For gambling, it depends on the mentality. Go in expecting no win, play just for fun, and have no over the top competitive urge, it can be a blast to waste a few bucks at a casino. People spend just as much on video arcades these days.
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Blackjack is probably the best when it comes to the odds. Assuming the deck isnt rigged of course. People who bet on slots, poker or Roulette on the other hand are screwing themselves everytime. Casinos have a pretty easy source of money going when you think about it...
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Pretty much, the best betting game to play is Blackjack. Once you know how to play, it's one of the few games where you can control your probability of winning. As a mathematician, it may be easier for me than most to keep track of my probability of drawing the card I need, but once you play it enough, and there are plenty of ways to play for free, you can get okay at it.
"So if you keep playing (and they're betting you will), eventually you'll end up with 3% less than what you started with."
Incorrect. The 97% is per spin. Meaning you lose on average 3% of the money you put in for EVERY TIME you have the machine spin the reels... so if you keep playing you'll end up with nothing, not 97%. I make slot machines games for a living and this is the biggest misconception that helps my industry. Don't fall for it.
I thought you were talking about video games and I just thought "how the hell do video games waste your money?" (unless you spend more time on black ops than working.
@TheClockwork9000 yeah. Halo's good. Xbox live, $50 bucks a year to play online, no matter how much you play, and lasts longer than poker. And if anyone wants to still play poker, play with edible chips rather than poker chips, then the worse you lose is just a small snack rather than a big stack.
Yeah, I hated those stupid contests as a kid. "You can't win if you don't play!" so they say, but I can sure as hell guarantee that I won't win if I do either.
He's got a point, the stock market is better because you do get returns, no matter how small. If I could get only 5, 10, or 25 cents back for my $5...that's a lot better than spending $5 on a slot machine and getting NOTHING back. We need to teach this to kids.
@Agent1W You don't always make money on the stock market. If you buy $100 of stock and it depreciates, it might never make you money. Say, it might end up at $80 - or the company might go bankrupt. It's just far more likely that you will make money.
@cpen22 The shareholders, as a collective, runs the business and tells their board what to do, particularly the bigger ones. Hopefully, that would help the business succeed and make money.
Indeed, there's always the risk of losing more than gaining, but you don't have to worry about chance. Corporations don't succeed or fail on blind luck lol.
@WhatYouOughtToKnow I see this was made before the financial crash, you still think it was a great idea to invest in stocks. I know my parents are still mortified they lost their most of their pension. Wall Street are financial crooks just like the Mafia and Casinos
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kal9990 2 weeks ago
For gambling, it depends on the mentality. Go in expecting no win, play just for fun, and have no over the top competitive urge, it can be a blast to waste a few bucks at a casino. People spend just as much on video arcades these days.
KittenKoder 2 months ago
your right but this is 2011 AFTER THE STOCK CRASH
jzpotato 3 months ago
Lol, you could'nt have made it any clearer.
RockinWoman89 5 months ago
people gamble everday with things more valuable then money
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vivifiable12 5 months ago
Blackjack is probably the best when it comes to the odds. Assuming the deck isnt rigged of course. People who bet on slots, poker or Roulette on the other hand are screwing themselves everytime. Casinos have a pretty easy source of money going when you think about it...
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38dedo 7 months ago 3
Pretty much, the best betting game to play is Blackjack. Once you know how to play, it's one of the few games where you can control your probability of winning. As a mathematician, it may be easier for me than most to keep track of my probability of drawing the card I need, but once you play it enough, and there are plenty of ways to play for free, you can get okay at it.
So, don't gamble. But if you do, play Blackjack.
SirDeathDark 7 months ago
Best game to play is blackjack. And, personally, my favorite, so it's great for me!
DracoX9 8 months ago
"So if you keep playing (and they're betting you will), eventually you'll end up with 3% less than what you started with."
Incorrect. The 97% is per spin. Meaning you lose on average 3% of the money you put in for EVERY TIME you have the machine spin the reels... so if you keep playing you'll end up with nothing, not 97%. I make slot machines games for a living and this is the biggest misconception that helps my industry. Don't fall for it.
Korberos 9 months ago 4
I love the "my precious" moment. :)
bxrgirl 11 months ago
I thought you were talking about video games and I just thought "how the hell do video games waste your money?" (unless you spend more time on black ops than working.
LilDrummerBoy74 11 months ago
hahahaha, we work togetherrrrr.
boris1010 11 months ago
duh, gambling is always 50/50: either you win or you do not win.
thatotheradam 1 year ago
You gotta know when to fold 'em.. Kenny ;)
tehownzors 1 year ago 2
How to win every time with gambling easily.
Step 1: Open a casino.
Gerstein1 1 year ago 11
I play halo. THATS gaming.
TheClockwork9000 1 year ago 2
@TheClockwork9000 yeah. Halo's good. Xbox live, $50 bucks a year to play online, no matter how much you play, and lasts longer than poker. And if anyone wants to still play poker, play with edible chips rather than poker chips, then the worse you lose is just a small snack rather than a big stack.
Feliscar 1 year ago
This is 3 years old and nobody noticed he had a Die and a D6?!?!?
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TheSkippyJonJones 1 year ago
Beezid = Casino?
DryBonz1 1 year ago
Yeah, I hated those stupid contests as a kid. "You can't win if you don't play!" so they say, but I can sure as hell guarantee that I won't win if I do either.
He's got a point, the stock market is better because you do get returns, no matter how small. If I could get only 5, 10, or 25 cents back for my $5...that's a lot better than spending $5 on a slot machine and getting NOTHING back. We need to teach this to kids.
Agent1W 1 year ago
@Agent1W You don't always make money on the stock market. If you buy $100 of stock and it depreciates, it might never make you money. Say, it might end up at $80 - or the company might go bankrupt. It's just far more likely that you will make money.
cpen22 1 year ago
@cpen22 The shareholders, as a collective, runs the business and tells their board what to do, particularly the bigger ones. Hopefully, that would help the business succeed and make money.
Indeed, there's always the risk of losing more than gaining, but you don't have to worry about chance. Corporations don't succeed or fail on blind luck lol.
Agent1W 1 year ago
Yeah, bet on the stock market! It wouldn't just fail on you would it?
I play low stakes poker for 2 reasons:
1) I'm good enough to win more than half the time (making a profit)
2) I ALWAYS bet only what I'm willing to lose.
At the end of the day, you look at your odds - how much do you stand to gain vs. what your chances of winning are.
derfos666 2 years ago
errh i think i have a greater chance turning a profit on poker than stocks.
Jonzen77 2 years ago
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Johnbgg94 2 years ago
WQho runs the account? Him or the writers or even the camera man?
Comic4hire 4 years ago
funny.. i asked the same question earlier..
go to their A New Kind of Rebel video..
"they" answered this question...
SincerelyJackie 4 years ago
him and his bro (camera guy) are the writiers, so until i watch this video jackie is on about, im gonna assume its them
Johnbgg94 2 years ago
u can count cards. lol
Changstax 4 years ago 5
I sure can! 1,2,3 ... there are 52 cards in this deck!
WhatYouOughtToKnow 4 years ago 145
hahaha. not what i meant tho. lol
Changstax 4 years ago
true, but its incredibly complicated and casino owners wont be too pleased when you do it
Johnbgg94 2 years ago
@WhatYouOughtToKnow What happened with the jokers?
AntelopeAteMyHand 1 year ago
@AntelopeAteMyHand Casinos don't use the jokers do they? Thats what 'aces/dueces wild' and whatnot is for ;D
darkninjaneji 1 year ago
@WhatYouOughtToKnow Like in the movie 21 ?
tsirahxuan 1 year ago
@WhatYouOughtToKnow
Plus even if you count cards, all you can do is calculate the chances of certain cards coming up.
Coombsdrew 1 year ago
@WhatYouOughtToKnow 54 including jokers
PowerhouseTom 1 year ago
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ubermisogynist 11 months ago
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@WhatYouOughtToKnow I see this was made before the financial crash, you still think it was a great idea to invest in stocks. I know my parents are still mortified they lost their most of their pension. Wall Street are financial crooks just like the Mafia and Casinos
ubermisogynist 11 months ago
@WhatYouOughtToKnow O.O What about the info card?!?!?
AnarchyNakiwarai 7 months ago
I actually can, it's fun, at least until your friends discovers your talent
cak01vej 1 month ago
@Changstax They still have manual shoe's in USA ?? Auto shoe's you cant count, unless you like counting the exact same card you just counted :p
abarford1 11 months ago
@Changstax What are you ? 10 ?
Stop watching Casino heist movies and actually learn
ParisAshleyGlasgow 10 months ago
yup. statistics. they usually make sure they win in the long run. so u can make 50 bucks but the casino makes like 100.
Changstax 4 years ago 30
add 3 zeros onto their profit and u got a fact
JBCProdukshenz 2 years ago
@Changstax most people go for the experience, not trying to actually win money. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a sucker
ubermisogynist 11 months ago