George Carlin - Death Penalty

[MASHDOTCOM]

This is some stupid shit; wtf do bankers have anything to do with drugs? Ignorant retards always place the blame on something that they don't understand

[duckdown1993]

Why did George have such a problem with white men? Was he completely unaware of that fact that he was, uh, a WHITE MAN and reaps all the benefits of being so? God, what a self hating tool. So glad this sorry pile of monkey slop is dead in the ground.

[gambitvoleur]

Wow this show was from 1996 and it’s disturbingly ahead of the curve: prime-time prison specials, reality TV, the 1% vs the 99%, people falling off of the world trade center, the obsession with ‘life’ in religious rhetoric, the public approval of death in practice, endless corporate sponsorship, the regard for balancing the budget over all other concerns of human dignity…he remains more relevant that many comedians after him.

[TheBattleBowb]

hes got some good ideas.

[ModestDeity]

Kinda frightening how many people were cheering on sadism.

[Manuela2387]

@ModestDeity true...i reported the video... if you don't like it eighter please report it so that we can eliminate it from youtube and the minds of the innocent ones.

[csds0905]

The world needs more people like George!

[Buonarr]

who is this? he looks so familiar

[googlyarsetube]

Electric. He was so on the mark it's unbelievable. If you like George Carlin seek out Dave Allen and Peter Cook to name but a few.

[pleasestop1000]

This misleading individual is a minister of death.

[MihaZ]

@pleasestop1000 Are you the Supreme idiot then?

[kelmandevil]

@pleasestop1000 you call him the minister of death but call other people faggots.

how do hypocrites like you even take a shit in the morning without contradicting yourself?

go take a walk

[yourfavoriteSOB]

@pleasestop1000 Funny how appropriate your username is. When I read your comments, that's exactly what I think.

[pleasestop1000]

A bunch of fucking faggots yelling at the top of their lungs, yes george youre cool we know better that government mandated institutions are approved for regulation on the people.

[kirbynat493]

WHO is that ass who keeps screaming "YEAHH!!!!" in the background? xDD

[philateliceun]

@kirbynat493 They are RL trolls. All they want is for George to reply.

[brandonlamchops]

George Carlin would make a brilliant Joker.

[mailboy37]

Cumin or goin xD

[PCisoverated]

It isn't even that he's overly funny, he's just the shit. I watch it more for the message than the comedy.

[betaatomic]

The public executions should also include corrupt and incompetent government employees & officials. Of course, that would mean that over half of the elected officials, and 3/4 of employees making over 50k on the city of Lubbock payroll. The "sky bridge" over main street would be perfect for hangings.

[MrZaf12]

damn! george really is a genius. execute corrupt bankers. that is genius!

[LlamaYip]

People find this funny....?

[kazin0268]

@LlamaYip It's called humor. True that the content is a bit vulgar, but he speaks the truth. just think of all the gore porn this society pay so much to see. Better yet, just turn on the tv.....the stuff hes talking about is plastered all over tv in one form or another.

[ThrowDownArtists]

@LlamaYip If you have a braincell it is.

[MrRedwired]

in the last few seconds, George turned into Navi.

[billand714]

Sad how his material sucked at this point.

[undefinedsoul777]

@billand714 he never changed his material

[billand714]

@undefinedsoul777 Completely changed. Whatever, idiot.

[TheHolyphantom]

I'm glad he reached the age of reason

[AenemaToology]

Is this from Life is worth losing?

[Scarface9256]

@AenemaToology Nah I believe it's from Back in Town, which was before Life is Worth Losing.

[2twoshakez]

LMAOOOO!!! Hahahahhaaaaa!

YES!! Bring back crucifiction!...LOL upside down crucifiction!! OMG *dead* too damn funny

[lknmjh]

6:48, the joke is no longer relevant

[1967WEDway]

@lknmjh They're rebuilding it, you know. Then it can be relevant again.

[hpighgaiopgdahpi]

Dipp a guy in Egg Batter? There are already battered women shelters, all we need is some frying oil.

[azailiarose3]

@hpighgaiopgdahpi lame -_-

[gypsyheart59baby]

lmao.. oh how i love you george carlin.. you are the best.. no other will ever be better than you

[azailiarose3]

@gypsyheart59baby maybe, except richard pryor!!

[TheLogicalKey]

When was this?

[fayematsuyama]

@TheLogicalKey Apparently in 1996.

[gatslingerr]

the greatest man to ever walk the face of this planet. george carlin, an absolute fucking legend.

[DiggityDoli]

I get the feeling that he knows everything there is to know about anything...ever.

[69696969696969696994]

Lol this gives new meaning to Burning Man. >:D

[ThinkingAgent12]

The only sane man in the america RIP legend!

[matif16]

Did anyone else notice that at 1:06 when George said crucifictions a man shouted yes, did anyone else notice that?

[mwregents101]

ohhh, awkward. World Trade Center reference.

[z3gg4]

A great man with great words.

I wish I discovered George Carlin earlier, he was a great comedian.

[handsaflame]

truth hurts but it is good

[hooktadabody]

First of all I don't care about blame. It occurs after the fact, and it is always destructive.

Whatever the hell you mean by "blaming god" I can't see it as constructive.

I am only interested in being constructive and helping to equip people to take responsibility.

There is no shortage of ludicrous ideas floating around. Religion may not even be the worst.

Education and intelligence are the best inoculation against infection by bad ideas.

[DeathsHood]

@hooktadabody If you didn't care about blame, why bring it up?

If a religious zealot can use God as an excuse to commit genocide, it is possible to blame God, not as a person, but an Idea, because it is an idea that causes nothing but strife and chaos.

Yes, religion IS the worst ludicrous idea out there... adding up murders in the bible ordered or performed by God, it comes to about 26 million people.

That's not counting ANYONE killed 'in the name of' God.

[hooktadabody]

@DeathsHood I didn't bring it up. You did. Read your own posts.

You blame an idea called god for acts that people perpetrate.

I have made my point. Your thinking is clearly rigid.

Your anger is unhealthy.

[DeathsHood]

@hooktadabody You replied to my post, which I was perfectly content to leave as it was.

I blame the Idea of God for its corruptive influence. As soon as people began justifying their actions through God, the Idea became polluted. I'm not ignoring the people that commit these acts, as you are assuming. They are just as much to blame for what they do.

I'm also not angry, you're presumptuous. Text is a fairly difficult medium to ascertain emotional levels.

[orthelj2346]

I had at dream about the monday night football game and I saw a guys head role down the hill I bet on hole number 3 because it was the middle hole.

[THERobertL2000]

@orthelj2346 LOL Did you win?

[orthelj2346]

@THERobertL2000

yeah I won 500 dollers ha ha

[azailiarose3]

@orthelj2346 yippee.... -_-

[xNoWxIMxMaDx]

God damn, my stomach hurts! Haha your were the best, and the funniest. RIP George Carlin

[gwhitney2]

Legend, fucking legend! RIP George

[Yayoballer]

wow its like he can fucking see the future

[salvi1979]

pure genius. How can any comic of today mix intelligence,wit,humor,stage presence.precise deliever and still give you a important message in all aspects of life. Dont get me wrong I like Katt Williams,Kevin Hart,Daniel Tosh,Dave Chappelle etc but this is on a completely other level of comedic genius.

[Helldwell666]

niggers comedian are too racist

[MrKeefuh]

I just pissed myself while he was talking about giving bankers the death penalty.

[WoollyMammoth16]

@MrKeefuh

what's so funny about it? it's completely and utterly true! you can only cry or rage like mad!

[GAkopyan31]

Carlin was pure genius. He straight summed up the ridiculously inhumane problems so common in our religion-obsessed, war-crazy, money-hungry, narcissistic, and hypocritical country.Props to you, George. You aired out the stuff no one had the BALLS to mention. And for that, you've earned the greatest respect in the history of comedymaking. RIP

[BayviewFinch]

@GAkopyan31 - Blah blah blah.

[saguhh00]

@GAkopyan31 Methinks we pray to Joe Pesci for him.

[Kwazkneeack]

He fucked ended this bit like a champ!

[JuanDeSoCal]

He's screaming up at us.

[migcosta17]

You know you've become more than a comedian when people give you as much applauses as laughs...

[xXxDANMANxXx]

sucks, I really agree with like half the shit he says but I hate when he shit talks republicans all the time :(

[TheCapitalist98]

@xXxDANMANxXx My God you just said my feelings

[kazin0268]

@xXxDANMANxXx cuz republicans are the epitome of hypocrisy. most republicans are pro-life and pro-death penalty at the same time. how hypocritcal can you get?

[xXxDANMANxXx]

@kazin0268 I don't know where I stand on the death penalty, a child is born, that child didn't have a say in whether or not he/she came into existence or not. Dunno if that made sense, I have no say in my existence, it happened. As for the death penalty, people who HAVE been executed had their chance. Like Osama bin Laden, he HAD his chance to live a good life but instead well you know the story. But there's also mistakes, some people wrongfully executed, so I'm indifferent about it

[packit420420]

@hellboundbuddha you stupid fuck the upper 1% has been around in america even before rockafeller you disgrace

[packit420420]

Balance the stupid fucking budget!!!!!!!!PACKIT!!!!!

[hellboundbuddha]

20 years ago and he's referencing the upper 1%. way ahead of his time. rip. 

[ThaGodWeCreate]

i am god. so are you.

[Tj930]

How old is this? (He mentioned the World Trace Center.)

[NormacHC]

@Tj930 It's from 1992.

[Tj930]

@NormacHC Thanks.

I have some vertigo-inducing photo's from the top of the WTC in 1997. (I really sympathised for the poor souls stuck at the top of the tower in 2001.)

[Tj930]

@Tj930 Shucks.."World Trade Center" - even 

[UndeservedArrogance]

@Tj930 1996. From his HBO Special 'Back in Town',

[telemarker93]

Rapid fire capital punishment, my ribs hurt

[sinsterizme]

@horreyah Close-minded... intellect ... irony?

[Horreyah]

ONE FOR THE CLOSE-MINDED PRICKS::::::FUCK GOD::::::FUCK RELIGIONS IN GENERAL::::FUCK ALL YOU STUPID BITCHES FOR NOT HAVING THE BALLS AND INTELLECT TO ADMIT TO YOURSELF THAT ITS A FANTASY:::::::::happy to piss you off...bring da mothafuckin ruckus

[bohemianking93]

@Horreyah well this type of attitude is definitely not close-minded or any worse than church people...

[buddhastalin]

probably the funniest and smartest guy who ever lived LOL

[Zebonka]

"I'm talkin' about FUCKEN CRUCIFIXION, FOLKS"

[MAnnaconduit1]

have been proven to cause horrible painful deaths? I mean with drugs we have laws, we even have sections of government agencies dedicated to it, we arrest dealers, and we arrest assisted suicide people as well (come on it may be someones choice to use cigarettes but it's basically killing them slowly) yet the tobacco companies are free from this? must be all that money they make paying off. they would definitely get in on that killing action, they already kill hundreds of thousands a year

[Saebeck32]

At 3:00 George Carlin saw Occupy Wall Street coming....and this was in 1996!!

[karl8816]

@Saebeck32 That's because plutocracy is very common throughout human history. It's not very difficult to recognize that, no matter what year it is.

[760inthehouse]

this was uploaded exactly one year ago :)

[Missingno40]

This man should have been President...

[chris2006002]

@Missingno40 He would have died a lot sooner...

[vp618]

at first i thought this was uploaded today..lol

[jtalfredo22]

After watching this whole stand up routine I will say this is hands down the best comedian in history. He really makes you think while laughing your ass off. I fucking love this guy.

[ElasticPuliukko]

Am I just an ugly motherfucking idiot or is he really against the death penalty?

Just wonderin'

[drumttocs8]

Oh man. The satire is delicious

[mike62mcmanus]

I'm a Christian, but I still get a kick out of his candor and vision. despite what he thinks of me.

[Missingno40]

This man would have made a great President...

[shiftbullable]

whaha, i just love the ppl cheering about death penalty when is mocking at them.. lolz...

[MrKimmy1986]

A bomb in a dick..................

[MrDawgfan64]

crucifixion don't work that way...

[Shoopdaman]

I keep imagining him as Spades Slick. If you don't get that, look it up.

[zachsmacapps]

People are still saying RIP even though he died in 2008. It just shows how his legend lives on

[lijit77]

this guy was so fucking entertaining, rip george.

[omarsalem91]

I'm talking about crucifixion folks

YEAH

O.o

[robinhoodsun]

STATION!!!!

[Enzo1089]

I was dying on the high-tech death penalty. A thermo-nuclear suppository! I nearly died laughing.

[CyReNiUsX]

Fucking legendary man. This isn't funny. More like massively fucking profound and important lol. RIP you legend...

[scbluesman13]

Right up until the day he died, he was ahead of his time.

[Elcollpohorrible]

@scbluesman13 A head of his specie.

[Ragitsu]

@scbluesman13

He's dead and STILL ahead of time :-).

[dner75]

"A bomb in a dick!" Goddamn you,George - I'm suing your estate to pay for the medical bills I incurred from my broken ribs!

[pikachu7567]

Not the best!?!?! Are you people insane?? This man was fucking hilarious.

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

that last one was the best

[derek8171]

He used his comedy to tell people what their society actually is.

[OliverMazur]

1:35 FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[dONALDBLOOD]

Oh yes! Execute white middle-class republicans! I love this guy! :D

[DwarvernEpicness]

@dONALDBLOOD look up sam kenison

[DwarvernEpicness]

@DwarvernEpicness kinison

[dONALDBLOOD]

@DwarvernEpicness Just did, THX! :D

[dONALDBLOOD]

and BTW Dwarfs ARE epic! Fuck the LOTR movies!

[811chelseafc]

@dONALDBLOOD Yes because Republicans are warmongers and obsessed with killing other people so we should kill them all. Do you smell the hypocrisy?

[LaughingHarder0491]

@811chelseafc He's joking. He's also making a point, like when he pointed out the hypocrisy in religion.

[dONALDBLOOD]

@811chelseafc #1 No, I don't really want to kill anyone, NOT like republicans. I think violence can never be an answer to solve problems, only to cause more.

#2 They got way more on their list of their crimes than the death penalty stuff.

#3 Yes, perhaps there is still some hypocrisy. It's in human nature.

[bigbaddawn]

I love Carlin and hicks both!

[yuri63f6]

Wooo... this is some sick shit... cant dispute the truth behind it though...

[balbahut0g]

If he's alive today ... with these criminal wallstreet bankers exposing who really has the real power of this godamn country... he might have a massive heart attack

[SiSTeRFiSTER100]

I'm debating this being his best routine, vs. his bumper stickers, and violent commercial bit in napalm and silly putty. What do you people think?

[zykotic148]

Goddamn heckler in the background..

[SiSTeRFiSTER100]

@zykotic148 Didn't hear him, point it out to me please.

[radon46widget]

3:00 the hunger games plot. in ten seconds

[vnexal]

seems like the 1% has been in charge for a long time

[EvilsOfFeminism]

Actually, the higher-up bankers are Jewish. In all fairness, they should all die. The White middle-management bankers are also traitors to their race, in any case. They should all be brutally fuckin' executed. Maybe shit would get better--maybe not--but they are the serious criminals.

[Midnightse7en]

Looks like the Government took him up on the World Trade Center idea, in a big way. Now they got us all lined up to burn on the stake.

[RobertBalto]

is this from jamming in New York?

[QualityServiced]

guy wouldn't know whether he's comin or goin. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL georgy carlin was the best!

[bennyOnDrugs]

George Carlin shouldve applied for president instead of obama.

[lozzer2345]

shame about his death

[42548]

What show is this from?

[leegeorgeson]

I good see these hilarious jokes becoming sick reality in a few years...

[leegeorgeson]

Execute the bankers? Sounds good to me...

[link6065]

wow 1% was mentioned

[GingerKidZach]

5:44

Best part.

[RickHolg89]

I'm watching a George Carlin standup, and an advertisement for ChristianMingle pops up...... *facepalm*

[MattyT66]

Jefery Dahmer eat your haert out!

[Shoopdaman]

Only George Carlin can have everyone in his audience cheering for cruel and unusual punishment involving urethral insertion.

[jhiller21]

"Naked upside-down crucifixions on TV once a week at halftime of the Monday night football games"

HAHAHAHA

[pccrybabyhater1]

lmfao

[babytweeze85]

The kids will love it...the kids will love it

[williemaysw]

BY THE WAY-HITLER WAS A CATHOLIC-IN 1941 HE TOLD ONE OF HIS GENERALS-I AM NOW AS BEFORE,A CATHOLIC AND WILL ALWAYS REMAIN SO!

[bowserhunter1]

@williemaysw He was born a Jew though.

[h2dude69]

The Best EVAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[NewLondonFire212]

My boyfriend is named after George Carlin. I love that boy!!

[AudioShuffleHD]

George Carlin is more then a comedian.

[TheAviatorMusic]

He's going to hell.....to take satans place!!! XD

[Notecrusher]

WOW 1% reference in there, what year is this from?

[Telecasterpunk]

@Notecrusher Sometime in the 90's. He was so far ahead.

[Bubblewrap34]

george carlin and bill maher <3

[HellomynameisN]

7:10 angry birds. XD

[SoularSmashMan]

LOL 1:34 "FUCK YEAEAEAAAAAAAA!!"

[caraneenan]

@SoularSmashMan HAHAHA OH MY FUCK MAN i just died

[ragenFOX]

he actually makes sense.... when i become a dictator, i will bring his ideas to life.

[HellomynameisN]

@ragenFOX lol

[lettersfromaboy]

@ragenFOX I pray to Joe Pesci one day that someone with enough balls, intelligence, and creativity as George Carlin, will adopt each one of these ideas, and use them on our already declining, cruel, sick, disgusting, stupid, pitiful, and well deserving human culture. It would spectacular to watch such brilliant and righteous insanity.

[ragenFOX]

@lettersfromaboy there is nothing cruel about having no sympathy for criminals. do you know whats the punishment for pedophilia in some egyptian villages? they take off the man's cloths, dress him like a woman, tie him to the back of a truck, drive around from sunrise to sunset letting anyone stone him,beat him,..etc. and when the sun goes down, they hang the childfucker on a pole in a street, stab him few times, let him die, leave him till the next day.

beautiful isnt it?