Rock Paper Scissors

[SoaringSpartan]

This is why they added lizard and Spock.

[derangedband]

haha! this is one of my most favorite zapp lines! this and his "i rest my case" line when he destroys doop headquaters xD

[MrCrazyCanuk]

Add lizard and Spock into that, and the confusion just goes up!

[Snacks256]

I'm not talking about The Cleveland Show. I already said why the idea doesn't work for any show, and there are plenty reasons other than that one why The Cleveland Show doesn't work.

[333oceanbreeze]

*Sigh*

[lilblkboi]

Why?

[ToxicTurquoise454]

He didn't request paper...?

[ShamelessMcBundy]

And spare me the weary sigh, Kif.

[fayella100]

lol i feel sorry for poor kif sometimes

[eyeofsauron1000]

2 people disliked this video? Kiff we have a conundrum.

[ultimathewarrior]

Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and find me a rock.

[approxi85]

Just love Futurama in general! :D

[Tinchle21]

I do believe this is my favourite futurama moment :)

[shadowbutterflies15]

Totally see how Captain Kirk and Spock apply here.

[webcamfan2569]

Hey Guys! Ya wanna whats funny? I went from watching Ed, Edd, and Eddy clips to watching Futurama clips! So my question is: Am I Goin Bonkers or completely insane?

[HappyIsFleeting]

Yes but NOTHING can stop a black hole! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[MrNauran]

So beautiful... yet so neutral.

[TheSleepingSleuth]

They shouldn't be playing that.

It's an evil game!

[Drieick]

Why does Zapp Brannigan want to search them for paper if Kif has a pair of scissors?

[doc2850]

@Drieick they brought the scissors to them so zapp was gona counter with a rock.... thats why he said search them for paper

[Drieick]

@doc2850 Oh, I see. I haven't seen this episode in a long time. Thanks!

[peepsbates]

why does zap brannigan always remind me of captain qwark from ratchet and clank? XD

[brandeezy108]

who else came from neutral videos and has the urge to make the like bar neutral? because if you put rock, paper, and scissors together; every one wins! or no one wins... whatever.

[mrbattlenet]

Checkmate

[JamesBuffett100]

I love kiffs exasperated sigh.

[wondermega4ever]

Always carry a rock with ya just in case.

[mitakag1690]

Search them for paper! :D

[extremesowhat]

yarn people lol

[XxMrBailey1]

Strongly Worded 0.o

[ImmaBritannian]

Genius.

[zakyzeek]

amount of likes on top comments: 231 and 132

[gredangeo]

What about Lizard and Spock?

[retluoc]

If I solve this conundrum, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...CHECKMATE!

[lastEvergreen]

@retluoc Not yet Kif! In a game of Chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces.

[TheSIKKS66]

"Kif, we have a conundrum."

[newyy1]

Where I'm from we call it quartz, parchment, sheers!

[Keiferm1]

@newyy1 Pops FTW.

[TheUnreaI]

50,000 viewer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[truegreenman]

I'd like to see Zoidberg playing Rock Paper Scissors.

[luko12345678910]

sounds like fry really bad

[Tassadarky]

There is a whole chapter dedicated to Rock Paper Scissors in Zapp Branigan's "Big Book of war."

[brandeezy108]

scissors crushes paper.

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

Shit'll go down if Zapp ever plays Pokemon....

[EpicLolz549]

@XxStardustStudiosxX I can imagine;

"Fire beats grass, but grass beats water, and water beats fire! Not to mention that Normal and ghost types are weak against each other! Kiff,we have a conundrum.."

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

@EpicLolz549 lol, me too xD

[Westmensch3]

Dont tell him about Pokemon because Water Beats Rock but Rock beats Electricity. Then again Electricity beats Water but Plant also beats Water. This will be his new Enigma

[little8r07h3r]

You know, this guy sounds a lot like Stephen Colbert did when he was voicing Phil Ken Sebben.

[gurlie1275]

lol ghosts dont beat vampires its like a rock paper scissors thing

[mediumawlful]

...and bring me a rock



[UncleSamProduction]

Wait what about Lizard plus spock

[TheElemental1991]

paper never beats rock I could throw a paper covered rock and cause just as much damage to my moms new car window... woops

[em129836]

Sexlexia.. :p

[DragoSonicMile]

You should've seen the 25 hand sign version of Rock-Paper-Scissors that used to be on Andkon.com

That was intense.

[Niteclaw1996]

240p, we meet again.

[mrbattlenet]

Checkmate...

[MrIdunnointernet]

2 people wanted to use lizzard

[TheWarnerSister]

Should've picked Spock. He would still lose, but at least he would go down in a blaze of glory and logic.

[Flailwielder]

I think Iraq is to big to bring, amirite?

[Smooky38330]

How the hell did i ended up here ? I was watching Nova's new vid...

[TheBlahblahman101]

"sigh"

[Snacks256]

No, absolutely not. What people don't seem to understand about peripheral characters is that they're funny because they DON'T have their own show. If you gave Zapp Brannigan his own show, the novelty would wear off fast, and then he wouldn't be funny in his own show or on Futurama anymore.

[windlessbasher]

@Snacks256 Just like the Penguins of Madagascar

They were awesome for what they could do in their little air time, but give em their own show and that effect kinda wears off...

[punishshot]

@Snacks256 +1^ to cleveland show

[Legionbass19]

@Snacks256 Like Cleveland on Family Guy. His show sucks!

[ThrowDownArtists]

@Legionbass19 exactly.

[EveOracle]

@Snacks256 Cough. Family guy. Cough. Cleaveland show. COUGH COUGH COUGH.

Fuck. Nasty cold going around.

[Ninjanat117]

@EveOracle

i hope it kills you

[Snacks256]

@EveOracle

It's not like Cleveland was ever a particularly funny character to begin with, and the show is stupid for reasons other than that. The whole spin-off thing just seems like Fox believing people will eat up anything with Seth McFarlene's name slapped on it.

[TheUltimateCondom]

@Snacks256 thats offensive.. im a person. and i wouldnt touch one of mcfarlanes shows with a billion foot pole

[DarkDecade619]

@Snacks256

The Cleveland Show. 'Nuff said.

[chigeh]

@DarkDecade619 the cleveland show is shit.

[Stuu157]

@Snacks256 *cough* thecleavelandshow *cough*

[chigeh]

@Stuu157 the *cough* is shit *cough*

[chigeh]

@Snacks256 a reference to the cleveland show?

[HamsterGutz]

foot cockroach nuclear bomb

[Reltsirk]

I dont know the name of this video, this whole website is uncharted.

[rimmer4921]

@Reltsirk It's not uncharted, you lost the charts.

[Nizzemancer]

Needs more Lizard and Spock

[kobip9720]

Check out a fun multiplayer Rock Paper Scissors game on the android market! Search for R:P:S Academy-

Really cool!

[Fatboylt2]

Search them for paper and erm bring me a rock haha quality

[ShelbyxPwns]

Kiff, we have a conundrum.

[50033836]

"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." - Zapp Brannigan

[Shadowking640]

wouldn't it make more sense to search them for rocks?

[hippiedude01]

no cause they had scissors

[Shadowking640]

@hippiedude01 but aren't they worried about their scissors getting destroyed? ROCK smashes scissors.

[SuperYoutubuser]

1 person has a conundrum

[GumGumOnigiri]

Zapp is the king of the random monologue!

[abridgeduploader]

"In a game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces"

-Zapp Brannigan.

[igotthat33]

Uhhhhhh wat?

[KrytenMark]

"Search them for paper. Then... Bring me a rock!" X''D

[queenyuks1]

Zapp makes my day. Seriously

[88FingersEddward]

*Ugh*

[mbos14]

i love how 4 of the poeple below my comment workt together on this one

[lambiase1]

@mbos14 Serach Them For Paper And Bring Me A Rock >.>

[MaleficDan]

Zapp Branigan needs his own show!!!

[ShrougerNite]

@MaleficDan he had one sometime in the 60's, as I recall.

[pokexplosion21]

@MaleficDan Seconded!

[gingy717]

@MaleficDan I could not agree more.

Give Zapp his own show.

[abdolMOE]

@MaleficDan

like Quagmire :P !!!!

[OatesQuotes]

@MaleficDan I'm sure people said that about Cleveland until that monstrosity was born...

[elliottower123]

@MaleficDan They should make way more episodes, that's what should happen. Didn't they stop making them? I haven't seen a new one in ages!

[031000ron1]

@elliottower123 It's renewed for another season this year.

[TheMrCFH]

This is what i say every time i plan a move in rock paper scissors

[pridelander06]

"Why?"

[inailboards]

@pridelander06 "When?"

[imakeyougoWTF]

@pridelander06 "It's a TRAP is why!"

[jimly976]

kiff, we have a conundrum

[shaddiGhumri]

rock crushes scissors

[DarthZ01]

@shaddiGhumri But paper covers rock...

[pricture]

@DarthZ01 ...And scissors cuts paper!



[ILuvDeliciousCake]

@pricture

We have a conundrum...

[TheAeroMechanic]

@ILuvDeliciousCake Search them for paper, and bring me a rock.

[VanillaSkies94]

This made me laugh so much.