The Two Ronnies - Open University Lecture

[jbeer82]

That is it. It was thrown in, to make it funny

[ThePonko92]

"The Atlantic ocean, the Pacific ocean & Staines Reservoir" "We found half a giraffe in south africa one half of a giraffe in finland & this bicycle wheel in Staines Reservior" nothings changed in Staines then ;) lol

[opera888able]

I love this sketch. Is he "doing" someone.?

[MrGBH]

I think him finding his dressing room key in his pocket was an honest mistake.

[okotokspaul]

Staines Reservior - this sketch cracks me up very time I watch it!!!

[volcanojanet]

Does anyone know where I can get a transcript of this piece I want to use it for an autocue exercise

[100Meadows]

Truly clever and intelligent comedy.

[cfwbdude]

a legend.

[detonator82]

Is it the wondrous signs of archaeology, or should I be back on the tablets?

[RickandJamesCo]

Watched it a thousand times. Never gets old. Every single line made me crack up. He was the master of comedy and always will be. Shame some people dont understand british humour.

Hand of man had never set foot, atlantic ocean pacific ocean and staines reservoir. So hilariously silly and so hilariously ronnie barker

[Inkyminkyzizwoz]

What did he say for Dr Spooner's pronounciation of 'King Popacatapetal's jockstrap'?

[Tordek42]

@Inkyminkyzizwoz 'King Jockacatapetal's popstrap' xD

[welchi93]

wish he was my lecturer i wud learn fuck all but it wud be a laff RIP Ronnie Barker

[jbeer82]

The post porcupine map, We went up River nqua, nqing around nqong.

And here we found this, No we didn't, that is my dressing room key.

[jbeer82]

Where the hand of man never set foot

[MaskedMan66]

My fave line:

"There occured an event that was to make us all redraw the maps of the region. It was a giant porcupine that ate all the previous maps."

[Inkyminkyzizwoz]

"We found half a giraffe in South Africa, half a giraffe in Finland and this bicycle wheel in Staines Reservoir."

LOL! What does the bicycle wheel have to do with it?

[ThePoison27]

lmao! that's the thing you see. Ronnie Barker always took the piss out of fact things which aren't explained clearly

[punktufty1]

What a prickly pair!!! lol

[quizmaster85]

"Archaeology CAN be fun."

[DANWOODHOUSE1]

at 2.13 did he say "professor beard of GIDEA PARK university"?

I live there! we've got a college, but not a university

[dvdsmlprstylr]

yes he did

[Ultramarine998]

Yes ge did :)

[soldierside365]

THE FUNNIEST SKETCH I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!

especially 'up the river Nquan, Nquing, Nquong'

almost wet myself

[nuttyangel]

Never seen Ronnie corpse (laugh) in any of his sketches so that was funny to see lol Thanks for the upload =p

[justinmebane]

Perhaps he hadn't meant to take the key out of his pocket?

[MaskedMan66]

No, I think that was totally unscripted. All the funnier if it was!

[oversky4]

Brilliant sketch. Ronnie looked like he was gonna laugh at 2:06.

[ashlea2012]

hilarious!! :D

[Inkyminkyzizwoz]

"Except for the 16th, who was a poofter!"

You wouldn't get away with that these days! (Mind you, they said a lot of things you wouldn't get away with these days!)

[MaskedMan66]

That said, it's shocking what they do get away with nowadays.....