COFFEH: Burninated!

[TheCannedBrisket]

I would like to learn Norwegian.

[LunarShroud]

"Did the stove get left on?"

*Reaches out*

*TSSSSSSSSSS*

"Yep"

[whyisevery1staring]

*Burns are mentioned*

Two seconds later I burned the crap out of my finger on my straightener.

[valllacon85]

TROGDOOORRRR!

[rjdusa90]

Was expecting Trogdor. Considering the things I've gotten on my hands, I probably wouldn't care about the dye. My finger tips were purple for like a week from potassium permanginate dripping down a buret and I frequently walk out of labs with my hands COVERED in acetone from washing glassware. Fun stuff.

[ChevaliersEmeraude]

Pause at 0:59 ^______^ Did she do that on purpose? :p

[MegaBignasty2010]

My family told me use mustered. Fu_CK it didn't work. them was told to put ice on it . nope. so all i do is ride it out like man

[Sazanka22]

I really wish I payed more attention in French class. I never really thought how much it would benefit me to be bilingual, living in Ontario.

[ministove1111]

Doger were can you watch sherlock ?

[DisorientedPanda]

@ministove1111

England :P

[TheBashmann]

If your doing something and you hear a massive bang you will jump and look, no matter what even if for a split second.

[ShinigamiMindfreak]

I thought that Sherlock was okay but it defiantly wasn't the best episode. I wish they actually did something different with Irene. It was to cliche I guess and it didn't fit Sherlock's character as much as I wished it did.

[ljfulton2]

When you Burn your finger tips use the burned fingers to grab your earlobes. It is awesome.

[Marchanzen]

just wanted to tell you if you like TV-series, you should definitely watch Terra Nova :3 just seen the whole season 1 and I loved it!

[l337popsicle]

Don't know why some Canadians are QQing about having to take french, it's our second language.

[ApprenticeJim]

@l337popsicle Forgive me if i don't want to learn the language of the land of the white flag.

[FlowerDuff]

I love your bleached hair.

[gaba3000000]

So.... where is the bathroom?

[blackandwhiteful]

SHERLOCK IS EPIC, but true the ending was a but queer and cheesy but benedict cumberpatch is sexy soooo....

[MrShiningPie]

All i remember from learning french is "Paster mechant!" which means beware of the vicar :L I will point out this was made from sticking bits if phrases together not on purpose :L

[Netrunner001]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[FreddyTheCupcake]

love the title cuz my name is Trogdor in SC2 =D

[altairian8]

OMG I wish I went to your school I would have loved to take Japanese! I took german though and that was one of the only classes I didn't hate in school because the teachers were cool so, I guess I didn't have it too bad. Still super jelly about high schools offering Japanese and I didn't get the chance D;

[jobelaque]

@altairian8 yeah but, she said the teacher was a total creepster that everybody dropped out for

[Zaitrox]

4:03 make a sick beat

[brandonzco]

I don't know how to get the bitch please tone without saying bitch but basically..

bitch please...I'm forced to learn french here.

[Sad3shock]

shes hayley williams double

[GenerationGamingYT]

@Sad3shock Deffo, If they were in a room toghether the Building would implode from the Hawtness

[coldlogic1]

you need pink hair, definatly,

[XenophobicPete]

I have the same problem with the burning myself thing. We even have a fireplace at home that we use very often and when I am fireplacing the fireplace I am always like... hmmm this huge metal thing on the side that is very close to the fire itself that have been burning for several hours surely isn't THAT hot... I am going to touch it! And then I scream and curse and stuff...

[miles9538]

art*

[miles9538]

do more at projects

[Jag01017]

Well, I get cut a lot.

[Dream1209]

Why you have it on your wall

[arbmovies1]

I love your show but could you possibly link all the stuff you talk about in the description plzes. Tankies

[fireprofecional]

sherlock was amazing!

[theXotaku0]

Gosh, I'm a horrible teacher, but I could totally make you like a "useful spanish phrases" kinda thing, i-its not like I want you to become my f-friend or anything though. J-just because I'm bored.

[eman0115]

One time my dad asked me if our electric fence was working, and without thinking I grabbed it... it was working >.>

[Agruiz1122]

how were you able to see the 1st episode of sherlock?

[That9Guy]

Hola dodger como estas pfft take that haha :P

[HearTBreaKiD023]

I'm from Canada and we were forced to learn french..... biggest waste of time...

[wolf1234link]

@HearTBreaKiD023 Not really. it's our second language. We need to know it. Just like Americans need to learn spanish. But I do agree. French is a boring language.

[MrTylerLHofmann]

@HearTBreaKiD023 me to but i don't remember any french :) so ya your right its a waste of time lol

[ChevaliersEmeraude]

@MrTylerLHofmann Est-ce vraiment une perte de temps? Parce que, étant donné que tu ne te rapelles pas de ton français, t'as aucune idée de ce que je peux bien raconter en ce moment! ;)

[MrTylerLHofmann]

@ChevaliersEmeraude what i mean is the way french is taught in school i went to is waste of time. im sure they may do it a lot better in other schools or in some cases Worse i think there is a 3% recall rate of the people that were in my grade and i can read your comment thanks to google XD but i dont know how right it is

[MrTylerLHofmann]

@ChevaliersEmeraude also it seams i cant put a sentence together very well lol

[Dudemeister28]

@HearTBreaKiD023 Try being forced to learn Irish, a dead language that less than 10000 people can speak fluently >.>

[TheCannedBrisket]

@Dudemeister28 Irish is a language? Kickass, I jsut think of the English accent!

[fireprofecional]

i like you more as a read head :(

[moecatsghost]

you got to be the cutest! burn specialist I've seen that crafty :)

[ImperialFilm1]

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to put anything, including vaseline, on burns...

[drury2361]

Beware Dodger, you are HOT, so please make sure not to touch yourself! Err wait...

[DucharmeProductions]

am i the only one thinks she is cute

[chokingonfoot]

@DucharmeProductions read the first 2 pages of comments on any one of her videos, then ask that again

[SGRGT]

It was great to hear you speak spanish Dodger. If you start to learn spanish, tell us how it goes and If you need help, ask for it, we´ll help you. Greetings from Spain.

[LeeElement]

I thought you were gonna say something about Trogdor

[wwlaos]

Hey, Dodger, what's Mod Podge? "It's like, it's uhh... it's great." Fancy!

My High School offered German and Latin. So of course I took Latin. We had a great time in Latin class... all five of us.

[StrongPie]

Pause at 0:59 BEST DERP FACE EVER.

[MrShiningPie]

Dodger. You pull THE best faces. EVER.

[TrogdorStarcraft]

I was drawn to this video by the title! Well, that are the annotation from PH2C.

FYI Vasoline is actually really bad for burns! It traps in any heat and doesn't allow the affected area to dry out. It can cause a burn to take significantly longer to heal.

[PsychoCPU]

"THANK GOODNESS FOR VASELINE" ...best video description ever lol

[Brohj]

my french class was so laid back it was either watching french movies or sleeping, or both. The teacher even had a pillow she would toss to someone if they finished a worksheet and wanted to nap lol.

[DronParker]

yo quiero tú, Dodger

[emocelot]

i was hoping for epic trogdor talks

[WoWgeekism]

DONDE ESTA EL BANO!! xD LOL that made my day :D

[JMRolf1]

Bonjour Dodger parlez-vous francais?

[chrisbroc]

in amuurica

[AssassinParkour]

so you know English, French, Ukrainian AND you want to learn spanish? that's a lot!

Pero si sería bueno que aprendas español. Aunque tengas el clásico acento gringo que acabas de demostrar (LOL), creo que sería toda una experiencia.

Ro is probably gonna get tired of translating comments for you after today

[JoeBreeVideos]

A lot of different topics today, Wooooh!

Hahaha I love your Spanish hahah

[cafiux]

aprende español porfavor!!!!!! will be amazing u saying ur intro in spanish "hey chicos...es hora del cafe!!!! "...or... "hola!!! soy dodger y estas viendo mi show!!!" greetings from Peru ;)

[felic70]

SHERLOCK WAS SO AWESOME. Spent the whole episode blushing insanely though. They put in so much slashy fanfic fodder (not that I mind one bit). Also reminds me I need to watch it again.

[Virgil37160]

If you talk about Sherlock please give a huge spoiler alert. Thanks.

[sugarwarlock]

What's the different between Mexican Spanish and the Spanish Spanish? Is it raped in the same way the Americans have raped English and the Brazilians have raped Portuguese and maybe the Canadians have raped French (I'm not sure about the Canadians)?

[Higgins2001]

@sugarwarlock given the Spanish were the ones who literally raped the Latin Americans, I'm not so sure it's fair to blame the Mexicans on the language issue ;)

[sugarwarlock]

@Higgins2001 I googled it and actually, Spanish people would call the Mexican pronunciation old fashion or historical. And the weird lisp like a "th" the Spanish use is also gone. So the Mexicans speak a clearer Spanish than the Spanish do. But the rest of Latin America is speaking gibberish =/. Source: WIkipedia and weird forums so I wouldn't say everything is true. Oh and France in Canada is very French =P

[darkmoon24]

Next eps. In espanol

[iseedumbppol]

the new episode of sherlock was decent. i thoroughly enjoyed it, but i think they went a little heavy on the special effects/camera work.

[299458]

Dexterity = more Dodge(r), but how much, DexterityBonus= 2 Dodge(r)... lol I have way too much free time

[deadenglish]

YOU WATCH SHERLOCK! WOW....awesome.

[MolestedBurger]

I could only take French, then either German or Spanish, but me being fluent in French and English (Family is from France, and I speak it all the time at home) it was really annoying, because Spanish would have been really easy, and I had to do French because they had loads of teachers in their department. I took French and German against my will. :(

[beanodonnell]

i had spanish for 1 semester and i was great at it answerd like all the questions for the class but i hate homework so i ended up failing but i didnt like the teacher it turned out he was gay so everyone one was creeped out in the class

[RHCpantherfan1]

I am Mexican-American i was going to take french but i found out that it was a computer class, so I just taking Spanish at the moment, The other people in my class use me to find out how to swear. the funniest thing ever said in class was "Yo come mi familia".

[SL4285]

Vaseline is the best.

That's what she said!

[kroaker510]

i paused it when you started talking about sherlock and went watch it

[repwin]

Oh when i was in microbiology lab i would get the stains on me all the time, one time my hand was, green, blue, red and orange because all the different stains. I looked like a 5 year old who can't use markers right

[twilightnekochan]

If you want to speak like a Spaniard go right ahead, I'm pretty used to it and I think it sounds awesome, also most people don't really pronounce the D in donde, just say "onde" Good luck learning, I'm sure with the massive amounts of peeps that speak Spanish here you'll have a lot of exposure.

[SirChaosS]

i took conversational spanish in Jr. High. no college credit but a better, quicker (1 year) understanding of spanish. but i have forgotten most of it though. I knew a few people that took french, and NONE of them use any of it anymore, where as I used spanish almost daily at 1 of my last jobs.

[DPalms309]

They have a lisp because most people from Spain talk that way, cinco is "thinco", gracias is "grathiath"..so on and so forth

[GrimmShadowsII]

Sometimes when I watch a movie more then once I don't like it the first time but I do the next time.

[xellylouise]

I took French too, but only because I wasn't low enough in my class to learn Spanish. My school was ridiculous for that. French and German were the only languages us smart people were allowed to learn. :/

[hardihood1]

Santa will bring a full fire retardant suit next year for Xmas. Dig your hair that color...COOL!

[Feyangel23]

@DexterityBonus how about Alisa Bosconovitch?

[AlyxSexbobomb]

SHERLOCK WAS SO GOOOOOOOD!

I LOVED that version of Irene though! She was great!

[Cefairon]

Alway great watching Coffeh Time.

And thank you for reminding me that Sherlock continues :)

I almost forgot.

[Ryand2317]

I love how down there in the States, French and Spanish are the exact opposite than in Canada.. Everyone takes French seriously in school and Spanish was that one course that like no one really ever took.

[xxduberryxx]

@Ryand2317 Probably because there are a lot of French Canadians and a lot Mexican Americans.

[jamieleddo92]

IM ENGLISH THEREFORE IM SHERLOCK THEREFORE IM AWESOME :D

[jelinekgreen]

Maybe there is something wrong about me, but 9:35 to like 9:40 she looks incridibly hot (:

[thekortaku]

why is there something that can be taken super sexual in every video...

[FelipeAkira42]

Oh the description >_>

[zn0rffs]

0:58, you are welcome.

[Gameboob]

Wait, what? Sherlock Holmes TV series?!?

[Gameboob]

Lol, its the opposite for me in Canada. I took Spanish cause it was chill, and now I'm trying to learn French. Spending 3 months in Quebec to learn it gud. You should just go for it and immerse yourself; move to Mexico for the winter! ;-)

[kerrx15]

lilly is literally the best fighter in tekken

[DoodleMarshmallow]

In Spanish I can count to twenty, say "Donde esta micado?", "Tengo una calculadora y tortuga", "Me llamo ___" ... and that is pretty much it. And I did Spanish class for a year... Ah well, at least I'm okay-ish at French

[shagoosty]

Let video completely load (may take a while) then play dodger beat boxing! Use the keys 1 2 5 6 and 8 to create your own dodger song.

[Werewolf211]

Dodger, you should get some Aloe :D

Aloe is a cool looking plant... and speaking of cool, it's used to treat burns. It feels cool when you put it on your skin. That's why I think you should get one. I'm nice, right? :D

[PsychedelicKisses]

I'm pretty sure Vaseline is the cure for cancer, & no one has realised it yet.

[shagoosty]

Pause at 1:00. Epic no face. Or not so epic Oh face.

[maartentemolder]

0:59 :D:D

[JoeLaFigue]

Feeew my japanese teacher is sooo cool =D, he like published foreign books before he went to Japan, then came back to France and decided to teach it, and he's like, not familiar at all with how college works XD"Yes do the exam by pair that's okay !", luuuvz him.

Since I've been to college my English and Spanish teachers are fun too; BUT in highschool, there was a kinda disease with language teacher, they were contaminated or something. "YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LAUGH IN CLASS. - [...]

[JoeLaFigue]

@JoeLaFigue [...] But Miss the text is about people fighting with pineapples ! - You think it's funny ?- I guess ... unless you think death by pineapple is a big issue in the world." Then I got expelled.

[TheANGELandTheDEMON]

DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK ENGLISH? = Ah-ee-ahl-ghee-ehn ah-kee kay hah-blah een-glays.

HELP! I NEED THE POLICE = Soh-koh-roh! Nehs-ehs-ee-toh lah poh-lee-see-yah.

[fieldninjai]

I keep having to back up because I lose track of what you're talking about :)

[inov8ve]

pro tip... use shampoo around the hair line instead of vaseline.

[IIMinDStealeRII]

Did you see that episode of Family Guy where Brian and Stewie ended up in a truck with some Mexican immigrants and doggie goes "Me llamo is Brian" and the guy say you don't actually say "is"..Braian - So you speak english,and the guy,No just this one and the speech explaining that!...I might messed it up a bit,but it's one of the old episodes.I have an Armenian friend who perfectly speaks spanish,he orders food on it in some places,and so fast,and I do that face from the episode then "Que?" ^.^

[gallion44]

lol press 8!

[eggroll9000]

@gallion44 She can beatbox after all :O

[theownerer2]

speaking of sherlock, you havent played it in weeks get on that!

[teagm003]

Best way to deal with burns: Either hold something metal on the burn (it conducts the heat from your burn to the steel) or put spiders web on it! I've got no idea why the spider web thing works, but it stops the pain. Whenever I burn myself (I'm a blacksmith), it's usually on a hand, so I just wave my hand around in a spider web so it looks like candy-floss, and boom, no more pain.

[IIMinDStealeRII]

@teagm003 hmm when I was a child my grandma used to say that if you burned your fingertips you grab the ear tips(where the earrings usually placed) and hold like that for a few sec.This one of the weird ways to make that pain from minor burns on your fingers to go away!^_^

[teagm003]

@IIMinDStealeRII My grandma used to say the same thing to me! I've never tried that with 500-750 degree burns though, lol. I mean, I don't burn my self much, but due to my business, when I do they hurt, and I guess there's only so much heat the fat in your ear lobe can conduct out of your hand... (btw, you never burn yourself on metal hot enough to glow, only ever on metal which has cooled to black heat, because it looks cold at that point...)

[marduv]

Bonjour ! comment sa va ? je vien du canada ;)

[TheCClaude]

if you come and watch me play Diablo 3 beta i will teach you spanish...

[mezocaster]

srsly? Vaseline on a burn? Not good... Every time we cover burns in training - We always get the "DO NOT USE VASELINE! (or butter)" hammered into us. Just run it under cold water... if it's severe, or big, cover with clingfilm, get your ass to the ED

[eggroll9000]

2:45 It's called being a woman. My mother and several female friends of mine are just like that. :P

[TheMentalist8]

ahahahahhahahh i´m Portuguese it´s so funny listen tou talk spanish so funny

[superneeg]

i'm the exact opposite; i took spanish in high school and, looking back, i wish i had taken french so now i'm teaching it to myself.

[IIMinDStealeRII]

OMG DODGER IS BECOMING UNTRACEABLE ! O_o No finger prints, that might come in handy! >.<

[Leon666]

hey! you're wearing the same shirt as wall-dodger/postcard-dodger!

[TheVitushkin]

i speak russian

[guReMcO]

The Sherlock episode was awesome even though I agree that what they did was a bit cliché. Still best Sherlock episode so far! I LOVED how the whole thing was put together.

[MrGamingFlow]

do u get rug burn:P

[figure337]

This reminds me...must get harley quinn poster for room.

[bulletproofblouse]

Eeeps! *pauses* Not seen the new Sherlock yet, only just FINALLY got round to watching the first three this last few days (I know! Sittin' on me hard drive for ages, just doin' nothin') and was all like "WHY DID I LEAVE THIS SO LONG!". New one either tonight or tomorrow.

[AndraxxusX]

I can teach you spanish, for real :)

[LoveSineadXxX]

@photonz1812 I suppose :L

[HarryDMcGuiness]

SHERLOCKED !!

[frankendeed69]

OH MY GOD I WATCHED THAT but i found it so funny when he went laters that was so fucking funny i was on the floor for hours lol

[DatFox89]

I took Spanish for four years. Forgot everything after I graduated. Everything.

[YoBoiBigCrizzle]

im cuban and we dont use the TH sounds were the S sounds are

[LourencoPeter]

I LOVE LILI

[jingy90]

you know how you can soothe a nasty burn? pour some sweet cream on it ;)

If you know where this is from youre jawesome

[Argonath84]

Dodger talking Spanish!!! Awesome!!!! :D

[spazyassassin1]

i tied to teach a friend spanish and all he learned to say was donde esta las prostitutas.

[leoelmosca]

@spazyassassin1 thats the only thing he will need :D thou "esta" should be "estan" XD

[RubberToadstools]

@spazyassassin1 at least he is learning the important stuff

[UltimateWheelman]

@spazyassassin1 If he goes to Tijuana, that's all he needs to know.

[spazyassassin1]

@UltimateWheelman i thought tijuana was pretty hooker free though ? hmmm maybe guanajuato or guatemala those ... are ........good places ................i guess. derp o_0

[shelledmule]

@spazyassassin1 What does that mean

[SirChaosS]

@shelledmule it means "where are the prostitutes/hookers?"

[spazyassassin1]

@shelledmule where are the prostituits

[janinb]

@DexterityBonus You can pronounce the 'th' too. You can also skip the 's'. It all depends on the regional accent like most countries :) Personally, I pronounce it grathia :)

[MatiasPaezART]

Siii, tendrias que aprender español! Mas de la mitad del continente americano lo habla :)

[fritigoerd]

Oh si aprende español Dodger :D!!!!

[ZJGallant]

5:31 DON'T SAY RANDOM ASS THINGS WHILE I HAVE A LIQUID IN MY MOUTH UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO COME TO MY HOUSE AND WIPE DOWN MY MONITOR FOR ME! XD

[ArkaneProductions]

@ZJGallant That happened to me because of @BestOfBothMind 's comment -.-

[kroaker510]

@ZJGallant dude dont be disgusting

[ZJGallant]

@kroaker510 ...

?

[MrSlingdad]

You were talking about growing some herbs and what not before, and now you said that you get burned a lot so why not start growing Aloe vera at your home? It completely removes the pain from burn injuries. It's super easy to take care of I have 2 plants :)

[sl3dge78]

Bonjour Dodger.

Ceci est un test pour savoir si tu as bien appris ton Français en cours.

Bonne Journée :D

Un fan Français :D

[aNaturalTwenty]

Dodger has +10 fire resistance