once in 7th grade i told my teacher off in front of the class i said eat my shorts it got me expelled for one week i even did it in writing in case she didnt hear me crap i forgot the megaphone that day
AHAHAHAHAHA DUDE THIS IS SUCH A FRIGGEN FUNNY VID THEY ALL SAY FUCK AND THEN AT THE END THE TEACHERS LIKE :O AND STANLEYS LIKE HOLY SHIT DUDE!! AND ERIC SAYS BEFORE ALL THAT HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR.GARRISON LOL!!!
How would you like to suck my balls?What did you just say ok I am sorry i am sorry so sorry what i said was HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR. GARRISON
Okay children let's start today with a few math problems what is 5x2 cmon children don't be shy Clyde 12 okay let's hear an answer from someone who isn't a complete retard anyone I think I know the answer mr garrison I think I know the answer mr garrison shut up carmen why the fuck should I Carmen did u just say the f word Jew no he's taking about fuck u can't say fuck in school u fuckin fat ass. W y the he'll not it's not like its going to hurt someone fuck fuckedy fuck fuck Carmen fuck Kyle f
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
J2R7O4P0 7 hours ago
I used to have this on my phone and know it off by heart
RyansHarlequinGirl1 2 days ago
This is the south park bigger longer & uncut
poetryexpert90 6 days ago
how would u like 2 suck my balls
TheMaddennfl11 1 week ago
Suck my balls
MrKewlbeans13 1 week ago
what episode is this
Flameon7112000ll 2 weeks ago
which episode was this?
3250i 3 weeks ago
@3250i its the movie
TheRazzar24 2 days ago
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHH how would u like to suck my balls !!!
PoorIllyrian 1 month ago
I love the fact that he cleared his voice b4 talking into the megaphone lol
cocaine000 1 month ago
what episde is that in?
AZZASCOOTERS227 1 month ago
no he means fuck, you can't say fuck in school you fucking fatass
Hypocrite much?
ponyrellabellasara 1 month ago
o o Excuse me how would u like to suck my balls mr.garrison
mattrick50 1 month ago
kenny: fu
mr.garrison: kenny!!
mattrick50 1 month ago
hey this was hilarious
elivic99 1 month ago
Jew? No he means fuck, whts wrong with fuck? fuck, fuckity, fuck! XD
XxLBP2luvaxX 1 month ago in playlist cartoon show vids
XD
Gamercrazygirl2468 1 month ago
cartman is funny this vid is funny as
MyTwistoffate 1 month ago
fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck
xiR3BORNix 1 month ago
Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck! LOL
Zeldurin 2 months ago
den er så sjov jeg kan ikke stoppe med at se den
victorhaft 2 months ago
You're a (press 3).
nweezyy27 2 months ago
hahaha love this video!!!
AshleySupernovas 2 months ago
jew?
megameganization 2 months ago
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What episode it this?
TheBushi7 2 months ago
once in 7th grade i told my teacher off in front of the class i said eat my shorts it got me expelled for one week i even did it in writing in case she didnt hear me crap i forgot the megaphone that day
kellyberry 2 months ago
lyrics? huh?
JS6875 3 months ago
wht episode is this
devonborris2 3 months ago
@devonborris2 this scene is from the south park movie ¨South Park: Bigger,Longer and Uncut¨
poisi12 2 months ago in playlist Funny stuff
what episode is this?!?!
TheBigmike412 3 months ago
fuck it
Dave123930 3 months ago 3
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cartman is a funny fat baster
dreambig280 3 months ago
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dreambig280 3 months ago
keep pressing 8 until you get bored
imrankhan2k9 3 months ago
press 2 and wait for i just give it your then 3 for a complete retard
raywj1fan 3 months ago
LOL where did he got the megaphone.plus how can such a cute animated characters say bad words.
estevansolis 3 months ago
LOL where did he got the megaphone.
estevansolis 3 months ago
@estevansolis tv magic my friend
WarriorxChan 3 months ago
@WarriorxChan that actually didn't help at all
estevansolis 3 months ago
@estevansolis aw well
WarriorxChan 3 months ago
you like to suck my balls press 9
RKOMaster17 3 months ago
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dimplelizabeth7955 3 months ago
@dimplelizabeth7955 Thats because the alphabet is going backwards
03simi03 3 months ago
@03simi03 Oh...Im such a retard lol
dimplelizabeth7955 3 months ago
Keep pressing 8 or 9 and Mr Garrison says Jew
GeorgeStokes98 3 months ago
lol
shaneo896 3 months ago
keep pressing 8
41409david 4 months ago
keep pressing 8 - Juice
PROxGamingHQ 4 months ago
Well how would you like to suck my balls?!
PovZ123 4 months ago
Why does all their shirts(students)have the same characters on 'em? o.o
124Unknown 4 months ago
press 9
karlogkarl007 4 months ago
Look at the teachers face is like O.O
Amiratdafan111 4 months ago
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck
CHRISSIDAYYUM 4 months ago
The expression from Mister Garison is hilarious! XD\
MechWarrior894 4 months ago in playlist MechWarrior894's favorites
keep pressing 8
jaurel1000 4 months ago
fuckity fuck fuck fuck
Anglynn74 4 months ago
press 4 three times then press 3
PolarCard 4 months ago
keep pressing 8 juice
djwhokid742 4 months ago
Fuck. KENNY!!!
cerrasmmile 4 months ago
Omg this is hilarious and I don't even watch the show!
deerslayerchick 5 months ago
what episode is this from?
LunarMoonDragon 5 months ago in playlist LunarMoonDragon's Favorited Videos
"holy shit dude" xD best part
michaela1598 5 months ago
press 8.
"JUICE-AYY!"
Derekrm14 5 months ago 13
Fuck Fuckidy Fuck Fuck Fuck! xD
lts1011 5 months ago
Holy shit, do not watch this at 1 AM.
CreamPuffs007 5 months ago
Lmao
4UEnt 5 months ago
press 9 once
tinmangonebad 5 months ago
Old south park is so much better c:
SpelignErrir 5 months ago
lol
alex3344100 5 months ago
what episode is this
WyvernhuntIsGod 5 months ago
so fucking good. oh sorry mr garrison
Sondreef 6 months ago
Holly shit dude?!
TheStefanStankovic 6 months ago
dont u hate it wen top rated comments are quotes from the thing we just saw
HAZZABLOGS 6 months ago
Who saw the Bambi version it's even more hilarious!
NaivePheonix 6 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHA DUDE THIS IS SUCH A FRIGGEN FUNNY VID THEY ALL SAY FUCK AND THEN AT THE END THE TEACHERS LIKE :O AND STANLEYS LIKE HOLY SHIT DUDE!! AND ERIC SAYS BEFORE ALL THAT HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR.GARRISON LOL!!!
ligle100 6 months ago
@ligle100 no shit sherlock, no need to go all caps rage
Timmevds 6 months ago
which episode is this???
mrtummbo44 6 months ago
how would the 13 dislikers like to suck my balls?
MrAngerissues 6 months ago
13 people still thinking 5x2 is 12
HDPambag 6 months ago
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walle026 6 months ago
@walle026 It's from the movie
panzeraba 6 months ago
@panzeraba What is the name on The movie?
walle026 6 months ago
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walle026 6 months ago
0:37 FTW!!!
CarolAnnePoltergeist 6 months ago
Norsk
TheThomas093 6 months ago
900th liker o yeah im want 900 likes or u can suck mu balls
brosutd1 6 months ago
lets get an answer from someone who isn't a complete retard
matt98m 6 months ago
Kenny is the best.
fuck duck duck see no one got hurt >.<
12soccerfanatic12 6 months ago
it doesn't hurt anyone .. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck !
3mra7med88 6 months ago
dang (dang)
AmirahDuhh 6 months ago
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"fuck fuckidy fuck fuck fuck"
:3
nina9646 6 months ago
What episode is diss
ThePman1209 6 months ago
yep clyde is a retard
Groteopa 6 months ago
I'm sorry, i'm sorry, actually, what i said was, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?!?!?!
zachattak11 6 months ago 2
Cartman is the best!!! ::D
MegaSander98 6 months ago
i laugh ma ass off wen kenny said fook...hahaha
pencilisgood 6 months ago 15
@pencilisgood i didn't know Kenny said that i think he said who
ferbthegadgetguy 4 months ago
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pencilisgood 6 months ago
Cartman's badass xD
starocean247 6 months ago
EYY DONT CALL ME FAT U FUCKIN JEW
youngmoney50505 6 months ago
what episode
dogbuttcomedy 6 months ago
Legendary! hahaahaah
serbii17 6 months ago
11 PEOPLE ARE COMPLETE RETARDS.
TheTeam1Bieber 6 months ago
OMG THIS IS HALARIOUSS
mooncrest8000 6 months ago
Foouk!
TheKookiekilla 7 months ago
awesome xD
btw, dont wanna be picky, but it's more dialogue, than lyrics :S
but nice work with the vid :L
RufusTheMighty 7 months ago
keep pressing 4
BrettCoombes 7 months ago 11
@BrettCoombes huh
TheMatt247247 5 months ago
11 people r a (press 3 /don't pause)
LookBehineYou14 7 months ago
hoyl shit dude .-.
Comets97rock 7 months ago
fuck fuckedy fuck fuck fuck!
UltimateWhoFan 7 months ago
i loooove them!!
marinadc91 7 months ago
i think i know the anserw mr garission mememe shut up fat boy hey dont call me fat fucking jew
JIGGYNINJA01 7 months ago
Kyle:shut up fatboy
Cartman:dont call me fat you fucking Jew
Garrison:Eric did you just say the f word
Cartman:Jew
ellenkingsley 7 months ago
somone should make a sparta remix of this
Sasori327 7 months ago
Hahahahahahahaha carmen's fat ass stupid as fuck lol:-#
Ms1meci 7 months ago
Kenny - FHMMH!
MegaHateusernames 7 months ago
Nice Lyrics lol
THESITUATION9909 7 months ago
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Holy shit dude ..
haleylovesyou37 7 months ago
wat episode is this
whatthehell144 7 months ago
@whatthehell144 Its the South Park movie.
ThomasMFilms 7 months ago
i use this on xbox live all the time XD
Jared2324 7 months ago
Suck my balls lmao
Mr23Mikey 7 months ago
0:50 Gets instantly funnier when the Megaphone appears from nowhere.......
GrimorieValentine 7 months ago 4
11 people had to suck cartmans balls
thehp1502 7 months ago 3
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Uh, uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actualy, what I said was, "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison?!"
deadoralivefan12 7 months ago
@deadoralivefan12
we know what he said, we just watched it?? you dont have to repeat it....
Camrod100 7 months ago
My teacher was pissed when I said that!!!!! :D :) XD but I really said that .:) I had my iPod with me so I turned on South Park.
Sure I almost got my ass kicked (XD)but damn was it worth it :D
'Cause my teacher is like a total son a bitch
Not cussing he was mean.
Kitten62729cp 7 months ago
Me: so funny!
My dumb ass teacher: Do you have something you would like to share with the class?
Me: (under breath) hell yeah
Oh I mean uh huh.
Me: How would you like to suck my balls?! teacher:WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Oh sorry what I ment to say was
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS ASSHOLE!!!!!
Kitten62729cp 7 months ago
i love how comments get thumbed up that are simply quotes of what i just saw...
Jared2324 7 months ago
i'm sorry actualy what i said was HOW WOD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MS. GARRISON :D:D:D
kidrauhi16 7 months ago
This movie still makes me laugh !!!!!
itsDUNBEETLE 7 months ago 2
he's talking about fuck! you cant say fuck in school you fuckin fat ass!
KYLE!
why the fuck not?
ERIC!
dude you just said fuck again!
STANLEY!
fook
KENNY!
syngervice67 7 months ago 37
i would u like suck my balls mr. garrison i know who would justin bieber
rldmrm 7 months ago 3
memememe LOL
shadowfangirl4life 7 months ago
Did anyone else notice how everyone has a Terrence and Phillip t-shirt...
raptarbar 7 months ago
How would you like to suck my balls?What did you just say ok I am sorry i am sorry so sorry what i said was HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR. GARRISON
kaykaylovie909 7 months ago
lol
nazizombies4life43 7 months ago
press 4 in a row... wow...
JoppaBoy5 7 months ago
hahahahahaha
Relly Relly fuckin funny loool , did i say F word ?_?
Akram1409 8 months ago
LMAO
"you can't say fuck in school you fucking fatass."
KYLE!
"why the fuck not?"
ERIC!
"dude you just said fuck again."
STANLEY!
"fuck."
KENNY!
LMFAO i luv Kenny xDD
immadynamitexx 8 months ago 3
Awww kennys cute lol i o these to boys and they pretend to be kenny and stanley lol :D
TheCocogirl2 8 months ago
Okay children let's start today with a few math problems what is 5x2 cmon children don't be shy Clyde 12 okay let's hear an answer from someone who isn't a complete retard anyone I think I know the answer mr garrison I think I know the answer mr garrison shut up carmen why the fuck should I Carmen did u just say the f word Jew no he's taking about fuck u can't say fuck in school u fuckin fat ass. W y the he'll not it's not like its going to hurt someone fuck fuckedy fuck fuck Carmen fuck Kyle f
crazygamer514 8 months ago
Dead funny LOL or in this case LMFAO
bugsyk8 8 months ago
Lmao sooo funny
crazygamer514 8 months ago
now lets try to get an answer from someone whos not a complete retard(:
hiltonblondie98 8 months ago
which episdoe is this in which season
patafan1 8 months ago
hes talkin abt fuk you cant say fuk in skool you fukin fatass
kyle?!!
why the fukk not?
eric?!!
dude you just said fuk again!
stanley?!!
hm!
kenny?!!
wats the big deall it doesnt hurt anybody?! fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck
SabrinaEliJade 8 months ago
lmao when he pulls out the speaker.. n puppet.. !!
alisabarmentlo 8 months ago
Is it only me who finds the poster with a gorilla hilarious?
Cassermain 8 months ago 4
pause it at 59 seconds and look at the kid's shirt
LILSHISHY 8 months ago
@LILSHISHY looooool xD
robbieturis1 8 months ago
@LILSHISHY Asses on fire, Terrance and Phillip
DoubleBarrelAdam 8 months ago
Very funny
Melebox 8 months ago
No, he's talking about Fuck, you can't fuck in school you fucking fat ass!" Speak for yourself kyle!
Skittles91000 8 months ago
Mr Garrison's face at 0:56 i can't stop laughing at that
dancinghannahx 8 months ago
@dancinghannahx i want to make that my facebook picture
SpEaDzTuR 8 months ago
9 ppl can SUK MY BALLS!!!!!!!
themvpdarryl 8 months ago 59
@themvpdarryl 10 people are complete retards and can suck my balls
YellowTheToonKiller 8 months ago
@themvpdarryl if you have any..
Swaqqaboii885 8 months ago
@themvpdarryl 11
Evalatiuhnz 7 months ago
@themvpdarryl 13 actuallyyyy
MrUrbantorment 6 months ago
This is so damn funny
mokanelite11 8 months ago
What episode dis frōm
MrExtreme3333 8 months ago
This is what I say to my bro every day
mokanelite11 8 months ago
Nine people are complete retards.
BroncoFanGirl724 8 months ago
Have a headache after laughing so hard : )
poodtang1 8 months ago
what episode is this from?
theCHA70 8 months ago
I can't stop laughing
salimfariss 8 months ago
fuck fuck fuckedy fuckk fuckkk
iVyLeMaGiKzz 8 months ago
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"HOLY SHIT DUDE"
MrExtreme3333 8 months ago
8 kids prefer cock =D
FishingDude71 8 months ago
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loveandbasketball00 8 months ago
super good
thepest76 9 months ago
How would you like to suck my bawls... Mr.Garrison XD
XxDeathrollxX 9 months ago
8 people sucked cartmans balls
GraypeSoda 9 months ago
That's fucking well funny
DEATHakuDEATH 9 months ago