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  • chris crocker = madia in an all american guy's body

  • in my experience "no homo" has always been something a straight dude says to another straight guy if he does something that might seem gay to reassure the dude and any onlookers that he's not coming on to him. ive never heard it being used in an attempt to fend off gay dudes

  • "When you say "no homo", you make no sense." Thank you. Finally, someone who agrees with me.

  • No homo.

  • your actaully amazing and so good looking im sad you gay::( not like i would have a chance anyway hahah

  • I ADORE your T-shirt :D

  • Sometimes it's funny and entertaining to watch someone vent, but this shit is just ridiculous. If you can't get off your own damn high horse, someone obviously needs to kick you the hell off. You don't even have reasonable logic to make up for the ugly personality and ego. Sit the fuck down.

  • Lol. Get your facts straight next time before you come online spreading your idiocy around to everyone. No homo is no intended diss to gay so stop getting all butt hurt about it... No Homo.

  • @TayeDizzle Lmfao sarcasm right? xD

  • Lol. Who ever believes this fool in the vid. needs to be slapped cause he obviously doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. Seriously... No homo is only used when the person using the phrase does or says something extremely gay or something that may seem gay and they want to clarify that they're not gay. Like if I said ''Yo bro, you look hella nice in them jeans. No Homo" or if I slapped another man on the ass the Phrase "No homo" would follow suit.

  • You actin ghetto boii what the fuck

  • i love your shirt :)

  • no homo.. i use that term as a joke not to offend

  • @itsBeutyFULL exactly.

  • I LOVE TO BE GAY ..HUMM )=

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  • like @thedankenway said, i think u are misundertanding the implied meaning of the phrase "no homo". It is not to shrug the homosexuals off, it is to say that one is not homosexual, so his/her actions are to be interpreted cleanly and not as flirting, etc.

    as a bi guy, i am personally not offended by the phrase; MY OPINION.

  • @KomicTurtle I don't say it too often... but there is legit reason... You don't wish to look like something you're not.. You wish to look normal. That's fair.

  • so your a guy again?

  • this is funny because some ppl get mad when i say "No Hetero" just like me saying "No Hetero" is stupid and pointless to them or ANYONE else! so is "No Homo"!...smh

  • lmao that was so cute.

  • ooohhh dey juss gotz burned!!!!! nice one chris!

  • i didn't know it was chris crocker without the wig haha :p

  • LOL!

  • Btw ur right when u say u have a lot of hot men in ur community...y r gay guys always so much hotter than straight guys? Totally sux!

  • @MsRachabee

    again another idiot with the same remark as the rest of the faghags.

  • Go chris! Yesss

  • Looks like faggots like you are stupid as fuck... Bitch saying we don't say no homo to gay people we only say that to refer to a gay action that we didn't mean to do. And go say no straight then that doesn't hurt me so no homo shouldn't hurt you either now go back to the stake bitch

  • FUCK YES! UGHHH THIS VIDEO YES!

  • u look sexier than 4 years ago

  • First Chris Crocker video I've seen where he makes a legitimate, valid point.

  • I love this<3

  • haha thats hilarious

  • Love ur vids brah. No homo.

  • i watched this video. (NO HOMO)

  • Ahahaha you are so cool. xD

  • You crazy Chris. 

  • ?? straight ppl say no homo as in "hey can i give you a hug? no homo" not as in "uhh your gay? sorry dude no homo.. no no homo" if they do than they're misusing joke and their stupid

  • Homo.

  • Loooool "no lettuce no tomato no onions and no homo on that burger" loooooooool that cracked me up And I love the bit when you say " us gay people already have a lot of good looking men in our community" I love that bit sooooo much

  • LMFAO/....:D

  • @evakrysstal

    np i just had to say that though it was really annoying how people were saying "no homo" is just a joke

  • Yo bro you ummmmm no gansta

  • you're annoying.

  • i ment i love the point you made :-)

  • best freaking youtube youve ever made love it! love the way it was said, the point of it !

  • sexy :P

  • hey bro whered u get tht shirt??........NO HOMO BACK AWAY ;) LOLZ

  • Dude, I love you SO much. you are my fucking hero Chris <3 I support you no matter what <3<3<3<3<3

  • why are all the hot guys taken or gay lmao

  • 563 homophobes watched this

  • your not on the menu? :O awh but you look so tasty ;) hehe your awesome chris :P

  • you're so hot as a boy omgg

  • obviously ur too gay to realize wtf straight dudes mean when they say no homo.. so gtfo and go finger ur asshole you fucking disease to the world.

  • You are indeed brilliant my friend

  • U still sound like a girl and is that lipstick I see???

  • This is epic LOL.

  • ...I love you.

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O, OMFG, THIS MADE MY DAY. xD

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  • Even if you was yes homo! lmao! too funny!

  • wow u r super cute and im sure most of these gurls wish u wernt gay alttho we respect that

  • No douchebag... Lol

  • youre an idiot. people say no homo after doing something gay to say they arent gay. not to say to any homosexuals in the room that they aren't gay. It isnt homophobic, stop spoiling for a fight. I have no problem with homosexuals, I just have a problem with people like you who think we're all against you.

  • @thedankenway DAYUMM THANK YOU. I'm gay - he's a faggot. I hat it how he thinks everyone hates gay people, and I am not part of his "community".

  • @SamYulie95 God bless you. (Y)

  • @thedankenway Yeah, but like Jadakiss said "real men shouldn't have to use the word no homo". Be comfortable in your own skin, you shouldn't give a fuck what other people think. Nobody has to use a phrase to announce their sexual orientation to the world, every other 5 seconds. For example... Perez Hilton: "any-gay" (used for "anyway"), or Cam'ron: "no homo", when it clearly looks like Cam'ron is in denial half the time. LoL

  • @thedankenway One more thing.... when a straight person says "no homo" after saying something that might be taken out of context as gay, they're basically saying they'd be embarrassed if somebody thought they were gay. That would imply that homosexuality is something wrong and to be ashamed of when it isn't. "No homo" contributes to homophobia, because the people who say it are terrified to be looked at or thought of as gay, godforbid.

  • @LuvlyLynRose read the above comment to KomicTurtle, it sums things up just perfectly. A lot more gay's go around telling people they're gay, than straight people go around saying no homo everyday... People hardly even say it. This guy is just a diva who think's he's speaking for every homosexual on the planet, he isn't the King of the gay's despite what he may think.

    Oh wait did I say king... I meant queen.

  • @thedankenway The point is, who cares if you're not gay? You shouldn't have to feel the need to state that your not. Because it does not matter.

  • @thedankenway

    ...Regardless, there's no point in saying it. It sounds like saying it means you're paranoid about someone thinking you did something that YOU think OTHERS think a gay person would do. Everytime someone says that, I say "I wasn't thinking of that being "gay", so, chill dude".

  • @KomicTurtle Urm, straight people are less worried about looking gay than mr Hetrophobe above is here. He, along with many others, feel the need as a homosexual to display it to everyone by talking like a black woman and wearing lipstick. I mean it proves how much he doesn't want anyone to think that he's straight that so many of his video's are about him being gay? I mean for fucks sake your a white male, sure he likes men but it doesn't change his ethnicity or the pitch of his voice...

  • @thedankenway

    I still see no point in saying "No homo", less I'm missing something, I don't know what goes on in people's mind so I cannot say whether or not it is pure paranoia, homophobic feelings- something. There is no point in saying "No homo", at least, there is no LEGITIMATE reason because honestly, who cares so much about your sexuality that you need to state "What I said does not mean I'm gay."

    Saying "No homo" is just a distraction and is completely random and irrelevant.

  • @thedankenway So then a black person like Oprah or Bryant Gumble who talk proper are "talking white"? There's no such thing as "talking black" let alone, "talking like a black woman". Speech has no color, and if Chris Crocker likes hiphop and wanna slang, talk ebonics, etc. that's his prerogative.

  • @LuvlyLynRose HAH! yes but you see gender does have a specific speech, and if weren't trying so hard to be special and different then he would speak with a lower voice. And clearly you're a big fan of his so I think you will be aware that the last thing that motherfucker is is 'hiphop' or 'slang'. Speech doesn't have a colour, but it is influenced by where you grow up and judging by how he turned out he was middle class, not from the ghetto, he's a first-degree phoney afraid of being normal.

  • @KomicTurtle by the way I mean like him being worried about anyone, anywhere, (god forbid) thinking he's anything other than gay.

  • @thedankenway Fuck you!

  • @LisaSpringfield Oh the burn.

  • @thedankenway i agree your saying, of course there are times you would like to declare you are not gay, like gay would not like to labelled as straight

    but i believe the vid is responding to the ones who actually use the term to offend

  • yeah girls do it too. but they like pretend to come on to you then freak out if you react it's like bitch please dnt assume im into you, yo tities aint nothing special

  • Guys say no homo when they say something that suggests they are homo, makes perfect sense.

  • but u cant say no homo hahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhah­aha if only i could like this myself

  • this is the gayest thing ive ever seen and i want to punch you in the face faggot

  • >< you're like carrie bradshaw

    i like you

  • Muscle much? <3_3

  • No faggots-mo.

  • One video I kinda agree with...

  • No homo

  • Biggest Pornstars in Gay pornography... are all streight.. they do it for the money.. because Gays loves streight guys!!! so fucked up is that...so Basicaly girls hang out with gay guys... because there obsessed with them.. but meanwhile the gay guys dont wanna fuck girls.. and the gay guys get boners.. for the streight guys who would basicaly wanna kick they gay ass lol.. does this make sense to you? because this is the truth!

  • @LieutenantD0gg U ARE 100% RIGHT I AM GAY I SEEN IT ALL THE TIME.I ONLY HAVE STRAIGHT BUDS. I HAVE NOT DONE WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I HAD SOME OF MY STR8 BUDS ASK FOR HEAD LOL.

  • about gay guys hitting on streight guys!!! well they do hit on streight guys.. u might have good looking males in ur community.. but a streight guy still seems to give u a bigger boner then a gay guy would ever give u!!! and thats why streight guys can never be friends with gay guys.. because them gay guys will always just wanna try to convince u , to turn gay!!! SO FUCK THE GAYS!!!

  • @LieutenantD0gg Your in middle school aren't you? Its STRAIGHT not STREIGHT. I swear i laughed every time i read 'streight'. Quick question for you sir, how do you know about gay men's boners unless you've been checking out they're junk? I've had gay friends and none of them have tried to turn me gay LMAO! Of course i wasn't checking they're pants for boners 24/7 so.....

  • You love them Homophobic streight guys dont you Chris? right because without them you would have nothing else to talk about... am I right??? lol Im streight... I been to gay clubs.. I had gay friends.. and whats the conclusion!!!Maybe if you would just accept that your gay.. and like dicks.. instead of making a huge act or frontin with your gayness...u could be better accepted!!!

  • lol this was really funny! :P Chris makes good points :)

  • FUCK YES! I Hate it when straight guys say that....especially when they're okay with girls being bi and gay but guys cant be. Straight guys SUCK.....LGBTQ FTW!

  • Omg this was hilarious!! Thank you!! (Even though I'm a little late on watching) I'm SO sick of hearing guys say that!!

  • Ok kiddies this is the real reason people say "no homo"

    It's because Kanye West says it in the music video

    Run This Town. Thats were people copied it from.

    "It's crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow"

    "To everybody on your dick," "no homo"

    And thats where it comes from.

  • DUDE CHRIS CROCKER: Nextt time a girl talks to you or anyone talks to you like you're straight just say "No straight" or "no heterosexual".

  • I laughed at the drive thru part

  • Gays are... well.... gay. Gays are not cool, little children. Don't be gay.

  • @sticktoonspro1 lol'd

  • @sticktoonspro1 i Laughed at you stupidity is that offensive ?

  • Lol skittles comerselo

  • @sirGeeYO

    ok  .

    sirGeeYO

  • I have nothing against gays, in fact I completely support their decisions. But you all are exaggerating the whole entire thing. "No homo" just so happens to be the latest slang "fad" around, that's all. I'm pretty sure if "No hetero" took it's place, you all would use it just as much as straight people use "No homo". You guys are making it seem as if we're saying it the way the N word is to blacks.

  • shut up and no homo your making no sense officers because your a homo

  • now you look better

  • God I love you Chris

  • CAN US BIS AND GAYS TAKE A BITE OF THAT BURGER (xD loves yah chris)

  • "no douchebag" xD lmfao love ya chris!

  • fucking faghet

  • @kkcleanex

    if its so lightly taken then why is it that I only hear homophobic asswads say no homo? Straight people say it even when there's no gay people around, and it's honestly really annoying. To add on to this not every gay person wants straight guys. Sorry to break it down but most straight guys are dead ass ugly...

  • @STAYPRESSEDBITCH Lol I don't think straight people are looking for your approval on their looks, hence the word STRAIGHT. They'd be more interested in a female's opinion I'd assume.

  • @STAYPRESSEDBITCH And this is why you are the hated orientation of the earth...

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  • @STAYPRESSEDBITCH You are absolutely right! I don't understand why homophobics need to clarify to everyone every minute of the day that they're straight! I heard homophobia is due to refusal of acceptance of your own homosexuality, and I am starting to believe it's true. Phobias are irrational fears. People who hate gays are homophobics. Why the fear? It's not like every gay person's going to come on to you! Come on!

    I would only clarify that I'm not lesbian if a lesbian seduced me.

  • @STAYPRESSEDBITCH and I am thankful to say that that hasn't happened yet in the almost 31 years that I've been alive. I'm just a straight woman that supports gay and lesbian people because the fact I'm straight doesn't take away the other fact that I am different from most-other people, (handicapped) so I don't discriminate anyone for anything, and when I see acts of discrimination, I intervene, because I hate that and someone has to put these ignorant people in their place! xx

  • @STAYPRESSEDBITCH And you're also right in saying most straight guys are ugly. That's why more and more women become attracted to gay men every day, even after getting confirmation that they're gay! Adam Lambert couldn't be gayer, and while I'd never seduce him because I respect gay men, I can't help just being attracted to him because he's damn hot and sexy! Most gay men are, about 90% of them I'd say. I loved your comment and that's why 500 characters weren't enough to tell you. Good job!

  • IVE BEEN WAITING 3 YEARS FOR YOU TO MAKE THIS VIDEO. FOUND IT NOW. THANK YOU . 100% truth. already 47 likes on facebook and myyearbook. in about 21 minutes :D

  • dude I LOVE this...especially when people call other things fags or gay.. :l

  • lol

  • Stop -.-

  • Im naked rigth now, no homo.

  • ohhh Chris, I wish I was on your menu!

  • The reason we say 'no homo' is because we don't want to come off as hitting on the same sex if were straight. But i do use 'no hetero' just to kid around. ( : Its used as a joke.

  • Hahahahah ohmygod I fuckkinggg love

    You(;

  • No douchbag lmfao im gonna start saying that now lol

  • I support gay rights, no homo tho...

  • This is wrong, lol No Homo has nothing to do with a straight guy telling a gay one they arent gay or interested in them, if anything its a joke within straight guys. Like if a guy said, "You have nice hair" to another straight guy he might follow it by stating "no homo" as a joke. lol :p Love you Chris

  • Hate is a strong word but i really really really don't like homophobes

  • @kkcleanex

    uhm no

    for 1, the only people who say no homo are mentally retarded homophobic morons who think every gay guy is up on their dick when in fact, most gay men look better then straight people(that's why girls like gay ppl so much)

    so please come up with something else besides ITS A JOKE LOL cause its obv not

  • @STAYPRESSEDBITCH it's not meant in the way to inform gay people that you're straight and not interested is what i'm saying. like if you see a gay guy, you wouldn't say "no homo" to him. that's not what it's for. you say it when you're kidding around with someone. if a guy said to another guy "i'm sleeping at your house tonight" he would say "no homo". and if you're going to call people who say "no homo" something, don't call the mentally retarded. their "obv" not mentally retarded.

  • Yes homo :p

  • i like him better as woman :} no homo.

  • Yer good with metaphors yo. And I agree. When people say "no homo" say "no straight" .

  • kkcleanex is right. When you say stuff like "I love you, man." to your best friend, it might be taken the wrong way, usually if it's the first time you're saying it to him. Also, the context you are describing it in should be perceived as informal, not arrogant. If I ever said that to a homosexual male around my age, it'd be BECAUSE he was homosexual. A minority. Most people are straight, so they don't have to say anything about their sexuality. But gays are a minority. Some people (cont...)

  • I'm no homo-phoebe, but this guy is gross :l

  • AHAHAHAHAH

  • homo

  • Didn't Kangay West start the "no homo" rhetoric anyway? No surprise there. In any event, hysterical video Chris, keep up the great work.

  • Haha Amazing! :D

  • @RakiRainbow how is this amazing?

  • you are sooooo cool :D <3

  • "no homo in that burger." LOL

  • Just to say ppl say no homo when they say I love u to the same gender and don't wanna look like there coming on to u but it's still offensive to gay ppl.

  • why tf' are you gay, your hot. no.homo.

  • vids gay

  • What's the name of the background music? I hear the tune everywhere. It's more prominent at 1:09.

  • so true. 

  • no homo espanol.

  • Im gonna start saying "No Hetero". Like... I'm going to a basketball game with my friends. No Hetero. Or I'm going to change the oil in my car. No Hetero. Or Hi Jane. You look very pretty today. No Hetero. It's fucking stupid any which way you say it. If your secure with your sexuality you don't have to add that ridiculous affirmation after you say something that might stereotypically be considered "gay". There is nothing wrong or unusual with being gay. SO GET OVER IT.

  • @buxomdesign fuck yeah

  • @buxomdesign LOL. So only straight people go to basketball games? I see what you're saying. So "I'm gonna go shop at H&M, no homo" is just as fine I guess.

  • @buxomdesign quit whining fag ur not gonna change shit.

  • @19htown No shit. Fucktards like you make it impossible.

  • WHENSWEETY.

  • "A lot of us gay people already have a lot of good looking men in our community..." Ain't that the truth!!!

  • Lol funny :) it pisses me off when ppl ssay tht an also thts what she says. i just tell them to shut the fuck up

  • why is he tryna sound black? like no homo wassup with that

  • @BoldtCorderman I know

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  • People say "no homo" when they say something with a homosexual connotation...

  • I like onions (No homo)

  • @mileena2011 Me too (Yes homo)

  • Hey Chris Crocker you look especially ugly in this video......... No homo for but I guess you can have some but not from me I'm not a stupid gay ass father fucking bitch.

  • Why do homophobic people watch his videos? I don't understand!!! :O