I need scissors! 61!

[j5o14jq222]

hahaha yeaa the turn the system off part, youv played enough tripped me out, i was smoked out an thought wtf is this ! hideo & his team = genius 

[TheJMBCHIEF]

Does this count as an Internet meme

[kizzer134]

i need scissors 69...........wait what

[HowlingAbyssGames]

@kizzer134 I've always remembered it by that...

[FlamingController7]

i remember this part, and it still scares the hell outta me and im almost 15!

[Squall6127]

@FlamingController7 lol me too, but the most was actually in the begining when he said "your playing too much" and "turn of the system now, this is just a game" one of the reasons that i thought it was going to piss me off instead of scaring me was when i heard the part about turning off the system, i thought it was gonna erase my game. i wouldve been like- "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[ShinraIsNotCrazy]

I need 61! Scissors!

[thegamehog100]

I don't see why people think this is scary.

[marthbros]

@danteDmCry I don't have a gameboy. I have never wanted to play snakes revenge because it has nothing to do with the series. In fact I dindn't no the series was that old until a few months ago. When I got the hd collection for the 360, It had metal gear solid 3 subsistance wich had the msx versions of the first two metal gear games. I've played every game except ghost bable mg acid 1 and snakes revenge. Which ones are you looking foarord to playing?

[naruto567sasuke]

what is that sheeeesh put a bag over that O.O

[EmmaLiveUpdate]

*naked

*pliskin

Stupid spell check!

[EmmaLiveUpdate]

Raiden: colenel I'm kind of baked right now, go ask plus kin Jeesh!

[tintor2]

Raiden: ............okay

[rickengothic]

Shit colonel i have only 1 scissor how im suppsoed to get all 60 em??? Call David Hayter instead err i mean snake.

[Aetheilas]

Colonel Campbell = Ghost Rider

[XxOrochimaruX]

I remember when I played this...all those random calls plus the eerie music of Arsenal Gear makes me so scared

[marthbros]

@HeartBreakStudios I no what metal gear is. In fact I've played all the games except snakes revenge for the nes. But is that actually a guy. And were you really up that late?

[DanteDMCry]

@marthbros lol who even plays snakes revenge, but out of curiosity ddid you clear both ac!d games? What about Ghost Bable

[Thesharples88]

I only have 60 scissors.

[B00pLoop]

He kinda looks like Voldemort...

0.o

[marthbros]

And who is that guy?

[HeartBreakStudios]

@marthbros its from the ending part from MGS 2, The AI got beserk, and everytime he calls Raiden, having those kind of lines, and he looks like that

[dutymaster1]

2 people dont know the logic between 61 scissors and the colonel

[MCENTRAL8G]

@dutymaster1 And what's the logic between 61 scissors and the colonel?

[kanyehater100]

If you're having Ocelot problems, I feel bad for you son; I got 99 problems, I need scissors 61.

[RyuuDZ]

2 people refuses to give him 61 scissors

[Amzingnessable]

That was epic about the famous purple stuffed worm

[HardcoreGamer64]

Damn, what's he going to do with 61 pairs of scissors?

[5282890]

I require a sharp tool for cutting thin string and cellulose based textiles into smaller objects! Dual numerals consisting of the number Six and One! *snob collonel*

[ScramblesAndSanchez]

You need a more opaque face

[AlmoSSBB]

lol when he was like turn the console off i was like screw that, skipped the convo.

[computergenie1]

that face it looks like psycho mantis his face in metal gear solid twin snakes for the gamecube

[dakohrs21]

when i first played this game, and that face came on. i almost shat myself. after, i immediately turned the ps2 off, and left the room. i never played that game again.

[TheBrittart]

oh my God XD When I played this for the first time I was scared shitless when he said "turn the council off" I was like NO!!! XD then when that big creepy face came up I started crying lol XD no kidding. Fricken scary.

[NEMESIS1191]

Raiden:what's my next objective?

Colonel: I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

*Raiden brings the colonel 61 scissors*

[ThriceDice]

FISSION MAILED

[folstarg]

what could means that? I need scissors 61!

[inmonkeyness]

I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

*starts to snow*

[Mr1spooky4]

GOD DAMN PATRIOTS ARSENAL GEAR CPU WAS MANIPULATING RAIDEN THE WHOLE TIME DAMN IT LOL

[The10videomaster]

the most scary thing of mgs1 and mgs2 tanker is the game over. on plant or over series i dont mind

[yamomotoable]

dude, i remember when i first got the ps2 and mgs2 for Christmas. my parents were a little low on money that year so they didnt buy a memory card so me and my brother played the game non stop so we could see what the ending was like... scary thing was it started to tell us to stop playing the game since we have been playing it too much.... scariest moment in my entire gaming life D:

[MrRafaelBCK]

I think he needs scissors.

[wolf92193]

I need clippers. 16!

[Bradsheaks]

Purple stuffed worm in flap-jawed space does a raw blink on hari kiri rock!

[DemonicIntolerance]

@Bradsheaks don't forget the tuning fork!

[dogbone222]

I need an adult

[MasterTalon]

@dogbone222 I am an adult.

[over9000ftwbaby]

@MasterTalon Pecking Order!

[Falsechicken]

@MasterTalon ANOTHER ADULT!

[ninjafreak209]

@Falsechicken way to kill it

[R4KID]

@MasterTalon Bitch you just jealous of my super saiyan swagger.

[fortells]

@R4KID You totally stole that from the Liquid Ocelot v.s. Solid Snake final battle MGS4 vid. You fucking asshole.

[R4KID]

@fortells You dumb retarded idiot, it's from TFS Abridged: Episode 27 Vegeta the prince of all sayians says it idiot.

[fortells]

@R4KID 1. Sorry I don't know every fucking quote from a series I have hardly watched. 2. It's the exact same comment as a video linked to this one. Even though it's a quote from DB, it's not a fucking coincidence.

[FlatSkip]

@dogbone222 I love the way you have got 61 thumbs up

[dogbone222]

@FlatSkip lol i didn't even notice

[246buthead]

So it was like 1am I had a few drinks and I'd been playing this game for 8 hours straight. I was seriously freaking out. :O

[eliteshyguy88]

@IAmSpyroGHD ...WHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT­TTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!!?XD XD XD

[L4L1LuL3L0]

Im convinced that if Kojima does a horror game it would be the scary shit ever. Cmon Kojima, do something else.

[NightWanderer31415]

@L4L1LuL3L0 The people at Konami won´t let him. They continue to push him to do MGS sequels, to the point that the man is getting tired of making videogames altogether. Look what happened with MG Rising

[searchin4hentai]

The colonel looks like Lord V. from Harry Potter...

[J0nnyallen3]

lol i remember when i was a kid this scared the shit outta me. and for some reason when you did tht mgs1 easter egg when mei ling sticks her tongue out at you idk why but tht scared me too.

[Leonidas2702]

@J0nnyallen3 yer me to man I'd always run away when I saw this while I was playing

[ItsOver9000and10]

Go on Ben!

[MobiusOne86]

I need a 69....



[MultiMinigun]

I NEED BANANAS! 69!

[Harkz0r]

This is scary as shit on fullscreen.

[GeneralMcNuggs]

Shit like this is why Kojima is a genius....Mad GENIUS!

[F3arWolf]

I almost shit my pants thru that entire part!

[DarthKenno]

Looks like he dulled out the other scissors chopping up his face .

[397pollo]

thats a lot of scissors

[99Lezard99]

this part of mgs2 was so cool. there i thought "yes this was made by kojima"

[evanmargenthaler]

All Comments! 61!

[O2Eater]

This video needs volume! 61!

[BossPanzer]

This is not funny... this is just fucking disturbing and scary !!

[Vassman17]

its mical jackson

[kletuskasady1]

lol i always got the chill bumps an i still do now on this jus hearin it cant explain it but deff one of the greatest game series of all time an ever will be

[FishSlapp3r]

This game really messed with my mind. After playing like 5 hours straight listening to the crazy conspiracy and thinking how much might be relevant to our real life society, this just freaked me out. Since then I've come to learn that the world is very much like this but in a different way. Now this video just makes me laugh because the real world is so much freakier.

[TTULangGenius]

Years ago, after playing this part, I had just learned some new vocabulary and I said "Necesito tijeras, sesenta y uno!" ("I need scissors, 61!" in Spanish) in Spanish class with my friend who had sat in with me while playing the game. We LOLed so hard after that. My professor and everyone else in the room looked at us like we were on crack! LOL

[Dragonitlas]

GET THE PIXEL GENERAL SOME SCISSORS!!!!

[BigChetto]

What's the 61 for?

[supereldinho]

@BigChetto Scissors...but hey, he's crazy when he tells you that, so there's no need for an explanation, OK?

[MAnGO3111]

HE WİLL CUT İS OWN DİCK !!!!

[InLoveMovements]

LOL so random, The first time I played this game, the colonel's skeleton face scared me >.>

[nextbigthingMVP01]

Creepiest thing in a game by a long shot, why does it actually go like that? Was it the virus making his image all distorted?

[polskie90]

@nextbigthingMVP01 yeah... that actually wasn't the colonel you were talking to. you were talking to a computer the whole time. the patriots computer. the patriots aren't actually human it is a computer created by the darpa chief and major zero. the virus was active and messed up the computer.

[PsychoBurgundy6]

Why does the Colonel need 61 pairs of scissors? Actually, on second thought, I don't think I wanna know.

[brutallillfjomp]

holy fuck thats scary

[MarioGirl03]

Just give him the damn scissors so he'll stop closing in on us!!!!

[devlin0497]

paul eiding needs to say this live

[nickzambuto]

fission mailed

[needforspeedboy]

I remember when I was like 9 and I played this, and the "Turn the game console off right now" bit came on. ...I actually DID turn off my PS2. Then came back to see that face. That game was so fucking scary...

[InuKiba1]

@needforspeedboy I was 16 when that scene made me shit my pants

[HeartlessSeph]

@needforspeedboy Same thing here. I shut it off and ran to my grandmother crying.

[yarow122]

@needforspeedboy I was* about* to turn my PS2 off. lol

So if you actually do turn off the console, the Colonel's face looks like that? Anything else happens?

[drkcrstl]

@needforspeedboy yes yes i totaly relate, i was young when i played mgs2 and this final part of the game scrared me alot

[pollo20x6]

that is the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my entire life... o.o

[risetoday101]

@pollo20x6 yeah when i close my eye i see his skull

[AllAksion]

Shi... Im 28 and played this game a decade ago and this video freaks me out. That colonel looks more like a skull or grim reaper comin to steal my soul...

[PivotXX]

I played mgs2 when I was 8 - 9 years old. I was shittin' myself when I saw this

my face -----> :'O !!!

[BatangBato55]

oh my god................

[guitarmaster509]

Thumbs up if you had this in full screen and you moved your head back!

[DarknessXER]

So you need exactly 61 scissors, what would you use the scissors for?

[machinimafan77]

That face creeps me out, especially when it's close up and you look into the dark eye sockets right before the video ends.

[petergriffin001]

@BboyVirgin Haha I listened to it too. I thought the game was gonna crash my system or something.

[DXSnakeEater]

I can't believe that face used to give me nightmares! Now that I look at it I laugh hard.

[supereldinho]

Very VERY disturbing...I'm sure I will have nightmares about 61 scissors tonight....

[GamerChicXP]

OH MY FUDGING GOD!!! I DID WHAT Frday101 DID AND DATS CREEPY AS HECK!!! O.<

[MasterTalon]

@GamerChicXP The whole scene in MGS2 was kind of creepy with the Colonel freaking out.

[GamerChicXP]

@MasterTalon Yep!!! xD

[guiltyguildleader]

@MasterTalon

well its not really the colonel, but that doesnt make it less scarier

[MasterTalon]

@guiltyguildleader It's an AI in the image of the Colonel, they call him colonel, hence, he is the Colonel, but he is not Colonel Campbell. Difference.

[guiltyguildleader]

@MasterTalon

thank you for go into details, without spoiler alert, the same thing i already said, captain obvious

[MasterTalon]

@guiltyguildleader Spoiler alert? Oi, considering how old this game is, spoiler alerts are not needed! And Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father! XD

[andree1991]

@MasterTalon Bullshit,there is no way Darth vader is luke's father, do your resaearch before you bitch about that noob (please hate me ) (kidding)

[vincent834]

@MasterTalon WHAT? HE IS? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *sarcasm*

[MasterTalon]

@vincent834 Totally. :p

[GamerChicXP]

I'd like to see a sparta remix of that!!! Even Raiden would be scared!!! xD

[Djstudiosgold]

Ok I'll get your scissors.

Just gotta try and get to the supply room without drowning.

[Thesharples88]

You heard the man, give the man some scissors!

[abbadeen]

i think he might need some scissors :/

[Mastaord247]

you know colonels are evil when they say they need 61 pairs of scissors

[jonpaze]

oh shit, he's closing in!!

now the only way to survive this hell is to avoid drowning!!

[TheEndlessWarlock]

@jonpaze

So THAT'S what happened to Ben!

[Frday101]

Dark room. Loud speakers. Full screen. Make sure friends don't know what's up before you play.

Enjoy the shouts.

[DavidPennable]

hmmmmm, looks like G-earge W- system

[CarlsonsRaiders]

He's smiling lol.

[MasterTalon]

@CarlsonsRaiders Wouldn't you smile if you has a grinning skull for a face?

[c4167]

@MasterTalon i would

[MasterTalon]

Go for it.

[Leandro5000100]

You don't mind if I used this for a Sparta remix?

[AnimeRelated420]

@Leandro5000100 don't be a fucking retard.

[muxmedia7]

lol