Magazine: 14 Actors Acting - Jesse Eisenberg - nytimes.com/video

[MsChamallow]

boring boring

[khatam50]

someone could have been in pulp fiction

[pixargal007]

Thumbs up if you just want to marry this beautiful man. :-)

[TheUshankaBrothers]

Double tap.

[giarcnella66]

In most of these, there is a VERY fine line between acting, and modeling.

[marigam]

Made me laugh.

Its obvious he really wanted to crack up at himself!

[elfeLrOuNd]

gave me gosebumps!!!!!

[A2theKALA]

wow thats some bad acting

[HuggingAfruitBat]

I love him (:

[dlovatofanss]

jesse perfeição *-*

[iram920]

this is so stupid -.- killyourself and give me your money hahah XD

[hinde64]

@iram920 If you don't love him why did you watch the video? --'

[Kay4I]

@iram920 no one told you to come and watch it if you dont like it..

[jobrosaddiction1]

u.u PERFECT !! i love him <3

[benji46]

shit actor

[hinde64]

@benji46 Why the hell people watch videos when they don't love the celebrity?

[Kay4I]

@benji46 sorry, have you been nominated for an Oscar????

[bradm1x]

where the fuck is the emotion?

[lol392]

i would flinch too haha

[a7x1234568]

his hair is andy samberg his face is michael cera

[michikoww]

Most beautiful man ever.

[flofy45]

XD when he shoots , its like they shot him

[sharkie15893]

oh my god i loved it when he looked straight at the camera at the end.

[chat099]

Zuckerberg is a gangsta.

[NightinGal89]

I love him so much, I hate him, really.

[szpunar33]

I feel bad for your parents raising such a stupid child.

[uyentran1234]

@szpunar33 And you dont think we feel bad for your parents?

[MrBen51309]

@szpunar33

Seriously, just shut the fuck up! Jesse Eisenberg is a solid actor. And no-one cares about your impression of people that you think are hipsters.

[szpunar33]

@MrBen51309 "Jesse Eisenberg is a solid actor" LOL you're kidding right. Deniro, Pachino, Depp, Rourke, those are solid actors...To consider Jesse a solid actor makes you look like a gay fanboy. As for the last part of your remark it does not make any sense. What is an impression of a hipster? Telling me to stfu shows your ignorance. I wont tell you to stfu because you are doing such a good job at proving people who like this shit actor are idiots. Social Network is a good story not good acting

[MrBen51309]

@szpunar33

Shit actor?? Have you seen how many things he won and was nominated for in' The Social Network'??? The list goes on and on and on. His performance must have been complete fluke, right?? He must have pulled a rabbit out the hat. And although the actors you consider to be good are excellent as well, they are also nearly twice his age. I could be wrong, but I think this guy has a lot to look forward to.

[szpunar33]

@MrBen51309 How many "things"? You mean awards right? The only awards worth mentioning are Golden Globes and the Academy Awards.... an he did not win those. I agree the social network was a good movie by David Fincher but you make it sound like this kid made the movie. A good director like Fincher can even make Justin timberlake seem talented... He only got the role due to his resemblence to Zuckerberg. You are wrong this kid will fade.

[MrBen51309]

@szpunar33

Doesn't matter who the director is.. A good performance is a good performance. He might not have made the film but I'm sure that if anyone else was playing him they wouldn't have done nearly as well. So award nominations only matter if you win them?? That's a strange mentality.

[szpunar33]

@MrBen51309 Read how stupid you sound. Doesnt matter who the director is? Are you kidding? Most actors will work for next to nothing to be in a film with a good director, take Woody Allen for example. Your comments prove you know nothing. Second, how can you claim how well someone else would do in a role " I'm sure that if anyone else was playing him they wouldn't have done nearly as well"...Now you just sound like a stupid fanboy.

[szpunar33]

@MrBen51309 Another thing..if a director doesnt matter, why was Jessie garbage in 30 minutes or less. As for nominations only matter if you win them. Um yeah. It means you won the award. You posted earlier about how many awards he had won and how many nominations he got..He didnt win anything, and getting nominated is like a 5 way tie for 2nd place. If you are going to share a opinion about something at least have a bit of knowledge on the subject instead of a gaycrush

[MrBen51309]

@szpunar33

Umm he did win several awards from his nominations, just none of the big ones. And yes, I might not have that much knowledge in the film area but what makes your opinion so valuable?? You're an average joe behind a keyboard, just like me. You've probably done jack shit in the film industry. However, if you are actually a Hollywood Heavyweight, don't hesitate to tell me. As for the 'gaycrush' part. Well you're kinda starting to sound a bit stupid now.

[ZeroTM]

under that soundtrack i was expecting him to whoop out a lightsaber

[dmohr7]

why does he constantly pull the "im getting a BJ face"

[charissecoal]

@dmohr7 lol i know does the kid have any other expressions in his reportoire

[PedroNicanoreTV]

Rip the Winklevoss Brothers. 

[Idrivethe405]

@PedroNicanoreTV I think you mean the Winklevii

[tirkizs]

Killed someone

then shit there's a camera better leave

[6667Di]

he is lovely...<3

[szpunar33]

Well at least we know he will never ever be cast as Bond.

[Jokerlund646]

He is thinking "Why did I sign up to be in the movie 30 minutes or less" DIE!

[LovelyEmiilyy]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HIM!!

[Guill0rtiz]

so he's a million dolar kid who lost his fortune and now his taking care of the one who stole his money ..right?

[IloveJesseEisenburgh]

...did it just get hot in here or what? <33333

[szpunar33]

This guy is still considered an actor? He is quite possibly the only person in hollywood I am better looking then. I would say he is a shit actor too..... but i cant recall a single movie he has been in that was good...

[Mr123Gibson]

@szpunar33 he was nominated for an oscar for the social network

[danopano1992]

@szpunar33 So people like Danny Devito and Jack Black are hotter than you? I feel sorry for you man. Jesse Eisenberg is a brilliant actor, that's why he was such a success in The Social Network huh?

[szpunar33]

@danopano1992 The facebook movie is shit. I am sure anyone would appear talented working alongside justin timberlake. Your still a kid; go be a hipster with dads credit card.

[danopano1992]

@szpunar33 Working alongside justin timberlake?! You have no idea what you're talking about. Only 12 yr old girls think justin timberlake is good. 'Go be a hipster with dads credit card' Who the fuck uses the word hipster. If you honestly think justin timberlake is a good actor, you are very wrong.

[szpunar33]

@danopano1992 Wow you are incredibly stupid. When I said "I am sure anyone would appear talented working alongside Justin Timberlake" I was implying that he is a shit actor and would make any other actor look good in comparison to him. As for the choice of language I use in regard to hipster.... I assume words are cool and uncool to you? I stand correct, you still are a kid, go be a hipster with dads credit card.

[szpunar33]

@danopano1992 I also found it funny how you criticize me for calling you a hipster. Yet you took no offence to me claiming you use your dad's credit card. LOL Child.

[danopano1992]

@szpunar33 did you really just say 'LOL child' what are you, a 12 yr old girl?

[szpunar33]

@danopano1992 I love how dont actually argue, just critique my vocabulary. It is understandable you are a child. Did you just call me a 12 yr old girl? Who uses the word girl? See how pathetic your approach is? I will show you how to be more original. Like why do you know what a 12 year old girl sounds like? I guess it is cause your a pedophile who spends alot of time in forums with little girls and notices their way of writing. Go ask your dad for money child.

[danopano1992]

@szpunar33 You are contradicting yourself now, first you call me a pedophile.. then a child. If you understood the definition of a pedophile you would realize how much of a dick you just sounded. And to answer your question 'who uses the word girl' I would say close to 90% of the worlds population who can speak uses it. Nothing you said in the previous comment was anywhere near 'original'

[Mimsp]

I love how he gives a quick look at the camera in the end. Kinda unexpected!

[XcellenceTheJedi]

He channeled his inner Mark Zukerberg.

*Shoots Gun*

Take THAT Myspace!

Take THAT Friendster!

Take THAT Digg!

Take THAT Hi5!

Take THAT Linkedin!

@1:05

Twitter... I'm coming for you next...

[NightinGal89]

@XcellenceTheJedi hahahaha. funny.

[dmohr7]

meh...



[MsChamallow]

he's so unexpressif, pfffffffff, so boring

[yondaime4000]

@MsChamallow FUCK YOU, he's fucking hilarious!

[MsChamallow]

@yondaime4000 hilarious, it's so boring i repeat, , and fuck you too

[sameshitdd]

meh

[SasoDeiLightning]

Ugh, Jesse, have me.

[feynao]

怎么还那么2啊

[flofy45]

I just want to appear and kiss him.

[polcawich39]

after they were done shotting he was like "fuck yeahhhhh"

[filmotel]

Next thing you know, he'll go all Chow Yun-Fat.

[lenrfrjyatnrfq]

JESSE EISENBERG IS MY DREAM!!!!!!!!

[Creepproject]

i will never get that 1:15 back

[luf4rall]

Rule # 1

Be a Hero

[smugbastarddd]

Which Winklevoss did he kill?

[789123456789]

so that's how osama died....

[livine5]

@789123456789

hahahahah

[yesrelationthesequel]

Now I know why Tyra Banks is in love with this MAN!!!!

[dirty06maggot]

@yesrelationthesequel they're dating??? lol

[yesrelationthesequel]

@dirty06maggot LOL, no, but she admitted she had a big crush on him: /watch?v=aG1PKes1V3U

[freedomland11]

To bad this is the only shit he's done that was actually good..and not his weird "im not comfortable" personality he brings to every fucking movie he does!!

[Geenevia]

@freedomland11 Well, the thing is, he's never got to play roles in which he wouldn't have to be "uncomfortable" in some way. The Squid and The Whale - insecure and generally messed up boy with parents in the middle of a divorce; Zombieland - a shy to a fault guy with an OCD; The Social Network - well this is obvious. But in Adventureland he was awkward in awkward situations only. By all that I mean he hasn't exactly been given many chances with more confident prominent characters, has he.

[freedomland11]

@Geenevia..You right!! but that shows you as an actor he doesn't have NO range what so ever..Or at least by far as we know of...Until he does something CRAZY..I will still categorize him with Justin Timberlake, and other Horrible actors/musicians that try but Fail....

[Geenevia]

@freedomland11 oh god, you didn't get me at all.

[freedomland11]

@Geenevia I did..he's gotten roles that are awkward and Blah blah blah...U know why?? because he doesn't have range and directors KNOW that...Look at his new movie...Da same sh!t

[Geenevia]

@freedomland11 Of course! His new character in 30 minutes or less is such a copy of Mark Zuckerberg. That's because the directors know! Wow, why hadn't I thought of that? Some things just don't connect in my brain, I guess.

[freedomland11]

@Geenevia Well I'm glad it clicked finally...Just shocked it took you this long to figure that out!!.. Glad i could help you out

[IbscottEd]

It's mark Zuckerbuuuurrrrrgggggg

[dafniiiii]

never liked him but i have to say he is quite good in this, comes second after Tilda/Douglas. nice acting

[bratzgirlsrock1]

good god....he made my heart melt! that smexay beast ;) <3

[amadeus5889]

Wichita, you cheating bitch! *BLAM!

[GuessingGamesx3]

He's a life ruiner. He ruined my life. 

[iwishiwasthemoon87]

I have such a crush on this guy...he is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[mayarirh]

next 007?

[StrikeDaMic]

He's a cool actor, but how was that acting? Walking up in front of the cam with a gun, looking cold, shooting it a couple times, suddenly look at the cam and leave?

[tirkizs]

@StrikeDaMic If you can call it an acting, it won't be a good acting at all.

[StrikeDaMic]

@tirkizs Yeah, as I said: I don't even call it acting. :)

[CoolJuleofAces]

@StrikeDaMic because actors know, acting is not emotion, its ACTION. Uta Hagen talks about it; especially method acting. All the greats live under that teaching (Marlon Brando, Katherine Hepburn, James Dean, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, etc.), that you trying to achieve an obligation by physically doing something. Everything else like trying to fabricate some emotion is pretend, and pretend isn't acting- it's bullshit.

[NightinGal89]

@CoolJuleofAces I think that refers not not faking ewmotion, and action means really living emotions. I think anything else is fake. Real emotion always comes across powerfully from beyond the screen.

[mikeymiguel]

he just killed Osama :)

[Nonbeliever42]

If i ever get to be a director, I will make a movie with him in which he'll play a character like Jules from Pulp Fiction. I think it fits perfectly.

[KassieHasTooMuchTime]

Ugh, he's so gorgeous. 

[iclipseco]

i like how he broke the fourth wall at the end...was not expecting that

[CaroMoseley]

He's so strangely hot!!! I adore him ♥

[Elenax3bby]

@TheWinklevi Oh my god. You are awesome.

[proudgonzo]

He really needs to work on that flinch.

[TheHulkette]

What was that? And who wrote mean things bout this dude? He seems like a cool guy..

[Elenax3bby]

Am I the only one that thinks this screams SWAG?

[iwantorlando05]

I love him. He's so cute.

[LikeRufus]

I don't think I've ever found anyone more attractive than I find Jesse in this video. What is wrong with me?!

[PKAlice]

YES JESSE



[popsita]

@martisbolden lol why dyou get 5 thumbs up and not even gunatics' actual story?

[srrwb]

@popsita cool story bro is a way of saying " nobody cares"

[arctic4life]

oohhh.... what a beautiful way to die :)

[hellogoodbyemyluv]

Owen Palett FTW! 

[iwrotehcaulfield]

@hellogoodbyemyluv haha i noticed that too and i was like yess!

[Gunatics]

You can tell he's a poor shooter... If you watch the vid carefully you can see him anticipate and flinch right before he pulls the trigger, and if you've ever been shooting you'll know that those type of shots almost always land to the left, and is probably why gang bangers always shoot innocent people, because they don't know how to shoot! (Don't get me started on the sideways gang banger gun stance)

[popsita]

@Gunatics i actually find your info interesting, thanks for sharing. :)

[ItsCheyenneBrown]

Eisenberg. Jesse... Eisenberg.

[couldcause]

These are supposed to be funny right?

[pastanagapodrida]

*jizz in my pants*

[7narancs7]

ah, I'm in love with him...

[MsTizzle96]

he smiles again at 0:56

He's sooo beautiful and lovely and amazing I just can't get over it

[ChuncheVale]

i totally love him !!!

[BlueFirefly112]

Anyone catch that little smile he does at 0:15?

Great video :)

[piprobins]

for some reason it seems like a screen test of the old school , can you fire a gun without blinking ?

[proudgonzo]

@piprobins yes, if you aren't a sissy wuss-boy.

[sladunkaAa]

OH MA GAAAA!!!!I wont i wont em i wont I WONT EEEEM!!!ahahaaaa :[

[RadioactiveChris]

Now I want to see Jesse in a thriller-drama

[ladyofsorrows24]

@RadioactiveChris i was saying to my friend he would be awesome in some kind of cop-thriller-drama thing where he's the good guy trying to catch the bad guy!

[w0lf3nst3inET]

hes nothing compared to djflula hahahhhaa

[Niditit]

He is the most beautiful man alive. I love him.

[pogo1366]

@Niditit wtf?this?

[hellothermynameistom]

What the fuck!? haha

[RobzFanpire]

New James Bond? ;D

[thenewenglandredneck]

@RobzFanpire If you had listened to the musical score and noticed the expression on his face and saw the way his hands trembled firing the gun you would notice the scene was depicting someone shooting people he really cared about for a certain reason. That aint James Bond.

[RobzFanpire]

@thenewenglandredneck Yeah I was only joking. Get a sence of humour.

[crazymonkey160994]

when he shoots the gun his cheeks vibrate LOL

[hohhoijaaa]

OMG the ending is so good and scary

[winchestboyzarehot]

ok call me clueless but what was he portraying? the godfather? it sounded like it...

[OneElectricKiss]

I thought this was great, makes you wonder who this person was and what his connection to them was! I highly doubt it's someone he was emotionally attached to, because he was too cold.

[3Glimpse3]

he is such an odd creature

[NatCullen3]

@3Glimpse3 plus he's insanely cute :D

[3Glimpse3]

@NatCullen3 yeah and those cheekbones are to die for! He has something really atractive beyond his awesome personality... of course it's defitive not a common beauty. He is a bizarre, adorable, one of a kind human being

[iaNeRia03]

His stare at the camera at the end gave me the chills. Like he's saying, "You're next."

[LiihCastro05]

he's so handsome.. and such a great actor.

[skg122596]

I don't think anything could have been more out of character.

[LATiNAMAMi369]

i want one of JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT pleaseeeee :D

[bma1193]

@LATiNAMAMi369 omgg i was totally thinking thatt!!

[fopower]

I mean, he's cute but come on...He's no James Franco.

[hollyakapest100]

For some reason I found that incredibly cute

[bettiance]

I love how her manages to be awkward while incredibly charming at the same time.

[cormano64]

I loved how he broked the fourth wall at the end: "Oh... bye."

[Meemoze]

Jesse killing his father to solve his Oedipus complex.

[528491th]

@Meemoze whoever you are, i love you for referencing that article almost as much as i love Jesse.

[britishtwiggy]

is it strange that i find him EXTREMELY attractive?

[MsCherry9700]

He's so darn handsome!

[SHANTAL1116]

One word... GORGEOUS<3

[xanadude13]

i don't buy it. He's too one-look/note for me. I thought he was walking in and finding his girlfriend with someone else (maybe he was) but no emotion

[vivalamac21]

damn it, look at that freight train of confidence.

[iaNeRia03]

@vivalamac21 When he entered the frame he looked like he owned it, you know. 'Cause he's so cocky and he's gonna take Jack Nicholson's seat in the front row at the Oscars today.

SNL much? lol

[DelilahRen]

When he was just standing there, I was like "Oh ok..." Then he took out that gun and I was like "OH HOT DAMN!"

[funkybum]

please don't shoot me sexy !!!

[jStrat7]

love.

[shrillyland]

@AgressoExpresso

FRENCH CONNECTION, I THINK?

[mcgrangersam]

His serious face looks so cute:D

[gttlove]

love him...

FUCK YEAH JESSE EISENBERG!