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  • Sweet

    I love it

  • Jeeps do it better.

    although I must admit, some part of me has always wanted to get my hands on an H1.

  • go buy a ford you faggits

  • Did you learn today that when your being pullet from the back you have no steering?

  • where is this place, what state and city, the end was ,where those whole come from damn

  • where is this place, what state and city

  • that hummer looks alot smaller then an ormal hummer

  • zero city,one highway.

  • @deathproof187 Oh, you're canadian - no wonder you're such a dummy.

  • @DRTYFN it's a sound bite from the Simpsons when Homer asked McBain what kind of gas mileage he got from his Hummer. But you're way to busy insulting people to know what the fuck I'm talking about, so, please do society a favor and FUCK-OFF !

  • @deathproof187 Sorry, but I've never watched an entire episode of the Simpsons.

  • @DRTYFN that explains a lot..

  • @deathproof187 wow...what an ass you are.

  • @DRTYFN Thanks for that

    am i a dummy too cause im canadian?

    american fatass.

  • @DontScatter I don't know. Are you? You should message the other Canadian and tell him to stfu and stop giving Canadians a bad name. Otherwise I wouldn't have said anything.

  • @DontScatter canadians are the same way...im not fat im skinny so not all americans are fat...

  • @DontScatter Are you trying to start a racist brawl against all Canadians?. And Americans aren't fat asses, only the fat one are.

  • @gcollin75 racist? americans and canadians arent races you dumbfuck....

  • @DontScatter South park already gave Canadians a bad name so there is no hope. Are you Canadian by any chance?.

  • @gcollin75 shut up, youre so retarded its hilarious

    and yes, i am a canadian. and no, a canadian isnt a type of race.... back to kindergarden with you, dumbass.

  • @DontScatter Who let the canadians make youtube profiles?.

  • 169 ppl have hummers stuck in a hole

  • 0:12

    "ur right"

    "ur right"

    "ur...gay"

    lmao hahahaha made my day

  • H1 the only true Hummer. all the rest are just luxury wannabe pieces of crap.

  • @350T350Silverado97 That's not very nice, Tyler. You posted this on your page - "Country ain't about where you were born or where you live now. It's your morals and values and HOW you live. Country is not just a place...It's a way of life"

    And

    "I was born and raised on the belief that God is most important above all things. Family and friends are a close second."

    Don't be such a hypocrite. Mmkay?

  • @DRTYFN what? first off I was saying that the newer Hummer's are cheap low- cost production vehicles. 2nd how am i a hypocrite? not being nice makes me hypocritical? I'm country, not a Quaker. and 3rd how does that even relate to my comment? Nevertheless I was raised the same way as you with god first and family and friends a close second. I still live that way now. If you were referring to my word choice I feel I should point out that at 3:08 someone said fucked and 3:31 bitch was stated

  • @350T350Silverado97 I don't have this on my page- "I was born and raised on the belief that God is most important above all things. Family and friends are a close second." You do.

  • @DRTYFN ok look I was just saying the H1 is a better built vehicle.... when did my upbringing come in to the equation? Are you a woman cause you seem to read way past what the point of the statement was.

  • What kind of hummer is the white one?

  • @jake18769  2002 H1.

  • oh God!!!, please keep that school bus on the road, someone could get hurt!!!

  • Nice Envoy

  • Somebody tell me who is that little bitch saying "OH OH, OH OH" in the video. :-) I can teach these guys a thing or two about how to pimp those hummies out of them rat holes. That's what I was trained to do.

  • @jmwwd If you weren't U.S. military I'd chew you a new one and then explain to you that film doesn't do that hole justice and that WE are paying for any mistakes. But I won't.

  • @DRTYFN LOL! I was just messing with you. I sure don't want any part of you I'll tell you that right now. :-) Nice vid buddy.

  • @jmwwd LOL! Besides, Al Gore would get mad if we cussed on his internet.

  • @DRTYFN i bet i can go across that in my M151.

  • @ricardoeldelmustang Maybe, maybe not. It'd be fun to try. We'd be there to pull you back out if you failed. Then you'd be beer-bitch for the day. :D

  • @DRTYFN JAJAJAJAJA yeah it would be fun to try and bet some beers, actually, the M151 and the H1 hummer have a lot in comon, in fact, the insides from a military humvee and the ones from the M151 are exactly the same.

  • 2nd truck have voice like a pig

  • H2 werent designed for off road, they designed for people with too much money

  • Looks like the general consensus is "these spoiled children don't know how to drive" Not to mention all the OP's done is flame everyone who comments. He put up the vid for critique, but just can't handle the criticism. Maybe he could keep his mouth shut if he wasn't so insecure about his off road skills.

  • Pilgrims!!! Dont know how to drive. Observers dont know much either! WAht a hoot!! Pour the coal to it, gain momentum, and there would have been no problem. Looks like city boys playing country boys games, and no experience!! No need for help if he knew how to drive. Laughing all the way home!!

  • @bill45colt  Watch some of my other related videos so you can understand the area better.

  • not to bright eh?

  • what you need is a landrover! preferably a defender 90

  • Looks like these guys woke up one morning and decided to go spend the day getting their vehicles stuck and then helping to pull each other out. Talk about no off-road driving skills. You should disable comments because nothing good can be said about this video and the lack of talent contained in it.

  • These guys have no Idea how to drive!!

  • @csk1973 Well, Mr. Christopher, after checking out your page I'd say that you should just stick to lurking and stfu about doing anything more than sitting down to pee. kthnx

  • @DRTYFN its not his driveing it the fact thats its a hummer....and not a ford

  • Ummmm... I had a stock 4cyl wrangler that went through this and more with no problem. Ok i lied it had a set of mud tires.

  • @DucknCoverin You're full of shit. I've never seen tire tracks through that ever. I bet you have no idea where it is either.

  • Uh ooh.

  • theres a good why to spend 50 k

  • fun fun fun,fun is good ,cheap or exspensive,who cares haveing fun is the name of the game

  • hummers suck...

  • the hummer is not fit for off road driving. buy yourself a tatra. less expensive and 100 times better than this hummer-crap.

  • fail

  • @tjhowell3282 Who? You?

  • @DRTYFN was that supposed to be a come back?, I was just say they failed at going threw the sink hole haha, i know its probably really hard but i'm just say fail as in they failed going threw the hole hahahaha, wow take a joke.

  • They do really good in reverse!

  • hummers are overrated. put that much money into a jeep and see what you can do.

  • @BVfootball51  But why? IMO, stock vs. stock the H2 kicks major ass over other rigs.

  • @DRTYFN what im saying is that if you spend the amount of money that a hummer costs on a jeep plus mods the jeep would dominate.

  • @BVfootball51 Yes, I get what you're saying. I like Jeeps, but a built Jeep is still a Jeep -cheap plastic inside, made for little guys and chicks and the stock engine is weak.

  • @DRTYFN true and a hummer like that can just cruise right outta there back to the street and get groceries without being a harsh ride

  • @DRTYFN hummer driver calling people "little guys". Big enough ego?

  • @BmxDieseldude Go check out whoever I was replying to. I usually e-recon someone to find a sore spot. :D

  • @DRTYFN ya, but if you put even 10,000 of upgrades into a jeep it would own any hummer, any time. Plus you don't need a strong engine for off roading, the way power is transmited is more importatn. Needless to say, a stack jeep rubicon would own this hummer any day, and it would ride through that faster than that cheaply built pos. and hummers look disgusting. All that chrome makes me sick. 0lllllll0 fighting for my kind

  • @crazyskier537 Chrome??? There's not one bit of chrome on my rig. As for a modded up Jeep - great so it's modded up so it can run with the big boys. Now what? You're not going to tow anything more than a baby buggy with it and long trips on the freeway are going to suck.

  • @crazyskier537 you need a strong motor for off roading

  • @TheJohnDeereChannel you don't NEED one. It helps, but with jeeps, the 4:10 gear ratio provides just as much power as a hummer, or more.

  • @crazyskier537 why would you put so much then for the same thing you could get a hummer?

  • @Briankey1960 well all I see here is guys who are successful and have the funds that allow them to treat vehicles in this manner.

  • @Briankey1960 Lol i bet you havent even seen snow before you southern hick

  • wtf is your problem thes vehicals are made to with stand that kind of stuff i do that all the time in my dually its hella fun dont be jellous cuz you probobly have a shitty lil pinto and cuz dont have nice cars like us

  • @Briankey1960 its a hummer by driving it there just point out how small there dicks really are.

  • @Briankey1960 wow you're a fucking idiot. Its not your vehicle so why do you care? It theirs and they can do what they please to it.

  • hummers arent for wheeling as peaople think.

  • Its called living. Everyone who calls these guys retards never thought to go out and live a little. Hell why spend thousands trying to keep a nice finish on a car or truck when you could buy a hitch and go have some fun. Vehicles are meant to be used. They live and die off anyways, make the most of your life and LIVE!!! Sheesh. Looks like you guys had loads of fun. Thats always cool to see. People LIVING it up. :)

  • @Briankey1960 well there not made to polish and go to the mal in

  • @Briankey1960 not to be a dick or anything. but why would you care, they paid for it, they can do whatever the fuck they want. hell they could fucking blow it up if they wanted to just because they own it.

  • yeah its all fun and games untill you try to climb a huge sand hill (hummer h2 RIP) :(

  • Thats what hummers are for!!!! to have fun and lvie life to the fullest

  • @Briankey1960 hey these trucks r made for off roading so stop complaning

  • @Briankey1960 YEA MAN CUZ MY CAR HAS FEELINGS TOO!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

  • and they say that hummer will never get stuck xD

  • Fucking cry baby bitch's stop being so sencitive over a hummer their are way more exspencive things out their that get abused far more harsher at least these guys are enjoying their toys and not using them for grocery getters like most of the morons that own them.

  • I bet yall wouldnt get stuck if you didnt have hummers

  • @Briankey1960 Nice grammar and spelling. LOL!!

  • @DRTYFN nice not having a better comeback than that!! LOLZZ!1!

  • Dont worry, when that Dumbass Obama finds out about this, he'll be taking these toys away, give'em to some looser fried Chicken eaten Nigga down in New Orleans to help them survive the next 2010 Hurricane that will hit the city..

  • This truck are build for the mud, to climb and stuck, play and jump around not for the highway... good vid

  • Keep the vehicle moving next time...

  • colomb

    

  • hummers are the biggest pieces of shit ever. would never own one of those

  • thats a humdinger,

  • I don't understand why someone would go and spend $80-100,000 on a big heavy RV and then try to get it stuck in the mud. Not much sense.

  • @tkishkape Because our kind want to go out and live life to its fullest. You should try it. Or you could just sit there and wait to die.

  • @DRTYFN omg why even buy a hummer in the first place?

  • @DRTYFN If you want your life for full test, spend a couple of dollars 4 a parachute, and jump from the next sky scraper.

  • @DRTYFN Thats true, live the life! btw nice vid! it looks so fuun!! :XD make more plz :P

  • @DRTYFN good comment. for real.

  • @DRTYFN I don't see how trying to get a car stuck in the mud, to try and get it out is " Living life to it's fullest".

  • @bipolardox That's okay - you're bipolar, so we don't expect you to be too lucid. You go take your meds, sit in the corner and rock yourself to sleep. Oh, and try not to squish shit out the sides of your adult diapers again.

  • @DRTYFN Nice, you're really proving the previously stated comment on maturity, and clearly have no concept of bipolar, I suggest next time you educate yourself before trying to insult someone. It makes your personality and lack of age related experience evident, kiddo

  • @tkishkape #1 SUV not RV #2 Hummers were and are built to go off road seeing a vehichle used for what it was designed for is not that hard to understand

  • real hummer is the one pulling out the wanna b hummer in that ditch... this is just proof new 'hummers' suck.

  • God, the h2 sucks!! get a fucking jeep.

  • ripsaw takes everyone to the cleaners

  • @jester28715 Ripsaw = novelty. Have fun trailering that thing everywhere, not driving it through trees on trails, not driving it in places like Moab or the Rubicon, no heat, no a/c, etc.

  • Hummers, like tanks, belong in Iraq. A really cool ride for you guys would be a all wheel drive hybrid with GPS Tundra and  Tacoma off roading from Washington to Alaska.

  • u herd that u guys that the sound of failer

  • over sized over rated rich bastered's toy.

  • @REMNLY82 + rednecks :)

  • @REMNLY82 Ahhh... bewhewtyhewhew. Someone pissed about someone else's toys?

  • cheap Hummer is not a real one ...........GM is for the garbage close your door GM

  • @kerste31

    LOL!!! canada isn't a real country. It's just a ghetto satellite of Great Britain. Canada is the northern version of Mexico.

  • cant think of better place for that peice of shit.

  • well that H2 didnt take much to get it stuck, but in all fairness to the 4x4 the driver didnt really seem to know what he was doing. How do you get a 4x4 stuck in a river thats only 2 feet deep? lol.....

  • POS.. might as well be in a 4x4 van.

  • ive seen an h2 try to go up some rocks and he broke the driver side ball joint like it was nothing. so fuck your H2-GM P.O.S.

  • that h2 sounds FUCKIN NASTYY

  • gm sucks this is all i ever see with hummers

    ford at least you don't have to worry about destroying them

  • @VanDub Right. Because FORDs just sit in the driveway so it's really hard to destroy them.

  • @DRTYFN

    funny thats what i thought hummers were

  • @DRTYFN Right. A Ford F150 Raptor recently took 3rd place in the BAJA 1000. Right out of the factory. One of these shit boxes couldn't even make it to the first check stop.

  • @SmileySmilerton Yeah, so? Tell me about the Raptor's towing capacity. Or how about its payload capacity? Or how about show me some video of a Raptor going up some icy hills that I've gone up in my stock H2. Or show me some video of a Raptor on the Rubicon. Or running trails in Moab. Or wheeling at Browns Camp here in Oregon. Until I see all of those you can sit there and stfu. Okay?

  • @DRTYFN No thanks, I don't want to waste any more of my time communicating with you.. you obviously have your mind made up. But I see why you would need something with a lot of payload, to haul around all of your loudmouth ignorant bullshit... I've seen your other comments. Now why don't you be a good boy, get off mommy and daddy's computer, and go outside and play.

  • @SmileySmilerton LOL!!! What? You run out of internet-steam already? Call Al Gore and ask for a loud-mouthed gift card so you can maybe go to Ebay and buy some better game than this because right now you could use the Raptor and it's sissy bed capacity to haul your non-existent game.

  • @DRTYFN ?? What the fuck are you rambling on about? I thought I told you boy, go outside and play! You're getting all white and pasty!! Go out and try and make some friends!

  • @DRTYFN Oh by the way, the H2 is listed as the number one douchebag owned vehicles.. how's your fuel bills, shitbag? your house get repossessed yet? I saw you mouth off about Canada earlier too.. did you happen to know that their dollar is now worth just as much as the american dollar? Don't know if you've heard, but being american isn't something to brag about these days.. Obviously you just don't know when to shut the fuck up. I suspect that you've been beaten up a few times in your life.. LOL

  • @VanDub you see it doesn't mattter how much it weigh's or how strong it is...it just show's he's got the money and wants to play, leave hummer owners alone! for i want them- get over it- you just can't afford one- with you're little ford ranger's rusting in the driveway with a wheel missing...

  • @VanDub there playing in a sinkhole with snow.... lets see your your ford go through that shit dumbass

  • hummers suck. they weigh to much. they are to me the worst 4x4 vehicle ever.

  • @irideigo  - LOL! You're a dopey little 15y/o.

  • @irideigo idiot. the h1's were the BEST 4x4s on the planet. the h2 and 3's disgrace the name hummer. if you dont have 150,000 get a toyota like me :D

  • @shiftedx2 Dont be bitter! Jealousy is a terrible thing!LOL!!

  • Those things do pretty good.. out here, have not seen one off road, everyone puts chrome wheels on them, and drives around town.. Sure a good thing to be out there in at least pairs, and gota love those tow straps

  • Those things do pretty good.. out here, have not seen one off road, everyone puts chrome wheels on them, and drives around town.. Sure a good thing to be out there in at least pairs, and gota love those tow straps

  • Those things do pretty good.. out here, have not seen one off road, everyone puts chrome wheels on them, and drives around town..

  • hummers are gay buy a jeep not a stupid wrangler nither a cherokee or a comanche that would crawl right out of there

  • how did u get the drl and the nighttime lamps to turn on at the same time please respond we have a 07 h2 sut and are desperate to know how thanks

  • I changed out the stock plastic valence for an SMW steel one. Then I put in some PIAA 525's. I replaced the stock headlights with HID's.

  • thats not quite the best idea they call them sinkholes for a reason because they could sink at anytime btw thats a deisel in the h1

  • An H2 is just a yukon with a different and gayer looking body

  • go ahead and hook up the strap bitch!...LOL

  • Hummer and all GM's suck ass!!! Good thing for the Government.

  • @eelgrass76 go have sex with your prius...loser

  • Not being a hick I would not know how to have sex with a car.

  • well you could start by driving it up your ass..lol

  • Ok you win.

  • jees now i feel bad for insulting you...good one...and i don't win until I hear you say..."I love general motors and gas guzzling unnecessarily large vehicles!"...and don't forget to yell yeeeeehaw at the end ok

  • Oh trust me I love the smell of raw gas from dual exhaust from a engine that gets about 4 mpg. But I love Ford's. That's the best I can do.

  • AAAAAAHHH!...thats the worst thing you could say...shame on you

  • Fuel is too cheap still. I need to raise the prices again!

  • you can tell, no possy or diff-lock

  • Just so you don't look like a dumbass. It's spelled Posi. For Posi-Lok. And both hummers have diff lock. The H1 both front and rear, the H2 is just rear.

    Suck on that.

  • you see I knew it had posi, but i figure you must be a shitty fucken driver then, cause with the right man behind the wheel that hummer should have done better then that.

  • and now low-range? Weird

  • @shiftedx2

    they don't make them anymore if im correct :P

  • and you are not correct

  • if u need grip in the mud get maxxis mudder buckshot tires they r awesome for this shit

  • I totally agree! My TJ is wearing a set and she is hard to stop in the mud

  • yeah they r pretty badass for this aint they

  • need naster tires

  • HUMMER ACTION

    Like Nothing Else

    :)

  • have you guys seen the new jeep commercial, its a girl talking about spending 2 hours at the hair salon then driving in her jeep,

  • H2's look great, but i'd never own one.

  • drtyfn, no offense, id love it if you could put a video of a stock XJ, vs a stock h2, and have the h2 win. put a built to the moon h2 against a built to the moon jeep.. and... yeah. theres some badass hummers out there, but way more badass jeeps, h2's were the soccer mom version of the civi version of the real, true humvee our troops drive.

  • Seems very childish to me. Sorry.

  • the H1 is great...

  • I could do that in 2wd In my Cherokee....H2's a Joke.

  • Keep dreaming, web-wheeler.

  • Im no web-wheeler. Whatever the hell that is, sorry but it really is. Its a lifted Suburban with a different body and engine. It gets what? Maybe 5mpg? Mpg isnt even the point, the point is that its a joke and should only be on the road. Watch a few videos on an XJ and you'll see its nothing but easy for a jeep.

  • HAHA!!! You just make stuff up as you go, don't you? This "joke" of a vehicle has run more trails in completely stock form than most built XJs ever will. Are you ever planning on uploading any videos of your own or are you just going to favorite dopey hip-hop crap from your parents' basement?

  • Oh your fucking hilarious, Im not the one whos driving a glorified Suburban here, You got an over-priced grocery getter. Good job, Id like to post some vides but i dont have the time or the money, Id like to post an upcoming winter trail video but i dont have a camera. But then agian if you can throw away $60,000 in something thats most likely built to go to walmart and back then take it off-road im sure you can afford a video camera.