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  • What is all this Year-Thing? Dont know what you do, but I am watching this now. My Gosh...

  • thumbs up if your watching this in 3577

  • thumbs up if youre watching this in the year 1230

  • @XxRaidanAidanxX On iStone?

  • i fell into a tile hole in some tall grass when me and my dad were going paintballing i was on my4 wheeler at the time yea it fluking hurt

  • toby rolling down the hill in a snow ball weeeeeww

  • the worst ski crash was me flying off a rock running into a tree than finding out I broke a rib.....

  • 3D glasses?

  • that run was what, a green?

  • Tried to side-step someone at rugby, turns out I left my foot behind in a patch of mud.

  • thats a fail, a toby turner ski fall fail

  • trying to do a backflip off of a trampoline.... it didn't end very well

  • Another accident was when i tried jumping over a jope 2 or 3 metres above the ground, the rope was just above my feet so i went from straight and verticle in the air and the fliped alomost upside down so when i landed, verticly (i ddint just trip my foot was stuck the whole way down) my chest was on the ground, my back bent straight into the air, and then my legs bent back, over my head infront for a moment, im not flexible so it hurt, almost fainted, and worse it was on a camp for army cadets

  • @crangesJ that sucks

  • I was riding a bike fast down a hill, when the seat broke off which caused my balls too land on the spinning weel, could have been worse, could have given my butt crack a rash, im just glad the weel didnt pull my testicle sack with it and jam them in the metal part above the weel, that would ahve fucked me up imagine that

  • My biggest wipe out was when i was downhill skiing i fell and rolled down the rest of the hill

  • @renzd2 Lol did you gather up heeps of snow and end up in a big snow ball? heheh

  • My worst wipeout was doing one of my biggest jumps ever, and landing it and then hitting a smaller jump but going too fast i leaned too far forward and my left ski caught the snow. I went plummeting down and hit my right side and walked into the lodge. I then took off all my stuff and walked to ski patrol. I then proceeded to pass out which i woke up in a hospital with a concussion and 2 broken ribs. Do do do do do do do FEEL MY PAIN. BOOP

  • Omg who is that, is that Paul Rudd?:D

    I LAUGHED SO HARD HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • i think my freind can play it on a ocerana cuz hes made his own one from clay

  • Do Do Do Doo Do Do

  • *thumbed up*

  • i was skating really fast and than a skater falls in front of me so i rammed into him by accident from half rink and went flying into the boards on the other side

  • i was in my country then i got on a bike and rode it down a steep hill broke my face...NO not my face my head then went to the hospital few weeks later pealed my dryed blood...OH and you know what I actually broke my head 4 ******* TIMES!!!! twice with the refrigarator that time and the fourth one i atcually forget but right know i recoverd my memorie...I think that...NOPE!!! fell of ma bike when i was on a ******* gazebo fell down had a runny nose and...well im running out of letters so im NO!

  • My biggest wipe out was when I tried to give a dog a kiss on the nose and it bit my face... I was about 7.

  • Not convinced that an animal's facial expression means the same for the animal as for the human.

  • I triped on rollerskates and scraped my knee then as I got up my sister came down on her skates and banged into me which made me kick the BBQ and it fell over and started a mini fire. I know what your thinking "i bet they just made that up" but i didn't i still have the scars on my knee about the sixe of a thumb and there are three of them.

  • the dog looks sad what are u doing to him toby

  • :3 puppy wants attention

  • i had a pretty bad skiing wipeuot this year...

  • I'm sure I've had worse skiing wipeouts than Toby's xD

  • TOBY IS IN SMILEY!!! SEARCH TRAILER

  • Dont ship us away!!

  • thumbs up if youre watching this in the year 3000

  • @TheGabeisawesome haha you time travel too? Cool, did you hear about that lazer rifle they made over in chine in 3000 about feb?

  • 756341 people fell from his ski's

  • yeah... i wish i could sneeze, i have a cold :'O

  • I DID sneeze this time Tobuscus twice! 2!

  • Wait... he was in a Sundance film?! ...I feel sorry for him now...

  • worst wipe out? when ur mom tripped and caused three 50 meter high tidal waves

    ad when she landed on ur other mom's dick

    >[====)

  • My biggest wipe-out... hmm, I have two. One was a skiing fail as well; it was my first time but I hadn't fallen all that much so we went on the Black Diamond. I was going down slowly and towards the end, my ski caught and I rolled and my sister laughed. She told me she thought I was dead. My other one wasn't my fault- some idiot decided to throw his arm around and it smacked me in the face while I was diving into a pool. Ah, swim team...

  • YOU WANNA SEE A COOL PICTURE?

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    Isn't it amazing? It's an ant.

  • omg toby doesn't have elf ears!

  • My worst wipe out ever: I was riding my bike with my sister and we were going on the sidewalk and My sister was getting on and I couldn't stop so we crashed and fell and some lady was like, are you okay and my dad's like, yeah yeah sure they're fine and I was like x.x and then we got up and pretended it never happened

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  • @spikehead711 TOBUSCUS ROCKS!?! Freakin' rocks made of Tobuscus. that's gonna cause some serious potential murder darkness!!!

  • hello i'm British for sum reason

    u can't be British u can be English because there is 3 languages for British

    so yeah :) 

  • thumbs up if your watching this in 2012

  • @bighead92398

    What's wrong with your kind..

    Bunch of attention whores, go back to facebook and twitter

  • MIDTRO OF ALOT OF WHITNESS

  • When I was nine, i was skiing and i was on a run called the Elevator. I didn't know how to slow down, so i went down at like 15,000 mph and wiped out. i was screaming at the top of my lungs. I lost both skiis and my dignity.

  • my worse wipeout was when i was snowboarding down a double black diamand mountain and i did a sharp front turn and i fell cause i went to sharp and twisted my knee and broke it

  • I thought he said he had only seen snow twice in his life?!?!

  • you should literal Vampires Suck

  • My little brother laught his ass of when you showed us how good you can sking. ;)

  • My worst wipeout?

    I was about 10 or 11 and I was biking down a bike trail with my friend and saw a piece of grass on my front tire (Near the bolt) and I reached for it with my foot to kick it out and my foot went into the spokes. FRONT FLIP! True story.

    Story #2

    Was biking down the same bike trail (different spot) and was looking at the horse ranch and when I turned back, there was a HUGE branch in my path. I put both my hands up to protect myself. That didn't do much.

  • I don't care...I'm naming my next dog Needy. All I have to do is wait for my current dog to die. WHY won't you die current dog?....Awww I made myself sad.

  • when i hit a parked car without looking

  • I was climbing out my window and the gutter broke and I splat on cement  And once I was skating and almost hit the Hubbard perfectly but fell back and it was a stair set so I landed on the other set under that one and I had no air in my lungs for 3 min till Igot thi brething mask thing

  • SKI FAIL and a CONTEST! not a good match

  • I nearly broke my neck skiing... My mum broke her neck the previous day.

    Bless her face.

    (She's not actually dead)

  • -_=.................... ITS A ROBOT CYBORG

  • he said he would S.O.P.A. that in a video. :P lol

  • press 6 for a TWANSITION!

  • My worst wipeout ever was when I tried to ride a sleigh while standing up on it... Backwards.

  • My worst wipeout was at the high school and i was attemting to do a backflip and ...BACK-FLOP!

  • first time skiing, no helmet, no glasses, pulling camera out... toby :')

  • Does this go as top comment then (>^_^)> Toby gets this hugg. Ps please toby talk to me for me birthday (25th)

  • Sideburns and elf ears good combo!

  • 1:28 irluvhersiolgchetrogilhaewiotr­ceiuAZHDSf FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  • I did sneeze. Thank you, Toby.

  • My worst wipeout was when I said Wassup girl? to ya mum

  • That's the bunny slope lol and I died

  • my worst wipeout was febuary 2010, I just started the hawk run when I hit a bump, my ski's came off, I fell, rolled in the snow a bit then just layed there for a while them someone grabed my ski's, and brought them down for me. needless to say, that was not my best day on the slopes. (unless you count the time I tripped on a tree root while skiing and twisted my wrist)

  • 1:59 your welcome

  • were those 3d glasses toby?

  • creepers gonna creep

  • @hawkeys987 O YEA, WELL THIS IS A WORM THAT WAS CUT UP INTO PIECES ----- mine is more unique

  • Toby Turner? What happened to Timmy Turner? :c

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  • My worst wipe out on this planet gave me amnesia from a head injury. I remember the top of the ski hill... then I was in the hospital...

  • why does every good youtuber have a dog

  • @DashingBag Because dogs are amazing. Cats, too, but I'm more of a dog person :D

  • still funny in 2012! :) , go toby

  • When I fell and broke my coller bone

  • Is he wearing 3D glasses? -_-

  • @jessskify No i think those are glasses for when you ski so you dont get snow blindness ive wore them before they work really well

  • @jessskify yes

  • @jessskify No im watching in 1195 of couse...

  • I did the superman and a frontflip and almost broke my neck (BMX)

  • i got distracted by a feather saw a bird and everyone died

  • I finally sneezed during a video! Life is complete!

  • ill play the ocarina for you!

  • Tobys Dog is so CUTE!!!!!

  • i know IT! :)

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  • @TheUltraComedy Because that is original.

  • thumbs up if you have never sneezed in any of his videos

  • 2:01 i rofl "i just pulled my camera out cuz im an idiot" ROFL!

  • This year the Friday before new years I was snowbording and crashed and broke my wrist I'm still in a cast D=

  • i has spinning around in a circle, fell and smashed into a speaker... tooth went through my lip, got a ton of stitches...... i was 4

  • I was wearing socks on a slipery driveway and, of coarse, I slip and slam my head into the post seperating the double garage and got a black eye.

  • I SUCK AT SKIING. So Bad.

  • I used to be a professional ski'er like you...

    but th.......

    NO!

  • @Wowzamagoogification But then you failed at skiing :(

  • I used to be a proffesional ski'er like you, but then my camera took a snow to the lense

  • what happened to that dog?

  • My worst wipe out?? I went skating holding the back of my friends scooter .. we went like 60km/h and he thought it would be fun to ride over gravel ..............................­..

  • Worst wipe out. I jumped out of a moonbounce...... on my head

  • worst wipe out? well, i was riding my bike down a hill when i lost control and i busted my face open. don't ask for the details for it is way too embarrassing

  • ohhhh old Toby. Not that I don't really like the new Toby as well. This comment doesn't make any sense does it. oh well *brohoof*

  • I sneezed right before he bless you. My life is complete!

  • ohh yo bled on the snow mother natures gunna be mad at you

  • Hey toby... want to go skiing with me?

  • lol when he was talking about pointy ears i said, "Well, you are left handed..." lol then he started tailing about zelda xD

  • i fell on my head on my tile

  • my b day is aug 21

  • The camra was is a pakege because it borak when Toby fell on it skiing

  • u should make one for the godfather the 5 families

  • I fell off my bike on my arm.Later that week, I fell on the same arm.Needless to say, it's still slightly f*cked up.

  • @ 00:52 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED 

  • Press and Hold Ctrl + W and LIKE my Comment, thats a FAIL

  • i fumbled

  • I was snowboarding for the first time i went down a hill really fast an faceplanted in to the snow like 3 times while doing painful rolls

  • i fell on skiis once. basically, i did a barrell roll, then slid down for about 10 feet before stopping. then i got back up and kept going.

  • Ya know... I actually sneezed during this video so thank you.

  • Skiing is gay, now snowboarding, that's f**king awesome

  • i dont know about my worst wipeout, but my brother fell on his snowboard and rolled into a tree once, it was hilarious

  • when i whent snowboarding i whent like 10 feet in the air and belly flopt on the hilll IT HURT

  • holy shmit i did just sneeze lol thank you Tobuscus

  • I used to go skiing but I took a snow in the face...

  • When I face planted the bottom of the ocean

  • Pizza wedge Pizza wedge!!!

  • i dont know who of my subscribers is awsomest? shane dawson? makemebad35? smosh? or tobuscus?

  • I used to like snow, then I took an arrow to the ski..

  • My worst wipeout was skiing too!!!! I kinda fell then I couldn't get back up, and I couldn't find my other ski...

  • The worst wipe out I had was when I tripped over my own feet, which caused my to skin my knee. Or it could be that time I almost fell in a fire...

  • One of my worst wipeouts was when I was at a skatepark and I went off a ledge and I bent my leg backwards and I hit my head on the ledge.

  • drunk to much coffe:-)

  • AAAAAAH!!!!!! toby!! you made me crave skiing

  • man now I want to go skiing! :(

  • i love your elf ears toby!!! the haters will die . . .

  • 2:01 is he wearing black 3D glasses?

  • Intro of newbie skier then whiteness then whiteness

  • I drove a Segwey off a cliff.

  • no intro/outro of darkness then redness then whiteness? WHAT IS THISS?!!??!!??!

  • In the middle of school asembaly it was outside in the boiling heat and i fainted and knocked my teacher over. XD

  • @MistyTheCat753 I was about 9 or 8. ;u;

  • my worst wipeout ever was falling of my quad (four wheeler) when I was 7. OnO It was going to fast....a sharp turn........then ploop. Me falled downwards on me arm. hen me sprained it then had to put bandages on et. ;u; then after that me and my family went to Golden Coral and we ate salads and vegietables. ;u;

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  • for those who want to watch the skiing bit...

    1:59

  • my worst wipeout on the planet? landing on the planet of course....wait your not aliens? oh....

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    all the way YEH

  • @MultiCheese77 >_< IKR?!

  • i rolled down a hill on a huge wagon and crashed in a rosebush

  • Worst wipeout..... I've had some pretty bad ones....

    So, growing up, my block had this HUGE hill. And by huge, I mean like...decent size, but you can get a LOTTTT of speed going down it on any wheel-mounted thing. My dad had been messing with one of the bajillion bikes we had so I took that one and went really fast down the hill. The front tire was flat-ish and I hit a bump and I slammed into the handlebars. Awkwardly bruised inner thighs ensued. And a week out of cross country. XD

  • weird i got a nose bleed during this video... haha

  • I was 10, my brother kicked a football off our trampoline and I dived.for it, my head went into the sharp edge of a metal garden chair, split my head open and had to have 5 stiches... This was all an hour before the opening night of our school production where I was the main part... EPIC FAIL!!!

  • 2:15 epic face

  • lol captain price at 1:35

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  • THAT HURT OHH!

  • 0:46 

  • I was hit by 5 soccer balls, 3 footballs, 2 frisbee's all the the head then jammed into a wall. ALL IN ONE RECESS!

  • @MissAjcraft sounds like someone has some really good friends

  • Was that Hoodoo Ski Resort? It looked like it.

  • I used to be a proffesional ski'er like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • hahahah funny joke :-)

  • @ultigamer124 Shut. The. Fuck. Up.