THE ROOM-Anyway how´s your sexlife.wmv

[PSspecialist]

Did he say no I can?

[PoweredByFlow]

Johnny: "Anywaay, haow is your sexlife?"

Mark: "Well, i have your girlfriend every day, OOPS PSHHHHH!"

Johnny: "So its good huuh?"

Mark: "Yeah..."

[jasonvoorhees2019]

this is the actual dialogue of tommy conning people out of money for making this movie. we just got a client. i cant tell you. these are subtle masterful hints by the great tommy wee-sow.

[MrVladoko]

oh hi doggie , hows your sex life?

[peptobismol9]

Its live action anime.

[reclaimer17z]

anyway how is your sax life?

[punkkid3022]

The only reason I went out and got this movie is cause it's the fucking funniest lamest movie ever when I'm high

[EmperorZander]

6 people don't have a sexlife.

[TwiIight0ne]

Imagine the Star Wars prequels written by Tommy Wiseau.

Anakin: "I killed all of them, even the children!!! Anyway, how is your sex life, Padame?"

[megadork456]

I can't tell you

Why not?

Because you're a chicken CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP!!

Oh God, I have to run

Allright, it's on me

Thank you, keep the change, bye doggy.

[frauleinschwein]

Despite the bluntness of the how's your sex life line, Mark turning the whole "i can't talk about it" thing back on Johnny is one of the few examples of any half-clever dialogue in The Room

[markecccc889]

Hi I am Mark and I approve of this.

[marcelvisser1337]

@markecccc889 hah hah hah what a story mark

[sajbertoffe]

Actually, that was a pretty good response. Don't ask about what's none of your buisness.

[schnee319]

That's probably the worst segue into a personal question I've ever heard!

[dnmstarsi]

0:18 NC: WHY NOT? WHY YOU BROUGHT IT THE FUCK OUT OF NOWHERE YOU WEIRD ALIEN MAN!

[LoafOfPint]

I love the fact that he did absolutely no research into banking and just made vague references to clients and making money without even attempting any terminology. Anyway, how's your sex life?

[JoyceJennings]

Best part was the last six seconds.

[Zainetor]

how can this guy, work into a bank?

[KylesSocietyofMisfit]

Oh hia Mark, I got the results of the test back, I definitely did not hit my sex life, but anyways how's your tearing me apart, doggie? Cheep Cheep Cheep...

[BryanWithNoB]

"Anyway, how's your sex life?"

"She got the results of the test back. She definitely has an STD"

[kuribayashi84]

This must be the most sudden and random Change of Topic in History!

[narusasu444]

ohai doggy how is your sex life

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

Johnny: Anyways how is your sex life?

Mark: Can't talk about it

Johnny: Why Not?

Mark: I am a little embarrassed to say that I have a little fetish with ponies...

[mrpinkproduction92]

dude i haven't seen this movie yet, but im laughing at everything i see. I MUST SEE THIS!

[kiriekya]

How vague is this shit? "Pretty good. We've got a new client... at the bank. We're making a lot of money." Imagine Robert deNiro uttering those lines.

[Trashcansam123]

My god, this movie is so terrible. The acting is horrible. But at the same time, it's just brilliant.

[cakestalker]

Mark should have responded "It's confidential" too.

[idinaxyuzaebal]

"Anyway,how is your sex life?"

"I should admit, I fucked your girlfriend"

"Go on"

"Danny to"

"Go on"

"We do group sex when you left on kitchen"

"Hahahah, what a story Mark"

[kodatastical]

Wow, he really looks like he wants to know about Mark's sex life. Poor guy.

[kodatastical]

"Anyways how's your sex life?" OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN "... I can't talk about it"

[Yurick26]

Hi doggie, how's your sexlife7

[rawmark]

Is this a bad web series or am I having a nightmare?

[HuntrBlackLuna]

@rawmark No. It's a bad independent movie. (The guy who asks about the sex life wrote, produced, starred in, and directed this.)

[rawmark]

@HuntrBlackLuna OMG, I don't even know how it got made. It's funny but i was just watching a clip of Chris Hemsworth in Home and Away. This is the same actor who scored the lead role in the movie Thor. Yup. He was so bad in some of the earlier episodes of H&A. Same thing with Linda Carter in Wonder Woman. Watch the first season and she was downright awful. She improved after season 1. I don't know if there's any hope for this guy. Aye yi yi.

[TheGamekid96]

@rawmark its a real shitty movie anyway how's your sex life/?

[rawmark]

@TheGamekid96 LOL.

[dexito]

tom: I got a big secret to tell you!

Mark: Oh, what is it?

Tom: I cant tell you, it's confidential...so how's your sex life

Mark: I don't wanna talk about it

Tom: Why not....i gotta go.

LoL, no line in this movie makes any sense. No topic is explained or even talked about.

[soyellowsoviolent]

johnny: why not?

mark: it's confidential.

[hodenotto]

the bad-ass-ghetto handshake at end really was it for me. lol

[nbkcaniz]

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[Klaudiosable]

The "Take your time" line seals it

XD Johnny is speaking threw her

[SuperDuperLightHog]

I keep expecting the nostalgia critic to spit water at the camera.

[ballebanan]

YOU'RE TEARING MY SEX LIFE APART LISA, anyhow how is your breast cancer?

[LauraIsPink]

@ballebanan IT'S TEARING HER APART!!!

[coketom]

this is just funny xxx

[Danachii]

The actor who plays Mark is REALLY hot. That's the only thing I liked about this movie. Everything else was ridiculously bad.

[KhReKK09]

Enywei haw is your secs laife?

[poet279]

Tommy's acting is so awful. He doesn't even act like a human being.

[HKLesterol]

@poet279 he doesnt act like a human bean

[Ninety9Soulz]

"I can't tell you, it's confidential"

"Ah c'mon, why not?"

He just told you why dip shit.

I mean seriously, did a cracked out bipolar 6 year old write this script?

[ZombieNGhost]

haha just saw scenes of this movie, this movie is strange, did tommy did this on purpose?

[SaraCBuu]

@ZombieNGhost he claims hi did.. but that was after the reviews came out LOL

[djmuaddib]

"We got a new client at the bank. We make a lot of money." I bet they did research about working at banks in order to get the lingo.

[Ticklerp88]

Anyway, WHERE THE HECK ARE YOUR EMOTIONS?!? ()_()

[Janitor95]

We got a new client at da bank. Wed mak alot of money.

[iLoveJackingOn]

4 people have no sex life

[miymoto128]

@iLoveJackingOn its 5 now (not by me)



[vaiosony2]

@ZACKnirvana

cool guys

[smelloftheice]

The guy and the black-haired chick are like: "What the hell is going on here?"

[JokersRWildStudios]

The thing is had this scene were acted with Pacino and De Niro they at least would be able to make something positive out of nothing. They're would be some tension at least.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

I have breast cancer. Anyway, how's your sex life?

[highwaydwell]

I'm sorry sir, it appears you've been proven HIV positive. Anyway how's your sex life?

[Hempelsparadox]

He's only just sat down and he has to go. Why the fuck did he go in there to begin with?

[Schizima]

@Hempelsparadox They couldn't afford to rent the place out for very long.

[AlanMcKennaVideos]

"I can not" is my favourite bit

[GatesOfGehenna76]

One hell of a transition

[mayhemnecrobutcher]

To anyone writing nonsensical comments, thinking that theres somehow somekind of insider to which they're a part of, just shut the fuck up. There is no insider you delusional fuckheads. And if there is one it's completely insignificant and exists only for the purpose of being an insider which is hilariously pathetic. And stop talking about pressing numbers without explaining yourselves. You are morons by definition.

[pyroman645]

like a fucking puppet

[TheKarinHunt]

How is there 4 dislikes on this..... this is the best movie scene of all time!!

[iLoveJackingOn]

"Anyway, how is your sex life?"

"Pretty good actually, I'm sticking it to your fiane."

"Hahaha, what a story mark!"

[howiescream]

@iLoveJackingOn FUTURE WIFE.

[IamJacksColon4]

@iLoveJackingOn

you mean future wife

[Gallers]

I ask my girlfriend the very same question.

[tricksterhuaun]

Oh hai social skills

[CalVersion1]

"Well, if you have to know, Johnny, I had three women in the last week alone."

"You are tearing that pussy apart, Mark!"

[Chiszle]

The last part of the scene was well done.

[TheSjpatrik]

using Erik satie in this movie omg.

[ya1983]

Look how they say goodbye...are they on a playground? YSF

[Iamtheanimeluver]

''no i can't''

"anyway, how's your sexlife?"

random, much?

[Milkmanfire]

It's like Dave chappalle said about Politics

[DesZac]

Notice he doesn't touch the drink that his friend bought for him...

[DesecratedReaper]

anyone find it weird that all his friends are kinda ....gay looking?

[2wingo]

"How was work today?"

"Oh pretty good. I fought the Rhino today and sucked him dry, and tomorrow I'm finally gonna kill Spider-Man."

If anybody gets this joke, I'll eat my good leather belt.

[R0cketmanBeats]

@2wingo I see what you did there.....

[Elektrototem]

WHAT A SHTORY MARK! XD

[Alan95Haitch]

I could probably make a bigger budget film with the money in my piggy bank...

[2wingo]

@Alan95Haitch The budget for this movie was 6 million dollars. Wiseau just spent most of it getting the rights to use the real lyrics for "Happy Birthday." I wish i was kidding, but that is 100% true.

[Rockmaster2112]

My god...

"How's your work?"

"Dude I can't tell you it's confidential. Anyways how's your sex life?"

"The fuck? I'm not telling you!"

"Why not?"

...

[RandomLords]

Johnny: Anywayhowsyersexlife?

Mark: Cant talk about it.

Johnny: Why not?

Random Waitress: Take your time.

[Kuupoju]

He's so fucking suave!

[EmperorZander]

Johnny: "Anyway how's your sexlife?"

Mark: "Active. Very active. I'm porkin' your fiance."

Johnny: "Hahaha! What a story, Mark!"

Mark: "Yeah you can say that again."

[bobbygnosis]

You know he's Merican because of his very deft high-five-bro-shake.

And that he plays football.

A lot.

[UnluckyAmulet]

I'm convinced the waitress ad-libbed her line.

[kilkolio]

0:25 awkward high five hand is just hovering there for a sec it looks like he's awkwardly catching a cab

[TheSpacMen]

Theyre asking her about her sexlife...

And then theyre gunna ask me....

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[spo0o0ky]

I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit I did not hit her! I did NAHHHT.

...Oh hi, Michelle. Anyway, how's your sex life?

*SLAP*

[kilkolio]

i dont know why this is a dumb scene u see dumb scenes like this in stuff like sex and the city and i think seinfeld

[IdentNone]

@kilkolio

'I don't know why this is a dumb scene'

'u see dumb scenes like this...'

Ok, so you agree that this is a dumb scene but don't understand why...?

[kilkolio]

@IdentNone

im saying most dumb shows have these scenes

[IdentNone]

@kilkolio So anyway, how's your sex life?

[cheeseofglass]

i'm surprised that they got owen wilson for this film

[AetheraSora]

Does anyone notice that when tommy says "why not?" that is the MOST normal he has ever sounded.

[OohCullen]

any weh howz yore seks lyfe?

[Brittonbubba137]

"Anyway, how is your sex life?"

*Spits out water*

[jason3m1]

Theyre eating her and now theyre gonna eat me oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooood!!!

[theguywithoutafoot]

'Ahh the soothing natural rhythm of a conversation with Jonny'

[DesmondHsu]

Anyway, how's your sex life?

[LCTesla]

does he ask him about his sex life when he thinks he doesn't have a GF..?

/puke

[zukodude487987]

His asking him about his sex life, and then his going to ask me about my sex life.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

[dtanobo]

He actually sounds disappoint when he says "Why not"

[cmkofan]

"oh god, got to run" after they got the bill?? lol.

[mrfalafl]

I know who killed JFK. But anyhoo how's your sex life?

[floooble3]

TAKE UR TIME

[OmegaPhlare]

Ugh, they switched shots as the guy in blue shirt walked by?

[TheVeryDarkLady]

The alternative version didn't work as well.

Johnny: Anyway, how's your sex life?

Mark: Pretty good. Lisa keeps inviting me to bang her in your home.

Johnny: What a story, Mark!

[sonofdark18]

@TheVeryDarkLady you're tearing me apart mark!!

[Tenmi11ion]

Good just ask your wife!

[mistabook]

0:21 - oh, look at my wrist.

[RavensCore20]

@mistabook Would that be a Dr. Horrible reference? if so..... well played.

[DrunkenCoward1]

And everyone died, anyway, how is your sexlife?

[eddievdg1]

you forgot your coffee.

[ComradeGraty]

way to deflect the question johnny

[Secundas]

@ComradeGraty Denny should have used that deflection on Chris R. He probably would have forgotten all about his fucking money for at least 5 fucking minutes

[datDooM]

@Secundas 5 FUCKING MINUTES!!!

[packerfan748]

what is this? seriously

[kfsfkakf]

0:15 Spits out the water I was drinking

[ekmad]

I love how nonchalantly he bring sit up

[jamiel33t]

Luke, I am your father, anyway how is your sex life?

[nath909]

The fate of the world is in my hands, but never mind that , how is your sex life?

[wabdih]

Tom got him there lol

[qprpope]

"no description available" - it's confidential

[ArsArma]

@qprpope dammit ninjaed :P

[mayhemnecrobutcher]

@qprpope what are you talking about?

[jellywillreturn]

@dddimmitri

You fail.

[purplefishman]

"Anyway, how's your sex life ?"

"Well, I'm boning your girlfriend."

"..."

"Like, every time you turn your back."

"..."

"Aren't you glad you asked ?"

"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, MARK !!!"

[salshasam]

@purplefishman Hahaha, what a story mark!

[jhibbitt1]

@purplefishman actually i think his response would be "ha ha, what a story mark"

[grungzer]

Tommy seems really saddened by the fact that Mark won't tell him about his sex life

[supermanXL]

Mark is a terrible actor

[bekahgirl101]

i hope mark realizes that hes tearing him apart by not telling him about his sexlife over coffie :)

[MrPaulBriffett]

"Anyway, how's your sex life?"

"Can't talk about it"

"Why not?"

Waitress: "Take your time" lol

[poorcolossus]

@dddimmitri Get some real friends.

[dog2547]

Oh hai.mv

[glaked32]

Oh hai mark

how's your sex life

[pgf95]

oh what a sex life like mark...

[bakugancollecterZ]

Even if he asked about his sex life, awkward level are medium, but what really disturbs me is the "why not" at the fucking end....

[FooFilmOfficial]

"Can't talk about it?"

"Why not?"

"Why can't you talk about your client?"

[TCfoxs]

No I can't...

*puts on sunglasses*

...so anyway, how's your sexlife?

[jagdbird]

Wtf is this Eric Satie?

[DiGiTiLsOuLhOpLiTe]

Lol I love when Tommy says "Why not" he thinks somethings wrong when he was making a joke LOL

[darthspeaks]

This is the first thing I say to my grandmother when I visit her - wow - coincidence!

[skintrade]

what the hell is that accent?

[pirate360]

What client!?

[DiGiTiLsOuLhOpLiTe]

"Yeah I gotta go...no I gotta act in another million dollar horrible film"

[theshiz6]

This is simply the best movie ever made.

[TsukuyomiAkatsuki]

Why naaaaaaht??

[maripocita37]

"I cannot tell you. It's confidential."

"Ah, come on. Why not?"

"No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?"

AHAHAHHAHA

[DorkGirl14]

No I can't! Anyway, how's -awkward pause - your sex life?

[Colonel10110]

press 6 for handjob

[AntekSW]

I can't stop laughing xD

[sub2me4areview]

Golden Gate Park, Six Thirty.