Billingham Tourism Advert

[raksh9]

"You'd be forgiven for thinking you're in Times Square..." LOL!

[Bladez2k10]

I live in bilingham and it's awsome lol tourists will definately want to come here we should build a hotel in quenby because it's a nice place

[ThatsAudio]

OMG I LOVE BILLIGHMA

[CharlieSqd]

LMFAO love the sarcasm

[TheBoro4eva]

billingham is awesome

[emzorulesxxx]

This is my teacher's brother :) Never noticed the similarities! :D

[moonhitler]

I never knew how lucky I was to live in Billingham until I saw this.

[hazburgum]

omfg!! this is my teachers brother XD!!!!

[Ow3n86]

LOL! Nice presentaion, and it's all very true sadly. Mind you, the forum is reopning soon, so that probably will be the only thing worth going to there.

[mossycowtube]

WoW! I;ve never seen such skill and talent, not since the Vitalite advert.

Nice Matt, nice

[liammckeogh]

Great video, lol

[billonthepill]

yep class ;

[billonthepill]

your class ;

[booglebiffy]

This guy is an administrator at Middlesbrough College isn't he?

[Mattyfodor]

@booglebiffy He is indeed!

Infact at the time of making this video I (the cameraman / editor / director) was working as an administrator in Bede College!

Clearly something about administration makes people want to make rediculous videos and put them on the internet...

[leothelion19]

lol

[theculturalthing]

This is a very funny video. The guy presenting it has a natural timing talent. What has he gone on to do since?

[Mattyfodor]

@theculturalthing Well, since this he has continued his job in Debanams, until recently when he has secured a job as an administrator.

We keep trying to make more videos but dont get round to it, fingers crossed that soon there will be a new one up!

[09benjani]

who is tomtom118 ??????

[DJayJJ]

Good Video!! excuse me wolvixton court people are class not homo's!

[fandingo69]

the gadge is proper homo probably from wolviston court

[Mattyfodor]

@fandingo69 While I fully agree that the actor in the video is indeed a"proper homo", I can assure you both he and I (the director of this videa) are from the deepest depths of Billingham.

Thanks for watching!

[ellenthefox]

@Mattyfodor lol all of us billinghamers are "propa homo's). Lmao! anyways i still love it <3 !!! Erm actor man is it true you're sis is a teacher ???? We watched it at school with her and she was like " yep that's my geeky brother" hehehehe and then we did take some videos a bit like yours! "NATURE" It's true we are sooooo much better than "london" which is like so stuck in the 90's! (i am the thesophster1231 not ellenthefox who is my lovely cousin who is also from teesside <3) xxxxxx

[antonyhamill]

I grew up in Billingham and mistakenly thought I was the funniest bloke to crawl out of there. Thanks for proving me wrong. awesome vid.

[TheTomtom118]

Watched this at class today everyone laughed there heads off

[Mattyfodor]

@TheTomtom118 Haha brilliiant! what school do you go to like?

[MizzLexiBabez]

Ha Ha Billinghams Mintt ! X

[MiaSaysTheGame]

Oh the telstar, win. Billingham is awesome as a flying chipmunk

[LucindaILUVHTF]

billingham is the best!!

[owlshower]

Lmao awesome! Dont forget we have a giant tesco too lol. Ahh this is hilarious <3

[MrCravat]

Haverton Hill would be  a downgrade to this wall to wall Chavish Paradise or even South Bank arghhhhhhhhhhhhh

[MrCravat]

Just a pity Matty missed the Astronaut ,Billingham Armsand &Telstar.....three ale houses that beggar belief..

Try one on Haverton Hill Matty it makes Billingham look respectable

[09benjani]

mint ad

[thesophster1231]

is it true sum sadistic women was complaining about it on the radio n saying billinghams not like that. actually in a way she's right, its much worse!!!!!!!! lols no its class. Luv the vid reflects billingham well!

[Mattyfodor]

Yes its true, Im gonna upload it on youtube soon!

[thesophster1231]

great cant wait to hear it ; )

[Barrie88]

oh dear Dicko, i love it!

[Charlee104]

A fine young man and a idillic portait of billingham

[duffieldb06m]

lmao!, thats billingham for you,

that was class mate!

[GiraffeMurals]

FREAKING AWESOME, my friend from there showed me this.. I WANT TO GO :P

[alexthekid00]

wicked video, funny s**t.

you should look up waverly films

peace

[Mattyfodor]

haha cheers dude!

Are you part of waverly films? their sherlock holmes video is sooo funny its unreal!

[alexthekid00]

haha no i'm not part of waverly, just a regular kid from the bog that is billog lol

one of the lads that i work with told me about your billingham tourism advert, so i looked it up and also found your other videos "the jmp wonderpen" and "get a claim in" quality stuff dude!!!

keep up the good work maybe this year you could give waverly a run for their money in this years sketchies contest.

did you watch puppet rapist, or wanna buy a ghost?

[Mattyfodor]

i watched wanna buy a ghost after i posted that comment, it was so good lol!

Puppet rapist sounds very interesting though, might have a look for that one!

by the way, sketchies contest? is there a link or something where i could get a little more info on that?

Matt x

[bennith]

I've never been to Billingham, but this his hilarious and makes me want to go :D

[thesophster1231]

u gotta go i av lived ere since i was born n i loveeeee it. Its got everything, nature, quality shops, nice ppl the full works.

[P1mpMyBr1de]

The foundations of Billingham were set in a stagnant swamp many centuries ago and very little has changed, it stank then and it fucking stinks of scutters now!

[Mattyfodor]

Nice simpsons reference there!

[P1mpMyBr1de]

That's right! Actually Billingham should be twinned with Springfield, with the ICI and the nuclear plant, Moe's tavern and the Astronaut and all.

[dbell91]

WOOOOOOO BILOG :P

[MyraGulch]

Lol :) you forgot one of its best qualities.. the smell ;) its not called Billingham Bottoms for nothing! ;p

[5by5mf]

get off the golf course you cunt!!!

[Mattyfodor]

which golf course would this be?

[5by5mf]

yeah, i was drunk when i posted that, and thought at 0.24 i saw a tee marker. my bad :( can`t believe you didn`t show the Astronaut though....

[Mattyfodor]

haha ive been there!

OMG! The astronaught....i think we need to make a part two coz we missed out the forum too!

[5by5mf]

well wasn`t the forum covered by the ice lol oh btw loved your get a cliam in vid, so true to life!!!

[Camdog2005]

haha, that is mint stuff!!! Quality!

[Ruruf]

Forgot to say, love the violent, howling Northerly wind. Always there in Billingham. I used to get thru' a can of Elnett a day.

[Mattyfodor]

Lol! the ice! forgot about that one, might have to make a part 2....

and as far as the wind goes, that was the vest we could get it after 5 takes lol :s industrial poluted wind was just not giving up lol!

[Ruruf]

Oh love it, I spent my youth socialising in Billingham. Looks like the Towny hasn't changed in 30 years but sorry to see you've missed out the ancient Billy mating ground for 16 yr olds (maybe 12 yr olds now) "the Ice".

[BREAKBEATKAOS93]

lmfao what an awesome vid, ive lived there all my life, it is pretty shockingly horrific

[jb1986ab]

lol mint video paul me mam thinks your voice sounds diffrent thinks its just brock lad lol :)

[lukeiveson]

am from billingham and i think its a ship hole

[kierons16]

lol

[Mistamcghee]

How cool was that. All the other comments seem to agree and most of us seem to be from there. Thereby proving our biggest asset as billogs is old fashioned GSOH.

This is as funny as Stoneybridge tourist video. Nice work.

[123we16]

lol..

i live in blllingham n its funny seeing it being m8d 2 look kwl..

[geofraco]

Haha my surname is billingham! I didn't know there was a town called it

[cheeky2k7]

lol who wud wanna come n visit our town lol ahahaha xx

[itsstainy]

nice vid im from billingham and it makes me fell proud to be livin in this crap hole

[lbell05w]

silly prices, and woo LMAO

[JAMESisLOST]

all thats missing...is YOU!

lol

[Lecky95]

billy is the place to be hahaha

[judgejudyslover]

I can't belive people believe he made it look good....obviously it wasn't supposed to and was taking the piss...which is good. You need humour when you live in a shithole.

[Taraa3]

Totally agree!

[Nathanthehitmanyoung]

lmaooo billingham is the place to be

[xxberryangelxx]

u made some parts of billingham look kwl

[jessicadarlingx]

lmfao, wool...

this is absolutely class i'm proud to live here now ;)

[seanbarnes50]

lmfao you make this dump look promising

[kgdkfjb]

hahahahaha

[diisawesome]

that is possibly one of the funniest things I've seen in a while

[Taraa3]

Oh gosh :']

You made it look pretty decent here, actually!

I loved the nature :'D

[qprdude96]

haha thts so mint i luv bilog :')

[77biatch]

hahahaha NATURE..... lmao nice one

[dannymarram]

LMFAO

[SamuelDJordison]

Very good.

[leeandnic131]

You forgot it's got history too. "Old Billingham"

[Mattyfodor]

oh yeah....damn it lol!

[phantomquake]

Bloody Hilarious Nice one Dicko! (Tis Craig By The Way)

[thesexhead]

nice job :D

[katiebooth1983]

Freaking awesome!!!

[wickedwhiteace]

classic lol

[N22CKC]

Epic!!