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  • I lose it every time they say "Pink Tiger"..this video is my hero.

  • These scientists are complete morons.

  • I almost thought this was for real, almost!

  • I hope butt-fuck each others to death(hell)

  • @glenvez1 obvious troll is obvious. Oh wait, not a troll? I guess you actually are just a fucking moron.

  • Not sure if joking or....

  • xDDDDD

  • @xrikux69 Nah man it's from aussie show called "the chasers war on everything"

  • LOL. This has to be something off of the ONION.

  • lol

    

  • haha, great.

  • "just like baldness"

  • some people think this is serious. Those people are called Gullible, Good luck finding it in a dictionary though.

  • @fauxman i wish this was serious

  • @TheDrewManXD no kidding right?

  • I hope everyone realizes this is a parody of news shows by the chaser boys.. I fear for many derpsons.

  • Well what if I was born Christian, then turned Atheist?

  • @RAWRWAFL How does that make any sense?

  • @awes0mepenguin It doesn't because I can't be born Christian, and wouldn't lose a gene to become atheist.

  • @RAWRWAFL then you're gay...

  • @RAWRWAFL you're not 'born' anything. Religion is brainwashed into you from birth.

  • @Numberonecock Exactly why this "research" is false.

  • They'll never isolate and remove the christian gene because there is no christian gene. To be a christian you need to LACK the reason and common sense genes.

  • I love how one of the scientists has a stereotypical earring. lol

  • PINK TIGER RESEARCH INSTITUTE.

  • It's funny how the ONLY people who hate this video are the ones who don't understand it. You never hear of someone highly educated getting into these stupid debates... it's always an ignorant religious retard.

  • Took me a second to realize they were joking.

    I wouldn't be surprised i someone really was serious about this though xD

  • I feel really stupid. It took me a second watch to realize they weren't being serious.

  • I get it, this is supposed to be like the onion.

  • I laughed so fucking hard.

  • @Moving2U Let me recap your last comment "Science is dumb and it gets proven wrong all the time, therefore people cant be genetically gay"

    Yeah dude, you're stupid, end of discussion.

  • Good video just turned everything around!

  • this is FABULOUS 

  • Thumbs up cause im an attention whoring approval begging faggot

  • Everyone is born an atheist, you are taught religion.

  • @contheist You are born blank. To be atheist to is willingly reject the existence of gods.  When you are born you are incapable of such a thing.

  • @wowbringer Dumb. Atheist is lack of belief in god(s). If you are a blank slate, you lack belief in god(s).

  • @wowbringer you just proved him right. If you are born blank you are therefore born atheist.

  • @wowbringer "You are born blank." Exactly right. That means when we're born, we are not theists(atheists). Which means we are born atheists(not theists).

  • @bustayoface That is TERRIBLE logic my friend...

  • @wowbringer explain why that is terrible logic please.

  • @wowbringer When you're born you're incapable of knowing about a creation of someone else's imagination until it is taught to you. FTFY

  • @contheist We're born with a well thought out disbelief in the existence of a god? You're doing it wrong.

  • @contheist actually we are born agnostic.

  • I watched this twice. Once for the video, and again for the news strip at the bottom

  • Oh the irony of this makes me giggle so much. The best part of this is the comments from the people who do not get this. :D

    Here is a hint for the people that are missing out: Its a flip.

    If you have not figure it out yet, then I feel so sorry for you.

  • LOL read the news strip at the bottom

  • WTF THE GAY AGENDA IS TO KILL ME???????

  • thumbs up if your here from /r/ atheism

  • @cicifire345 hey there fellow redditor

  • doesnt that kinda mean theres a homosexual gene too

  • @TheRazzleandDazzle There is something in a homosexuals genes that causes him to be attracted to the same sex. That's a fact that's been proven today but many people don't believe. Some people today see homosexuality as a choice which I find ridiculous seeing as how many people committed suicide and go through bullying/discrimination all the time. Though there really isn't a Christian gene (at least I don't think there is). This video is just a joke.

  • @uzamakirendan Wow, there can't be a gene that makes you like the opposite sex. There can only be a gene that can link your sensory stimuli to sexual pleasure. Think you are most likely sexually excited when seeing the alien forms that are labeled women in magazines and media. I say aliens because humans dont fucking look like that. You were trained to like it. No one made you but they sure as hell got you into it. It isn't a choice, it's an illusion. Take a sociology class, you will see :)

  • @DjCosmicRush Even so, if you were "trained" to like a man then can you change what you like? I don't think so. I don't like the stuff that I see in magazines by the way. I like anything that I think might feel good on my dick :p

  • @DjCosmicRush Take a sociology class? You need to take a biology class. These are biological questions, not sociological ones.

  • @Moontouchofficial I know about biology :/ Gender is a social construct you fool. Get out more and you would see it, you seem very american as fuck lol. There will not be a gene that can link an interest in a complex image. Or a certain sound of voice. You can make any gender look like the other. Also in case you don't know, guys have shorter hair usually not because of biological factors. It can play a role but not as big as sociological factors.

  • @DjCosmicRush I'm going to ignore your babyish "american" sweeping generalization and answer the rest. Gender is as much as a sociological construct as the existences of our arms and legs are made up by sociology and psychology. Our arms and legs are in our heads as you say. Both gender and sexual orientation have been found in genomes across the animal kingdom. It's not up for debate. Animals don't have societies with social conditioning, and yet are either gay or straight, like our ancestors.

  • @TheRazzleandDazzle you didn't understand the video then.....

  • lol Brilliant , i love this, 10/10 Keep it up guys, mind the pun.

  • How much homosexual sex does it take to make a baby?

  • @lowellkylewilliamson how many people does it take to make a homosexual? plenty of homosexuals with children, always have been, do some thinking one day you might work it out.

  • ahh, Chaser boys.. you're the best. never stop taking the piss x

  • @Tezcatlepocatl you didn't understand the video....sigh

  • @Tezcatlepocatl Red–green color blindness affects ~7% of American males. It's clearly a disadvantage yet it still exists.

    Whether it's nature, nurture, or some combination of both - I highly doubt we choose who they are attracted too. Assuming you're a straight male: Did you choose to be attracted to young buxom ladies, or is it inherently your nature?

  • @PiratesVersusNinjas The people who made the video seem to think being gay is not part of a person's genes, but a lifestyle choice, and they seem to be pretty pro-gay. You also are pro-gay and believe that it IS in gays' genes. What gives?

    Color-blindness is a disadvantage, but it doesn't stop you from actively seeking out a partner to have kids with. Being gay does. I really don't think something within our bodies would tell us to let our own genetic information die.

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  • This is a joke, right? Right. Thought so.

  • You do know that this is sarcasm dont ya?

  • The is so funny, if this was not on news I would of think that it was a joke

  • lol i love this XD

  • 'middle-aged mutant ninja turtles' series proves less popular with kids. lol

  • ahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahaha.......­.....

  • News flash--this is what's called "satire". It's a parody. If you don't know what those two words mean, and I'm sure that a lot of you don't, go to Webster's online and look it up.

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  • These scientists might as well just come out and say that they want to rid people of their concience, morals and their kindness, love and compassion towards others.

    I'm a straight Christian and I don't hate those who might or might not be gay. What people do in the privacy in their bedrooms is nobody elses business but their own.

  • @freedomfighterguy1 Swing and a miss ace. This isn't a real report, it's a satire. And having a conscience, morals,etc are NOT the same thing as being Christian! Of all the truly horrible people I've ever come across (lots, unfortunately), the majority are theists (usually Christian fundamentalists). Atheists don't need some ridiculous out of date hate book tell them that rape and murder is wrong, we can figure that one out by ourselves. I think it's clear to see who're the more morally tuned.

  • @ScottishFiction91 what you don't realize is the government is in fact trying to get rid of the Gene that makes peple believe in God.

    Here is the proof:

    Pentagon has virus to attack VMAT2 (God Gene) -Released by Vaccines/Aerosol /Chemtrails

    Here is the link below:

    /watch?v=n6nQxWVg1yo

  • @freedomfighterguy1 If that project is actually real... wouldn't that make people smarter? That seems counter productive. I'd imagine a government sponsored conspiracy would at least attempt to make people more susceptible to emotional (as opposed to logical) ideas so they would be easier to control.

  • @omdavbu actually it will get rid of people's sence of right and wrong, concience, etc.

    This project is in fact real and those who funded these types of projects are in fact high level Satanists who want to create a One World Government (A New World Order).

  • @freedomfighterguy1 When has religion ever been a factor to one's sense of right and wrong? That's complete BS. Please, redirect me to a page that explains how this in any way will remove people's moral standards?

  • @Tobbywar This project is in fact real and those who funded these types of projects are in fact high level Satanists who want to create a One World Government (A New World Order).

    Here is the proof below that the government is in fact trying to get rid of the God Gene:

    Pentagon has virus to attack VMAT2 (God Gene) -Released by Vaccines/Aerosol /Chemtrails

    Here is the link below:

    /watch?v=n6nQxWVg1yo

  • @freedomfighterguy1 hahaha NO.

  • @freedomfighterguy1 I'm with fine with New World Order conspiracies, they're actually pretty believable. But I don't see how the God gene affects one's sense to differentiate right and wrong. The particular video that you're spamming only shows an unproven (we need to see paperwork, not a staged powerpoint) presentation of someone's attempt to reduce fanatical and irrational behavior, none of that has to do with assessing righteousness. You need to find a better video to support your theories.

  • @omdavbu how can the New World Order be a conspiracy when government leaders are in fact calling for it.

  • @freedomfighterguy1 Conspiracy suggests secrecy and hidden plots, which, again, I can believe in them, you can have something real and still be a conspiracy since it was done in secret. But some *theories*, such as the video links you're spamming have no facts behind them, conspiracy or not, I'm having a hard time believing them. Please find a paper trail for this supposed vaccine.

  • @omdavbu look it up for yourself and get back to me.

  • @freedomfighterguy1 I have looked it up.. that's why I'm skeptical, I haven't found any paperwork or facts to back up the theory. Even the 9/11 truthers have more research than this. It's the lack of fact that makes the theory questionable.

  • Resist. I Resist you and your ilk. I have no desire to just have straight relationships because I believe God told me too. 9/11 has lead to strident atheists everywhere speaking out against the abuse that is religion. I don't eat shellfish though - allergies.

    @Moving2U You do not make a comparison based on harm done, which is the only way you can make a comparison. You also seem to believe the Urban Legend that twinkies are unnatural.

  • @moving2U Yes, you shouldn't do anything unnatural. Like typing on a computer, sending messages at near the speed of light around the world, taking modern medicine, driving a car, flying or anything else. The one thing I don't do that is unnatural is worship a giant fairy in the sky. Comparing Consensual sex between adults to rape, when the Catholic Church has recently said the rape and lesbian rape of a nun in kerala is "Trivial" just shows how terrible the theistic mind is.

  • CNNN lol

  • @naughtyshorty001 They have more 'n's than any other network you know.

  • I'm crying with laughter. What is sooo sad are the poor sods who think this is a real current affairs program! Look a liiittle more carefully...

    fkn hahahaha "..we've already prevented this Rat.." etc

  • This is fcuking sick. LOL Of all the characters here I <3 the mother best! She seems truly relieved. Superb expressions.

    And I'm not even gay. I always chose to be straight. So please don't hate or discriminate ;)

  • I fine this hard to laugh to... is just too silly. :U

  • @Zeno111195 i find it very easy to laugh to, because it is a perfectly mirrored parody on christian argumentation

  • Not to mention a general flaw in thinking that way. They are trying to say that genes predetermine absolutely everything about us which insists on a predestination that would infringe on the basic human freedoms that they claim to fight for. If our genes determine everything then there would be no more freedom then thinking that God controls everything. There is no absolute control from anything. Genes are simply building blocks, government can take your life but not your freedom and God just is

  • Hahaha

  • Genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ok, the NEXT step would then be to engineer a VIRUS to CORRECT the GENETIC DISEASE. Hey, that sounds like a good science fiction story. A scientist releases a virus into the world which destroys religious faith by LITERALLY changing your mind. And in the story there would be colonies of christians, mormons, muslims, scientologists, etc. that try to isolate themselves, not wanting this "cure" for faith, but the new deconvertees march right in and infect them all anyway, bua ha ha ha ha!

  • Wow. There is a sign in here for my church. :D

    The video is hilarious though. <3 Love it.

    

  • Wanna laugh more? look at the comments!

    Next step is to isolate the gene that makes poeple so dumb that they can't tell fiction from reality ... oh, wait ... perhaps is the same one...

  • @ChristianIce I believe that you just made a major discovery of great scientific value :).

  • Very funny! Thanks for posting!

    

  • this is why I DON'T watch news anymore.

  • 637 gene carriers detected ...

  • Wonderful video! Funny and thoughtful. Thumbs Up!

  • 636 people who viewed this video are christian and choose not to take the cure.

  • haha thats hilarious, really does put it all in perspective

  • I live in a small dorm and had to actually try to stifle my laugh. My poor sock....lol Well done.

  • Good video :)

    What's it from? My guess is Chaser's War on Everything because they sound Aussie and hilarious...but thats not a lot to go on if im honest.

  • I wasn't sure if this was a fake at first... thats how stupid this world is.

  • Well played.

  • ~reads comments~

    I think it's funny how many people think whether being gay is a choice matters in the slightest.

    ...Actually, no, that's a lie. I think it's pretty damn pathetic!

    "Oh, you didn't CHOOSE it, okay, that makes the bad thing not so bad," is still based in the assumption that gay=bad. Let's get over this. Can't we get over this already?

  • lol this is just a joke. there is no christian gene, its called low IQ.

  • Fake video.....

  • @Cemmanuel2918 Really? This video is fake? Thank you for enlightening us all, we had no idea!

  • wow this is realli well done XD

    im impressed by how real this is :P congrats on making so many silly ppl confused XD

  • btw, this video made me lmao, tks for posting it

  • @darkownage2 I think the word "choice" is used in a differnt context. I believe "pre-determimed choice" might be a better word(s) . They mean you have a pre-disposition, due to dna, to "choose". So, yes free will is free will, but the discussion has always been, do you "choose" because of upbringing/conditioning (reaction to) or is it genetic?

  • I've found the gene for eating a whole goddamned bag of chips.

  • This is probably going to be thumbed down but if Christians believing in God is a choice, they're going to believe being Gay is also being a choice. You can't remove a choice. The person chooses it.

  • @Darkownage2 what? are you saying that being gay is a choice, because someone said believing in god is a choice?

  • I isolated the gene that makes people love Bacon.

  • @AnomalousChopin NO! Blasphemy! Bacon is the One True Meat! In the name of The Holy BACON! *blows self up*

  • This isnt role reversal at all, both arguments are the arguments generally made by both communities, just in different circumstances.. if this is supposed to be pro homosexuality, then its a failure..

  • @AbsenceOfEnmity This is a really interesting piece of satire because it's not at all clear who is being satirised from this clip. Because, at one level, the clip makes fun of religion, I think lots of people watching it will see it as "pro gay and Anti religion" BUT if you really follow through the logic of the satire being made (that it's absurd to think certain traits are genetic) then it follows that the clip is actually AGAINST the idea that homosexuality is genetic..

  • rofl. this makes me laugh. if people cant stand up to the masses that they choose to be christian or choose to be gay then they should just shut up all together. if they arent strong enough to stand on what they believe they shouldnt believe in anything. i am not gay i am a christian by choice. not that i can ever unchoose to be a christian. but why doesnt the gay community just say they chose to be gay and tell others to back off just like the rest of the world does?

  • I love how it's CNNNN XD

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  • i swear if theres any human thars less intelligent than americans..aussies come in thr first line.

  • Ahhh, an oldie but a goodie. "Pink Tiger Research Institute" gets me every time! LOL

  • Hmm. interesting video. Clearly very funny..but what do people think the satire is actually saying? If the idea is "role flipping" to show absurdity, then surely this video is being ANTI gay?? The idea of a "Christian gene" is absurd...and..likewise, we are supposed to think the idea of a "gay gene" is absurd..yet..that's exactly what a lot of gay people want to argue for: That they are genetically gay. The logic of the satire doesn't really work if its supposed to be pro-gay.

  • @stu1002 its funny, and the onion. they just like to piss people off and be funny about it. they arent "pro" anything. the point? to confuse people who try to make logical sense of anything they find remotely offensive :P lol satire doesn't have to be logical, there isn't a rulebook.

  • @stu1002 *facepalm*

  • BWAHAHA! "Pink Tiger Research Institute"

  • Too damn funny, the ticker is even hilarious, laughing too hard!

  • In reality, it is an INDOCTRINATION passed down from brainwashed parent to vulnerable child

  • I find this hilarious.

  • "Lovesick frog has butterflies in stomach"

  • This is like The Onion News network.

  • Before I even opened this page I was laughing hysterically!!! This is too much!

  • this is better than what you see on the onion recently

  • this video is literally

    FAKE and GAY

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  • @DarthPickley You are literally

    STUPID and GULLIBLE

    This video is obviously a parody.

  • Seriously, not sure if serious, or just trolling.

  • @Clonetrooper111 Trolling.

  • This is from the Australian TV show - 'The chasers war on everything'

  • Ok. You guys can't be that dumb. This isn't a real news report. It's showing how ridiculous alot of anti-gay Christians are by flipping the roles. It's saying all the things anti gay Christians usually say about gays but reverse so people will realize how stupid it is.

  • @cokefan23 You have high expectations of these... "people"... you speak of.

  • If you believe there is a gene that causes men to want a hot beef unjection where ever it will fit, then let me sell you a time share condo next to sant's workshop.

    It's a choice just like any other thing that we are tempted with. Everyone chooses to follow or deny what they have been taught is exceptable normal behavior. We all make right and wrong choices daily. Stop blaming a God that you don't believe in for homosexuality. Make your choice and own up to it and stop blaming "science" .

  • @Moving2U

    Do heterosexuals choose to be attracted to the opposite sex? I'm a man, and I can't help but find women attractive. Homosexuals cannot help but feel attraction, just like heterosexuals, but they feel that attraction toward their own gender. If it was a choice, it wouldn't be called attraction. Do you have to make an effort to ignore being attracted to those the same gender as yourself? Then you are a closeted homosexual. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

  • @SplinterInYourEye Some have an attraction to rape or molest women or children. Some are bent towards beating others into hospitalization to steal from them or just for "fun". Still others find joy in murdering, lying, maliciously slandering it goes on and on. Everyone is tempted when their own wicked deceitful lusts are are exploited against them and they fail to resist that temptation. You resist temptation to homosexuality the same way that you resist anything else that is unnatural.

  • @SplinterInYourEye You may have a natural attraction to hostress cupcakes and dingdongs and a love affair with twinkies and candybars. Does that make it right? You may genuinely feel like beating and raping your neighbor, so by your logic you should be able to do so without anyone judging you. Each man is tempted when he is carried away and enticed by his own lust. The problem is inside we are all wicked, and external, we have someone actively tempting us according to our weaknesses. Resist.

  • @Moving2U Your logic fails because your examples all involve a non-willing third party. Homosexuality does not fall under these boundaries (nor does loving a twinkie) as it is between two consenting adults. (or adult and cake thing). 

  • @Daneoid81 Dead wrong bud. A straight guy can refuse gay man's advances that doesn't remove the gay man's intentions. It doesn't matter whether you can find a willing partner or not, it is your inability to resist the temptation to lay with the same sex. If it makes you feel any better about yourself, it goes the same with lying, cheating and stealing. We are all guilty of it, but man up and just say you like men and choose to ignore morals. Don't blame it on some fairytale predisposition to it.

  • @Moving2U Lying, Cheating and stealing all involve third parties that are non-willing participants. You claim homosexuality to be immoral, yet you fail to provide any reasons why it would be. homosexuality is clearly not by choice, why on earth would you want to sleep with another man unless you were attracted to them? Did you know there are about 1500 species of animals that practice homosexuality? Speaking of fairy tales, you seem christian, you know that that's all, man made, right?

  • @Daneoid81 Homosexuality can involve a non willing patticipant too but you ignorantly/purposefully ignore the point; It's not about whether you have a willing partner or not, it's about whether YOU desire to find a willing partner or not THEN acting upon those desires even if you can't ultimately find a partner.

    You take a deviate sexual choice/lifestyle and turn it into a religion and a right. You don't have or recognise a moral standard, willingly blind and at peace with your deviate choice

  • @Moving2U Heterosexuality is not natural. Why the hell would people with DIFFERENT PARTS want to get together? That would be like a cat mating with a dog. How immoral is that? Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Homosexuality is the only natural way

  • @drumline17 I almost didn't bother to answer, but i'm a softy and can't help feeding the trolls. You sir have won the Darwin award and by your chosen lifestyle will help clean up the gene pool.

  • @Moving2U How do you know or why do you think that homosexuality is immoral?

  • @Moving2U Lying cheating and stealing hurt others. Gay sex doesn't hurt anyone unless they maybe catch an STD. But that can happen with straight sex too.

  • @uzamakirendan You don't get it, you don't see it. Not because it has not been presented, but because you love darkness rather than light.

  • @Moving2U The light hurts my eyes bro, I was brought up and raised religious until a few years ago. If I'm not religious isn't that gods will? And since I'm going to hell isn't it gods fault? I love how so many religious people get swayed by analogies that can be easily contradicted.

  • @uzamakirendan Nope not His will, not His fault. You are no worse than I am (if you are even that bad). My analogies can only be contradicted by your own vain logic.

  • @Moving2U Logic is not vain. It is vain to believe that emotionally inspired faith based on absolutely no verifiable evidence is somehow more likely correct than science, the best work the human race has ever done. It has a system of checks and balances to ensure that any and all claims be investigated numerous times to ensure that they are acceptable by a large community of the world's most intelligent humans. Saying you know more than they, that is very arrogant.

  • @marjorkid You are laughable. There were 3 studies in the 90s that "proved there was a gay gene, They were all later proven to be erronious. People behind your science have an agenda. Science is proven wrong every day because most of them adhere to that agenda for fear of losing funding instead of reporting what thet find. Even Einstein was proven to be wrong, and everyone who tried to point it out for years was laughed out of the scientific community. Honest science has always been useful.

  • @Moving2U You went from blue to red, then from A to B. The ZXY told you to do F only to her. If your going to talk in nonsense symbolism I will too. If you want to make an argument please do not speak in riddles, as it sounds idiotic. You seem to forget that it's just symbolism. That is all. You take it all literal.