Japan Culture Lab - Sushi

[kagairu]

Haha I laughed so much watching this.

[kanadajin3]

OMG I almost pissed myself laughing at the salt at the end. Cause i just learned what its fore when I went to a old restraunt 4 days ago lmfao. too funny. I hope not too many people took this seriously. cause its a joke

[lovechocolateish]

This video is wrong. I'm Japanese. I love sushi but almost Japanese people don't eat sushi EVERY DAY!!!

[suzuyas12]

うざい日本人がいるな

外人も冗談だってぐらいわかってるよ

なんでもかんでもコリアンがーとか言うのって朝鮮人が日帝が秀吉­がって言うのとかぶるよ

[i95927]

This is joke.

[ghostwritergreg]

This is hilarious!

[GuruRaga]

how can one be stupid enough to not know that this is a comedy?

[iyud1221]

WTF! I am Japanese but this video must be joke.lol

[JoeLever8]

At Yo Sushi! all I do is go in and get some tasty sushi off the spinner, aha ;)

[Jungiboy]

I'm Korean and I respect the Japanese people and Japan. Erase the hate! ^^

[kitagawachi]

こりゃ酷いねｗ

みんな嘘とも言えないが致命的なものがある。

それは不潔感ですね。お手拭が何で雑巾なんでっか？

[SupPiiEksk]

なんだか全然違うなあ。

寿司の米の部分をパスタを細かく刻んだものは使わないし、下駄で­出されないし、醤油もネタの部分にしかつけないし、手拭きはもち­ろん毎日洗ったりしているし、このように下品にたべたりしないし­.....等々

多分これは日本人を卑下するために Korean peopleが作ったのでしょう。

[edwardblackpoker]

This movie is a comedy which called "RAHMENS"

In fact, "SUSHI" is expensive snack(food).

●Japanese people tends to eat SUSHI at party or anniversaries.

●Japanese beer is major type about 600 ml , bottle drinker is less

●Toro is a delicious, but expensive menu.

●soy sauce , pickled ginger, green-tea is perfect free service.

[ca0lu]

I'm Japanese, so I can say it with assurance. Don't worry. It"s just a comedy.

They are famous japanese comedians called "rahmens".

We always say "Don't show foreigners this video! They'll take it seriously"!

[rakkiirakko]

＠doodolls it's a sketch made by a japanese comic duo called ramens. they're making fun of who really misunderstands japanese culture and of the japanese people who -when they explain their cuture to strangers - sometime say inaccurate things...

[tianya1382]

i m chinese and i love japanese!!!!

[doodolls]

alot of facts grossly misinterpreted.

[Sunbreaker7]

"ma ma ma ma."

"Oh toh toh toh."

Laughed at that point :D sounds redicilous.

[HsxFree]

I learn so much that i should eat sushi with honor

[luucy4shiho]

this video is lie.

very funny

[smile2497]

Rape is a term for Koreans

[llIWhrqkfl]

@smile2497

Search " Rape club japan"...

Japanese are well known for the most perverted people in the world...

Oh...Search " Comfort women" too.

[smile2497]

@llIWhrqkfl Thousands of Japanese women were raped , thousands of Japanese men were killed by Koreans

at the end of the war.I feel sorry you dont have the chance to know your history.Do you really believe comfort women thing? The korean government has kept criticizing Japan ,mostly FAKE

[marshalt]

This is the first Japanese video I've never seen on the internet where no one got raped.

[TwiggehLeaf]

maa maa maa maa

oh toh toh toh

[moleman0303]

いや大体あってるんじゃねぇか？

[XTrevvion]

@japantruthify01 so...the thousands of years of japanese history = nothing? or do you just hate japan

[MunsaMusa444]

外国人が信じてくれるといいなw

[saburoemon]

@MunsaMusa444 えぇ？これは嘘ですか？ww

[nemo2boo]

やっぱラーメンズ好きだｗｗ

[phoebeshunkerbell]

thanks for the top commenter! i thought this is real

[TaffyGood]

oh my god, so that horse meat the chef in japan recommended... was that.. legal?

[jewelledfairy]

@TaffyGood Yes, horse meat is legal in Japan. You can even eat it raw (when prepared correctly, of course) and it is called basashi. I've only had it once and it was surprisingly tender.

[PlayingPanda]

omg i watched this years ago and i didnt know that itsa a comedy parody .

[dimarziotonezone23]

its funny... cause its true!

[Zombielolcats]

Omg this took me way to long to realize it was a parody. XD

[TropicalJesusPlant]

how is this funny?

[chadloz]

hai

[bhtiocg]

@solidiquis1 madness...?

THIS

IS

JA - PAN!!!

[Benoka]

OH TOH TOH TOH.

[quonlime]

Gari is pickeld ginger. It's for refreshing your mouth after eating sushi. Back to Edo period (around 300 years ago) eating row fish wasn't safe like as nowadays so people ate gari for protection against food poisoning as well.

[solidiquis1]

That's too much soy sauce! TOO MUUUCH!!

THIS IS MADNESS

[YogoTailsPrower]

@jpbarbedwire1 well, most of the quoted words can't really be translated, since it doesn't have a corresponding english word... like "sushi" means "raw fish with vinegared rice", but it doesn't have an english word for it, you can only say it in english by it's definition.

[Zledaren]

sushi actully means vinegared rice :D

Not raw fish :3

[saitym]

@Zledaren gari = vinegard rice. Sushi is raw fish ( sometimes cooked fish) with vinegard rice

[saitym]

@Zledaren also when having just raw fish , in Japan it is called 'sashimi'.

[Zledaren]

@saitym Right my good sir :3

[YogoTailsPrower]

@jpbarbedwire1 like the words that are in quotes that aren't in english?

[YogoTailsPrower]

@jpbarbedwire1 what for?

[23moochers]

Ahh you assholes. Don't hate on Japanese people. Everyone has a savage in them. Shit I'm Mexican and we're pretty barbaric ourselves.

[sabotenchang]

This is a joke. Please, don't believe!

[MrFukthoseusernames]

haha so funny! love it!

[TheCheese4450]

@smithe35 omg i though this was real until i read ur comment i was like wtf?

[divawithatude]

very entertaining!

[wa02ch01]

Eating sushi will make you barbaric as japanese.

Remember japanese murdered 30 million innocent Asian civilians?

Don't get fooled by sneaky japanese smiles.

[dc360mwj2]

@wa02ch01 Japanese people aren't barbaric... alright maybe they were... but i don't think they are anymore. Just look at them, without Japan, then how did Nintendo and the best gaming consoles like DS and the Wii get created? Plus they have some of the best food I have ever tasted. Even though I'm Chinese, and probably one of my ancestors got killed in one of those 30 million people, but i still love the Japanese people and will always love them. :)

[ihavekankles]

@dc360mwj2

What about rape of Nanking? That was VERY barbaric. Once a barbarian, always a barbarian.

[AngelBiLove]

@ihavekankles Americans had slavery, murdered out the entire race of indians, killed civilians in so many countries i cant even remember half of them, used (as only int he world) uclear weapons on other humans (on cities full of civilians with only women and children left) twice, elected bush twice, ignroe human rights, ignore global warming, say global warming is a myth, gave osama bin laden billions and weapons, war over oil, bombing with prime targets elementary schools and hospitals, so STFU

[ihavekankles]

@AngelBiLove

What the fuck has that got to do with Japan? I'm not American, I'm just saying it how it is. That Japan has a barbaric history, look up "Rape of Nanking" you faggot. Tell me they don't have a history just as evil as any other nation's.

[AngelBiLove]

@ihavekankles im not saying they didnt. every country has a default history of bad shit. only america is an arrogant sticking out nail at that! all countries on the world aligned, everyone has a little block of fcking shit, only america's is like a skyscraper. so if ur gonna shit about anyone, shit about america, shit about shit. so fuck off and go troll some other civilized nation, "faggot"

[crocopde]

@dc360mwj2 Do you know what chines does to get fur. how they treat animal.how your contry is pollute.

Most of the chines stay together in Canada . I mean they dont get friends outside the circle of chines they know . This is very hard to have a good talk with a chines.

Yea like you said you forgive japanes to have kill your ancestor but still you talk about it. Japan got nuked do you remember?

Yo do you know China is allied with NKOREA ...

You shoud only say :I wish i was Japanes.

[dc360mwj2]

@crocopde Hell yeah, I wished I was japanese lol, and did I ever mention how much I hate China?

I live in Canada btw oh, and im not exactly chinese, I'm more Taiwanese

[crocopde]

@dc360mwj2 I think i may have get too far here.... am sorry

[tequlilaconlimon11]

Never eat sushi!!!

They are contaminated with radiation.

[seonidh]

@tequlilaconlimon11 oh fuck off was that ment to be funny

[kingsl0th]

See, they'd put out saucers of salt here in America, but we haven't made the necessary technological advances to do it.

[Edu2503]

This is one of the best parodies of nippon i've ever seen. It's so funny when they say the exact degree of inclination to eat a sushi and to pass through the noren.

But at first, I though it was a real guide. They have a twisted sense of humor xD

[kjyoon91]

I love watching japanese clips because they mind fuck you

[refard5]

lmao

[detectiveconan996]

LOLOLOL "This is gari (ginger). nobody knows what it's made from." XDDDDDDDDD

[indigopocky]

3:21 "this is the samurai way" love the guys facial expression here XD and lol at people who think this is serious

[Caffeinatized]

Soy sauce is never salty enough, bahahaha..

[JapaneseKenryou]

おいおいおい嘘多すぎｗｗｗ

hahaha there are meny lie in this movie. please don't beliebe.

[clipophile]

XD There's a shogi piece on one of the rolls...

[EvilAliceWonderland]

rofl XD

[Mickey44421]

@soopaflychic,

I see that you are a Korean woman living in Australia.You have posted over 2,200 abusive comments about Japan and the Japanese people on the internet. We researched what some Koreans, like you, are posting vicious comments about the Japanese while pretending to be a different person and belonging to a different race: sometimes Chinese, American or even Japanese. Stop your mind-control games, put on for foreign people in the world, and your insincere comments.

[nrtmoRLF]

コバって爪磨いてんのねｗｗｗ

[macospat]

why was some of the food censored?

[azizborashed]

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAH

[avaelyn]

Ahahahahahaha the picture of toy car sushi at the end. 

[sijotakane]

Ma ma ma ma ma ma.... = (drink ) plz plz plz plz plz plz....

Ottottottottotto.... = oops oops oops oops oops....

this is stereotype of old businessmans drinking scene

[seraphxl18]

this is so funny

[id0232807558]

面白いけどｗｗｗ

外人がこれを見て本気で捕らえないかが・・・心配ｗｗ

[xyuukie364]

i cant stop laughing. xD im so glad japan isnt really like this xD

[kakashi901]

smell of fish will get on your hands.... Its called chop sticks lol

[Joeyblondewolf2]

woooooww....

[ChaosButterfly8]

素晴らしい

[smokestakz]

imagine trying to play musical chairs.."no, you sit down, may i sit here, yes (turns to right) may i sit here?, no..wtf"

[betterdropdatdonk]

This is hilarious XD Japanese humor makes me "LOL"

[hahho93]

i m japanese.

Please dont misunderstand japan...

this vid includes many jokes.

[mesugozu]

See...the Japanese DO have a sense of humor! Haters :D

[doi8105]

ギャグだよなｗラーメンズなにしてんのｗてか、こばけん手きれい­すぎでしょ

[DeeNadah]

omfg...this video is so not true..im japnese but this is..NO WAY. please dont believe this lol

[nick4everandever]

This is Gari. No one knows what it's made from

[soopaflychic]

Japs are crap

[theendingnote]

@soopaflychic worst troll ever.

[gothicmuffinofdoom]

I really laughed at the part with the "geta", and the sushi with the small cars on them. This video was interesting ^_^

[crystalcurtain]

This cracked me up!

[EvilQueenofHearts]

The fire truck sushi is the best! It's the one I always order, except when I'm with my friends, they say it's not healthy so discourage me from eating it.

[USArmyTheStrong]

How about honor as in meiyo?

[USArmyTheStrong]

Sorry about that.

[USArmyTheStrong]

Oh I got that wrong. I was trying to write in Japanese

[USArmyTheStrong]

I love sushi but I love izza more (izza is pizza in Japanese).

[silentcid]

@USArmyTheStrong

pizza in Japanese is spelled using Katakana characters ピザ or piza in romaji. Izza isn't a word.

[1860nao]

Nice Japanese joke

[MrMarshV]

hahahah funny

[dongjinmoon]

lol the funny thing is, this is all partially true

except they emphasize everything in a more robotic way

[oookakikun]

imao dont make you in japan!! this is not fact!! but funny joke XDDD

[victorzito]

Huhauhauauauhauhahuahua, greeeeaatttt! xDDD

[slus90]

In case some of you missed it, this is a short film parodying Japanese customs.

This is their sense of humour.

So, it's just a joke; don't mistake this as a real guide.

これはただ数年前のユーモアのショートフィルムです。

本気でまねをしないように注意してください。

[MotokenUchia]

HAHAHAHAHa that was hi-larious!

[splb2706]

ワラタwwwwwwwwwwwww



[akikotokyojapan]

this video is QUITE FAR FROM REAL MANNER !!!!

DON'T BELIEVE this ugly video...

[USArmyTheStrong]

@mensube You mexican demon

[FlyThruDAir]

omfg whatever you do don't eat that salt

[reuie]

nyahahahahahah!!!!

[worldemperor85]

hahahahahha woow thats hilarious hahahahhaha

but is the whole thing bogus or is it at least somewhat true? i might seem really retarded here haha but plez answer haha

[kimino0216]

マジですか？本気にして寿司屋さんでやっつはいけません。ジョー­クとしては最高ですが。多摩美の後輩、ラーメンズだそうです。笑­いましたが海外の方も見るんだと思うと…。

[DuckTapeBunny]

Okay, I lol'd. xD

Seriously I can't stop laughing!

[Taymour77]

MAMMAMA OTOTTOTOTO XD LOOOOOL

[bin1127]

LOL!! pasta sushi instead of rice.

[HomleandSecurity]

This is real

[oasisiday]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[hoaxygen]

"Nobody knows what it's made from..." O.O

[cainaiayano]

醤油付け過ぎだよおおおおおおおおおおおおお！

[wa08ch03]

NEWS: "Whale Meat found to cause deformed children"

Clinical Toxicology Dept at Hokkaido University has released findings that reveal whale meat is contaminated with high levels of Mercury poisoning.

Japanese Whalers attempt to entice children to ingest it.

Ingestion of Mercury causes people who have eaten it to have stunted brain growth, LOW IQ, reduced intelligence and to give birth to future children with deformities & birth defects.

[glovztoshow]

@wa08ch03 Well alright, I'll just take your word on that then...

[macfrankist]

This is not a joke, I have seen Japanese do these things all the time. LOL...

[shafyahmad123]

mamamama totototototo LOL

[kaicho0808]

@sakimori007 Even foreigner got the sense of humor better than YOU, kid...

[sakimori007]

@kaicho0808 日本人には冗談で通じるが、これを見た外国人の多数は冗談と思っ­てるかな？　もっと広い視野を持てよ、餓鬼だなｗ　

[ohthesovietkitsch]

@sakimori007 まぁ、あたしは外人なのにこのビデオは冗談として見て分かったわ­。日本人か外人か、それを気づけない人達はちょっぴりバカでしょ­？外海にもこのビデオが分かっている人はいるし、安心してね＾＿­＾特にあの「ままま」と「おととと」の部分はいったいだれがまじ­めと見られる？！ｗｗｗ

[DennisRievley]

You will learn to speak Japanese naturally by understanding the culture and how the language works, lessons on our videos - youtube.com/watch?v=wfseANZtMN­g

[liudxx03]

i nearly pissed myself laughing at the end with the salt thing. LMAOOOOOO

hilarious, the series of comedy videos is great!

[Hanul91]

just a copy of chinese and korean, nothing more.

[leilamiya]

オモロ

[pingucatninja]

hah panda sushi

[rawtelolas]

please... this is a big misunderstand, this is not the japanese style. ban this movie.

[Blahah404]

@rawtelolas It's a joke. This is a comedy show.

[zyrill19]

The woman is found in Kurosagi. Anyway, TABE-MASU! :D

[elrhiarhodan]

"Some people then wear them home."

ROFL!

Tabe-masu. Tabe-masu. Tabe-masu. Tabe-masu. Tabe-masu.

[hilarioph]

I think is real. I love Japan culture 

[elrhiarhodan]

@hilarioph No, it's a parody. A hilarious parody.

[mittROMNEY666]

wow chinese culture is so fascinating

[shuyaq]

noooooooooooooooooo too much soy sauce lol

[GUStavoSuperCool]

i almost though this was real...

[Saavykaas]

This sheet of paper is called "ryoshusho".

If you ask for one of these, you can claim a refund later.

How this works is a mystery.

[sweebadadeebada]

Taishos always have a secret personal history. You should never ask about this. (Said while he's cleaning a knife)

--One of the funniest things I've seen lately! :)

[629miki]

interesting! !

However, many of these are jokes!!　lio lol lol

[hinokiify]

mah mah mah mah

lol

[dodgingaces]

the woman must pour for the man, and the woman must pour for herself.....this is the samurai way XD!!!!!!!!!

[Serkant75]

@dodgingaces yes and that woman does not look very happy about it ! But the man feeling "maaaanly!"

[almcdermid]

This is too funny.

[kazu3835]

なんだこの動画はwwww



[MangaFTW96]

haha lol mah mah mah mah the other guy ot ot ot ot ot ...

[AVDPhoenix]

Hahahaha Also informative and funny! I love this videos! Thank you for posting!

[AVDPhoenix]

Hahahahahaha! Informative and funny at the same time I love this videos. Thank you!

[thedecaycafe]

i dont know how i found this, but its probably the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life. Thank you for the post, it was life changing...

[darknavi1]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD rofl jajajajajajaja LOL

[kinngyo1]

hahahaha

almost correct.........

I like this video

[dariakr]

funny!!!!!!! ma ma ma ma ma ma oto to to tot ot

[Lovelyallison]

LOL I love Japanese people!!! =)

[koiyum]

OMG PLEASE DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING!!

I know some of them in this video is true but rest of them is JOKE!!!

[HVC022]

lmfaoooo!!! xD

It's joke!

[hwchj]

guys, this is a joke! I am japanese. Half of the manners they follow is completely wrong. Some of the manners are right but so old style and many japanese people don't do. Don't believe them.

[kingrocker44]

A so called Japanese on facebook found this insulting...some people are just stuck up I guess hehehehe

[WritersCoven]

How hilarious. I'm so glad that's not for real. If eating sushi was that complicated... XD

[corobrecht]

This video is obviously a joke. What isn't a joke is killing whales, dolphins and tuna in all the oceans of the world regardless of the opinion of 99% of the other humans on this planet. BOYCOTT EVERYTHING JAPANESE!!!!!

[unapparatus]

Hilarious

Veldig bra, nå vet jeg hvordan jeg skal oppføre meg neste gang jeg er i en Sushi-restaurant! :-))