3. Eminem - If I Had...

[Superbigboy19988]

isnt this also on the slim shady lp?

[mikemooremh1]

This is as real as it gets fo-sho!!

[BOOGLUV89]

I miss Slim Shady!!

[avljc90]

not rare but def real rap

[marconedp]

wish he didn't go to recovery.... he let the music industry get him..

[Superchilling99]

@marconedp its not over yet i hurd *hurd* <--- keep that in mind. that hes comming out with another album soon and its going to be alot diffrent than recovery. lets all pray that it is. i miss slim shady.

[VanHalenWorshiper]

man the beginning of this song is so fucking true!

[pleter1000]

if i had one wish, i'd ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

[daverave121212]

"if i had a magic wand,id make the world suck my dick without a condom on" lol

[xXFlyVisionXx]

I was born in 1997 ^^

[Montisa2008]

@xXFlyVisionXx i was born in 1996. During infinite.

[thatsfornoobs]

imagine the insane shit would would be listening to today if he stuck with his style

[misterdanton]

gloomy...bummed out....poor portland . callin it poland........stole it......hold it,

yeah behind your back...back off...hot chocolate thug........want some/ghetto boy/the cop? whenever you ready. I'm ready..chameleon.....bicycler.­.can you fix her? oh you did her....

[iluvAUSandScooters]

This is from his Slim Shady LP. *sigh*

[stocker104]

@iluvAUSandScooters the beats are slightly different

[niels95niels]

@iluvAUSandScooters this had already been released on the slim shady EP and then was rereleased on the slim shady LP. sigh

[iluvAUSandScooters]

@niels95niels Yeah, yeah, yeah fuck off.... no shit..

[owefay1]

You ddnt need to buy a brewery for me.Im always drunk!

[BrianMeter]

i miss this eminem

[mcmiky12]

I give a fuck the thumbs Up

im here for the song

[MrBrownns]

I'M TIRED OF MOTHERUFCKERS CENSORING THEMSELVES LIKE THIS. F*UCK. EITHER SAY FUCK OR DON'T SAY SHIT.

[RapRockPopMusic]

wtf happened to this guy!??

[RapRockPopMusic]

i want a rapper like this

[SpeedFalgost]

How am I supposed to be positive, when I don't see shit positive?

[545416855987988666]

Still waiting for the damn brewery

[BluePrint2022]

eminem is a true poet, the intro fuckin kills it.....amazin song say no more

[paintballman1o1]

666 likes? really??

[dwills2992]

this version is so much better...

[MegaFlavioG]

this song realy get in my head... this files old school of eminem is very rare and very eavy but now eminem is a shit fuckin comercial and sing for the money... RESPECT THIS TRACK OLD FILES

[chanced617]

@MegaFlavioG you fuckin idiot the whole point of his early shit was to get commercial a ppeal and get a deal and perform in a packed coliseum....yeah his old tracks were awesome but everybody gotta grow up some goddam time if you think eminem sucks now your an asshole hes commercial to set an example for the other "commercial" shitheads and show them how much they suck show some respect and grow up asshole

[MegaFlavioG]

@chanced617 you are retard mother fucker? s fucking stupid or what? yeah that shit and sound now and 2011 is old school eminem? not you should go to school motherfucker and before long the barking tary pc actually broke you face every sucker so it is with your justin bieber I am with my goofy old school shit! and I said yes and this sound pure because eminem today and fucking commercial ... so this quiet son of a bitch

[Nards234]

What happened to Slim?



[rpoff347]

All rap is poetry...

[BMoreTyga]

@rpoff347 yeah rap=rhythm and poetry 

[bdoughty814]

@rpoff347 No rap is not poetry. Poetry is not set to a musical time signature or percussion. That's a huge difference. Eminem is not clapping syllables he's riding beats.

[RapSlick]

@bdoughty814 a lot of poetic aspects are/can be used in rap. This particular song is poetic in the sense everything is negative. He does not say ONE positive thing the entire track. Think about it..

[bdoughty814]

@RapSlick Of course a lot of poetic aspects are/can be used in rap. Same with singing (harmony based) vocals.....All I'm saying is that the most correct term for rap is vocal percussion, not poetry. If you listen to more rhythmic songs of Eminem's you can see how rap is the drumming of vocals. I'm not saying it doesn't use poetic devices, I'm just saying it's not poetry itself....

[khaleif017]

@RapSlick ur an idiot being negative has nothing to do with wether sumthin is poetic or not and all rap and hipop is poetry just not the other way around u fool

[dwills2992]

@bdoughty814 All rap is poetry, but not all poetry is rap.

[NoahTDWP]

@rpoff347 you mean 'music' is poetry? all music has feeling in it.

[TheLopezlopezthe]

@rpoff347 exactly :P R.A.P. Rhythm And Poetry 

[hangman994Videos]

@TheLopezlopezthe haha, that's genius!

[josspierre]

@rpoff347 except Young Money :P

[TheAllgoodjuice]

@rpoff347 yep thats y i write them to eminem inspire me to write

[5MCdeath]

em have help all is fans more than he thinks he help me with a bullying problem and me make mee relaize that i'm tired of life i hate the world i hate people i hate that i'm not millionare i'm not saying this to get likes real talk

[bangtokhammer]

I prefer fleetwood mac.

[231994C]

One of the best songs by Em!

[DeaDPr3z]

hes fucking hungry...hes wondering what the fuck is truly real hes relating to every motherfucker contemplating the same shit. he was so raw back then oh my god..when he kicks in "im tired of back stabbing ass snakes with friendly grins" its just like the whole song turns up louder.

[kevinb90gt]

whats a friend??

[CJxFLO]

It amazes me how people underrated eminem throughout his whole career. If I had is one of the realest songs I've ever had the joy of listening to.

[G12Dunit]

this is from the slimshady lp

[GiveEmHellMatty]

@G12Dunit : It was on the Slim Shady EP first, which is what Dr. Dre heard and signed him based on.

[xiDespiicablexGaming]

@G12Dunit EP

[Roxasthesupersaiyan]

Did anyone notice frosty the snowman on the right side of Eminem?

[CJxFLO]

@Roxasthesupersaiyan lol nice i didnt even notice

[silviamjriri2187]

it's so real....that's not a song...IT'S WHAT WE SHOULD LEARN...QUESTO è CIO' CHE DOBBIAMO IMPARARE...

[hiphopdecak]

this song is on both albums, but he was transferred to the album from 99, because this album from 97 is not much heard, and thus transferred this song: Just do not give a fuck, bonnie and clyde

[RedTheSpartan]

hes my hero..if it was me or him or me to die id pick me hes the bomb,fastest rapper i even have his book whatever you say i am im proud to like him

[BlackIce700]

I bet Em dosen't have any of these problems anymore. Its amazing how one person can go from being dirt poor (slim shady EP) to being filthy rich (Recovery and so on) it really is inspiring.

[iluvAUSandScooters]

@BlackIce700 Oi! Those albums were not poor and dirty! Use a different example?

[MartinFinneganGlan]

@BlackIce700 its amazing how much it damaged his inspiration

[PersonalityDeficit87]

@BlackIce700 He was filthy rich long before Recovery.

[BlackIce700]

@PersonalityDeficit87 True.. He was filthy rich after the The SSLP lol

[chisolmj]

@BlackIce700 In a way it's not inspiring, though. In the words of slim "money... money is what makes a man act funny."

[coltonuk]

@BlackIce700 that not what you wanna do

[yougotit96]

i just now figured out i think exactly like eminem

[chanced617]

That line when hes says hes tired of jlb sayin where hip hop lives scares me alot think if he let other people hold him down there would be no eminem I dont know about you but life would be alittle suckier if eminem wasnt there I cant even imagine it he is a symbol of redemption and ressurection from the deepest phychological hells just the greatest inspiration in my life

[bigchas]

This junt came out when I was in high school, and still fucks with it now

[JayPCM]

If I had a million bucks, It wouldn't be enough...

[HaloDaFuckanata]

Ha... This is from The Mathers LP in 2000. Not Slim EP in '97

[mindfreakfreak123]

@HaloDaFuckanata Wrong

[XxBreyerBlueFishxX]

@HaloDaFuckanata Nope Slim Shady LP In 99'

[xiDespiicablexGaming]

@XxBreyerBlueFishxX EP '97. Released on EP first and cleaned up for the LP

[XxBreyerBlueFishxX]

@xiDespiicablexGaming Yea i now but this wasnt an actual album

[xiDespiicablexGaming]

@XxBreyerBlueFishxX Uhhh.. Well there's no such thing as a fake album. It was on shelves

[TrickyP980]

@xiDespiicablexGaming The word you guys are looking for is mixed tape.

[TheIzzlDogg]

@TrickyP980 i do belive its mixtape haha

[XxBreyerBlueFishxX]

@xiDespiicablexGaming Its An Ep (Extended Play) The Real Song Was On The Lp (Long Play)

[XxBreyerBlueFishxX]

@HaloDaFuckanata And On This

[NeilWood0207]

@HaloDaFuckanata definately not marshall mathers lp

[ChivasBarcelonaMex]

this is the first song i heard of em...got hooked instantly...Put it up for the 313!!

[F4tmaniseatingsmints]

4 people missed the like button

[DarthVader323610]

tell me that is not dina rae whoever that female singing is needs to shut up becuase almost every em song she fucks it up

[ahsj7]

press ctrl and then thumb this comment up, see what happens

nothing will happen im just f*uckin with u

[duanchamp1988]

Im Tired of money when my daughter just likes food eating, and kissing me. So fuck being rich just have enough to make it and save under your bed for wet days

[7jojolove]

dj rec from detroit produced the track chedda bob

[DaniAussiePride]

Love this song like a fat kid loves cake. Well no prob more. If thats even possible.

[gregjamespaz]

this song is very significant to me

[burmua]

whats the difference between this one and the on one on slim shady lp?

[bailamosloco]

@burmua there is none.

[bambus4you]

@burmua I think the one from the lp is remastered.

[adizzle561]

that friend is a spy....

[spazouteveryday]

The beginning is like a bad ass poem lol

[detroitMC313]

@spazouteveryday Wow bro!! I said the Exact same thing!! I even left a comment about it on one of these youtube videos long time ago. It's like a there's a poem called "Life" from 0:00 - 0:45. I'm guessing he probably wrote that,, then when he ended on, "What is life?? I'm tired of life", he just figured he'd talk about everything he's tired of going through. but this version is the older version from Slim Shady EP. You can tell it was mastered before he put it on Slim LP.

[spazouteveryday]

@detroitMC313 Yeah he had it downpacked on the LP. The poem is an awesome intro for this song.

[matt420sc864]

@spazouteveryday it is

[TheKidSwagg420]

@spazouteveryday

The whole things a Poem............

[spazouteveryday]

@TheKidSwagg420 damn, i didn't know poems had a chorus.

[ChivasBarcelonaMex]

@spazouteveryday THE BEGINNING STUPID!!!! NOT THE WHOLE SONG!!! Stop trying to correct before u actually read the shit!

[jamarijwilliams]

@TheKidSwagg420 all songs are this is just said slowly

[lauramrios123]

@spazouteveryday u got that right! lol...

[Mr42ohh]

@spazouteveryday you do know that rap is just poems with beats right?.....

[MouthOfKotton]

@Mr42ohh

dont be an asshole

[Juiceish1]

@Mr42ohh thats incorrect, not every rap is a poem thats why the word rap exists.

[ssjeminem]

lol @ 4:04

[GhetoGrimReapor]

This orginal album is so rare. I seen one on ebay for 300 and that was a steal ! Deffently part of music history if u can find this, COP IT !

[EvolvedParadigm]

i'm very lovely-ly shroomed right now

[mikec81]

this song and rock bottom got me through some tough times way back in the day for real. When i was feeling completely alone in the world just listening to these tracks made me feel like im not the only one and i can get through it. For that i will always love eminem and any music he comes out with

[1466leyla]

hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha­hahahahahahhahahaha d0zi7 so funny

[cimino305]

i have all the albums including infinite and the slim shady lp was just the best one!!!

[thesl21]

if i had a million dollars i would follow eminem everywhere

[MarshalllMathersIII]

And If I had One Wish i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss!!!

[dannyfusco98]

this is where em was at his best all these retards like lil wayne and wiz and thewm aint shit compared to eminem he raps about real shit.....poopie

[d0zi7]

@InsaneTRex94 exactly

[d0zi7]

@InsaneTRex94 my bad for the harsh words

[d0zi7]

@InsaneTRex94 oh word I agree then. 

[d0zi7]

@InsaneTRex94 quit being a sensitive bitch. We all have opinions. I thought his new shit was whack so I burned it. Big Deal. Quit crying and realize we all like different things

[d3lusiveSir]

I Miss the TRUE Eminem. Old Slim Shady!! come back please! :@

[poonboom92]

This song changed my life.

[GreenGorrilla1234]

@d0zi7 how the fuck do u figure? im 16 so this song came out when i was 2 and i just found it a few months ago. i love eminem, loved every album he had, some more than others of course. in no way was i scared when i heard this, or infinite, or its ok

[d0zi7]

@GreenGorrilla1234 use some logic bruh. not everyone would be scared of it.

[zofalipanoka]

"tired of not having a phone, tired of not having a home to have one in if i did have one on"

[jacobbelisle]

right eminem is better before relapse and recovery. f bullshirt. he talks about real shirt right before relapse and recovery well talk about real shirt that can make a differents in life not the real shirt that is plan there. like the shirt that he did before relapse and recovery, but don't get me rong i love the stuff he did before relapse and recovery. also know this i love all his music. i don't pic and choose which album i love and hate i love them all now suck that.

[jacobbelisle]

perfect life right. Who has a perfect life. If you think someone has a perfect life well they don't because no one can stay happen all the time. If i had a perfect life i would be happen all the time. remember this the past is always following you and the futura is the present of the past.

[cvillelivingfree]

eminem was much better before he made relapse and recovery was better than relapse but it still isnt the way he used to be he has become to mainstream now

[Vrfan88]

@xiDespiicablex ok but that has nothing to do with poverty....or not making it...thats just a feeling hes always gona have.

[jacobbelisle]

you people that says that this is the best song hands down. you guys got some problems sonds like you guy are angre sad and hurt. i hate life as much as the next person but this not the best song hands down it's one of the best songs hands down.

[bluewaffleisawful]

@jacobbelisle maybe they have been through shit you have not sorry we dont all have a perfect life like yours

[jacobbelisle]

this is not the realest song that eminem ever done and the recovery show a change in him.

[Jonyskylark]

@xiDespiicablex i see the button. u mean dislike bar lol. EMIENM 4 EVERR!!

[LookiReply]

best song ever hands down.

[AndrewVanderWall]

im bump recovery and still need to borrow a dollar for gas to start my monte carlo

[cassady103]

real fucking shit

[Vrfan88]

@xiDespiicablex because shit like this doesnt happen to him anymore...wouldnt make any sense to keep repeating the same thing over and over...make sense now?

[anden4444]

Old EMIN3M is so fucking awsom

[31337kid]

Is this the old Eminem?

[cocoaball77]

@31337kid no its 2012 leaked >.<

[Vrfan88]

@xiDespiicablex lol relax buddy, if he was still rapping about shit like this i think we'd all be confused....easy now

[Ryan200666]

all of eminem is great, but his old shit tops it all

[SheaBudda1]

One of his best songs ever!!

[MsPaparatz]

isnt is slim shady lp? .......

[rolemodel3002]

@MsPaparatzur kinda stupid arent you

[Sebslop2]

@MsPaparatz it was in this demo tape first, then it made the cut to the official album =)

[thawckedclown]

what the fuck? how can you dislike any of em?

[AirForcebro28]

yo if you guys could, please check out the song "Rich n Famous" on my channel. me and buddy did it and its our 1st song ever done. i wrote the whole thing while listenin to 'if i had" so i thinks its appropriate to post to it. buy yeah, check it out and lemme know your thoughts! help 2 seventeen year olds get out in the world!

[hardcoreberlinj]

best eminem song ever..

[hector3798]

This is the kind of shit that makes you think.

[paintballman1o1]

who says money doesnt buy happyness it can buy weed

[roxas53]

@paintballman1o1 tru dat homie



[Gazza30592]

@paintballman1o1 true..but when ur weed is gone and u have none left, it is depressing

[IduckFEDS]

@paintballman1o1 hahaha damn str8

[hollylolage97]

@paintballman1o1 ' money doesn't buy you happiness it buys you crazy-ass happiness.'- Eminem

[darrouken]

@paintballman1o1 weed can be free

[SapienApien]

The sound quality isn't very good but whatever...

[RyanRogers100]

@wackify443 no he dont yo not close and nasty is alright but not that good

[7SL1CC4]

*EYYY WHATS THE SONG THATS PLAYING AFTER THIS??