Top Gear - Aston Martin V12 Vantage VS Morris Marina

[MrYair357]

240p we meet again ...

[MclarenGooner12]

It's pretty ambiguous that a Piano has never fallen on a Morris Marina when either Jeremy, James or Richard are in it, Stig is obviously an exception

[kodokuhead]

epic faild

[unocoth]

man i hate it win that happens

[slitor]

DERPY!!!

[Chris9017]

That's the 100th time a piano fell on a Morris Marina.

[iSubmission]

I dont get the joke :(

[Annihilator1111]

did careless airs did it again on the Marina lol

[BioGeometric066]

I'm not even 30 seconds into watching this and i KNOW a piano is going to fall on the Morris.

[kenq9]

Lol 0:48

[Mr220393]

The Marina is not as a bad a car as what some people like Jeremy think, yes they have their faults but with a little knowledge of DIY maintenance, they are cheap to run with a decent fuel economy. I am 18 and I have really cheap classic insurance for my Marina automatic. They also guarantee that people will stare at you and give you some attention because of the age of your vehicle and will not depreciate as fast as a modern car regardless of faults.

[Phleeper]

I wish I had enough money to drop a piano on a Bugatti Veyron in front of Clarkson just to see the look on his face.

[harrisonekalsone123]

which season?

[lnm4444]

And up in the air, a grey Pegasus with bad eyesight is flashing a silly grin.

[superHsson]

Porsche just has V6 and V8 engines and it's better than Aston martin !

[superHsson]

I prefer Germany sport cars.. like Porsche, It put a lot of options like GT and GTS and Turbo...

Unlike Aston Martin It's just depend on V12 and V8 engines and drink a lot of fuel

[PrickityPrick]

@superHsson the problem is that an Aston Martin is more appealing than a porsche.

[ROCKSOLID19]

@superHsson When you buy a Porsche, Aston Martin or any other similar car, you don't talk about fuel efficiency, its not like choosing to buy a petrol or diesel Mini. The reason why Porsche are more fuel efficient is because they have to meet very strict US standards on emissions esp in California as this is their most important market. They have the vast financial might to achieve that. If there was no emissions regulations, the manufacturing of cars would go out of hand.

[tehrandome]

Piano avion malheuresment strikes again

[BataLukaBeograd]

I like Morris Marina... It is a good car!!

[KEEMinternational]

Boring...

[78therage]

lmfao

[4694vaisakh]

wtf

[arguemental]

I thaught a piano would fall on the guy!

[BRiSeries]

WTF! LOL

[jorn89]

The Morris Marina is on my shirt from Finalgear, it does have a piano floating above it... :P

[TraustiGeir]

Stig gets hit by a piano...like a BOSS!

[Dennispkz]

28 people are from the Morris marina club

[Anzhausen]

512 people can play the piano better than the Moris Marina

[TarnoZ058]

You have the title of this song ??

[nousernamesification]

Jeremy Clarkson is Top Gear!



[bananowyjestemsobie]

It's not TG, it's "The Duel" DVD by Clarkson

[paul88146]

is this a new episode or something i never saw it

[hamzah510]

@paul88146 its a dvd

[linkingisnonsense]

Saw that coming...

[TraustiGeir]

@linkingisnonsense Many did, but let's not spoil the surprise. ;)

[shobin05]

its careless airways!

[ethownzbh]

stiggy lives!!!

[orodrethcarnesir]

stig the ..(wth hes made off)

[pepsibottleq]

Poor Stig...... 24 hours in THAT thing? Oh never mind here comes a Piano

[JazzVanSwingman]

Was the STIG going to kill Jeremy?

[ibanezmanvicente8a]

@mikelove2110 victorias secret is that the person that started the store is actually a guy called victor. so thats his secret. i know your comment was just a joke but im just sayin lol

[sparkarna]

Some say that's Stigs own piano. Used to be, atleast.

[zhbvenkhoReload]

Races against martians always go wrong.

[SeatBeltFTW]

Clarkson should've said a "Some say" line when the stig got out of it.

[amityahalom]

SOME SAY HE CAN BEAT CHUCK NORISS WHILE HE IS TIED UP...

[theladat12345]

thats it.. thats the same piano that fell on my car. i need to call the cops before it strikes again

[TheReddevil0121]

@theladat12345 lol

[GOLDENPUG101]

@theladat12345  lol

[AudiofPA]

@mikelove2110 Some say he is Victoria's Secret.

[J3FFY28]

AMERICAN POWER!!! we did that...we dropped the piano on it from 7,000 feet in the air! but it missed the aston martin and hit the morris...sorry :)

[perfutarou]

stig 死んじゃうよww

[TheRoflkopters]

"Jim Dooley - Noble Globe" i found the song at the end 1:09 tnx to Shazam, but i cant find nothing on youtube or google... Jim Dooley is composer and there is no track from him called Noble Globe.. if you find something let me know ;)

[Mkjhbhbg]

I want to buy a piano like this one, and they are destroing,,, WHY?

[Mkjhbhbg]

I want to uy

[ischecool]

short Race!

[Katalistify]

right hand driving sucks...

[777Surikata]

Stig is unbroking man :D



[redfireblast57]

i don't get the point

[CheesePieWithChips]

i just knew that would happen:)

[coolguy209111]

funniest part when Stig get out of the car

[JBVITESSE]

Should have dropped the piano on the fat bloke in the white car

[danyelnecula92]

@JBVITESSE

i think u own a morris dude:))

[AstonRichard]

damn aston looks so small while he getting inside the car

[boldbulkhead]

0:49 OMG is The Stig okey?

[mcobinad]

My Grandmother drove the Morris Marina back in the 80's. Full of memories.

[sekt159]

17 people are Morris Marrina's owner? lol

[Jesus45U]

Personally, I think it would have been more interesting, if they had actually done the race.

[dremavs41]

This is TOP GEAR.. "Ambitious but Rubbish" hahahaaa

[bamboali]

tht aston looks stunnin

[mokay14]

i thought there was goin 2 be a fair race lol

[TheNissanfairlady]

ballZ at 0:49 XD

[derekpygarrett]

The Morris Marina deserves being crushed by pianos, they're bloody terrible, ugly, poorly built.

[WhoWantsSomePussy]

why is it that the Stig always survive despite the fact the cars he gets in sometimes get crushed?!

[vVDeviLVv]

14 people have Morris Marina's XD

[kokoyakyu]

@BearsDkills

If you know anything about Top Gear, you would know that they hate Morrises and somehow every time one ends up on their show a piano magically comes and destroys it.

[BearsDkills]

Top Gear is such baised bullshit, hes partial to all British cars, he loves Land Rover, Aston, JAguar etc.. IN reality the Aston Martins BLOW. The only thing it has is a pretty face, other than that it does absolutely nothing well. Over priced, bottom of the barrel performance for the price and the numbers don't impress ANYONE.

[TheSoundzUK]

@BearsDkills we buy it because its a luxury gt car... its not a supercar like the murcilago is,its more like the ferarri californai but sounds much nicer and looks alot better.i still think jaguar and range rover are better than anything else in the range.it depends why u buy a car....Dont be mad because america cant make cars... Look at ur almighty muscle cars that have huge engines with low bhp 3rd world suspention and technology,the only good car thats made in america is the plastic corvette

[j5o14jq222]

@TheSoundzUK 2 true

[BearsDkills]

@TheSoundzUK

Jaguar, Land Rover, they were all shit quality and ZERO reliability untill Ford gave them the money to develope and now the INDIANS of all people have them doing the right thing. So thank America for saving your cars.

[TheSoundzUK]

@BearsDkills ?????so weve gone from talking about why we like aston martins to you bringing india into? doesnt matter who helps make them,theyre still better in the range....

[BearsDkills]

@TheSoundzUK

I like Astons for their sound, and abviously the looks as does everyone else. Now I have never driven one, but I have been driven around in one. Yes they are GT cars, but there are GT cars that do the same thing better for a much lesser price. MB SL65 amg, M6, etc.. Aston simply charges more money because they can, they dont offer anything special that justifies the premium. It's just the badge. And Jeremy is biased to everything British.

[TheSoundzUK]

@BearsDkills so are the yanks biased to everything american,as the australians are about their cars....

[glovemonkey]

@BearsDkills ha ha i take it all back septics do have a sense of humour

[ohedd]

This gave me fuzzy feelings.

[Nskawtea1]

This mad me laugh xD

[aviatorsbh]

The poor piano...

[lilwayne202020]

man i hate when that happens....

[WRX125rider]

what seasion and episode?

[167CR]

138 people are v12 vantage lovers. 13 people are morris marina owners club

[akieabdul]

Lmao I love this show :)

[Tokyuuu]

lol i thought the stig was dead.

[mrspivvy]

Pathetic. that car survived 32 years and now ruined in an instant for a cheap laugh. I've owned them and funnily enough do not blindly think they are shite just because the gospel according to Clarkson says so.

[princepersia1]

@mrspivvy LMFAO no the Morris Marina IS a piece of turd. It has no appeal, it's for poor weirdos who rape children. Fuck off back to the Marina owners club so you can talk with your faggot friends about the hideous looks and the anal sex reliability and the semen performance. Clarkson is always right motherfucker and if you ever comment you YouTube again I'll find you and kill your Morris Marina BAHAHAHA :D XD

[mrspivvy]

@princepersia1 well you seem to know an awful lot about it, you pig felcher.

[princepersia1]

@mrspivvy I cannot believe people actually like these pieces of shit. I actually thought Clarkson was joking but I CANNOT believe it's true. Morris Marina owner club? W.T.F?!! O_o

[rivercraig]

@princepersia1 I've done some research on this Marina phenomenon and it turns out it's a combination of preserving a part of british motoring history combined with the novelty of driving around in a shitty car that is also a classic car or in this case more of an old car.

[tjf4375]

@rivercraig heh he yeh it's a strange phenomenon - I always think of it as the 'full credibility circle effect', where something is so SOOOOOO bad it comes round full circle and becomes good again. A few other things seem to benefit from this effect, like Cliff Richard, Prisoner: Cell Block H and Garibaldi biscuits.

[blackhawk192]

What Series, episode show is this??

[kleofaz]

Lol...

[urinarybladder]

CARELESS AIRWAYS RULES! XD

[tropico79]

whats the ending music? sound like pirates of the caribbean

[Lauder10R]

Hmmmm? scared that the old junk heap would win?

I know what I'd spend my money on....

[DeLorean4]

Bullshit.

[oscarmofo]

8 people are members of the morris marina owners club...

[helazahg]

@oscarmofo well its kinda gone up to 21 now

[oscarmofo]

@helazahg '6 months later' 21 people are now members of the morris marina owners club... :)

[capevidenceify]

@oscarmofo 4 month later 36 people are members of the morris marina owners club:)It's growing !

[112namrepus]

song at 0:19?

[Mikeado66]

This may have been said already, but this is from one of Jeremy's DVDs, not TopGear.

[Whipko]

Just imagine something went wrong and the piano would fall on Aston Martin :P

[godzassassiinz]

I so expected that lol

[DragonFlames24]

@aubreytube Really? It's tradition on Top Gear to drop pianos on Morris Marinas. :P

[Ozzyrecon]

lol



[ksuaning]

Dam those helicopter piano removalist that moved next to the track.

[RacketOfficial]

i want a morris marina, just because its cheap for me to insure but i will be watching the skys.

[TanyaRocksMe]

This is why, even given the chance, I'll never drive a Morris Marina-pianos tend to fall on them from the sky.

[orlandoautoexaminer]

Poor piano.

[ha1072]

wont be seeing him anymore LOL

[XjerichoX12]

put miniguns in the engine and you've got yourself a fucking car but like it wasn't already

[Thedailyishrant]

what is the point in depriving people who car about marinas the joy of ownership by killing them all, how would fat bankers like it if we deprived them of astons by mashing them up, marina might not have been excellent quality but it has charm and beauty to it, I see nothing like that in the aston, sell the aston save some marinas

[lightssmith]

@Thedailyishrant Right... charm? I suppose in the same way an alfa is charming - you sort of bond with it in a steam cloud on the side of the road, and beauty? err.... you call an old, rusty breadbox beautiful then? Right, hate to meet your wife.

[Thedailyishrant]

@lightssmith well they do say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I admitted that they weren't brilliant but I still like them, also what is the point in trying to correct me, just leave me and my "crap" car to ourselves

[dccstone]

I'm surprised Stig wasn't killed to death

[FlameThrash900]

lol wow ben collins is soo tank why not strapp him to a atomic bomb then

[5favswccbm]

lol that guys awesome

[Rafagafanhotobra]

5 people got piano'd on a Marina on their honeymoons.

[HORVATH1962]

I was dragged up on a council estate & have no desire to own a modern Aston Martin (or BMW or AUDI or MB, etc) I would own a classic Marina though. Ideally in BEIGE with a Biscuit interior and Chocolate Vinyl roof c/w 'Wetbastard' folding sunroof. Sadly the Brits have lost their once proud sense of Irony. We're all aspirational now because years of Thatcherism and Tory Blatcher's Nu Labour Government have made us so. Now dropping the Marina on the Aston Martin. That WOULD have been funny.

[blueberryboy16]

lmao, "annoyingly a piano fell on the morris"

[gfromtha713]

What Clarkson DVD is this from??

[thechucknorrisraper]

its not top gear one of jeremy clarksons christmas dvds

[97I30T]

Lol why do people get so pissed that Top Gear destroys Morris Marinas? They suck balls!!!! Theyre about as cool as Ford Tempos

[jairokg]

can you see where they pried the door open for the stig to get in.

[CodyLee6969]

the aston migh get better fuel economy if he doesnt run it hard. he could just stick with the marina b/c the marina would have to run hard to go fast when the aston could just put around

[kaimelis]

its not top gear.. its some clarkson dvd?

[sparge2]

martinhoier i live in the real world my friend ive been into cars for all my life i used to love top gear but i think clarson has lost touch with reality .and futhermore whats the point of ruining a good usable classic car its stood the test of time .. im not into these cars myself i love old classic fords but ive driven aston martin and to be honest im not that fussed at the end of the day that aston is not hand built like the db5 thats a real car ok

[sparge2]

wat a load of bollllox id drop the piano on the other shit aston i hate stupid cars like these wat is the point of ruining a perfectly good useable classic id like to see that shitbox of an aston in 20 years time yeah right prob be made into a childs seat

[martinhoier1988]

@sparge2 If you think so than you are a complete and utter fool who doesn't understand the beauty, the soul, and the automotive perfection that goes into making every single Aston! Honestly man, you are just making a laughing stock out of yourself..

[agnostikguy]

ouch ,! a piace of that piano hit the Aston...

[superkryp13]

what's the tune that starts at 1:09

[superkryp13]

was the Marina as bad as people r making it sound i mean I know here in the US it was horrible for safety and all that but was it really that bad

[BiigiZBaK]

what season/episode is this?

[CarbineGuy]

HAHA YES!

[dhrubo111]

yo that mad me lol

[Adelante077]

The stig is Peggy from Eastenders :)

[nicobellicliberty]

"So if you want to work in the Top Gear team. There's only one rule. Do NOT own a Morris Marina. If you do. Then be ready for raining piano"

[Killswitch500]

Why was I expecting that:P

[764Crimson]

song @1:09?

[PartyLike1969]

What is this from??? A new clarkson dvd?

[WillRennar]

Careless Airways proving its sterling delivery record once again, I see.

[TheRattleSnake93]

that's why you shouldn't mess with Top Gear

[Torcika]

STIG -the only man who can defeat Chuck Norris

[dannylethal]

@Torcika they say that chuck norris learnd from the stig. lol

[circutracer150]

@Torcika Actually, the Stig is Chuck's sperm....

[wue2117]

@Torcika what if the stig IS Chuck Norris?

imagine that. too much awesome for one to handle.

[Razcul3603]

@Torcika, one other actually Chuck Norris' Martial arts trainer.

[FatalDecimator]

@Torcika OMG... Chuck Norris IS Stig!!!!

[nickys34]

@Torcika Chuck Norris is a homosexual. He has a cock broom.

[DarkSignal59]

@Torcika Stig's not that good yet

oh and nice car,the V12 Vantage,looks cool

[windflasher0]

@Torcika Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.

[DarkSignal59]

@windflasher0 yeah but death was too scared to tell chuck norris that he's dead so he keeps on kicking ass even today.you think it's a coincidence that bruce lee's dead now? ^^ chuck's REVENGE

[windflasher0]

@DarkSignal59 hey, wasn't there a movie about a puppet called chuck?

[DarkSignal59]

@windflasher0 i think you're talking about "Chucky" yeah,that doll that's killing everyone ^^ great horror movie

[maxydude98]

@Torcika i thought the Stig WAS Chuck Norris.