We were coming home from a road trip and took a quick stop for breakfast at a Waffle House in the Middle-of-Nowhere,Oklahoma, and the old man sitting to our side picks up conversation with my mom. Then he started complimenting my sister and I like crazy. "Your daughters are so beautiful, so talented.." etcetc. We were planning to leave because this crazy guy was giving us the creeps, then he offered to take us "off our mother's hands." I think he wanted to buy us. And rape us. yay. Mondays!
We were coming home from a road trip and took a quick stop for breakfast at a Waffle House in the Middle-of-Nowhere,Oklahoma, and the old man sitting to our side picks up conversation with my mom. Then he started complimenting my sister and I like crazy. "Your daughters are so beautiful, so talented.." etcetc. We were planning to leave because this crazy guy was giving us the creeps, then he offered to take us "off our mother's hands." I think he wanted to buy us. And rape us. yay. Mondays!
Dragonine99 3 weeks ago
on a monday, my dad made me break up with my boyfriend :/
SvenStiffy 2 months ago
awww darling <3
0oXshineXo0 2 months ago
but THE WINDOWS OPEN?!? SHIT!
LittleDinosoar 2 months ago
hahahahahahaha woow 0.0
chitownzgangsta97 3 months ago
On a monday at lunch I had to sit next to a girl who I messed around with sunday, and then her boyfriend sat down at the table...
TheZeevids 3 months ago
Jesus: Hello mathew
Mathew: who are you ?
Jesus: Iam god
(Interruption)
Mathew: A Zombie!!! Boom!! Jesus christ
Jesus: Yes
Mathew: AH boom!
SilentKiller8512 4 months ago
i just died lmao and i feel like a creeper
fayetify 4 months ago
everyone was watching gay porn,doctor fetish lol
GameDoctor21 4 months ago
O.o
porkypine1888 5 months ago in playlist More videos from MatthewPaulis
I just subscribed after watching this one! you're fucking hilarious dude
killekiks 5 months ago
*old man.. Oops..
CheeBreezy 5 months ago
I was in a doctors office, talking to my mom. The opd man next to me tells me not to stop talking.... Most akward moment of my life...
CheeBreezy 5 months ago
NEVER FUCKING STOP MAKING VIDEOS!!!!LOL
sananapee 5 months ago 2
PS: Matt, you're fucking awesome!
AndreyZidaneTM 5 months ago
ROFLMFAO! This shit need to have nore views like, ASAP!
AndreyZidaneTM 5 months ago
hahahha like fav!
bezumsteeltjuh 5 months ago
You only look like a lesbian with the glasses on. That being said, put the glasses on, baybay.
NotoriousElderly0 5 months ago
you deserve waaay more subscribers!
absentsuperstition 5 months ago
Ah! Are you Canadian? :)
Fun story by the way.
ShannonGailTakacs 5 months ago
LOL. Mad funny. Kid, you got potential.
NaciremaDreamz 5 months ago
this was fucking wonderful i'm so glad i was in the blogtv room when TJ showed cody one of your videos
SkylarrL 5 months ago
LMFAO.
nurd95 5 months ago
six minutes of comedy gold LOLove it
nostalgity86 5 months ago
hahahah holy fuck
IBrakeForIllegals 5 months ago 11
xDDD Yes I (an atheist) have prayed to god many times for that too
6u6u7o 5 months ago
hahaha postin this shit to facebook! :D
tristan3754 5 months ago
Wow... this video is so easily offensive... i love it.
MicolFilms 5 months ago 18