@xxxDJJEFF20xxx BUT at the same time he's kinda greedy. He wouldn't let the Elf go unless he got something, and he wanted the gnome's puppet in return for the spinning thread. He's a mixture of good and such xDDD
"I don't know if you'll believe me, but I got it from a little gnome. In fact if you walk down the road a little ways, you can see him for yourself sitting conspicuously out in the open."
=O "Thank you kind sir." At the Tailor's... I remember playing this when it came out and I thought the tailor was a woman! Wow, don't I feel dumb now.
Normally he would, but this game doesn't take place in Daventry; Graham's kingdom. While he is a king, he has little power in this game's setting. Plus, I think he wants to not draw attention to himself, so as not to draw Mordack's attention.
I'm almost positive that I JUST explained the joke since it seemed to have gone way over your head. Let me spell it out for you one more time so there is no more mis-understanding...
I'm aware of his kids as I have played this game many times before. The joke about him not having ever been laid was a reference to his boy-scout like, matter-of-fact, naive personality.
If you still don't understand than I am sorry, there's nothing else I can say.
With my last post, I was suggesting (in language that implied that I knew you were no doubt aware of the fact) that he had to go to the ends of the earth just to find a woman who would have his children. And if that went over your head then I don't know how to explain it to you.
But explaining jokes isn't very funny, so let's just leave it at that. =(
Man, he wants something in return from everybody except the old couple. He took a child's toy away! That sled better be necessary since it meant taking a child's toy away to get it! To think there's a way to get untied from the ropes in the basement. I could never understand that scene, going into an inn and getting tied up for no reason.
I'm sure it was said many times already, but man is Cedric a penis of an owl - I would've kicked him out of the partnership for all his cowardly crap. Actually, I probably wouldn't have welcomed him in the first place. He's useless so far, and I forget if he even comes in handy throughout the game.
In the witch's forest, he traps the elf and the elf pleads with Graham to let him go, and Graham's response is "Why Should I? What will you do for me?" Yet he just gives this old couple who he's never met before a pair of shoes worth enough to allow a retirement? The only explanation is that King Graham is a racist towards elves.
in graham's defense, that pesky elf had stolen his emeralds... the old couple, on the other hand, hadn't stolen anything and (more importantly) was in need of a donation.
I like all the kq games but Number 6 is by far my favorite. Ya tubular Monkey your correct on Roberta applying the Voice for the woman in the Pie shop.
I think the ants have a very strange song. I can understand it but still.....It's hard to completely understand what they are singing. it sounds like they're calling him King Ram....
great game
windatekili 2 months ago
oohh ants song is so cute
keyenamaku 2 months ago
So these ants own!
zOption85 4 months ago
"WE'RE THE ANTS" FTW!
WingZero172 4 months ago
LOL the rat sounds like he's using a blowtorch to cut through those ropes!!
gibbledman 6 months ago
it took me a MILLION years to find the cat chasing the rat, I even stopped playing KQV for a while because of my frustration!
sedm3553 6 months ago
always thought the tailor was a woman
manwiththemoves 6 months ago
Got to resist, got to resist.... "4:44" FINGERBANG!!! XD (All hail PAW)
CharlieCobolt 8 months ago
'Dis ain't NO ordunaaaary schpinnin' wheel!!!!
angrydwarfofdoom 8 months ago
3:03 - 3:13 Oh my GOSH ITS MINNIE MOUSE! and she has CHILDREN!!!?!?
theaznfishy 10 months ago
I still prefer the Llama song over the Ant song!
Sandbag00 10 months ago
i would trade a gold spinning wheel for a puppet anyday.
Limerickdesign 11 months ago
The Marionette is Another Pinocchio!
ThomasDeCosteTV 11 months ago
And the ants go marching in!!!
bogercs 1 year ago
I always choke up when graham gave the shoes to the old shoemakers and they finally could retire in comfort :') graham is a saint :)
xxxDJJEFF20xxx 1 year ago
@xxxDJJEFF20xxx BUT at the same time he's kinda greedy. He wouldn't let the Elf go unless he got something, and he wanted the gnome's puppet in return for the spinning thread. He's a mixture of good and such xDDD
kibainuzukadogboy 1 year ago
Is that guy in the tavern wearing assless chaps???
MrNobody425 1 year ago
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MrNobody425 1 year ago
Woman at 6:13 sounds like Strong Sad from Homestar Runner.
salient47 1 year ago 35
"I don't know if you'll believe me, but I got it from a little gnome. In fact if you walk down the road a little ways, you can see him for yourself sitting conspicuously out in the open."
rabidrobbie 1 year ago
"Thank you, thank you for saving me from the cat! Now excuse while my children and I go and spread the plague."
rabidrobbie 1 year ago 3
The scene at the inn really escalated quickly - I love how it suckers you into a false sense of security with the quaint music.
Eddywharyadoin 1 year ago
dude, where did you find the game? i wanna play it so bad!
youdontknowjack24 1 year ago
what a bitch he took the kids toy
o3MTA3o 1 year ago 3
01:32
Nazi march ants!
ALHighlander2007 1 year ago
If this were made into an actual movie, Harrison Ford would make a good King Graham. He looks and sounds like him!
ALHighlander2007 1 year ago 2
My goodness. 20 years ago? Where has the time gone?
dwimmerlaik 1 year ago 2
I used to sing the ant song with them when I was a kid.
xxhintoftearsxx 2 years ago
i wish i lived in daventry. adventures, spells, and more adventure.
that kind of stuff :D
swedichboy1000 2 years ago
I hear you on that. For me it spurs the good old imagination. :)
punkqueentheresa 2 years ago
tank. :D
swedichboy1000 2 years ago
Thanks king antony for finding the golden needle for me! btw where were you when i was stuck in the evil forest with no way out?
mclovin911 2 years ago 4
The scene where Graham giving those shoes to the shoe makers brought a tear to my eye(no joke). Graham is so generous.
DJjeff2009 2 years ago 6
Toe-le!
Mencrisse2 2 years ago
wow 7:07 - 7:23
Graham is the nicest person ever
HBKFuckingOwns 2 years ago
JACK HAMMER RAT TEETH FTW
9:17
Mooshkabooble 2 years ago 3
LOL - the rat is a chainsaw.
This must be the DOS version. I purchased the Windows version about 9 years ago from a collection set and the music and sounds are more polished.
Star841 2 years ago 2
wow i played this when i was 7 and to this day i can still remember the ants singing their song as the searched the hay stack. lol
minion6500 2 years ago
haha same here man and that's about as far as I could get without a walkthrough... thank god for AOL back then my first taste of the internet...
SkylineTTurbo 2 years ago
Singing ants FTW!!!
shadowplayer1980 2 years ago
lol, freakin Graham breaking a kid's heart even though his father (or grandfather) will make him another marianette (spell check)
HllywHulk91 2 years ago
what doew he throw to the cat or dog?
gyraqua 2 years ago
He threw the boot at it.
ChameleonicRenegade 2 years ago
=O "Thank you kind sir." At the Tailor's... I remember playing this when it came out and I thought the tailor was a woman! Wow, don't I feel dumb now.
Poenk 2 years ago
I might have lost some details, but isn't Graham king?
Shouldn't he have a bit more power over people or be able to make some demands.
littleNorwegians 2 years ago 2
Normally he would, but this game doesn't take place in Daventry; Graham's kingdom. While he is a king, he has little power in this game's setting. Plus, I think he wants to not draw attention to himself, so as not to draw Mordack's attention.
roy9th 2 years ago
Wow... completely forgot about the singing ants. This will haunts my dreams tonight.
ChibiGingi 2 years ago
And just how did that tailer loose his golden needle in that hay stack behind the country inn?
TheLittleDevil 2 years ago 7
I just realized that there's a fat naked blond guy standing in the back of the tailor's shop.
enricoI 2 years ago 3
"We're the ants sent by king Anthony!! We're coming to help King Graham!!!"
Haha I used to sing that song XDDDDD I was such a cool loser
velvetcat 2 years ago 30
I only had the DOS version, so I didn't even know it had lyrics until just now!
Sprocketman 2 years ago 2
@velvetcat Who didn't? :-D
Daggerkein 1 year ago
@velvetcat I just made this song my ring tone!! :D (Childhood memories to the MAX!)
Harvanic 1 year ago
@velvetcat What song is this?
ScireSpire 10 months ago
@ScireSpire The song that those ants sing..
velvetcat 10 months ago
@velvetcat I know, I mean the name. LoL :)
ScireSpire 10 months ago
@ScireSpire I wasn't aware it had a name :P
velvetcat 10 months ago
@velvetcat All songs should have one right?
ScireSpire 10 months ago
@ScireSpire Okay let's call it the "March of the Ants"
velvetcat 10 months ago
@velvetcat It doesn't work when I searched for it. :(
ScireSpire 10 months ago
@ScireSpire Ah well I just made that name up. That's too bad
velvetcat 10 months ago
@velvetcat You are mean.
ScireSpire 10 months ago
@ScireSpire ....
velvetcat 10 months ago
@velvetcat that song is wayyy cute. I made a save game just before enlisting the ants' help just so that I could listen to the song again later.
sedm3553 6 months ago
I think KQ IV is actually tougher than this. But I prefer this game's puns :D
BeWaTer99 2 years ago
Now I remember the mouse talking, ah the memories of frustration are flooding back.
KFCisallisee 3 years ago
wow this game teaches u about karma. good things happens to grhamn when he really needs it lo
PrettyBoyFalco 3 years ago 2
what a bully, taking the kid's doll lol
PrettyBoyFalco 3 years ago
I never played this game with the voices but I think it's funny as hell that the tailor was FLAMING gay! lmao
phoenixicarus 3 years ago 14
I don't think the people is so friendly nowadays XDDD
BeWaTer99 3 years ago 6
oh man :D ants song :)
pawel1818 3 years ago
Well that was mean of Gram, he stole a little boy's puppet!
Mark14141 3 years ago
ha i wonder how that guy lost the needle in the hay stack
sheogroth 3 years ago
Not just any needle... a GOLDEN NEEDLE! :D
Mark14141 3 years ago
lol that ant marching song used to make me and my best mate laugh so much back in the 90s mind you we were only 8 or 9 when we had this game
shboom76 3 years ago
Retiring from a pair of shoes. Man, cost of living must have been next to nothing.
stillirise83 3 years ago
I remember even as a little kid cringing every time the ants started singing.
KrazyTheLoanShark 3 years ago 5
Since when have ants kings ? =)
crippled82 3 years ago 4
How the hell are you going to take a toy from a child?! WTF is wrong with this King?!
Kojain 3 years ago 3
Oh well. Things are only what you need them for. What's important is who needs them more.
-The Baker in "Into the Woods"
dubs19842008 3 years ago
what is it with kings quest and hurting cats? :P
j/k :D
Madmel1st 3 years ago 3
Go in that place next to the straw pile earlier in the game. Haha.
ahshorn 3 years ago
What happens when you do that?
(Sorry, I don't have the game anymore ._.)
LucySkyz 3 years ago
You get tied up but the rat doesn't free you.
ahshorn 3 years ago
Well... I knew that, I was thinking of something else =P
LucySkyz 3 years ago
Jeez, the guy was just getting in the inn but was knocked out for talking
PLCTheCd 3 years ago
Yeah, I can't believe those men's attitude :S
LucySkyz 3 years ago
curse their testosterone.
r0bz0rly 3 years ago
dude graham prolly gets so much dome after he did all this shit
Ducksrule123 3 years ago
The shoe salesman's wife is kinda apathetic.
Skullrape 3 years ago
i'd be willing to bet Graham has never been laid.
baxill23 3 years ago
He has twins...
Aldrius 3 years ago
I'm aware... it was a joke alluding to his personality.
baxill23 3 years ago
Aha.
Well he did have to go on a huge journey just to find a woman, didn't he?
Aldrius 3 years ago
I'm almost positive that I JUST explained the joke since it seemed to have gone way over your head. Let me spell it out for you one more time so there is no more mis-understanding...
I'm aware of his kids as I have played this game many times before. The joke about him not having ever been laid was a reference to his boy-scout like, matter-of-fact, naive personality.
If you still don't understand than I am sorry, there's nothing else I can say.
baxill23 3 years ago
I got it.
With my last post, I was suggesting (in language that implied that I knew you were no doubt aware of the fact) that he had to go to the ends of the earth just to find a woman who would have his children. And if that went over your head then I don't know how to explain it to you.
But explaining jokes isn't very funny, so let's just leave it at that. =(
Aldrius 3 years ago
retiring off a pair of shoes... man the times they are a changing! lol
Joshyboy1986 3 years ago
Man, he wants something in return from everybody except the old couple. He took a child's toy away! That sled better be necessary since it meant taking a child's toy away to get it! To think there's a way to get untied from the ropes in the basement. I could never understand that scene, going into an inn and getting tied up for no reason.
AnimeOtakuStar 3 years ago 3
WTF? That tailor is a guy...I thought it was a woman???
Ishbu101 3 years ago
It's supposed to be like a stereotypical gay guy...
It's all in very bad taste.
Aldrius 3 years ago
Everyone is so polite in this game! You really don't see that any more.
Neuralscan 3 years ago 3
Yeah...now you got games like GTA...haha.
Ishbu101 3 years ago 4
the guy from the hotel, sounds like a mobster (the one that knocked out Graham)
BigF34 3 years ago 2
The shoemaker looks like the mailman from Mr. Rogers! :D
moodyblues85 3 years ago 2
that house looks like shrecks swamp
Nentendo64 3 years ago
I love when Sierra(roberta Williams) mix Disney and popular story book with the KQ games.
b215apple 3 years ago
That rat in the inn at the end was hilarious. Her teeth sound like a chainsaw. XD
Tarfas 3 years ago 2
What version is this?
HBourgoin 3 years ago
I'm sure it was said many times already, but man is Cedric a penis of an owl - I would've kicked him out of the partnership for all his cowardly crap. Actually, I probably wouldn't have welcomed him in the first place. He's useless so far, and I forget if he even comes in handy throughout the game.
Goldsac 4 years ago
Unfortunately, he does. If he didn't, you could just leave him as harpy food, but nooooooo.
Yamamanama 3 years ago
How does a rat chew through a chain :P
or are those ropes?
BSODProductionz 4 years ago
They're ropes.
HBourgoin 3 years ago
i gae the golden needle to the fortune teller lol
AkariLee 4 years ago 2
In the witch's forest, he traps the elf and the elf pleads with Graham to let him go, and Graham's response is "Why Should I? What will you do for me?" Yet he just gives this old couple who he's never met before a pair of shoes worth enough to allow a retirement? The only explanation is that King Graham is a racist towards elves.
quietdisdain 4 years ago 5
lmao.
BSODProductionz 4 years ago
He's played Tales of Phantasia. The elves are Nazis in that game.
Yamamanama 4 years ago
*ridiculously humiliating harry potter reference = win
callmechia 4 years ago
in graham's defense, that pesky elf had stolen his emeralds... the old couple, on the other hand, hadn't stolen anything and (more importantly) was in need of a donation.
NickelSamurai 2 years ago
That's the cutest rat ever.
OhHenry88 4 years ago 3
"Graham puts the GIGANTIC sled, er... in his pocket".
callmechia 4 years ago 3
rofl! i thought i was the only one who noticed this :P
BSODProductionz 4 years ago
As a kid I loved the ants singing :-D
Useless as a walkthrough, wonderful to bring back memories :)
Jeronimous84 4 years ago
I like all the kq games but Number 6 is by far my favorite. Ya tubular Monkey your correct on Roberta applying the Voice for the woman in the Pie shop.
Fender178 4 years ago
that tailor is G-A-Y!!!!!
thearbiter1780 4 years ago 2
... and what was he doing in the hay stack that made him lose that needle? Roberta Williams has SUCH a dirty mind.
BillieCassin 4 years ago
hahahahah!
thearbiter1780 4 years ago
I used to think the tailor was a female until I clicked the eye and it said it was a him.
PILMAN 4 years ago
toy shopkeeper takling german :)
coolANDIboy 4 years ago
lol I like how Graham is like "I have your prized possession! NOW GIVE ME SOMETHING MWAHAHAHA"
geez :D
Kamiawolf 4 years ago 2
He has to be tough sometimes. Kinda funny how he always knows what attitude to have.
DanielBMS 4 years ago
I also like how he can detect what seemingly useless stuff to pick up - who ever knew an harp could be useful to have in an adventure?
BillieCassin 4 years ago
"thank you kind sir" lol talking to a woman
alexander1485 4 years ago
I think the ants have a very strange song. I can understand it but still.....It's hard to completely understand what they are singing. it sounds like they're calling him King Ram....
DestroierOfGoodLuna 4 years ago
Holy cow Gramne, way to skeeze a kids toy right out of his hands.
Mimekiller 4 years ago
that rat is.....VERY annoying -__-
imthaone 4 years ago
What's funny about that is apparently that's the one voiced role Roberta Williams (the game series' creator) has in this game.
TheSkyRender 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure that Roberta Williams voices the woman who buys the pie at the bakery.
TubularMonkey 4 years ago
roberta also plays one of the harpies.
NickelSamurai 2 years ago
The saying "Trying to find a needle in a haystack" carries a whole new meaning for me after watching this!!
What does "Strupples" mean?? It is said by the gay tailor!
happy7117 4 years ago
He says "scruples". Look it up.
TheSkyRender 4 years ago
Man, I never realised how much of a jerk Graham can be. The mark of a seasoned adventurer who knows the score.
Oh, and the Ants' song kicks ass
tapnerd 4 years ago
Graham's NOT a jerk.
HBourgoin 4 years ago
... So wait. What about the innkeeper and the tailor and the haystack?
DasMischungBaby 4 years ago
...hehe. So, a little roll in the hay caused the tailor to lose his needle, hmm? *snicker*
tapnerd 4 years ago 3
Graham kicks ass
crimsondeath00 4 years ago
Quid pro quo, Mr. Gnome, quid pro quo!
TubularMonkey 4 years ago
We're the aaaants, sent by King Antonyyyy, were coming to heeeelp, King Graham! lol I remember the words.
KrisScofield 4 years ago
Now what would you ever do without the talking mouse
LimeGhost117 4 years ago
Die
HughDaana 4 years ago
It's a rat.
HBourgoin 3 years ago
Thanks.. I played this game years ago.. It brings back memories!
AdnanAMAN1980 4 years ago
sining ants lol thats funny lol
iliketoplaygames 4 years ago