it actually flying penis

  • Ew nerdy emo asian.

  • these are bad words, you shouldn't put a video on honestly.

  • YOU LOOK/SOUND SO CONFUSED LOLOLOL

  • you are more yellow than homer simpson!!!!!

  • I'm viet and I dont necessarily think any of those are even near to curse words and my friends are always like hey tell me some curse words and im like there arent any and i can tell that when you were making this vid when you would speak viet you still have that american accent when you speak and i do that a lot to then my parents dont even understand me anymore lol.

  • hơ Do You Tybe Thế Ửods

    howdy you type these Words?

  • hahhahha learn me more, my girlfriend will be happy

  • I've learned so much much from you. Thank you do con cac

  • con cac dit me may

  • Hold "5"

  • You're sooo pretty! I want your hair! D;