V Now in words we can all understand

[HeavenDoorKnocker]

Muahahahahaha!!!!!

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!

[Turbo9987]

Is ma future bitch hurt??? LOLOL!

[DestructiveChaozz]

i loled at "OMG LOOK AT ME!"

[ThePredatordark]

"Did you see how i totally pwned those guys" LMAO

EPIC

[MsChaoticQueen]

Its fucking awesome right? xD I love this movie but I could never keep up with him when they were in the alley. Thanks for putting this video up. Very funny.

[MandyVin17]

Great! Translations for my fellow americans.

[Midironica]

@MandyVin17 Please recite the actual V monologue to some random European (in their language) and you will probably find that they need a translation as well. It is a product of our modern 21st century consumerism and instant gratification we, as humans, have become comfortable with.

[numba1spartan]

Maniacal laugh! Maniacal laugh!

[XDXDXDXDXDXDXD]

You know, V, that song (1812 Overture) isn't technically a concerto.

[mrniceguy8787]

yeah, It's a translation for ignorants!

[xSakuraKurox]

V for idiots. Not bad sir, not bad at all. This made me laugh !! xD

[Kenit3]

one movie caused the need for freedom nice

[TBMANIAC1]

V for vendetta is variant way of virtued warriors, who's went for variant victory of savage.

[lindseydragonflame]

V caught the pokemon E V XD

[1asnl]

v for vendetta-Funny Substitles...

[CarrollFilms]

First on the playlist? HA HA HA!!!!

[MCRomg]

This movie is my all time favorite, but this made me cry with laughter xD

[Perseusnaveen]

Its a shame to what depths the English language has descended. Stephen fry would not approve of it.

[12pokechamp]

Holy shit, just realised that the young girl is 'Bendy Wendy' from 'Stupid!' :O

[akiflyer]

Lol Did some people really find it hard to understand what he was saying? I'm not that surprised when I was in school the other students kept asking what shakespeare was talking about too.

[crazycocobean454]

omfg i love this movie and what it stands for by far my favorite ever but these subtitles made me lol im going to be honest lol good job

[UntitledNun]

I love this!

[porque27]

What i find sad is, if youre smart enough to understand it, why purposefully dumb it down?

[thearthurshow]

@porque27 To be funny.

[porque27]

@thearthurshow But its not?

[thearthurshow]

@porque27 Well i find it funny and others seem to as well and so did the man who made this. I don't think you could really use this to understand it anyway.

[porque27]

@thearthurshow I can give kudos to the guy for creating some seldom seem OC, but the quality is bad, and so i must give a 2/10

[TheRealJokeFace]

@porque27 Speaking as an American, I'd like to point out that our English has been corrupted and broken over many generations, and a great number of us are far from the level of sophistication required to comprehend such eloquent and elegant articulation. Even I, a writer, with my fondness for voluptuous vocabulary, found this monologue to be beyond my own linguistic familiarity, yet still aesthetically enticing enough that I appreciate the less formal translation.

[porque27]

@TheRealJokeFace tl;dr, bro, tl;dr

[TheRealJokeFace]

@porque27 But you had time to read the dumbed-down monologue. Gotcha.

[porque27]

@TheRealJokeFace why is that relevant?



[Ryodisis]

@TheRealJokeFace cool story bro

[MeanT241985]

lol...its funny how people on here act as if all non-americans talk like V.

[Bartman954]

OMG LOOK AT ME!!!!

[xplay3r]

"some song I downloaded on iTunes" BULLSHIT! We all know V would've got it off Piratebay....

[blanbproductionshd]

@xplay3r win

[hacksign000]

@xplay3r EXACTLY !

[SimplePlan206]

Man he is serious don't destroy the film by un serious comments if you had a serious speech and posted it on youtube and someone made fun with that would you think that would be funny to have some jerk make annoying comments as subtitles through out the hole movie

[SerenadHer]

@SimplePlan206 1. Don't be so mad over this person making a video that makes people laugh.

2. Everyone knows this movie is serious and a great movie already so it's not like they're going to think its bad because of this and the cast made a ton of money off of the movie so they couldn't give less of a shit if someone makes fun of this movie.

[miguel061]

Really like people aren't able to understand his speech??wow.. its waay better then if he had spoke the words you wrote which I'll correctly assume is the american english way.

[miguel061]

@miguel061 though you did good job interpreting V's speech in very layman terms. Good job.

[jamstamanify]

if V was American that's how he would speak and that's why it was a damn good job Britain made it

[GinaCaranoIsGod]

I think I woke up my neighbour, I was laughing so much.

[RonanMacQuarrie]

Her name means " Exit "V" " In Greek, that's why he says he doesn't believe in coincidence

[L4D2Hunter2010]

I got really confused with the villianous part..

[sirrington]

You didn't put Vendetta into a word we can understand lol

[Wolfdemonmaster]

@sirrington Revenge, the most common word used to recite a man or woman wishing harm or in V's case causing it to return a "favor" or deed of harm to themselves or others as a way of getting even. In simple terms it quite easily means, an eye for an eye.

[ProductionzMega]

oh my the transcribe is bad

[MohammadProductions]

@ProductionzMega So is your spelling

[foxesarecooltoo]

@nitrousexpress The 1812 Overture

[llWickedScythell]

' THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME RIGHT ' LLLLLMMMMMMMMAAAAAAOOOOOOO made him seem like hes freaking insane lmao

[nitrousxpress]

whats that song being played while the building explodes?

[TheAtomicChipmunk]

@nitrousxpress 1812 Overature



[almozayaf]

remember, remember the 31st of desmber, remember the trsen of our poltics treson, i see no resen for the NDAA treson to be forget. ** google NDAA **

[thecowhahalol]

LOL you had to tell everyone what a vendetta is.....

[MusicMonstre]

lolol



[NicteBlack]

this is stupid but funny

[jinbaii]

Is mah future bitch hurt? <-- gonna have to use this as a pick up line more often

[JoeyyzK]

sorry I love V too much to like this video :(

[015uio2]

thank you MR OBLIVIOUS

[lquert]

@015uio2 you are gonna be in Jacks Film

[AnonymousCCD]

LMFAO @ "But I'm going to tell you my life story, whether you like it or not."

[BeCoolllll]

Omg look at me!! haha

[kalatrin11]

i finally understand why he says its a para dox to ask a maked man who he is - because if he's masked, hes obviously trying to hide his ID, and you're asking him straight, who are you.

thanks!

[TheDangsProduction]

@kalatrin11 >_> really?

[SuperCrookedbeats]

lmfao simply one of the the funniest things i have watched!

[Michael124TG]

FUCK SOPA

[Demonsthere]

I didn't know that there are people who need a translation from english into... american ? USA is trully the land of both very smart people and their opposition...

[xOMGWTFBBQSAUCE]

is ma future bitch hurt?

[kalatrin11]

absolutely amazing! apart from "Is ma future bitch hurt?"

at the end it should have said "Look i can right my name in fireworks! im so awesome! did u see that?!"

[PunisherFromTheHell]

@CheesyBastard21 lololololololol

[gir21939]

@CheesyBastard21 Im american and I thought this was HILARIOUS! hahahaha

[theonemanparty7]

@CheesyBastard21 ouch!

[DarkSilver19]

@CheesyBastard21 i hate ur sarcasm but its true lol

[sonar357]

@CheesyBastard21 More generally... "V for Dummies" no matter what their nationality. Stupidity is not an American invention. I'm afraid we may have imported it from France.

[stevenin83]

@sonar357 French and understanding quite perfectly the verse... Stupidity came around people's minds seeking a responsible for stupidity but to see the true guilty, those people should just look into a mirror...

[meloo1]

@sonar357 No, Stupidity is a product of the world :D

[icalund]

@sonar357 I often wonder if its true that americans has been brainwashed by the american goverment, because they are afriad of the french ways. I mean, many political parties goes to america to become better in the usage of propaganda. Its a bizarre thought but im not sure...

[RonanMacQuarrie]

@CheesyBastard21 Up yours

[GrimInstincts]

@CheesyBastard21 Funny seeing as he's speaking English. Not all Americans are illiterate and stupid.

[angeloroker88]

@CheesyBastard21 your so right

[aceofaces18]

@CheesyBastard21 im american but i just wanted to see what his powers of depth this fellow fan of damn it can't find an awesome alliteration like v

[Acidoverwrite]

*****

[d007ization]

I love the Einstein reference!

[ZettaiOtakuu]

@d007ization sorry could you tell me the reference?

i missed it.

[d007ization]

@ZettaiOtakuu Einstein said "God doesen't play with dice" refering to quantum mechanics.

V said "I, like God, do not play with dice and do not believe in coincidence".

[KamuiJJang]

That was brilliant. I love his speech though to my limited english it was hard to understand somehow. You cleared my mind lol

[Kiterious]

I was expecting this to just be some stupid thing, but it's actually really funny! I love V's original speech as much as anybody, but this is hilarious! I lost it at "OMG LOOK AT ME!" and laughed the whole rest of the way XD

[pianomusic1760]

Whats the name of the song that was played at the end?

[rugger1869]

@pianomusic1760 1812 Overture.

[Yakida01]

OMG LOOK AT ME!

lost it there.

[ArchitectCobra]

You sir made me laugh, and that is an accomplishment.

Very funny :D

[LIFDOFF]

Lololol This is so funny

[wonderwiez]

"I dedicate this performance to that thing right there!" lmao XD

[Dark6Legend]

LOL

[plushiepenguin]

Hugo Weaving's Perfomance for V is Very Awesome.

[BornInTheStars]

1:06 omg shit i thought this was a troll vid and switched to the dark night

[retod4lyfe]

i like the original...

[901greatness]

Lmao



[Fantasylover7]

*lol* This is awesome! Thx for the translation! ^^

[emmyrossumfn101]

*Wipes tears from eyes* I just cried from laughter...That's one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[MrAnonymous2012]

good for the dumb down sheep lmfao ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐NWO,

[dingo2306]

*deliberate dramatic pause* The best part of all XD

[Blackiie13x]

hahaha finally! i know wat this dude is talkin about :)

[kimosfire]

muwahhahahaa

bwahahaha

i always laugh like dat lols

[kimosfire]

rofl

eehehe

[Pharmaman100]

loooooooooool "the perfect place for either suicide or a first date " hahahahahahahhahahah 

[TheOldcrow1945]

That is neither intelligent or funny!

[CBAwiththisshit]

@TheOldcrow1945 I call this bullshit and name you a silly person.

[Eternity1441]

Lol! Oh god! :'D I love this.

[PuppyZwolle]

Finally! I get it now. Do you do Shakespear as well?

[deadSilencePredator]

Awesome. You could have forgone the part where he leads her to see the explosion, but nice nonetheless.

[CmDrRaxX]

This is fucking awesome...right?

[UpToEleven11]

I plan to kill some evil people.

REALLY evil people.

Ya don't say?

[evilschniedl]

...silently fumes on how he missed Halloween, in desperate attempt to look smart, he recites the Guy Fawkes rhyme...

:-D

[Sweetcuppcake30]

What song IS playing while he blows the thingy?

[DashTheWonderbolt]

@Sweetcuppcake30 The Overture of 1812

[bren97122]

"OMG LOOK AT ME!"

HAHAHA!

[Rizorn]

not lol.. LQL..

[vendetta920]

well well well)) :*

[DarthTwoddle]

When he laughs and the caption just says "LOL!" :')

[52leveler]

This make me lol so hard hahaha just epic

[halfnoob24]

I plan to kill 43 evil people,

43 really evil people,

43 really evil POLITICAL people!

V

[henryexe]

@halfnoob24 now they grow up to 47

[KamuiJJang]

@halfnoob24 Now it's 50, gyahahahahaha.

[famguyfanable]

@halfnoob24 including lamar smith

[Treue0]

Damn best shit ever!

[sonicadv27]

0:14 - 0:21

Matrix moment xD

[beesan24]

cheesey

[DashTheWonderbolt]

Ahem.... Vendetta = vengeance, not revenge

[rahagbab]

@DashTheWonderbolt No need to nitpick, it's not like he's going to make a brand new video.

[Mycatsaysbark19]

Thank you SparkNotes! Ha-ha. :)

[BBZZZZZ]

this is an atrocity

[TheNewbNamedVosn]

The spoken language is more understandable then the written language L

[sweiland75]

"words we can all understand" even Americans!

[goodspelr]

"Silently fumes about how he missed Halloween." LOL!

[Foxstab]

Good shit tony, well done.

[Inf3cti0nZ]

Hey at least he was able to translate it into simpler words whether or not we understood it. Maybe some of us didnt get it the first time we heard it, though the subtitles are hardly, accurate. :P nice vid

[pendehassen]

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[thelivefuncom]

seriously? it does not need a translation lol

[balticpimp]

@thelivefuncom

It does if your native language isn't english.

[sakuratuskino666]

OMG i couldent stop laughing stupid subtittles ^__^

[Unitor677]

V for president

[VonZeb]

What's the name of the song that was playing in the background?

[goodspelr]

@VonZeb Tchofchy's 1812 Overture (finale) The spelling is off. You can find it now though, search "1812 Overture," it's even better when listened to by itself. Enjoy.

[OkamsRazer]

I do think its beautifully ironic in that his choice of music was the 1812 Overture which was to celebrate a battle between the newsprung American nation and the British (of which he is a citizen) to announce his rebellion of sorts against that very same British nation.Admittedly due to its alternate history having become a fascist state under what could only be termed a British Bund (if you are not familiar with the Bund look up some details on the history of WW2.

[OkamsRazer]

so basically you have turned a monologue of what should required a fairly moderate level sense of vocabulary and grammar and turned it into "moron speak". How emminently useful, perhaps your grandchildren will be the sort villified in the fairly nonsensical dystopia of "Idiocracy". The fact that you would make such a lame video only encourages the verisimilitude of such a future as predicted.

[duran9418]

@OkamsRazer AGREED !! well said ! [ verisimilitude ! omg .. haha, cool ]

[JoeyRec]

@OkamsRazer Wow what are you a 14 year old girl? Nice use of meaningless large vocabulary to try and make yourself seem smart.

Unfortunately people dont really talk like that, sorry..

And the video was a joke get over it.

[serclfs]

@JoeyRec Well you obviously thought that using those words made him/her smart. No one else said anything about that comment but you. So I guess you thought it was pretty smart and got a little angry because you're a bit primitive like myself and found the need to vent your instinctual emotional jealousy and anger towards someone who you see as a threat for some odd reason. Can it you negative energy creating shithead.

[OkamsRazer]

@serclfs thank you very much Serclfs.

[Ealija]

venelen vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsaving vichursun vurchsn schnrVRRRSCHHN

[TITANKILLER335]

Gawd, who made these bullshit subtitles?

[OkamsRazer]

@TITANKILLER335 the maker of the video submission perhaps?

[ApocalypticLacrymosa]

Reading and listening at the same time hurts my brain.

[qwyzl]

the pyrotechnicians made the actor look good, not the actor....

[ApocalypticLacrymosa]

I love the original speech more than any other speech ever said in human history, but this still made me laugh pretty hard. XD

[rettie]

Seeing this video made me realize that I can die a happy man.

[samsmucksam]

@Itsk0de Sorry to piss on your bonfire but it is spelt voila.

[xRipTide91]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME RIGHT?

[dragonmaster949]

XD I love it

[WCFFsupporter]

Dude A+ I realy study both the word spoken and the ones for your obvios CC deaf people will love this

[RadishLadish]

Finally, a way to help my brother understand the complex implications of variable verbosity that V offered his numerous patrons in viewing.

/shot

[winnie14me]

"LOL!" I laughed with V. :)

[HLecterPHD]

M'eh, Second rate explosion Mr V.

IRA docklands/banking center bomb...now that's an explosion.

[HelderTeixeira100]

no...a big big f**** google lol ahah

[HelderTeixeira100]

Now...this one must have a biiiig lol.. 

[amanagrawala]

I like how everyone who tries to explain his speech says the exact same thing from Wikipedia.

[halofable574]

that was hilarious

[lXxADAMxXl]

I did not find this amusing, in my opinion of course.

[Heyitslellow]

LOL "Are you like a crazy person?" one of my favorite lines.

[TheGamerHomie13]

at 4:07 that was fucking awsome i lmfao even though i did understand his logic in the way he spoke reading the subtiltles was funny as hell props on it.

[ThePeopleneedhelp]

omg look at meeee :D