Tortures for Flies: Girl Power

[original4242]

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[sasusakubleh]

at least the fly had a nice view before he died

[ioanfilipescu99]

cruel



[offplanetfilms]

@ioanfilipescu99 ..."Delusional" is a more accurate diagnosis.

[offplanetfilms]

@SchnuffelB ...Hopefully Peta has better things to spend it's angst on instead of an absurdist ficitional cartoon that's less violent than Roadrunner & Coyote!

[Jared7822]

thumbs up if you think this is better than man power

[spikeman316]

what software did u use for the animation?

[offplanetfilms]

@spikeman316 ...Blood, sweat, tears... and real world cardboard & paint (version 1.0)! Not much in the way of CGI here.

[spikeman316]

@offplanetfilms Paint? you mean Microsoft Paint? Not flash or Premiere?

[offplanetfilms]

@spikeman316 ...I mean real-world watercolor paint! Why bother emulating something with software, when it's faster to use the real-world stuff?

[spikeman316]

@offplanetfilms no no, I just want to know which software did u use to make the ANIMATION, not the render of the drawings. You know like Flash, Premiere, Vegas, etc

[forgotusernameagain9]

fucked up :D

[willffre]

im getting horny of this

[offplanetfilms]

@Vocoder256 ...and they haven't developed a cure for an atrophied sense of humor either!

[MegaMouseSEC]

WHy was this on my recomend list???

[offplanetfilms]

@MegaMouseSEC ...The bigger question is.. why is that such a big deal to bother writing a comment over? ..If you're getting huffy, and in search of something to take offense to... just calm down, take a few deep breaths... and go watch something a little safer and less upsetting to you.

[RichYan33]

You ever click from video to video on Youtube and suddenly end up somewhere and you have no idea how you got there? That's where I am right now...

[clemenssoad]

WHY DID I WATCHED THIS!?

[offplanetfilms]

@clemenssoad ...Please make sure your relatives write exactly that on your epitaph! (GOLD LETTERING)

[xXOrientXx]

suck

[tarte002]

hahahahahahahahahaha pissa



[sugarbabie10935]

is it wrong that i got a boner while watching this?

[offplanetfilms]

@sugarbabie10935 ...I'm not really sure. I didn't get one while making the video, so you may need a more professional opinion?

[0siLverstaR]

FART AS METHANE.. NICE LOL

[atraversy]

wtf is this

[offplanetfilms]

@atraversy ...a video posted on YouTube.

[noisex101]

why?

[offplanetfilms]

@noisex101 ...better still ... "why not?"

[offplanetfilms]

@Goody908 ...What were you expecting, a Lassie movie?

[offplanetfilms]

@Goody908 ...Sounds like a description of life in general, only with substandard grammar.

[offplanetfilms]

@Goody908 ...Whoah!... Aren't your jealous sociopahic tantrums really eating into your creativity?

[victakrum]

wth did i just watch :S

[offplanetfilms]

@victakrum ...If you were looking directly at your screen, you were watching a video posted on YouTube. If you were looking to the left or right of your screen, you were watching a thing called "reality"!

[helloIlikepie5]

I thought she was going to queef

[KeigoTheDrawer]

I tried this... he died instantly :(

[TheofficialkateAO]

LMFAO its like the fly gets horney and wants poo...

[DIANAROSS4EVER]

For a second there I thought you were gonna make the fly listen to the Spice Girls

[offplanetfilms]

@DIANAROSS4EVER ... I just made the fly listen to "Girl Spice" instead !!

[chainedsword]

when the girl said "where there's a scent of whoopsie" I was SO convinced she was going to finish with "there must be poopsie!"

guess I read too much Dr. Seuss as a child

[offplanetfilms]

@chainedsword ...I wish that rhyme had come to me when I wrote it!

[TheofficialkateAO]

@chainedsword lmfao cat int he hat all the way!

[MandySue1011]

...cheeck flabber :) hehe

[yeeee27]

But DAMN wasent that fun.. haha

[CleopatraProduktion]

poor fly... :(

[offplanetfilms]

@CleopatraProduktion ...If only the flies didn't walk & poop over our food, windows & curtains, none of this would have happened! :)

[LemitriDawkins]

@offplanetfilms EXACTLY how I feel. Yeah!!! TORTURES FOR FLIES!!!!

[gematriagrim666]

All joking aside that fly is lucky

[offplanetfilms]

@gematriagrim666 ...That's what I like to hear! ...Pure, unrefined optimism!

[notanamburger]

WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?! D:

[offplanetfilms]

@notanamburger ...If you were looking directly at the screen, it was a video posted on YouTube.

If you were looking at something to the left or right of the screen, it was a thing called REALITY!

[TheYesman71]

So he humps the pile of shit at 0:25?

[offplanetfilms]

@TheYesman71 ....umm.....err.... maybe?

[BrutalNightmares]

wtf did i just watch

[offplanetfilms]

@BrutalNightmares ...If you were looking directly at the screen, you were watching a video posted on YouTube.

If you were looking at something to the left or right of the screen, you were watching a thing called "reality".

[BrutalNightmares]

@offplanetfilms LOLOLOL xD

[TheAnnoyingHouseFly]

...why do i wish i was the fly

[offplanetfilms]

@TheAnnoyingHouseFly ...I'm sure Dr Feud would have something to say about that! (Even though it would probably be bollocks anyway!)

[BunDownChoons]

Fucked.

[offplanetfilms]

@BunDownChoons ...You should run down to the clinic for a "morning after pill" if you're concerned!

[Archeops531]

0:42

Was he raping the poo?

[offplanetfilms]

@Archeops531 ...I'm pretty sure a piece of poo would have to be alive to technically qualify as rape, but I'd just like to think he was getting "over-familiar" with it!

[hugoo941]

i would put my dick in her asshole when she fart ! fuck her ass 3 hours...

[SpaQueenRocks]

what the fuck did just watch!?!?!

[offplanetfilms]

@SpaQueenRocks ...a video uploaded on you tube.

[GeorgeWells13]

@SpaQueenRocks : what the watch did I just fucked?

[favrtcin]

have they ever heard of a fly swatter?

[offplanetfilms]

@favrtcin ..Yea, but sometimes imagination wandering into the realm of absurdist comedy is more interesting!

[nunchukgrl2]

the voice sounds like sarah palin xD

[Doctorwaffles]

This was disturbing... look forward to a day when the tables turn :)

[delano62]

Those pink panties are hot!

[YaWontKnowMe]

... that is sick

[JaimeLe50s]

Strange -I liked it!

[MichaelDonnerMusic]

Girls don't fart :)

[offplanetfilms]

@MichaelDonnerMusic ...I beg to differ... why do you think they invented perfume? ;)

[q3aki]

@offplanetfilms

just because they actually fart...:)

[offplanetfilms]

@q3aki ...you can't put stuff in without it coming out! ;)

[StarWell101]

@MichaelDonnerMusic Go over to my friend's house after she ate beans... I would bring nose plugs! ;)

[700007123]

@MichaelDonnerMusic Hmm.. well.. /watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

[bridson10ak]

i fukin love this aahahahaha

[418jrbec]

when do i crap ;(

[offplanetfilms]

@418jrbec ...when your farts start to turn solid!

[q3aki]

@offplanetfilms

I love that one :)

[sportsnerd100]

wat did flies do to yuo?

[offplanetfilms]

@sportsnerd100 ...they shit on my food, they crap on my widescreen TV screen, curtains and walls, they stick their dirty noses into everything in my picnic hamper after walking on fresh dogshit, they don't listen to music, sometimes when they fart a maggot falls out. On the plus side, they usually don't leave banal comments on YouTube videos!

[Darkriley5]

Aww poor fly btw nice video

[gothbabii188]

duuude....hoew fawking young are you?!

[offplanetfilms]

@gothbabii188 ...duuuunde... how fawking humorless and conservative are you?

(The incidental answer to your republican question is,... We're old enough to be your daddy... "DUDE"!)

[MizzHan12]

mean people :(

[offplanetfilms]

@MizzHan12 ...I suggest you see "Planet Earth is X-Rated" for my appropriate response.

[larryraiders]

if a chick farts in front of me i drop her hard like

[offplanetfilms]

@larryraiders ...A bit excessive... but it would certainly knock the wind out of her!

[SuperBella1968]

stop making films about farting

[offplanetfilms]

@SuperBella1968 .....but that only makes me want to make... MORE!!!

[warwick2155]

@offplanetfilms can you make more about hot chicks torturing flies?? In a sick way its a huge turn on :P

[offplanetfilms]

@warwick2155 ...We have a "girl with nail polish" one in the pipeline, but if any other's pop into our mind, we'll definitely do them!

[ToxicOdiousOne]

Queefing is offensive!

[offplanetfilms]

@ToxicOdiousOne ...but FARTING is purely organic, wholesome and downright NATURAL !

[bluntdude]

@offplanetfilms just please dont make anymore guy fart-ones

[offplanetfilms]

@bluntdude ...I think if I wake up tomorrow with the urge to make any kind of "fart one" ...A FART ONE is precisely what will be slated for production that day!

[reaper4450]

This is a girls sick ass attempt to relief stress

[offplanetfilms]

@reaper4450 ...I'm sure there's a diet book recommending it somewhere too!

[reaper4450]

What the fuck kind of sick shit is this?! Is this what girls do in their spare time???!!!

[emo102492]

@reaper4450 no, no we do not

[warwick2155]

Does anyone else get turned on by this?

[Xalimander]

This is fucking disgusting and not funny. Not one bit. I dont see how anyone above the age of 10 can find this amusing. Unless you are a complete degenerate.

[offplanetfilms]

@Xalimander ...Aw... poor little poody-poo-pooh! You were a bed-wetter to a late age, weren’t you? Your untightedness over harmless "bodily function humour" combined with your compulsive NEED to squawk your conservative opinions speaks mountains about your atrophied psychological morphology! *wink*

[musicalman1995]

@offplanetfilms you just PWND her

[offplanetfilms]

@musicalman1995 ...it wasn't hard!

[musicalman1995]

@offplanetfilms but you used such complicated language... wtf is "onservative opinions speaks mountains about your atrophied psychological morphology?"

[offplanetfilms]

@musicalman1995 ...ah, I easily shite out such phrases like making toast for breakfast!

[JustThink00]

@Xalimander hate to break it to ya but people are stupid. your comment amuses me though. "degenerate"? who uses that word these days? you sound like some kinda T.V. upper class stereotype.

[offplanetfilms]

@JustThink00 ...Some people use the word "degenerate" because they think using words with 4 syllables makes them sound intelligent. Me? ...I just like to wind people up now & then with big words so they have to look them up in the dictionary! ...Especially if I'm in an egregious mood.

[JustThink00]

@offplanetfilms

egregious I will grant is a "big word" but degenerate? who doesn't know what that means?

then again...this is youtube. the bar is rather low.

[starwarsfan234]

@JustThink00 i know who uses that word nowadays. ellen degenerate! jk

[FRANKyyyyy100]

What a piece of shit...

[offplanetfilms]

@FRANKyyyyy100 ...You really should leave describtions of yourself completely out of it. It'll shame your dead relatives!

[7Shadowwolf7]

Did you do a Princess tutu abridged series, because you sound exteremly similar to one of the characters...

[offplanetfilms]

@7Shadowwolf7 ...nope, that's got nothing to do with us I I know of!

[sabikku5]

That's quite sexy, u'know.

[MusicanoftheFuture]

AHAHAHA!!! Buuuuuzzzzzzz!!! POOOOOOOOO!!! Or should I say POOOOOT!!! As that's how the toons fart sounds.

[cooltyrannosaur1]

lol

[meepmeepbunny]

this one was funny! XD

[daalienx14]

lol that fly probably thought her bottom was a sweet smelling flower and was expecting a wonderful smell. then she lets one rip and he is like wtf with tears in his eyes and persperation.

you have a great voice. your voice sounds like either one for one of those funny comedy sales advertisements or the voice from one of those kids shows on pbs or a childrens story time book being read.

[Skankpronger]

im gonna try this does it work good ?

[offplanetfilms]

Some of these probably work to some degree... but others (such as this episode) are purely cartoon fantasy (although, who's to say a fly wouldn't get something out of it?)

[Skankpronger]

I Agree , could very well get emotionally stressed out like we do

[furbzy25]

This is terrible!! lol

[offplanetfilms]

...I always thought it was a fairly accurate portrayal of both human and inter-species relationships!

[kinkysharky]

LOL! LOVE IT LOL!!!!

[erazmus1]

...

[offplanetfilms]

...is that the sound of mouth breathing I hear?

[km7291]

i have one! ok, you know those hand held pencil shaperers. well, put one in the spot where all the pencil shavings go. then shapen away untill the pencil shavings slowy crush him!

[offplanetfilms]

Hmmmm.... not bad! (I'll have to seriously think about it)

[km7291]

thanks

[diddlybop]

LOOL these are so random.

i prefer the one with out commentary though.

but still, i love these XD

[Rawk4Life]

Tortures for flies. You mean someone thinks that flys function the same way humans do under torture? Pleasseee!

[offplanetfilms]

It's a cartoon. Do you take Roadnunner & Coyote seriously too?

[EddyEshkibabble]

this one's actually mean!

I can't wait to try it!

[Cathy967]

THE VIDEO ISNT EVEN FUNNY

[offplanetfilms]

You're a real warm bundle of laughs, aren't you?

[Hyperfoxeye]

cathy967 brighten up will you? he made this video to entertain others and he prob drew all that (nice work on the vid tho :) )and you are making complaints

[ririri009]

O__O im scared

[souljaLOVE]

lol where theres the scent of whoopsi (not whoopie) lol there must be dinner

[smalk2]

I kept hoping that the fly would attack the girl`s ass!

[251Trioxin]

I want to fuck that cartoon bitch in the ass.

[ghostfire1234]

well but when it comes down to it, its kinda low if you try it in real life but hell that would be funny.

[highschoolblack]

Lmao! 0:58 xDD

[offplanetfilms]

This is merely a black-humored cartoon... it has nothing to do with actual reality.

[Enejac]

you are being ignorant

[offplanetfilms]

...That's entertainment!

[FalconFreek]

I thought girls dont fart lol

[nickymaree]

poor fly... now thats torture!!! :(

[hobosown]

thats pretty hot

[Liveoncefool09]

ya you like her farts dont you you sick fuck

[hobosown]

no you dumb fuck, her panties stick out

it was a joke, shit for brains

[Liveoncefool09]

Its a fucking cartoon you fagget little peice of shit that jacks off to naruto characters

[hobosown]

it was a fucking joke asshole

relax

youre getting all hyped up about

sit the fuck down you 10 year old bitch and go play gears of war

[leokimvideo]

I have always liked this flies episode, it has all the correct elements for success..

[Mourningfall]

wtf is this shit.....o__o

[offplanetfilms]

Something that bottomed-out your version of consensus reality, obviously!

[offplanetfilms]

Into exciting new refreshing places!... but unfortanately for some people, it stays in the same place!

[an2734]

hmmm

[GanjaClown]

HEH

[Omalegger]

what the...

[emotionaloverdose47]

sick and sadistic