Manatee Kiss

[AnologSticks]

i want to ride one.

[NinjaGaidenXXSlice]

Manatees R EPICNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!  :p

[TheMistyMolly]

Muffins so cute

[tall32guy]

That is cute when the guy said "You little player you!" hehe

[Andzelika2011]

Its doing the kissing swim. CUTE!!!!!!

[mikeybencor]

This is how most manatees die. they mess up the nasal passages, and either suffocate or drown :/

[gokramer2]

@mikeybencor Do you have a source for this information, besides another comment on a different manatee video on youtube?

[mikeybencor]

@gokramer2 Yes. You can come to my house and look at my book. It's an Animal Dictionary, where they have facts about it, Where they are born, what it eats, and how they die. This is one of the most common, along with, of course, old age. So, yes, I do.

[losingmymind611]

TOO DAMN CUTE.

[looloorex]

holy annotations, batman !

[Dinopirate]

i feel like im becoming.a butterfly or a golden bee. my smiles like razor blades. when i smile it cuts bloody deep.my body is in the magazines.my face on the tv.my voice on the radio.thats me in my dreams.but when i open my eyes.i see im a piece of SHIT! A WORTHLESS COWARD A VAPID WHORE A MORAL-LESS REFUGEE COVERED IN SORES A BLITHERING SEA COW LOST IN ITS DREAMS NOBODY LIKES ME, YEAH NOBODY WANTS ME AT ALL NOBODY LIKES ME, YEAH wet blue world-- it fills me up ... i wont come up for air tonight

[AssViperInYou]

URF!!!!!!

[iWantCupcake]

Guys, he said that's my wife. Not eff her. I don't even see how you heard that..? Perverts :P

[HandeToon]

Is that one of the guys from Nerd Confusion 3?

[trun0jay]

lmao eff my wife

[musicdork4ever]

awww I love them!

[hippohamster3]

ohhhh the humanityyy... wait... hu MANATEEE

[Fishyninjabreadman]

@hippohamster3 that was awful......funny but awful

[xXSh3yXx]

omg xDD Ich Liebe Dich :3. thats all i know in german D; but i know it means i love you x)

[TheInpherus]

MANATEES Y U SO SOFT

[JimmyNucka]

So Fucking ADORABLE!!!

[muffinbasket007]

I think all manatees should have the voice of John Goodman

[samrisna]

Manatees "kiss" or smoosh their faces up against things for the same reason dogs sniff each other. It's a social/information gathering thing. They do it in the wild to each other and to other inanimate objects. While in lots of videos, it seems like they might be hitting the glass a little hard, they fact that they are running into the glass is not a sign that they are sad, just curious.

[DesertEagel1995]

@samrisna imagine they would make it because theyre sad! D: cutest and sadest thing a man can imagine

[samrisna]

Manatees "kiss" or smoosh their faces up against things for the same reason dogs sniff each other. It's a social/information gathering thing. They do it in the wild to each other and to other inanimate objects. While in lots of videos, it seems like they might be hitting the glass a little hard, they fact that they are running into the glass is not a sign that they are sad, just curious.

[KittnzNChz]

What is it with all manatees ramming their noses into the glass? Is this like the orca's fin's collapsing in captivity? I'm kinda sad now :(

[tall32guy]

She is curious, that is why she did that, and they do not know what glass is! hehe! Such a cute video! :)

[wendyspwnsu]

i love you at 0:43 in the annotation

[XNo1XLuvzXMeX]

It can't be right how keeping manatees in enclosures like this causes them to smash their face against the sides all the time... But for some reason it's hilarious :/ I'm going to hell.

[Sloth55Chunk]

I had one pop up beside me when I was surfing. Scared the shit out of me haha till I realized it was a manatee.

[BlaPro111]

they are like squishy toys

[MrPooooopon]

0:41 for manatee awesome sauce :3

[DreadPirateSephy]

Aw! Your wife was so right; he's cute as hell! I want to give him a big, fluffy, manatee hug. :) this video seriously makes my day, no matter how many times I watch it. So fantastic!

[covenantslayer2]

So cute

[AwesomeM3000]

they're so mindless

[TheBellaTenenbaum]

Aww they should be in the wild

[FrtHallN8ve]

Cute, he puts his nose against a rock, most likely saying 'Yessss....got a kiss from a girl'. Me gusta.

[savagekid94]

Meg

[Hellwilder]

Does anybody know Urf the manatee?

[kenoji100]

@Hellwilder i see you play league of legends also...

[L0L51]

stop on 0:44 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[NYtassu]

I think I heard from somewhere that ppl in the past somehow mistook these guys for mermaids.

[Bekka077]

@NYtassu Yes, indeed they did. As a matter of fact, there's a video here on youtube about it.

watch?v=i1mW_m8A3TY add that to the end of the youtube url and watch it.

[batmatt92]

@NYtassu Obese mermaids, perhaps. :P

[NYtassu]

@batmatt92 Cant believe what people in the past were into huh? What weird fetish XD.

[megadork456]

"Little player"? He's over a thousand pounds in weight!

[PaveloSLS]

They are using power from hell to keep moving in the water .. Don't trust these disgusting creatures.

[GummieRazor]

Awwww :3

[lolSwimmer96]

OMG! i just saw them last spring :) every year during Spring Break my family and I go to see them at Mote Marine :3

Manatees are my favorite animal in the entire world ♥

[lexsite]

"eff my wife"

Holysheep!

[Freedomdave]

@lexsite Nope. I said "that's my wife" not "eff my wife" perv

[hatmonkey]

@Freedomdave aw shucks got me excited

[FlumpiDumpiDu]

@Freedomdave Are you guys german ? Or yust your wife ?

[PrisonGangGame]

@FlumpiDumpiDu just meine frau. im american

[washup21]

@Freedomdave i like you.

[ichigomewmew1231]

Three People Don't Want A Manatee Kiss

[BroadwayMagles]

Awwwh :)

[papolepo]

manatee rulz! xD

[gecko7564]

I've seen a manatee take a pis before. It's weird. 3:

[Hulaty]

in crystal river, they're just floating around and you can swim with them & pet them

[ihategingers6969]

Manatees are terrible creatures of nature. All they do is float around and get run over by boats. My uncles down $20,000 because a manatee got in the way of his boat. These things aren't "poor creatures," their floating deathtraps for boats.

[XStayCloseToMeX]

@ihategingers6969 okay, now we ALL know how sad you are. how many videos did you post this on anyway? get a life.

[Freedomdave]

@XStayCloseToMeX

I just posted another one just for YOU. Check it out.

youtube dot com/watch?v=iFDLBgYJmsY

[Freedomdave]

@XStayCloseToMeX

@XStayCloseToMeX

I just posted another one just for YOU. Check it out.

youtube dot com/watch?v=iFDLBgYJmsY

[retsme18]

@ihategingers6969 you are an idiot for that comment.

[AresCassell]

Manatees are so cute. I want to have sex with one.

[civittaja]

So cute. He looks sad in there though :( poor "little" thing

[bloofan06]

How adorable! I want a manatee!

[Helo1408]

ai que dozinho.

[kaozbender]

i love those obese fuckers, most adorable animals in the world

[Alyluvsrain]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h!!!!! That's so cute!!!

[mariomaster38]

manatees are soooooooooooooooooooo cute i want one and want to swim with one

[ipodnanomaniac]

San Diego Sea World makes me cry they poot like sad songs while your watching themm and im like :D $: D:

[chrall97]

I wish i was a manatee. There is NO effort to it.

[Kitkatluv10]

Aww i love manatees

[WestieLoverBengi2248]

Manatees Are SOOO CUTE! nice video:)

[SuperMoonkiss]

I went to the MOTE and Buffet was my fave

[EddieV17]

They're so plumpy, I want to feed them heads of lettuce and teach them to hug.

[10samm10]

Why do their eyes look so sad? it Makes me a little sad myself when I see them.

[mizzjackeelynn]

Sooo cool!! I was in the ocean the other day and one came up to us and everyone called them "sea cows". I was too scared of its size to even look underwater!

[NinjetteOfFaith715]

Manatees are so freaking awesome

[johnfrancisv]

This is a very sweet video. However, I have to agree with primalcutlery, I hope that manatee is being rehabilitated and was not captured.

[primalcutlery]

i feel sort of bad for captive manatees but usually they are injured. i just hope that "active one" isint just a healthy manatee that wants to get out. i just sometimes feel bad for animals in captivity but it does save lives.

[dayyewunrider]

I got about arms length from about 4 of them on my kayak it was scary but they are so cool. We saw them rolling over eachother on top of the water in the morning!

[TheManateeOne]

@motherf****r669, you will burn in _____

[ilovelamp456]

go sarasota!

[ieatfoodthatisgood]

they are so humble.

[girlsensediva]

this is so cute!! manatees are such genle giants!!! i love them

[poisonNova123]

the true gentle giant is Robert Wadlow

[missmia1983]

i love it!! sooooooo cute! its remamber me at my boyfriend :)

[oldmananzai]

SNSD look like manatees

[poisonNova123]

How thus its breath in the water w/ along period of time?

[88rainbowmilkshake88]

@poisonNova123

it's like a whale ^^ he holds his breath for 30 min

[motherfucker669]

Nothing is more fun than watching one of these things bleed out and die.

[flapjackandchowder]

ur a real git you know that?!

[adidassoccer4]

@motherfucker669 asshole

[sportslover967]

stfu!

[sportslover967]

wat is wrong with u

[simple0981]

love how the guy says, "Hey that's my wife". Manatees need some lovin' too.

[abpokemon]

that happened to me but i was in the water

[GiantMushyShroom]

Aww, she's so lucky!

Also, I love how he bounces around on his flipper at the very end <3

Long live the manatee!

[NinjaPutz]

AAWW!! omg that was soo cute ^^ Manatees :D

[smoochym]

Zoophiliac.

[TheKaichi]

Poor Manatee.. he's looking so apathetic...I liked to see them in wild nature.

[88rainbowmilkshake88]

@TheKaichi

i think that's just their face XD so droopy...

it's kind of dangerous to leave manatees in the wild now, because the propelers of boats can hurt them; they need to find a place where they aren't bothered by anyone.

[RockerEma850]

@88rainbowmilkshake88 They have the entire ocean, what they weren't counting us was on a horrible predator called Humans.

[88rainbowmilkshake88]

@RockerEma850

Actually, manatees live in rivers. They are slow and friendly so people tend to bother them.

[TheKaichi]

@88rainbowmilkshake88 Yeah well I'm talking about how he's just floating around, doing nothing. They're so cute and absolutely wonderful animals it's such a shame that humans makes their living so difficult.

[ManeatingPandabear]

Manatees are so cute :).

[NatalieHoe852]

My boyfriend calls me a manatee.

[TearsForItachi]

Manatees are sooo cute XD

I love them. They're my favorite animal that lives in the water...Besides dolphins...

[1234bhavneet]

@TearsForItachi i love them to they are so cute

[TheMrbillsmith]

@TearsForItachi i love manatees iv seen them at sea world they r the best

[LightFromADeadStar]

@TearsForItachi my favortie animal period :^}

[lrri223]

that is very cute and i studyed manatees

[flapjackandchowder]

LUCKY!!what was it like??

[lrri223]

it was cool and nasty and all of the above i had so much fin and my cusin wmt 2 kno if you was gay

[feazey]

@flapjackandchowder

there was glass between them

duuuuuuurrrr

[thehantavirus]

There are other species of manatees all are endangered

[TadakatsuH0nda]

Only redneck idiots would react as you claim you would as its over 3 inches of thick glass besides theyre awesome animals -_-

[AresCassell]

If a manatee ever tried to kiss my wife like that I'd beat its damn ass

[97renee]

i was just in sarasota! that manatee was so cute!!

[CatzDogzRockNRoll]

" Knutsch mich " ..? They speak german? lol!

This Vid is great! Manatees are wonderful animals. ♥

[Ndsntionz]

there very smart during mating season i see them all the time on miami beach ... they come up close to you and all.. just dont be alover them .. esp in the wild just sit and enjoy the view.

[thethreeroberts]

@h0nglei its fun swimmin with em

[TheMrbillsmith]

@h0nglei i have they are so awesome

[clown134]

@h0nglei go to blue springs florida there are hundreds of them this time of year (late december)

[jammyboy67]

@h0nglei i have at seaworld i live in florida, but you can't swim with them. you just look at them..

[therealblackcerberus]

cute

[holivoda]

AND I SAY THEY SOULD TORPEDO YOU!

Manatees are smart and cute :)

[revolve46]

HAHA stupid manatee this is awesome

[holivoda]

and i say YOU ARE STUPID!

[Dancingbear710]

"very friendly" HOW CUTE! oh man that was like overloaded with cuteness

[manateeloverr]

thats so cute <3

definetly a favorite!

[DeadlyAngelicDemon]

See this comment right here? This is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.

[DeadlyAngelicDemon]

I just simply love trolls and all of their bullshit that they use to goad people into an argument.

[blingdaleks]

Squish

[Moomooyourmom]

That's so cute. ;D

[erailea]

33JesusIsLord33 you're tolling because obviously you have nothing better to do with your life than sound like a dumb ass and piss everyone off with your violent nature.

[saraphonic]

sexy mermaid

[procommenter]

Florida's West Indian Manatee pop. has

increased from 800 to 3,400 since 1974.

Central Fla. has just experienced its

second coldest winter in 30 years.

[Jasonisabeast]

YOUS A TROLLIN'

[runescape5150]

33jesuslord33 go fuck yourself you fucking son of a bitch

I bet that's how the girl on the background icon looked after you fucked her do the whole fucking world a favor and shoot yourself

[zichlmesa]

33jesusislord33 , buy a gun and please shoot yourself!!! i

[XInfinitexSadnessX]

no shes dead i killed that bitch

honestly go fuck your bible

long live jewish people :)

[XInfinitexSadnessX]

my moms dead bitch

some jesus fucker you are bahahahahahahah

[XInfinitexSadnessX]

yes i see you like gluttony, seeing your background for your profile

is that your girlfriend

or is it your mother?

or is it both? seeing your mom is likely the only person that would date you

[XInfinitexSadnessX]

wtf has a manatee done wrong?

like honestly they are such peaceful creatures

fuck off bible thumper

[slvrstarlight17]

This is a great video. And I love manatees- 5 stars :-)

[Freedomdave]

Boo hoo

[Freedomdave]

I'm not religious. I just don't LIKE you. You're an annoying punk and I would love to throw a vicious armbar on you. But then your mommy might get angry with me. You live with her right?

[BJJLH]

@Freedomdave Yeah, Armbar is a sweet submission.. thumbs up

[Freedomdave]

you are done commenting on this video. goodbye

[Crystlalfire]

thats great good luck! ( im being sarcastic, so dont get any ideas)

[Crystlalfire]

plus, how could i not feel bad for you? some one with such a sick mind as yours must have had a hard life, or they are just screwed up ^^

[Crystlalfire]

well generally you dont kill endangered animals that are protected the by the law.

[Crystlalfire]

plus who said i didn't want you to die? i regret your life and hope for your death

[Crystlalfire]

i actually thought about it ( un like some people)

[Crystlalfire]

its a little thing called a hyperbole

[Crystlalfire]

, i know who i am i am proud of it i would not want my life any other way, i may not be that smart but i've got everything i could have ever wanted, money can buy you happiness but only to an extent and to be honest i am not mad at your or anything, i honestly feel bad for you because you may think you are all right and think that you know everything, and you may, but you lack the knowledge of love and that's the most important thing in the world, to love and to be loved

[Crystlalfire]

, you have a great sense of opinion and i admire that, but if you know the facts before you dive right in you'll do a lot better in society, also learn how to work with people because that is a very important trate if you learned to voice your opinion while being open to others too, you could do great things, get a good job, fall in love and be a great person, i am not popular at school but i dont need to be because i know that i only have this life

[Crystlalfire]

i feel bad for you, you cant feel love or compassion or forgiveness or reason, and i know what you are about to say, those are stupid and you dont need those, well i wouldn't want to live in a world with out them, i have a loving family with a great boyfriend, i have a sweet dog and i have two very cute guinea pigs, i have a great sense of linguistics and a great voice in opinion

[Crystlalfire]

your so stupid its not even funny like SERIOUSLY you have NO CLUE go read a book thats NOT about guns, because your no better than a rock, if you think all that is true then i think your crazy, and the born agains being the only ones who belive that should bee AT LEAST a clue that its wrong you see,

[Crystlalfire]

i laugh at you, because you have no idea anything about animals, they are quicker than a gun so your screwed, animals are 10 times more powerful than a gun they can crush your bone in one powerful bite and dodge a bullet at least a good hunter knows what he's up to, your just stupid

[LuvZeNachos]

omg that happened to me i was checking to see if my camera was recording, i look up and there was a manatee with its face squashed up to the glass i was laughing for ages lol

[Freedomdave]

Somebody does I'm sure. I'm guessing it's your mama. :P

[DarkLordAdrian]

First you sir are a moron. Second, since your an atheist as your name entitles you are, you know humans have evolved from apes or caveman. Third, humans don't serve a useful purpose either so if what you are saying is that we should hunt these creatures because they serve no purpose than we should kill ourselves and of course your going rant on how I'm a tree hugger and crap well if this doesn't get through to your thick skull under what kingdom do humans fall under? answer that if you can moron

[kimberlyrae]

i thought it was neat how it used its flippers to push off the bottom

... also it was cute

[Crystlalfire]

how do you think we live then? look you arent right BOTTOM LINE WE CANT LIVE WITH OUT ANIMALS i hope you fucking die of a bear attack see what happens then

[Freedomdave]

Dude you are such an idiot. Just shut up already. This is my video so I control you. HA!

[00Hendrik00]

Knutsch mich :D wie geiiiil :P

[Crystlalfire]

you dick, um if you haven't noticed when you eat meat THAT'S AN ANIMAL, so with out animals you would die, you need almost ALL of the animals for the natural balance of things, haven't you ever heard of the circle of life!? predators eat prey prey eats plants, and spread the seeds, then plants feed prey, prey feeds predator, feeding us, with out certain animals eating certain things then the natural balance of things would go out of order, bottom line, we don't control animals they control us!

[SierraWolf]

Manatee harrassment is a crime.

[SierraWolf]

If I were making the laws, people would go to prison for molesting these animals. They are gentle and defenseless.

There are many ways to enjoy the waterways and NOT impact manatees....