Alan Partridge - Horse racing commentary.

[jaddajn1]

liquid commentary

[Cluffdog]

Small town gypsy massacre had me in tears

[FeNsTa]

hahaha and hahahahaha

[ShadowkeeperTei]

Get in! I had a tenner on Christ's Chin!

[starfoxgirl100]

Epilieptic Fridge Boy LMAFO!!!

[sayno2lolzisback]

alf ramsays porn dungeon, i dread to think...

[andyydna333]

epilieptic fridge boy. wonderful.

[adcashmo]

Abba the horse.......HAHAHAHAHAHA

[evildogheretic]

think i died of laughter

[judemunkey360]

ahaha, the incest cup

[oak10]

Mrs Boothroyd's Holiday Dancer

[BobNThat]

Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon??

Isn't that a DoodleBurger episode?

[BobNThat]

Abba: The Horse!

[korgscrew2000]

@Janco6 Look at that wiggle!

[Janco6]

@korgscrew2000 I only ever back her when the going's moist to tricky.

[misterchristmas]

Christ's Chin! Christ's Chin!

[gruesfuy]

only unfunny thing ive seen from Alan. shame

[zelstar20]

Epileptic fridge boy!

[ethicalpervert]

9 people wanted Christ's Forehead to win!

[BigPoppaFury]

Alf Ramseys Porn Dungeon.

Awesome.

[jimbobjimminy]

God dammit Immaculate Pasta...

[sp2916]

Damn. I'd backed Astonishing Bum Queen. Backed it big time.

[JFredUK]

Anemic cat's sock, Armitage Shank's Dad, Fluorescent teabag, Used nail gun and Trevor McDonald's teeth not running, then?

[JFredUK]

Epileptic fridge-boy should have won. Oh well....

[mellysingsdoom]

3.30 Chicory Tip Incest Cup.

[BiloLCFC]

C'MON ALF RAMSEY'S PORN DUNGEON!

[3SidedSquare]

the guys at work were wondering why there was tears in my eyes...this clip was too much...

[manorcraft64]

@3SidedSquare hi brings tears to my eyes as well mate so funny

[judemunkey360]

Damn! I wanted Astonishing Bum Queen to win!

[dancingbrave24]

Hhmm sandown is a clockwise track, thought mr coogan would of at least made an effort

[hg46]

three more race horse names from armando iannucci's twitter page -

Charles Manson's Atomic Slicer

Entertaining Mr Gove

Tracey Emin's Vestigial Penis

[zedooncadhz]

CHRISTS CHIN! CHRISTS CHIN!

[lifeonloop]

6 people backed Alf Ramsey`s Porn Dungeon.

[alipitogen]

Yeah right, if you want to try and make a mockery of racing you might as well choose one of the greatest races of all time.To a racing fan , Mr.Comedian, you have no idea how ridiculous you sound.

[monkeydick2010]

@alipitogen And you have no idea how ridiculous you sound. Its just a laugh, something I imagine you dont do very often.

[alipitogen]

@alipitogen I know when to laugh and when to not, but it is the thing I avoid not doing most. I actually avoid not doing it so much that I even avoid sounding ridiculous less. This is the dead-heat between England's Night Nurse and Ireland's Monksfield in the late 70s , the equivalent to an Irish racing fan of a Bobby Charlton World Cup goal, a Brian O Driscoll try, a Gerd Muller World Cup Final winner..or, take your pick . No sporting fan likes to see revered memories being lampooned.

[monkeydick2010]

@alipitogen See, there you go again, you dont know your doing it, sounding ridiculous. I am a huge sports fan and it wouldn't and doesn't bother me in the slightest. Its just comedy, lighten up!!

[alipitogen]

@monkeydick2010 I have a very unusual sense of humour. I only seem to laugh at funny things. Maybe we both need to lighten up. Best wishes, no problems.

[donkykong011]

Epileptic fridge boy

[melvert33]

Immaculate Pasta

[moyadapne]

Chris was the insane boss on the IT Crowd.

[pnenathan]

small town gypsy mascare lol

[SarahMacgregor]

CHRIST'S CHIN! CHRIST'S CHIN! CHRIST'S CHIN! It had to be be the winning horse, i'm in tears mun.

[saintjimmy456]

Smell My Cheese in first, closely followed by Laughing At Weather; Your Mother's Cataract Glasses in third place just ahead of The Cinnamons & Lovely Stuff. A Late start for The Lex Files and a dissapointing last place for Over There By The Yakults.

[fkos86]

Sinead O'Connor lmao

[Splazz]

Santa's Boyfriend is still in with a chance

[ACinDorset]

I would like to see more of Alf Ramsays Porn Dungeon. Not the horse.

[strokeseat1]

haha alf ramsay's porn dungeon??? sounds like alf stewart's rape dungeon! haha classic!

[vanzahn]

"Astonishing Bum Queen"..ahahahahha!!

[glockdanny]

Christ's Chin may bask in the glow, but we all know it's short lived glory because Zeinab Bedawi's Twenty Hotels is ready to take on the world

[Janco6]

@glockdanny

Think you might be forgetting about Platitude Queen...

[Mooro09]

@Janco6 And Two Headed Sex Beast

[davidgwynne1]

@Janco6 piss off the pair of you! Alf Ramsay's Porn Dungeon was robbed in that race!!!!!!1!1

[clydebear]

@Janco6

Not to mention Massive Bereavement, a horse well known for its sense of humour.

[korgscrew2000]

@Janco6 Great sense of humour...

[robCaB]

@Janco6 Trust Me I'm A Stomach surely?

[Birdman283]

Horse racing is perfect for spoofing because of the stupid names that there are in real life.

[titty805]

this is gold

[joeyboyjoeba]

al ramsi's porn dungeon hahaha

[Birdman283]

@joeyboyjoeba Alf Ramsey

[jellis4465]

Twat of a horse.

[Wellsypig15]

Epileptic fridge boy!!

[CJ090596]

it seems that christs chin and astonishing bomb queen are nowhere.... NO CHRSTS CHIN WON I GOT CONFUSED !

[lrf666]

Chickery Tip Incest Cup, my favourite race day

[euroman32589]

sinead o connor coming up the rear

[partyshock]

lol, gjesus christ on a stick.

did you see how hard they hit those horses on the ass?

[pragmatismnotidealis]

Alf Ramseys porn dungeon!

[FeNsTa]

lol alf ramsey's porn dungeon

[logoff122]

and that race was marred by an earlier incident, in which champion jockey, lester pigget, fell from his horse and had to be destroyed!

[woodhd]

i prefer his hair that way

[Hoju95]

Epileptic fridge boy

[IFknHateUTube]

british humor.

[RalphMcFlag]

Smalltown Gypsy Massacre.

[Stillbornone]

I fucking pissed myself at "Christ's Chin! Christ's Chin!" It's so awkward to say!

[JonLovejoy]

Try watching it with the closed-captioning 'CC' switched on - even more hilarious!

[Studas2006]

@JonLovejoy that is really creepy, really dodge

[SimonB198207]

@JonLovejoy yep, Champion children are stupid

[Nakedhominid]

@JonLovejoy

Lol,

[noz96]

alf ramseys porn dungeon baahahaha

[Nantchev]

"fell from his horse and had to be destroyed!"

[JFredUK]

Christs' Chin... Christs' Chin!!!

Epileptic Fridge Boy... lol

[Fenlander62]

Alf Ramsey's porn dungeon, class

[fabios66]

that's Night nurse and Monksfield, i'm sure,

[cprince10]

I had a tenner on Christ's Chin

[Dayan359]

Astonishing bum queen! hahaha

[hellojacobhitch4545]

astonishing bum queen

[vTupaczGhosTv]

hahahaha

[hellojacobhitch4545]

Alf Ramsey's porn dungeon,

[thebluenipple]

haha, small town gypsy massacre

[kisbie]

I'm not sure if the fact that Sir Alf Ramsey was still alive when this aired originally makes a reference to his Porn Dungeon more or less outrageous.

"What's that? I hope it's - ha ha! - I hope it's not a dead horse. They're not gonna fit it in the back of a Volvo 340."

[xantxgx]

IMMACULATE PASTA

[XesiAMV]

CHRIST'S CHIN

[xantxgx]

3.30 CHICKORY TIP INCEST CUP

[drkvogel]

I GOT CONFUSED!!!!

[martinh103]

night nurse and  monksfield

[flipntazz]

Alf Ramseys Porn Dungeon lol

[Alembic25]

Christs Chin!!! Fucks sake......

[hi2u202]

epileptic fridge boy!

[2n2equals5]

I love the way Alan's face and voice changes when he gets hit by the ball at 0:03

[bethsays]

Hahahaa. "Alf Ramsay's porn dungeon, followed by Sinead O'Connor" bahaha

[9dodger9]

"The 3:30 Chickory Tip Incest Cup"

[FaxanaduJohn]

The Day Today's script rocked. Just inspired writing.

[NPBluebird]

What happened to 'two headed sex beast'? lol

[Nakedhominid]

@NPBluebird Good point.

[Casley16]

haha its impossible to say christ's chin quickly, it takes forever to say it lol

[sparkyinbath]

Shit yeah your right. That's weird. Ha ha.

[tommy444777]

Excessive use of the whip!!!

[giannisf15]

christs chin coming up on the inside :L

[GBCTwo]

"Alf Ramsay's Porn Dungeon". Brilliant.

[wolvolad87]

epileptical fridge boy hahahaha

[GordonMorrice]

The names of these horses are only slightly more ridiculous than the names of real life horses.

[KardKing66]

It's 'Christ Chin' that gets me!

[zaezen]

small town gypsy massacre!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skatanicskanker]

Christ's Chin!

[billybrain]

couldn't stop laughing

[Clembo]

...closely followed by Epileptic Fridge Boy! Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon.

[billymorris123]

alf ramsey's porn dungeon! epileptic fridge boy! astonishing bumqueen! smalltown gypsy massacre! lmao!

[petergibbonsTPP]

hepititus B

[Bowlsey25]

Chickory Tip Incest Cup! LOL!

[melvert33]

Astonishing BumQueen...brilliant

[OracularBoy]

Alf Ramsay's porn dungeon lol

[Bluesage2009]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[wiggaroo]

Christ's Chin XD

[Dodger280Hype]

'small town gypsy massacre gaining ground'  LMFAO

[amarone1956]

Brilliant!

[LUNATIC75]

Good job I backed Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon each way.

[Gotbanneddunnowhy]

Novelty Bobble on the inside!!

[sgtgorillaz]

wtf? Epileptic fridge boy?

LMAO!

[jkerrigan1990]

CHRIST'S CHIN, CHRIST'S CHIN.

[osirus20]

OMG, I laughed my ass off on this one. Great stuff, Coogan is best!

[bazmataz]

Astonishing Bum Queen should have won this race.

[anilo]

...fell from his horse and HAD TO BE DESTROYED. :D:D

[fishingrhod]

this makes me weep

[frenchkids]

Christs' chin.

[guitar0211]

incest cup!! genius!!

[goaldemon08]

Alf Ramseys Porn Dungeon wtf!!

[anthonythirteen]

agghh brings back nightmares from my youth.

[3dayssober]

ANY GUYS UP?

why cant i see the video yz

[BigStevie1974]

A bit square but its really Night Nurse dead heating with Monksfield at Aintree in 1977 - the race before Red Rum won his 3rd National.

Prefer this commentary though!!!!

[Janco6]

I knew there would be someone that recognized the actual race! Thanks for that, I've always wondered!

[MrMatdalegend]

@BigStevie1974 How the hell do you know that?

That's impressive, well played.

[Reilly4792]

epileptic fridge boy lmao

[mayerski3]

it seems to me that Christs Chin and Astonishing Bum Queen are....nowhere lol

[SaitanMar]

omg! my ribs hurt! so funny!

Alan is brilliant!

[StillbornChrist]

If I ever have a cat I'm gonna call it Abba The Horse, just to see the look of confusion on the Vet's face.

[matthewcrawford1963]

HAHAA it's so well observed!

[nemeth2009]

CHRIST'S CHIN!! CHRIST'S CHIN!!

[Tomathy101]

smalltown gypsy massacre

:D

[alanthe2]

alf ramseys porn dungeon, genius

[1andy0]

immaculate pasta lmao :L:L

[thetattytruth]

astonishing bum queen

[CoopsSP]

Epileptic Fridge Boy. :L

[CoopsSP]

Immense

xxx

[magrpe]

small town gypsy massacre! lol!

[dynamoehummm]

Whoo hoo! 7 to 1 Small Town Gypsy Massacre!

AHAA!!!!! Back a tha net! Cash back!

[SimonSmark]

CHRIST'S CHIN! CHRIST'S CHIN!

[stevennicoll2008]

alan ramseys porn dungean lol

[xXfillyfoalXx]

Lmao, feel from his horse and had to be destroyed! Pure Class XD

[mattduwell]

Coming up at the rear.... Sinead O'Connor

[SirryMed]

CHRISTS CHIN, CHRISTS CHIN!

[paulmac38]

nice combover alan!

[iluvem]

What a top name for a horse-Alf Ramsay's porn dungeon.

[jamescooling]

3:30 Chickery tip incest cup, lmfao!!

[xchrisisonfirex]

Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon! haha!

[silvastomp]

Christ's chin!

[Wonderboy46]

Undoubtedly the funniest thing on The Day Today!