3. Cyber Ego

[prettybebeful]

what is this thug life? lol haha

[MegaKillaCamm]

"I type like this cause I can't back it up"! I was lmfao at that Part!

[dj3651]

I must say you very much tell the truth. You really are an insperation.

[niecey101]

the only thing that bugs the fuck out of me is that they use INTERNET EXPLORER. LOL I'm going back watching all of your vids. Great stuff. :)

[614issexii]

what college do you go to?



[RebelliousIntentions]

Not even gunna fronttttt, i use to play that shit when i was 12....but i grew up hahaaa

[iceshayw]

"I'm a bad bitch, I'm a bad bitches"

Ma'am you are a BALD bitches, you look like calliou!

Lmfao died..

[xxKiickedYuhrAssxx]

"Sir you live in the suburbs, what is this thug life you speak of ? "

[TheAnimefanatic101]

"M'am you look like Caillou" laughed so hard

[ree293]

Your voice is sooooooooo deep

[MrBALLIN99]

I NOTICED YOU WERE IN A COMPUTER LAB IMMEDIATELY....LOL

[CarmenKBryant]

lmbbao ! "You look like caillou ! How the fuck can that be called bad !" Hahahahahahahahaa

[hardballete1]

I'M A BAD BITCH, I'M A BAD BITCH, I'M A BAD BITCH!

...YOU'RE A BALD BITCH

[random1accounts]

"inbox me numbers and questions yaall" SIR KILLYOURSELF

[Brickhouse405]

"stingy ass ponytail...just stingy...smh...your ponytail should not be that damn stingy" LMAO DIED... LIKE NO HEART BEAT LOL

[PassionThaTruth]

OMG I was just put on to your videos by my brother! I'm so glad i clicked the link, because you are seriously funny and you say a lot of the things i think or say ! Love what your doing, i look forward to watching the rest of your videos!!

[ZoriLucille]

Sir, you are a virgin!...lmao seriously died

[RowBlessKey]

3:43 favorite part :D I love you!

[rocksk8ter98]

I agry

[LaPotraBellaca]

I saw a woman with a stingy ponytail today and ur "stingy ponytail quote popped in my head"and I laughed

[1sensationalsunshine]

Your pony tail shouldnt be stingy that is just rude

[iluvjoejonas1453]

nope ! jokes on you cuz i pull up Google Chrome !

[roycebabi]

Jokes On You Cus I Never Turn My Computer Off.

[TheCarlyMonster7]

3:44..:)

[semajramal]

I'm super late but thanks for putting this out there cause people be around here acting all fake online wtf nigga you ain't Brad fucking Paisley!!!!

[sayyess122]

lmao mam you look like caillou LMAO!!!!!!!

[NyNyBaBeE]

Dayum........ He Badd.

[missbieber243]

Not to be said in sarcasm or to be rude,,,but whats wrong with people that use foodstamps?!

If you meant it in a bad way...?!o.o

[Angel2Trill21]

ima bad bitch ima bad bitch ur a bald bitch lmao

[joemauer13]

You are by far the funniest person on YouTube!

[MListon317]

You ARE bad, Bad LOOKING

[mimigurliegurl]

lmaoo, i see wht chu did dere.

[crazyoverdance2012]

Ma'am you look like caillou!

[Jjoss10]

This nigga is too funny!!

[DubstepbyAlecks]

AHAHAHAHA "Oh god" *Trips*

[Ms1TrueAries13]

Haha I call em welfare ponytails...but stingy poytails is funny too lol

[Roctowner12]

"Sir, there's nothing swaggerific about those KSwiss you got from Kmart 2 years ago." LMAO! You're hilarious!!

[okeday92]

"my pussy do backflips on a kickstand"

LMFAO

[SequinBlooms15]

Lmaaaaaooooo "Imma bad bitch!".."you a bald bitch" lmaaaaaaooo

[SequinBlooms15]

He has a different snap-back for every video! &&&& Hes fine 

[swaggmatters]

"maam you look like kyu. when in the f**k did that ever represent bad b***h"

[Whooopswag]

"Yo' stingy ass ponytails, you got 3 strands of hair and 2 microbraids."

<3 <3

[BFAB4lyfee]

I swear im one of your biggest fans hahaa ! i think were brothers because your just like me ! lmaoo ohh god i fucking love you . if you reply to me ill be the happiest fucking person .. message me on twitter @Rico_Swavaye ! < iusually dont do lame shit like this but idgaf , u my nigga ! ctfu

[foreverloveandmusic]

Lmao; "Sir Your Wallet Is Empty." xD

[ileadnyoufollow350]

Lmao!!

[ileadnyoufollow350]

Yu look like calliou

[2013Liberty]

out of all your videos, this one is my favorite!!!

[Love123456744]

1:07 ; Sexiest facial expression !

[mzworld81]

Girl: I break neckz

tre: No bitch u break kneecaps... then falls on the ground

ctfu I'm done... too dame funny I just died of laughter I love u keep it bay

[JB856Militia]

Lmfao , he rite doe ! You funny as hell ma niq . You should do a vid weed an drinkn an how niqqaz an bitches b stylin fakin they hiqh

[NellzRockzSockz]

Feelin happy as FUCK I'm not the only one who feels this way. Satisfied ass suscriber!

[Delerious101]

Well I am GLAD I am not the only one that feels this way.

[mbr715]

internet explorer? that's so sad.... lol

[victoriaglory1]

but he is sexy fine though

[richardsonmgina]

you are so adorable! i love your videos, :) youre so talented and every video speaks the truth ! it would make my day if i got a reply <3

btw do you have a facebook ?

[ilovemybestfriend19]

omg trey yu r so sexy , i love yu & yur videos so much . i watch them when im sad , happy , upset , frustrated , any type of emotion jus to make my day . it would also make my day if yu replied to this (:

[ThisIsACommentary]

@ilovemybestfriend19 thank you for your continuous support. :) I can't individually reply to everyone's comment, but thank you to all of my supporters that are reading this one in particular.

[purdiegurl92]

sooooo tru dese facebook thugs kill mee!!

[MultiYadada]

ROFL!!!!!! "No motherfucker you break kneecaps. My knees give out everytime I see your ugly ass. *Oh gawd*

[AnaJustineDerulo]

You're a natural.

Like I don't know, does all that come from a forehand written script

or just brain? ;D

[MizKitty18]

lol he is so freakin funny...n i LOVE his eyes

[Aszofreshh]

I see that last one; inbox me questions and stuff, every single day . . . Like Df nobody wants to inbox you obviously.

[BrittBratDiva]

Lol its funny. My bestfriend and I were just speaking about internet gangsters and how the beat the freak out of their keyboards but would not hurt a fly lol

[lillaysia]

This video was halirious xD Now I'm officially hooked.

[anailovesyouu]

" i'm a bad bitch "

m'am you a bald bitch, you look like calliou. lmfaoooo . dead.

[Lyssahunn]

"sir, you live in the suburbs" LMAO!

[aqu1r3]

you look and act so much like my best friend i watch ur vids when i miss him coz we live miles apart now lol u cheer me up so thank you

[PrettyP2005]

Your eyes are wonderful!! 

[MzJazzy123100]

LMAO! so true

[HaleyElizabethduncan]

No the worst is when there like " Partayyy nightt " when there actually at home watching tv -_-

[KayMami69]

@HaleyElizabethduncan lls, riiight! lol

[imlaughing100]

Ma'am you look like cailou LMAO!

[Janillah100]

Lmao. 2 funny.

[MegaBoossss]

Sir. How if u look at all ur comments below ,80% if not more is a female gender.ur a Pimp

[sarah18cristina]

I'm just gonna be flat out inappropriate and say: you're really hot! you're by far my fave youtube personality - watching your videos at 2:30am in the UK instead of finishing my fucking paper. Wow, if you actually reply to this it would make my day. *loseralert* :P

[ThisIsACommentary]

@sarah18cristina Consider it made ;)

[sarah18cristina]

@ThisIsACommentary you're the awesome-est! thank you ;)

[Lyoko920]

@sarah18cristina I know, I have book reports I need to do because they're due tomorrow, but I can't stop watching.

[americangirl14x]

i just diedddddddddddddddddddddddd

[younglext]

lmfao "Sir, you live in the suburbs!"

[TanzaniaBbyx3]

wtf does my pussy can do backflips on a kick/cake/whatever stand mean? an unheard phrase down here in Tanzania

[LaPotraBellaca]

i beat niggas ass all day every day muthafucka get at me muthafucka *rapid typing* #DEAD

[xXChildofMusicXx]

Haha look like Kyu. lol I always wondered why he was bald af.

[Brittanyluvssyall]

omg!! u have the prettiest eyes

[1225tierra]

What part of dayton are u from

[44godson]

LMAO. Dude said stingy ponytail.

[LexyAAA]

People are so lame, the same people that hop on fb or twitter, type SWAGG and hop right back in the bed and go to sleep -_-

[TDndPR76]

Ur a bald bitch, ma'am u look like caillou. When in da fuck did that ever represent bad bitch HAHAHA i died!

[2nIghTBenedetti]

I fucking love you!!!!!

[ITSDDBITCH]

do u have a big ego????

[AaryiRoo]

MONEY! XD

[nathaleclarke]

bald bitch

[ashodaddy]

You hellla sexy. Damn.

[LovelyLovefacee95]

your ponytail should not be that stingy! lol:)

[TheShadowangel95]

I love your sarcasm :)

[seximammazzbaby]

Your are gorg.

[rishadeeanna12]

your a bald bitch , man you look like caillou

[Tambb1021]

out of curiosity what state are you from?

[LillilLily]

"you're a bald bitch" lmao I love this man

[TheWaningLight]

It would be ironic if his money was on his bank card lol

[lotlotlotlotlotlotlo]

HE SIAD "YO PONY TAIIL SHUDNT BE SO FUCKING STINGY!"

[vnooki]

hahahahhahaha true that .......especiallly the swag peeps they annoy me

[sononchalant]

I haven't even bothered to sign into Youtube in while but dude is so funny he deserves a subscription. When he started talkin about stingy ponytails, I was down for the count lmao.

[dreske7890]

lmfao these ugly little ducklings..

[lilddonovandark]

brah u are so f##kin cool

[LaPotraBellaca]

i saw 2 guys today one had on a A&F shirt and the other had on a Hollister shirt and i IMMEDIATELY thought of you

[Leybear27]

Lmao, do you really use internet explorer? you refer to it all the time

[ThisIsACommentary]

@Leybear27 I actually have Google Chrome lol I just refer to IE because everybody actually knows about it.

[Ms1TrueAries13]

@ThisIsACommentary I hate IE & Firefox...I love Google Chrome

[mbr715]

@Leybear27 lol.... caught/commented on that before i read you line....(sorry)

[oddityification]

cancerous ass looking bitches lol

[MsChidinma]

lmao..yea ur bad....bad looking, that cracked me up.lol

[samidolll]

Caillou was the worst fucking show. Ever.

[kaybabi221]

@ThisIsACommentary i used to work at Abercrombie 5th ave NYC for almost 3 yrs....hated it!! lol love your videos you are soooooooo funny and real! wish you the best for success!

[msKristie]

Bwahahahahaha!!!..You're a bald bitch....Ma'am you look like Caillou!!...Had me cracking the fuck up!!!!

[LaPotraBellaca]

the other shit that annoys me on fb is when people flood my page with their rap music, or when people always talkin bout niggas/bitches ain't shit but they steady hoin on fb

[ILuvChocolate2012]

I laughed so hard @ "Your a lame before you get on the computer and after you get off the computer."#CyberEgos OMG! ;

[LaPotraBellaca]

omg i almost CHOKED on my damn ice cream from laughin too hard at the i get pussy part of this video

[LaPotraBellaca]

@ThisIsACommentary oh snap you were a model how cool

[MegaNoelly]

woooooow he sounds like me lol

[Uneasyboosh]

White girls who say all of that is way worse than any ethnic person. add me on facebook. Michelle Yaqoob, son! Read some of my rants and I wanna see a badass video on it. gee thanks, michelle.

[TeekaDixon94]

that Cailou line had me cryin.!! too funniie

[yokinee1]

lmfaooooooooooo omg this is soooo hilarious lmfaooooo omg!

[BbyAnalia]

Loving the swagg & your topics are so amazing unlike other ppl yu actually talk not sit there with some dull ass voice.

[TheSweetLoveBri]

CAILOU?!?!?!? LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL

[aviVcj]

When you imitate a girl, it's so funny! omg

[Taylorluvr000Sims2]

Lmfaoo, your a bald bitch

[queenbreezydontlaku]

Man, Buddy Retarded Thou. But He Do Got Some Cute Eyes

[Naomijasminedee]

omg in love with your eyes!

[leaseyboo]

its funny though. cause I was about to fight this girl over Facebook. but when I went to her house she called the cops ctfu

[totaldramaqueen108]

@ThisIsACommentary oh! why do u hate it, if I may ask? and is it hard to become a model for them? not planning on becoming one, just curious ^~^

[totaldramaqueen108]

u wear a lot of A&Fitch stuff^^ are u one of their models, by any chance?^^

[464IMGMOBPIRU]

its barbie bitches.......it KEN bitches

[Cashmoneyts]

SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU!!!!!!!

[taureangulley]

my pussy do back flips on a kick stand

[azphoenixdabest3]

you are hilarious...p.s u have sum pretty eyes

[mizzdorkster]

money money money money money money moooney!!!! (MR.KRABS LOOKIN' ASS)!

[xKayxAngelx]

Caillou though...

Air, I need it! xD

[cherrylaflare]

im qoinq to marry him . point blank . lol

[hhhgggff1]

bruh.. you the type of nigga i would hang out with in college. You to funny lmao.

[MissDeannaRose]

"Meet me in my motherfucking driveway, I don't give 3.89 fucks."

"Bitch, you look like Calliou!"

[scenequeen410]

We can meet in my mother fucking driveway, bitch. I don't give 3.89 FUCKS.

Shit had me geekin'. :)

[labelmelovee]

Lmfao. Swag swag swagger for days .

[TheNeonTurtles]

Lmao, the money part absolutely killed my soul!

[McGturtle3]

CAILLOU!?!!??!?

[icudaa]

Mam you look like Caillou! :D

[avixcakes]

Mam u look like Caillou,Lmao #Deadass

[catlynn56]

Hahaha, i love your videos. I just wish you didn't always say "to kill yourself".

[simone117]

I BREAK NECKS.! NO B.TCH, YU BREAK KNEE CAPS.! LMFAOOOOO

[AYoFRENCHiE]

lmao with yur stingy ass ponytails that have like three strands of hair xD

[tiffanyyoung1000]

IM JUS TRYNA GET MY MONEY UP ALL II GOT IS MONEY ALL I KNOE IS MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONNNEY !!! sir ur wallet is empty im sorry but anybody with so much money is not usin food stamps sir nd ur a boss right bosses united sir the only thing u own is that spec of dust i ur bank account shut the hell up.... lol

[876islandqueen]

OMG ! you have NOOOOO dislikess!:::))) thats a m a z i n g .heyy you know what ?....i should be tha first the dislikee just for the hell of it ;) LOl JKk <3

[ThisIsACommentary]

@876islandqueen lmao! please...do not proceed to do that shit.

[TheHarmony9664]

@876islandqueen Really what reason do you have to such an annoying thing

[MizzfFLAME1525]

omg i hate wen dey say inbox me numbers if u hve 2 get on facebook and ask dat den u lame af....

[cupcakez59]

lmao @ all you can hit was your keyboard

[Alloyaboo1]

IS THAT HIS REAL VOICE ?!?!?!?

[jaylarenee1997]

haha u cancerace ass lukin bitches lol

[Taeee1001Clappas]

Sir Youuu areee a Virgin ! Llssss.

[MzKalenaB]

lmfaoooo too funny

[MyEyesMyStory]

Your so funny and can really sing (:

Keep it up <3

[Damiabbey213]

3:44 had me rolling!

[MizzfFLAME1525]

@Damiabbey213 FOR REAL

[Damiabbey213]

@MizzfFLAME1525 for real on what?

[MizzfFLAME1525]

@MizzfFLAME1525 yup 4real dats all i c on facebook

[delirioustutorials]

soooo from 1:07-1:16 he looks bomb af ?!

[dpulliam2]

lol u r get at this.. i <3 uuu!

[denikap24]

do u have a facebook lol i wanna add you

[BrendaSoGorgeous]

I GOt Swagg Swagg..Swagger For Days! lmmfao! im literally in tears!!

[FashQwaiJacx]

He has me rolling =]

[TheNanaRlicious]

lmaoooooo!!!!! :'(

[1ShayModel1]

HAHAHAAA !!! YOUR PONYTAIL SHOULDNT BE THAT STINGY, THAT IS JUST RUDE

[XDYanaXD]

I type like this cuz i can back it up <3 !

[msBlinkey5]

" bitch you a bald bitch lookinq likee kayou " lmaaao fuqck naawl def qtta usse dhaat !

[gummybearrhapest]

his wallet was on that cookie monster type shit