If Alan Rickman did a Marks & Spencer commercial...

[TheHerdProduction]

If he actually did do this advert i think all women would become alcoholics...

[MarsDominae]

@TheHerdProduction I will. I surely will ROFL

Somebody send e letter asking M&S to actually make an ad with this audio please XD

[canelongno1]

i think he should do a lindor add i would just love that

[mmlh888]

@canelongno1 He really should. Wish I could get something where he talks about chocolate, much prefer that to wine!

[WilliamHoldenfan]

Brilliant he should so do the Marks and Spencer ads LOL.

[Vampanezegirl]

Every time I hear Alan's voice, it feels like my life gets even better.

His voice is like anti-depression pills :D

[themistress46]

The 'so good' at the end was my undoing!!!

[mmlh888]

@themistress46 Yeah, so deep & growly *iz ded*

[bshieldsbb01]

0:35

I'm sure there's some subtle message in this advert that I'm not quite getting...*ponders*

[xOxLexyBabexOx]

definately eargasmic. and orgasmic. what a voice.

[HarukaHatter]

This is like an eargasm.

[alexhogan]

After "Bottle Shock" I started drinking wine. They really should have taken advantage of this! Remember when Orson Welles did the "I will buy no wine before it's time."? Alan would have put California wines into the stratosphere!

[jessbear1979]

This man could make drywall sexy.

[benny4700]

...I think I just orgasimed..

[Hermione1983]

Need change my knickers now as they are wet though from just listing to this, IMAGINE it will be like how he would sound just talking to you mmmmmm while in bed and about to go or is inside you!!!! FUCK!!!!!

[Hermione1983]

OH MY GOD FUCK what A voice!!!! if they had him in there advert they wouldn't have any problems selling there wine he makes wine sound really really SEXY mmmmmm his voice is like red wine and hot chocolate on a cold winters day in front of a hot lovely fire!!!! mmmmmmmm.

[xXeMokiDXxMCRXx]

Oh bottleshock! If he did this advert I would start buying wine :D

[Porrie13]

CHRIST!! I just got drunk off his voice...

[garfildicaa]

... number of female alcoholics would go up.

[Papped1710]

good god I don't even like wine and now I could kill a man for a bottle of the stuff!

[themistress46]

Those last two words... "So good" are boring words, but said by him they sound like the two sexiest words ever spoken!!!

[VinnyCage]

Happy Birthday Alan Rickman!

[jazcutie567]

I loved that movie (bottle shock). this was awesome! good job :) I would buy that any day!

[AlexSlams]

I smoked birth once, but I didn't inhale.

[smokintheblaze]

When David Attenborough retires from commentating on wildlife, I hope that Alan Rickman takes up the position.

[MsAppassionata]

ummm.. Where can I get a bottle? On second thought, forget the wine. His voice is enough to make me feel drunk.

[Aguyishguy221]

I just got raped by Alan Rickman's voice.

[Carebear933391]

@Aguyishguy221 It's not rape if you liked it. :D

[rophon]

@Aguyishguy221 ... but that would imply that you were unwilling ;)

[mrsotter19]

I am ready to buy whatever Alan is selling!

[PrincessofMadness1]

*_* I would buy everything this voice offers......

[PrincessofMadness1]

*_*

[emh26]

Hottdamn.

[luinej]

lmao

[PhilToTheMax]

I came

[NixonIn2008]

"Enjoy wine responsible. Offer excludes Republic of Ireland" -- brilliant!

[EdNortonisMineLol]

I don't know if I should run away or start humping my computer moniter...? :L

[JanaEddy]

@EdNortonisMineLol too funny!

[MrsLovett112]

Lord, the guys got theirs with the previous M&S adverts, I think I just got mine listening to this

[stottie92]

Ooof...I actually think i stopped breathing at one point. Haha, i guess id actually die if he ever did an actual Marks and Sparks advert :D

[UnderUriel]

I think I died a little bit. Just from sheer sexiness on his part.

[Arksimon2k]

Wooow

[StarAWings]

*ded from brain overload*

[Akkra0]

0:54 My spine nearly melted...

[MissTanit]

Absolutely lovely, now if only he would read the dictionary for us...

[kimbarb96]

i would buy everything

[christine9632]

yum..wheres my kendal jackson..cheers

[bok0306]

God! That was almost hypnotic! Love his voice!

[heartaspr02210829]

From Bottle Shock

[RCTPatriot75]

@heartaspr02210829

I enjoyed that movie mainly due to his performance.

"Stupid assing car."

"Is there a jack in that trunk?

"Yes, And a snake bite kit."

[heartaspr02210829]

@RCTPatriot75

hahahaha, me too! he's perfect. :D

[schoolgirl125]

wow!! so intense!!

[AlphabetSoooopee]

Ok, I practically jizzed my pants. He has such a smoooooth, sexy voice!

[daughterofpele]

I started giggling at the end. gawd that was hot. I want some wine now :)

[caseyliveknight]

lololololoololool

[usgymnastics2012]

I would seriously buy this if he did the real voice over

[rizlashill]

This is briliant, why isn't Alan doing voiceovers for everything,lol

[RockSteadyBella]

Alan!!!

[number1soifongfan]

he has the sexiest voice in the whole world

[83annak]

I agree totally!

[alicebecila]

alan rickman!!! i would eat gone off sandwiches for you

[icecreamvanman22]

OhdearGod, I had an orgasm at the end there. *swoons*

[supervegeta101]

VOICE CONTEST

A) Alan Rickman

B) Morgan Freeman

C) James Earl Jones

D) Ray ramono

NOW CHOOSE?

[lisawest99]

ALAN!!!

[LoveAhiru]

A) Alan Rickman

[knarisa]

Alan Rickman. Morgan Freeman is 2nd. LOL How could you even compare Ray Ramano to these?

[withintemptationrock]

ALAN RICKMAN ALL THE FUCKING WAY!!:D

[mickydg13]

Alan all the way

[quantumant]

oh damn thats sexy!

[TabbzMoo]

love it but can't hear it withou tlaughing

[KimmKatt]

This is my favorite AR movie.

DUDE HIS VOICE? It makes me calm when I'm upset.

[outrageouslycrazy1]

He could read me to sleep every night. ^^ Lurve you Alan!!

[ruddyduck]

That's brilliant. Goes to show, Alan can talk about anything and we'll all fall into a puddle of goo.

Love it!

[lemongirlohyeah]

love it too!

Alan could read the obituaries and still make it sound sexy XD

[MAreesay]

he could sell anything.

[snozzberries621]

hahaha that was awesome

[helenamknox]

This wine will be mine. Oh, yes, it will be mine.

[Gayfishlover]

That. Was. Crap.

Totally unfunny :(

Youtube, you have diappointed me :'(

[artmonkey24]

Haha the impersonator is really good!

That was funny. He should so do that commercial.

:D

[seabury]

It's not an impersonator, it's actually him! All the audio was taken from a film called Bottle Shock...it's primarily about wine and AR stars in it.

[artmonkey24]

Ohmygod areyou serious??? lolthats really funny!

:)

[Peech55]

a voice of velvet!!!

[83yattic]

the video and sound (i mean his voice) are very soothing...

[themistress46]

i hate wine, but if i could hear his voice whilst i drank it i'm damn sure i would learn to like it very quickly.

[lucybells0]

I feel oddly violated, yet aroused.

[hyperhellbunnie]

haha i know exactly what you mean!

[knarisa]

WELL DONE!! I'm sold!!

[walrus98]

so if alan rickman didnt do this advert, is this just a REALLY good impression of him?

[faustitasia]

No, it's him. It's just sound from a movie about a wine-tasting.

[walrus98]

oo, ty =]

[sibilantsnake]

I think part of me just died inside... but in a good way?

*wibble*

*incoherent noises*

His voice is inordinately good, and captivating. For instance, I would readily buy 1200 bottles of wine already knowing that the aromatic red mulled wine is utterly foul.

Oh merlin, his voice... :P

[welldunneav]

Sweet jesus, I just dissolved into a pile of goo. M&S would surely make a fortune from wine sales if this were real.

[snaperdoodleyay]

I can sleep to this voice

[canelongno1]

ohh if ony he did the lint chocolate add

[sibilantsnake]

ohhhh my God don't even get me started :o

[AlanRickmanChannel]

I WANT IT

how much ???

[MilanWisteria]

I'd buy it

[shadowInurez]

son of a bitch, now I want some fucking wine

[canelongno1]

if only he would describe how a chocolate fondue tasted and felt in texture....

god has sent an angel to earth and his name is...

[jarvisel]

"Like.......smelling birth........"

I'm sure it's very sensuous and smart in context, but out of context it's quite simply the funniest thing.

[HouseOfSninky]

hahaha, back for more!!!!!!!!

[sabserab]

ha ha now I need a bottle of wine - "the voice" Alan told me to^^

[MinkKitten]

Yes yes, we must always respond to THAT voice!!! There is no other voice like The Alan Voice!!!!! Where would we be without him. :D

[daydreamerjane]

This actually isn't bad...

[Rickmanlover]

good spot, I wish it was real ...'teh man' voice on my TV...mmmmmm...it sounds delicious^^

[actressindemaking]

normally the ads between the programmes annoy me, but i have to say, i dont think id mind at all if this came on! in fact i think id enjoy it a tad too much, lol;-)

[MinkKitten]

Ohhhh what a surprise, hahaha!!! Alan Rickman doing Marks & Sparks...you sure had me fooled, too funny!!!!!!!

Thank you, this is brilliant!!!!!!!!! haha!!!