Louis CK on O&A 35: Retard Makin' Cunt

[Lumpycpu]

this show aired 3 years after richard jeni died.

[Lumpycpu]

louie predicting steve jobs' death? hehe

[chocho999]

The pinch and roll, the pinch and roll.

[BigDeezNU]

I would like to be one of the 3

[DoubleAssClown]

When Louis said Steve Jobs' death I had to check the date of the upload lol.

[ntsshap4]

1:12:07

[longview1987]

@ntsshap4 thank you!

[Juggolulz]

First thing first, Jessie Ventura was NEVER a navy seal. he was in the navy, sure, but NEVER was he a seal. he continues to say this lie but oh well, someone please correct him before he meets real seals

second, richard jeni = god

[GordonMorrice]

@Juggolulz Exactly. He says was on one job as a SEAL - what? So they trained him, paid him and then put on him on one objective? Then what? He flew home, got some lycra tights and became a wrestler? Fuck off. He's an idiot who has a useable personality for TV so he gets lower-rated TV shows.

[CainMeadows]

m-word.

[GizzalM]

I often think about 59:50 onward in public places and lose my shit. Too funny.

[jhiller21]

"Has anyone ever called you retarded, retard?

HAHAHA

[jhiller21]

I would watch 2 and a Half Men if they used Louis' idea

Before, just dick-in-ass porn, afterwards they just show constant beheadings with someone screaming "retarded"

[MikeILLT]

LOL

[rocknrollporn]

pinch and roll!!!!! hahahaha

[rocknrollporn]

slave girl wasnt that funny but i will fight and die for thier right to spank a black chick with a paddle as she calls them "Massah" on the radio.

[vitucci41]

Anthony's impression of Jesse Ventura is perfect and hilarious

[PrivateAckbar]

I don't even think Louis' right when he says that offending people is aggressive. I think being offended is aggressive. People act like it's a passive thing, like being punched in the face. But really your whole life has actively been leading up to it. It's more like stepping out into traffic.

These people talking about retard being discriminatory as if it's a problem are cunts as well. If you can't discriminate between a retard and a person that matters you're fucked.

[5ully789]

Was that Louie's first car crash?

[zarthered]

i love the show, but there are days i want Anthony to die for being a ignorant racist asshole republican.

[MoPapparani]

about the scratching the balls bit, my female friend (don't worry, guys, we dated) heard this and told me that for them, it's under the boobs and on the shoulders, where the bra does the most work...

[amayagab]

Holly fuck! Chip CK!

[jacknile11]

...did they just high five?

[soulmman]

Does anyone know where you could find that 'Richard Jeni' on the Tonight Show, talking about Jaws 3 clip?

[BobSlydell100]

Steve. Steeeeeve. STEVE! ah thank you sir

[bahramf]

Really? It's a baby; stick your tit in its mouth!

[bahramf]

DUMBELLO

[fathermckenzie1]

goddamn. when did they stop doing line of the day?

[zwidorf]

Thank you omgwtfsteve! you are doing gods work

[boothesquirrel]

Not being able to talk about old stuff has more to do with the dumb girls they're dating, plus it reminds the girl that they're disgusting old men

[adrastea]

Implying that she's so slavely ignorant that she can accidentally suck dick...specifically the dick of the black man who lives in the backyard and is NEVER to enter the house!! So offensive it almost comes back around to tender...

[adrastea]

Everyone is fucking it up. What francine said was "I didn't mean to blow the field nigga!"

[NotFilmSchool]

flip has now flipped :(

[Gerg720]

search "opie and anthony wolfpac". its in 3 parts on youtube. that is the other "show that never happened.

[Gerg720]

There are two "shows that never happened". One is slave girl and the other is the show right before the 2004 thanksgiving break. The main part of the thanksgiving show is on youtube. The slavegirl content is what could have gotten them fired, but the other almost fired shows issues seemed to be mostly post show stuff that could have really gotten them fired...

[ChaseMan245]

Slave girl was a awesome bit indeed, Ty for these vids omgwtfitssteve

[mojoheroin]

you rock stevie when can we "Monster Rain"? you silly goose

[zachmonky]

Two new 2 hour Louis appearances in the same hour? <3<3<3

[zacklyzun]

there not new there from a year ago just in one segment

[Superman5000The]

I'm interested in hearing this most offensive bit that was taken off immediately after being aired.

[omgwtfitssteve]

@Superman5000The It was Slave Girl. It's on my channel. Interesting fact is it was done like the day after Imus made his "nappy-headed hos" comment, but before it really became a news story. By the next day, Imus was all over the news and any traces of the Slave Girl show were gone from the internet, even the torrent sites somehow. Surprising that they skated on that one and got suspended over Homeless fucking Charlie.

[Superman5000The]

@omgwtfitssteve Oh shit; it was Slave Girl? Why did I think it was something wildly more offensive? Then again, hearing Francine say "No, Massa - I won't fuck the field nigga!" is probably the most offensive thing lol.

[soulmman]

@omgwtfitssteve "I'm sorry I blew the field nigga!"

[MoPapparani]

@omgwtfitssteve I've got Homeless Charlie on my channel! ;)

[PrivateAckbar]

can someone tell me the song 1:19:10 in? Thanks for the upload Steve!

[SniperWolf0985]

@PrivateAckbar Its Thunderkiss '65 by White Zombie

[swatsticker]

just when i was about to go study for my finals..oh well its saturday.

[fathermckenzie1]

52:00 anybody know the "bit that never happened" they're talking about?

[omgwtfitssteve]

@fathermckenzie1 It's Louis CK on O&A 9: Slave Girl actually

[vrxnoodles]

3 invisible dicks

[Dionysus187]

@vrxnoodles and they're all Steves.

[drillasilla5]

I've submitted an nomination for you to be a canonized as a saint steve.

[cope030]

FUCK YEAH

[elusiveone2007]

<3 life saver

[swatsticker]

@elusiveone2007 fuckin yesssss

[jhohcable]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck yeah.

[slaapkamers]

i love you steve

[drarry13]

GLEN!



[Roughneck8]

@drarry13

BECK!