That Heavy Is a Pincushion!!! (Team Fortress 2 Machinima)

[CulRulDud]

DEATH BY PEE!!!!

[IceCreamCakeSauce]

I used to be a heavy like you, then I took an arrow to the everyhwere

[Thomashkcl]

0:48  so.much.pee!

[cnpmp]

heavy was idiot he could have junoed in water clean the jarate and get out of snipers site easily noob heavy

[mineCraf0]

@cnpmp Dumbass, this video is for entertainment purposes, not gameplay. So if this doesn't entertain you GTFO

[TSDFurReal]

I like that they all managed to hit him with their Jarates yet most of those arrows missed..

[JanembaDude72]

Did they just throw glasses of piss at the heavy?

[thomasw011]

It's always hilarious when one lone sniper caps the intel, taking it all the way from one side to the other. it's also kinda pathetic.

[Aqullia]

anyone notice the heavy took a arrow to the knee!

[TehNestyc]

@Aqullia no. just no.

[9ralien9]

spys best dream....

[MrSamuel745]

0:44 Ahh, piss :/

[kewlbanana2]

>>-------(knee)-------->

[door8223]

i got i sound mod for jarate if that was on this vid it would me funny for me

[ROBLOXGeorge256]

Kid: Mom,can I have $400 dollars?

Mom: When sniper throw a hundred jarates

*Shows mom the video*

Mom: Darn it

[DarkZerkerX]

Brace yourselves for the arrow to the knee jokes!

[puppymew]

@DarkZerkerX

I used to brace myself for the arrow to the knee jokes, till I took a bullet to the face. jk

[PvtRedemption]

@DarkZerkerX I used to take an arrow to the knee, until I took an arrow everywhere!

[UltimateSaiyan12]

and thus heavy was raped by arrows,what a wonderful story

[Borbonization]

The moral is, "I used to be a Heavy like you, but I took a couple of hundred arrows to the knee"

[homie517]

Heavy! listen you can jump in the water to get the jarate off you! they wont be able to see you!Ugh he never listens.

[LEGOUniversePAH]

This actually happened to me once. Fortunately, I was a spy about to backstab him.

[ANIOLATORV]

Moral: Dont use Heavy to capture intelligence

[kickiwi]

That pin cushion is a spy

[toxicboyzz]

0:25 RUN COWARD !!!

[KidWulf]

A giant bulked up russian's worst nightmare.

a crapload of australian guys about to throw a bottle of piss at them.

[Thelastarmistead]

kootra smells



[lolfish1108]

Dude, heavy doesn't die until he gets his sandwich so we should run *halls ass out of there*.

[TheValiantBob]

then a spy came and stabbed every sniper because none of them had razorbacks. The End.

[sinisteroglop]

@TheValiantBob Except nobody EVER listens to the razorback sound anyway.

[MrImdgreatest]

I did a little sumtin like this once.

but with spies.

and backstabs.

[ReverbedBassStudios]

This video <-- Average game of TF2

[PikaFan901]

spy checking in a whole new way.

[tirsod2000]

That briefcase are open

there are papers everywhere!

How the content of the briefcase get to the enemy base COMPLETE?

[modulus365]

"Do you think he's dead yet?"

"Let's shove a few hundred more arrows in. Just in case."

[Rachman1337]

So I'm guessing if TF2 is to be made purely realistic, that all the duped characters are clones...

That would make a fun Killing Floor event.

[TacoBrains007]

0:52 take that that knochiwai!

[MrSuperCraft]

Our jarate shall block out the sun!

[kelvinZVince552]

I am ze ubermensch

[HazMatMedia]

OUR ARROWS WILL REMOVE THE POOTIS

[epicRandomfire]

our sanviches shall block out the sun

[ChinaJong]

Lol thats called MASSIVE SNIPER DEFEND!

[JunKazamaFan]

Moral of the story: Do not stand in the middle of train tracks.

[dudeson41410]

DODGE that FAT Jiggley buttaball

[Vhetration69]

So true!!

[NerfPet]

0:47 piss of mate

[NitroplasmaSX]

Moral of the story: if you kill an heavy whut a jarate and bow a train... WILL KILL YOU

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

Heavy is D(e)ad.

[theultimatebadger97]

So the moral(e) of this story is if your covered in jarate, don't waste time to use a character voiceclip to jeer and just JUMP IN THE DAMN WATER

[theultimatebadger97]

Wait, he was covered in jarate? Why din't he just jump in the damn water.

[MIMALECKIPL]

Video about nothin'

[braybro11]

EAT THAT U BUTTER JIGLING MEAT SACK!

[FatalBlow100]

The heavy is PISSING me off...

[TheAwsome301]

xD

Best Video From Machinima Ive EVER Seen

[RaWrMeAnSlOvEiNdInO]

PYRO POWERS GO

[Unit645]

moral: DONT BRAG ABOUT HAVING THE OBJECTIVE

[Ramrothc]

moral: be a scout if you want to be a credit to the team in CTF

[1aman1000]

the moral is dont stand on train tracks while you shoot a fat russin guy 1:24

[rploeger]

i was expecting medics

[power6053]

Spy sahhpin meh pincushin

[hero068]

259 ppl are green not brown >:(

[TheOle97]

piss...

[Icantthinkofanameok2]

Moral: Leave intel capturing to the scouts, THEYRE NEVER GONNA HIT HIS TINY HEAD, HES GOT SUCH A TINY LITTLE HEAD!

[dawgalova]

Pfft.. he could of taken them all out while they where throwing jarate

[KittyHawk187]

257 people are fat jigglin' butta' balls!

[TheMarkNessMonster]

Wow, definitely spent more time on the stinger than the whole video....not a good sign of well thought out/executed machinima.

[MrBoomLazer]

our piss will block out the sun

[pivotmasterDM1]

Snipers: blast it with piss!

Bear gryllis: I've been through worse...

[MrVirtualCoder]

Moral; The Universal laws applied from the Judaic religion(s);

Morale; The value of a story, to remember;

[xtremenerfer155]

@MrVirtualCoder BEEEEEP! wrong. morale:pride. moral:lesson. GET IT RIGHT.

[MrVirtualCoder]

@xtremenerfer155 Uhm, no?

A Moral is a Religious border between right and wrong. It is the Religious Universal laws that applies for everything.

[ChiombisTV]

Our piss will block out the sun.

[christ439]

scouts new movie,"strike back" looks awesome!!!!!!

[hastesworld]

Moral: Use scouts to steal intel.

[SuperKaiser74]

Moral: don't just stand there when a thousand snipers are ready to shoot you, jump in the water !!!!

[genesiswave117]

Moral of the story: Don't piss Snipers off. Get the point?

[bakuboy88]

uhhhh only scouts should take intel piss is not good snipers are cheap avoid trains

this is a very moral story

[Pim18thedragon]

@bakuboy88 And how about spies? Are they fit for stealing intel?(I have never played TF2 before)

[bakuboy88]

@Pim18thedragon no, they can't be invisible when they have intellegence

[tikizip]

If i see one more "FINISH HIM!" ....

[TheUlsfark]

Wow, They covered him in pee then Killed him, What a bad day for heavy :(

[bluierox]

take that ya fat jigglin' butterball!

[Yanxtaz]

OUR ARROWS SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN

[anon7096]

@Yanxtaz That's good. We'll have some shade when we fight you.

[randomproduction0209]

@Yanxtaz Then We Shall Cap Your Point In the Shade.

[shadowofzanix]

The moral: If you're a heavy and you get bombarded by snipers, be glad your not a spy.

[shadowofzanix]

@shadowofzanix *Your

[davio123456789]

Moral- Jump in water when hit by Jarate.

[minicliptip]

i bet that heavy enjoyed the jarate part O_O

[rikurep]

Morale is very high, since the snipers love their piss

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

Morale: Don't forget thier's a RED Team.

[monkeypooification]

*sniper* think hes dead?

*spy* i think not!

[legoapple587]

0:49 the Jarate hits a Sniper!

[TehHaxMan]

Rated TV-Y

I see what you did there..

[dimentiosbigfan]

Morale: DODGE THAT OR DIE!

[ethereal311]

OH GOD! THE PEE! IT BURNS MY EYEEEEEEEESSS!

[causeitsKrampt]

Morale:Look before you die...even before that....its a nice view up here unless your part of the audience and youve been staring at an elaphants ass for the last ten minutes

[battlescar78]

k thanx

[battlescar78]

what game is that

[cnpmp]

@battlescar78 probably not from anasshole console like ps3 or xbox

[Keiferm1]

@battlescar78 Team Fortress 2 (Now Free 2 Play on PC)

[iSmashor]

1:24 i like trains

[sonicfangamer2]

@iSmashor NO WAIT NONONONO-

[Dsarker]

You mean "moral", not "morale"

[ImovarNinethouzand]

@Dsarker moral is hope its a feeling morale is a lesson

[Stealthwilde]

@ImovarNinethouzand You got that backwards...

[ImovarNinethouzand]

@Stealthwilde lol

[gogito1234567890]

morale: never capture a intel as heavy

[AnIcyKiller]

II AM VERY HAPPYY

[plasticsandvich92]

fat jiggling butter bole

[1coolgirl12]

Moral: Don't eat to much Sandviches or you will get Cunted! ... By the Cuntsman.

[ifiwereademoman]

1: 25 gah gah gah gah

[Dragobex]

dont get it

[SuppishFishAndChips]

pfft, cuntsmen....

[acau77]

morale: WHO CARES JUST RUN FOR IT!

[DAyerkes]

moral: don't stand in front of the moving trains.

[marsproductions1]

Something like this happened to me once. My team was filled with F2P so naturally they didn't catch on very quick. So in order to win I had to leave my Engineer post and go get intel for my team. Just replace the snipers with Heavies and Medics all Ubercharged.

[TomoAlien]

Couldn't he just jump into water to wash the jarate off?

[diazhungi]

that heavy is bear grylls

[QwertzTV]

Fat jigglin' Badabo!

[zebdal]

what's the point of this video?

[Jakzerstoren]

morale: who the fuck thought that "jarate" should be a weapon in the game lol... i mean... its urine!!!

[0g0dn0]

That is a disturbingly large amount of urine to use against anyone.

[jpheitman]

Morale: Measure of satisfaction of a unit, usually military, of their current conditions.

Moral: The lesson to be taken away from a story:

The moral of the story: Don't confuse "Moral" and "Morale," or you will seem like an incompetent, bumbling nincompoop, rather like the heavy of this vid.

[XanaTarantula]

@jpheitman I would believe this is a play on words.

[SpartanLegion300]

@jpheitman lol the heavy is actually pretty smart, just his accent makes him sound stupid, and you also assume his stupidity from his stature, well, you are WRONG!

[jpheitman]

@SpartanLegion300 Never said it came from his stature, and it's pretty stupid when the slowest member of the team takes the intelligence in a CTF match.

[ChefninjaPictures]

@jpheitman SPY SAPPIN' MAH SPELLCHECKER!!

[xmetallicmoose]

The heavy could have also just jumped into the water...

[TheEbber22]

Morale: Don't stand still wanka!

[theirishgamer1234567]

FATALILTY

[SXPandaPwnage]

The morale of that heavy must have been low when he saw all them snipers. There I just used morale correctly.

[Komandato]

That Heavy is a Leonidas!

- This... is... NOT GOOD! D:

[TheMuhalefet]

So?

[Pim18thedragon]

Morale: Don't stand in front of a train.

[tamarro17]

@Pim18thedragon but........i like trains

[Pim18thedragon]

@tamarro17 I know I like trains to but if we stand in front of them we die and then we can't love trains anymore XD

[tamarro17]

@Pim18thedragon well, if we die wathever what we like, we're die and we cant think or like things anymore, so...the die is maibe a liberation?....i like trains

[tamarro17]

@Pim18thedragon yeah, but..if we like trains but we're dead, doesnt matter if we like or not trains, because after the death we dont will care about nothing, we will be just..death, so...maibe the death is the solution of all the problems?....i like trains

[bobbm11]

@Pim18thedragon meaning not standing in front of a train is satisfying

[MinecraftersJC]

@Pim18thedragon No, better, don't be a f**king heavy if your trying to get intel, or at least have someone backing you up.

[nepishcool]

Lol the first 30 hits (Or so) they pretty much missed :D

[jakemy2]

i gate fucking commercials

[BigLeprichaun]

Moral: Don't die

[thy422]

morale: i don't get why everyone is spelling "moral" wrong.

[SadistSerpent]

morale leave the intel to the scouts

[TheGodzillaboy5]

Morale: I like trains.

[BigLeprichaun]

@TheGodzillaboy5 asdfmovie refrence?

[TheGodzillaboy5]

@BigLeprichaun Yup.

[bananhosdig]

Morale: dont misunderest the jarate

[TerrorWolfX]

@bananhosdig misunderestimate

[metalheadrebellion]

TF2 after red team watches 300

[kungfubellydancer]

I've never seen so many snipers at one time with all those jars of piss. Makes me shudder at the thought that maybe it could have been me coming out of the base :/

Why did this get so many votes down? I've seen worse machinima with 5 star ratings.

[gonegang95]

lololololololo u spelt moral wrong!1!!!!!`1!eleven!!1!!1!!1­one!!!!1

[TC53227]

Morale. When heavy is down, get a load of bow'n'arrows and shoot him till about 1.00.000$ worth of arrows has been fired twice.

[Marluxias268]

Morale: No mater how many snipers you use, that train won't stop.

[IKilledKenny72]

@Marluxias268 Moral: Learn the difference between the words "morale" and "moral"

[mattinator14]

HES ALREADY DEAD... hes alread dead

[Gradgon]

Morale: Train kills all.

[luxzhvs]

@Gradgon Sept for ubers!

[TeamChesus]

So he can survive 5 arrows without dieing?

[Oblivion23roblox]

Moral: This sentence is false.

[Littlemoviestudio]

@Oblivion23roblox Uhh ill say true, yea true.

[Oblivion23roblox]

@Littlemoviestudio It's a Paradox, THERE IS NO ANSWER.

[Gradgon]

@Oblivion23roblox I'll take false then.

[billthedestoryer]

@Gradgon i think i heard that one sorta cheating

[razav350]

moral: heavy stinks of piss

[LifeRants]

im confused... lol

[tonyvitarelli]

Morale: always go with sniper rush

[SilverKing56]

Morale: Pootdispenserhere

[Ilovevidgames123]

He spelled "moral" wrong... the word he put is "morale", which means a person's feelings towards something, usually a soldier's feelings about a war....

[evan32698]

@Ilovevidgames123 Whoops sorry XD just got done playing Dawn Of War Morale becomes instantaneous XD