The Prince of Whales - Derek and Clive

[LiveForTheReds]

Greenpeace - A bunch of cunts

[peticco]

"Sucking-fucking-plankton" best combo I ever heard :)

[Escaperoo]

Imagine finding Jacques Cousteau in your bath one day .....

[Wrightwasright]

They are such cunts they can't even breathe underwater

[DafTacoustics]

"i'm talking about dolphins" 

[crackles36]

We don't like being wanked on!!lol

[cattycakes64]

This makes me wish Pete was still alive but like all magnificent people he burned bright and was gone but fuck he made me laugh & always will.

[Phoenix2575]

LOL This is soo good! XD 8)

[Blokecameuptome]

stop wailing

[HCShannon]

6 people are animal rights activists!

[MrMrCv]

they're such cunts, they cant even breathe underwater

[ekb123]

try it with youtube's cc transcription. "whales" = "wireless"

[Reikhardt]

@NunoCartino

You fucking cunt.

[foreskinforest]

At last, someone has the guts to say whales are cunts.

The Labour party are fukin' Whales teachers pets. Hence the recent Plankton rules brought into British law. Fuckin cunts, can't even have a pint now without paying a tax to the 'save simple cell' for sake of the whales.

bastards

[YouPubeist]

6 people don't like being wanked on.

[mertz123]

derek and clive give me the FUCKIN' 'ORN!

[KairuHakubi]

whales eat plankton.. they don't like being wanked on..

[IIovefootball1982]

the complete film is on my channel check it out.

[LilClapton]

we dont like beeeeing wanked on.

[SemiAwesome]

what type of glasses does he have

[WORSHIPthekingELVIS]

pure fucking class!

[FailboatSkipper]

I love how at 1:48 both of them have completely forgotten what they were saying.

[LondonIrishRover]

What right do you have to change the subject?

[youandyamum]

Hitler was talking to Whales

[oxygene65]

ha ha ha ha, pure class.

[MayrockTwoFourOh]

I'm now talkin' about Wales...

[mrsgritoli1]

well fight the bosch

[mrsgritoli1]

Hitler was talking to whales........they where nazis

[Ridethelightnin69]

what rite do you have ta change the subject

[Blokecameuptome]

so is Tom Jones

[MrSueVeneer]

whales are cunts

[admanhawks]

2:23 The Anthem is gold!

[MegaTeacher25]

Stratddyn are you going to comment on this video or are just wasting your time and ours, with picking over people's English?

[BiodegradeableMan]

Public school education, independent wealth, drink, drugs and lots of leisure time. They were good though......

[Doctorsnz]

"Theyre such cunts they can't even breathe" genius

[sew97]

Thats embarrasing to watch, not funny at all

[Procrastina777]

Whale anthem FTW

[IIovefootball1982]

Stick your h up your arse mate! hahahaha

[georgestich]

There're such cunts they can't even breath under water...

[youareevenworse]

you mean sperm whale, not spunk whale you tool

[MegaTeacher25]

Must be a new species then spunk whales; mind you there'd be far more interesting than that inbreding country called Wales any day.

[IIovefootball1982]

What did the Welsh do to you? I hope they didn't mistake you for a sheep there.

[Professor6871]

@IIovefootball1982 That is a romantic night out in Wales going with a sheep.

[Blokecameuptome]

the fact that you come home with your hair matted in spunk wale is neither here nor there

[stratddyn]

That's true of the south walians. Not all Welsh people talk with that accent. Don't believe all you hear and see in the media.

[MegaTeacher25]

What so in Gavin and Stacy is real then?

[stratddyn]

An English person who can't express himself clearly in his own language. MegaTEACHER? You don't teach English diction by any chance do you?

[furQ]

it's a bit weird seeing them, I like to imagine two pissheads sitting about

[brandonbarrybeard]

These guy's are the funniest ever..

[Blokecameuptome]

I wonder where does Raquel Welsh fit in this?

[stirling]

cant stop watching this one of their best .

[YellowTissueBox]

lolol

[stimpyteets]

welsh people smell of eggs and shit, cunts

[JohnRagoon]

No thats supermarkets. The Welsh smell of Chips, because they keep em on their shoulders!!.

[MegaTeacher25]

Well they've to have somewhere too put them on.

[xraycortina]

@JohnRagoon ...whilst speaking English with eachother.

[Professor6871]

@JohnRagoon That's a shame because the sheep wont go out with them if they smell of chips.

[Rocksoff69]

You're a cunt

[chrishove123]

It's better than YOU smell you fucking ignorant CUNTISH LITTLE ARSESUCKING SHIT DICK COCKSUCKER. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA GO SUCK ANOTHER ARSEHOLE .CUNT.

[shadowpuppet48]

your wales dont have a H, we dont need a H, noo well we got an H well you fu... we got an H that we're proud of, stick your H up your arse mate

XDXDXD

[mrsgritoli1]

have to go and get my jocks scraped,bye for now

[mauerbluemchen0]

...a lot of ffffffffffucking plankton...

[Baconskank]

union jacks lets fight the boss...

[LauraleaJames]

Don't mean to sound in the words of Derek and Clive "A Cunt"it's the bosch.^^

[otagomike]

and we don't like being wanked on. amen.

[Lost]

hehe

[containsmaltedbarley]

stick your Whales up your ass..hahaha

[teverde]

This is really brilliant

[EOETV]

whaaaalesss are fffuckieing stuuupid

[shutty666]

..and we dont like being wanked on

[54spiritedwill54]

The impromptu Whales anthem had me in fits! Superb!

[joeyboyp1000]

They're such cunts they can't even breathe under water

[clairez007]

Whales neva done nothin 4 me Mate!

[JNRbamyai]

i wonder was that improvised??? the whale natione anthem i meen not the script either way fantastic i thnk the best bit was "what right do u have to change the subject u didnt start it"

[clairez007]

Now don't get me wrong I ukin luvs whales but Mr. Cook is so correct!

[GlobalNode]

hahahahaha, "whales we are nice, whales full of spice". Classic, lol.

[theocean1973]

'sucking fucking plankton down' lol

[SavagesInMyTown]

haha "we dont like getting wanked on"

[Gumbo550]

Why?

I said so.

[M00shu]

This is the most intelligent conversation of all time.

[johnnysenser]

"They're such cunts, they can't even breathe underwater" Fucking genius !!

[paudibhoy1991]

its not spur of the moment its all scripted lol

[AlexisCapri]

it most certainly wasn't.

[Hellride7]

i dont think any of it was scripted

godi love this stuuf, does anyone have the 3 cd they did?

[foxcell]

LOL sucking fucking plankton LOL

[Thisnameistaken11]

I 'ad him in my fucking bath the other day

[limee925]

Fucking BRILLIANT!

[praskovia13]

lol, lol, great post ty

[MisterShazam]

"They're such cunts they can't even breath underwater they have to keep coming up the whole fucking time and spouting." Genius.

[RobHoth]

One of the best things ever.

'....and we don't like being wanked on...'

[Vampiiire]

Lmfao.

[juliankrispel]

Plankton and wanked on - genius!

[itsame32]

thats just one of their rugby songs....

[RobHN1]

I think it's called 'In the Cubicles'

[gregsalmon23]

aha, these are my heros, there years past me, im only 15, class.

[Hymaro121]

'What right do you have to change the subject? You didn't start the subject, why change it?'

These guys were legends...

[Fawksian21]

Derek and Clive were the go-to comedy duo for the greatest rock bands of the '70's, including Led Zeppelin and the Who. Easy to see why from this clip.

[Thanatopsis]

''I had him in my bucking bath the other day he got lost!''

Haha i miss these guys

[jthomson1]

"whales unite -

whales will fight -

going along eating plank-ton -

whales we are nice -

whales made of spice -

and we dont like being wanked on"

HAHAHAHA

[avitsomemore]

this was a time when dudley ,was working on his films,they didnt see eye to eye,working together,last time recording,cheers for sending in

[penelopedesouza]

Oh god, I love it. I agree with indiekid, the highlight is 'Whales...they're such cunts they can't even breathe'

[scraperTSB]

Copperknockle

"Peter Cook was so good, it's scary."

I feel exactly the same way.

[goaliegal31]

How does Peter think of these things? A national anthem for whales, fucking hilarious!

[BlastastiC]

Peter Cook is a god-damn fucking genius. true.

[DinhoDoCarinho]

Do I hear Karl Pilkingtons idol.

[IndieKid90]

They're such cunts they can't even breathe!

[NoekieB]

Dud looks rather pissed off in this. Wasn't this from the recording where he walked out?

[MisterSix]

There's a bit where Pete says "Derek's" mum doesn't love him and Dud does seem pissed off. But he doesn't walk out really. They're obviously not best mates by this point.

[jaybeeuk]

Yeah it was, this is one of the few documentary type films I watch. Dudley Moore was not happy full stop with the recording of this, it was all Cook's idea and Dud hadn't been consulted. He walked a few times apparently because of the sly digs Cook did on Dudleys dad (making fun of cancer which Moores dad was suffering from at the time for example) I could go on, but look up "Derek and Clive get the horn" on google or wikipedia, you'll find plenty of info there!

[biddwiser]

I don't really want to know abotu them not getting on. It spoils the moment. It's like having sex with a beautiful woman and then being told later that she was actually a he. With fucking syphilis.

[ozruby]

I dunno about the personal stuff between the two at this point, but to me Dudley not only is enjoying this bit, he's clearly trying damned hard not to break character and bust out laughing at Peter's hilariously surreal scud shots. LMAO!

[IndieKid90]

Save The Fackin whales!

[violencebaby]

pissed myself laughing at this. nice one.

[manonmaniac]

Those plankton eating CUNTS!

[Toolpusher]

Whales are all cunts!

[richmondpinch]

Greatest opening line line of all facking time.