You Have to Burn the Rope Reviewed by a 4 Year Old

[TroubleLogging]

Cute. Funny. You can tell the kid liked the game, and when he tried to sing the end song was just funny.

[adamoggy]

u can tell this is scripted lol

[Arnoud4]

@adamoggy lol the sarcasm xd

[ShadowtheElf]

:3

Love this

[RaiShizaki]

@ShadowtheElf You're gay.

[SladeForelly]

Oh, thank you boy! Now i finally can end this game and go sleep after 3 years

[silverbullet135]

This kid is born to be a news reporter lol

[mouserichi]

hahaha...this is cute. ^_^

[Imsmoke855]

His review is longer than the game.

[pifleoIII]

no is not good the original song is there becuz there was created especially for this game you noob

[vp21ct]

It's so cute how he's trying to sing the song.

[LordHampster]

Lol... "Was there anything you didn't like about the game?" "Yeah, I can tell you it." "Okay." "The firrrrrrrrrre." "You didn't like the fire?" "No." "What didn't you like about it?" "...when we grabbed it, that's what." 4 year olds are just too funny.

[Silentgamr]

wow... a 4 year old kid reveiwing a game now i've seen it all let me guess he liked it but then again 4 year old kids are easly impressed by games

[fabinho1202]

NOT GOOD!!!!!!!

[Waddleduck64]

@jayc1300 Yeah he is. Wtf is with these @-thingies anyway? Yeah ok, but is it ok to delete them or will the world explode? D:

[CCDDR]

This review is horrible. How could he not like the part where you grab the fire? It revolutionized sidescrollers forever, i mean seriously, wtf kid?

[ILMxKenny]

@CCDDR hes only four you dick...

[JonboyXx1]

@ILMxKenny He was joking shithead...

[Cinj216]

@ILMxKenny It's called sarcasm, dumbass.

[jared1232117]

He reminds me of my little sister.... who is 10 years old. And he forgot step 4.

[guy0731]

captain... we have a face palm incoming!!

[nikepl]

noooooooooo *impact*

[hrabbit]

*free!* hehehe :D

[igottapet]

/facepalm

[jker209]

when he grabs it because the 4 year old probably tried holding fire :D

[fhoieoifejnf]

i would post videos of my child on youtube, too

*rolleyes*

[xxflame360xx]

CHANDEGAYYYYYY

[Alagsy]

chandeliiiierrrrrrr

[randomytcommentuser]

He will grow up to be a great gamer.

I mean, he even managed to burn the rope...And he's four! Even I can't do that, and I'm fourteen!

*stares at little kid in awe*

[imisspokemon]

You're welcome, four-year old child.

[sapalapa117]

RONALDO!

[mihovil]

Dude, you've got a great kid there. And you seem like an awesome father.

[DarthRacoon]

sei un porco *_* e il gioco è stupendo ;)

[Waddleduck64]

Whaaa, he didn't like the fire? :O That's blasphemy! >:(

... Or whatever the word is

[eski514]

videogame critic in the making

[Claredeth]

Hes like a rapper.

[magenrange121212]

howed he get to the boss anyways?? i cant even get to the fire part.

[magenrange121212]

aww

[bigd1236]

what a bamf

[kitteyandkat]

awee soo cute

[xxflame360xx]

Dumb you have to burn the rope above the chandiler.... what does that boos not like the fiyaaaa...........

[djanadriana]

uy q lindo....cute

[Kokinkun]

Aw too bad he keeps looking to his left like he's reading something. Cute though. :3

[Waddleduck64]

A 4-year old reading?

Well that would be special :O

[mathijssegers]

maybe in america, I read when I was 4

[Waddleduck64]

I guess that could be true, the only information I get from how old people are when they start reading are my memories (that are very bad :P) and 3 kids that could not read at that age. Ya, I guess I could read when I was that old...

But I think it's just his words what he's telling, it sounds like what a 4-year old would say. He's only being distracted. Perfectly normal. :) People don't need to be so suspicious about things.

[ynotris]

Well, I learnt to read before I got 3 (believe it or not... :) )

[Waddleduck64]

@ynotris

Yeah... But that doesn't convince me he's 'reading what he has to say' or something. Excuse me, but this sounds perfectly like what a 4-year old would say. The 'looking away' is just because kids do that, they don't have a very great attention-thingy (nor do I). Anyone who would believe otherwise, is just being paranoid, and I'm sick of paranoid people! >:(

Sorry if you didn't mean to get sucked into that argument...

[karatekid778]

@Waddleduck64 Attention span........... You probably weren't pating attention when your teachers said "You have a short attention-span"

[Waddleduck64]

@karatekid778 lol xD Nah, I´m not English.

[SmoothJazzApprClinic]

This is not a 4 year old reviewing "You Have to Burn the Rope". This is a 4 year old being interviewed by someone about "You Have to Burn the Rope". To me that makes a difference if he puts it his own words, or is being spoonfed/questioned by some adult.

[NikoSundqvist]

Cute :DD

[unfunkit]

your the best!

[Kiki3247]

He's singing! <3

[DisGruntledMachinima]

this kid... he, is, a, retard!

[xxflame360xx]

yea

[NerdsLoveMe]

Aw. This kid is adorable and smart.

[masterzkirby]

is ... this .... kid... retart... ed

[reduxde]

@masterzkirby: the funny thing is you posted a comment to call a child retarded and misspelled retarded. the sad thing is you didn't do it to be funny.

[masterzkirby]

@reduxde: Shut up dam

[Kokinkun]

Haha FAIL!

[VirtuousDilemma]

Hahaha ouch... must've hurt

[Cinj216]

@masterzkirby You fucking retard.

[masterzkirby]

@Cinj216 dude i said that 2 years ago get a life

[Cinj216]

@masterzkirby And I bet even now you're still a fucking retard. Blow me.

[MoozikalPuppy]

lol if u right click the game, it says the "fourth" instruction: You can't really die.

[ROFLPEDIA]

0-0

[Razasonic]

lol suprised he didnt say it was too hard not even i could do it

[Enblomst]

totally awesome little guy.

[Rennoc51]

sounds like a robot

[polar200]

UmmUmmmmmUmmmm, No...Dont do anymore of these please!

[salmonax]

Everybody thinks their kids are fascinating.

[BobTurKey]

What's with the half-singing half-talking he does?

[Duhya]

BE A MAN... DO THE RIGHT THING. hes asian DUHHH

[levita18]

OOOOOOOOOOOH THAT'S SO CUTE! LOL

[browneyez462]

one. there is a boss at the end of this tunnel two. you can hurt him with ur weapons free.u have to burn the rope above him have fun! lol i swear he said free and not three but im not supprised if hes 4

[johnaiton]

this kid plays glados btw

[yaziyo]

You know there's not much in a game when the best part about it is the jumping and the walking XD

[MK8RIVAL]

watch my burn the rope vid

[Akhiloth]

Unneseccary microphone.

[anakinfan12002]

lol!

[LeftosDoussis]

sorry.

why the f was this spammed? :S

[vafles]

annoying kid

[Kianisen]

I saw this review when it was new, but never got around to writing any comment or response. Anyway, I thought it was really funny. I'm glad you liked my game, Eli! :)

[Xikaze]

That's quite a fancy microphone you've got there.

[MuoGa]

Kids do better reviews than grown ups in games.. XD

[Ironside123]

Sadly, it's true. This kid's gotta replace Adam Sessler.

[LeftosDoussis]

SPOILER: YOU HAVE TO BURN THE ROPE =P

[Prongs134]

lol

[ralius18]

same

[1Mudkip88]

reminds me of me when I was little

[1Mudkip88]

SO CUTE!!!

[TugaPipeJunior]

lol, cute kid

[msredimp]

Ha ha!

[gazman237]

i couldnt complete the game if it wasnt for a 4 year old

[Henroshi]

You forgot the secret fourth instruction: You can't really die.

This secret instruction can be found by right-clicking on the application.

[Sonictails1]

Get off the internets.

[thegibbonator]

Oh wow. XD

[Saturn2888]

I don't have the same appeal w/ kids, but I'm sure most people would find it cute.

[mrdoom666]

lol cool do more plz XD

[reachground]

This made my day. Thanks so much! :)