Whose Line: Car SalesMan Hoedown

[riskova7]

I met a car salesman one day, I forget the time

He was the worst and the best saleman at same time

He didnt make me buy a car, thats a real darn shame

But instead I ended up buying, a used airplane

[Stormcat1]

I got my first car from the dealer in town

He insisted he had the best cars around

he tried to sell me lemons, but I had another plan

I just ordered a car that was made in japan

[Pinee4]

wayne always wins xD

[chillpill93]

i went to a dealership, just the other day

they tried to sell me a ford but i said no way

i want a holden, yes i do indeed

i want a car that actually has some speed

[Yellow4494]

By "my wife's hood" does he mean ......... ?

[WhatAndEver]

Three people didn't get their free Porsches courtesy of Warner Brothers.

[brittboo858]

@jamesspencerjackson I'd move to the states if they got in! The United States would be amazing!! I could see Denny as first lady or Laura Hall

[youngtreythetruth]

I love Chip's verse.

[DukeofTaiwan]

I want Colin as my bus driver.

[rrrsegmentat7]

I was looking for a car at the dealership

The salesman came on up to me and said hey heres a tip

Let me show you this car, that you can have for free

I said no that prius piece of crap ain't the car for me

[Lamefoureyes]

@jamesspencerjackson the resulting nuclear apocalypse would be horrible, but HILLARIOUS.

[Mradamwatkins]

I really hate them , those car salesmen guys

When you want a straight answer, all they tell are lies

The car I had my eye on was a little Ford

The price he toldme was fake so I shouted "oh my lord!"

[gaamaru95]

Man I hate car dealers, they always bother you.

Please leave me alone, I don't want no help from you.

I finally bought car, drove away, called him a snot.

Only to find out, I had bought an Autobot.

[bailey2007player]

@jamesspencerjackson and first lady Kathy Greenwood!

[spartan4451]

@jamesspencerjackson I'd be cool with that if Drew Carey was a Democrat. Which he's not. So that's sad.

[Dustin2010james]

@jamesspencerjackson Fuck that, Ryan stiles for president.

[miked0424]

@Dustin2010james Amen to that

[GarshardJeVard]

Way to kick the black man out the bus! lol

[TheKorrea1000]

Did Chip Like Dye His Hair Or Something? Cause He Looks & Sounds Different In Drew Carey's Improv :)

[bobomb2222]

Car salesmen are greedy, greedy as can be

They care about money for them and their company

I think their horrible, but I won't make a fuss

At least they sing better than Miley Cyrus

[afterlifejourney]

what's ryan's line plz I can't hear the last 2 lines

[bxguan]

@afterlifejourney oh those porsches, more expensive than the others, unless you're Drew Carey you can get it free from Warner Brothers

[pokemonrulzx2]

That was really good. Ryan was great in this one. Who am i kidding he's good in every one. (Excluding the one where he didn't want to sing anymore and made drew sing it : B.O Hoedown.)

[theSportguy24]

I hate car salesmens they are annoying

and I really think that they very are boring

But I mean in one way it is just their job

ANd they sell crappy cars man they are slobs

[CanadianVBallStar]

I went to the dealership and it wasn't fun

because the dealer had an interest in guns

he tried to sell me a tank that looked kinda scary

but then I realized it fits Drew Carey!

[DairyBastardGOW1]

@jamesspencerjackson and attorney general, Chip Esten.

[killerhunter2008]

@KyleGibbons91 oh no! Kyle Gibbons doesn't want to give me a thumbs up. BTW nice try at using cruel irony except you failed miserably.

[killerhunter2008]

I wrote my own hoedown to post on this video,

You can find it if you look in the comments below,

I am so talented and so proud of it,

The only problem is that NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.

(take the hint)

[gibbledman]

Thumbs up if you think posted hoedowns in comments suck.

[wasupdog4]

I'm a carsales man the best in the land

I can sell a 1980 all for 20 grand

I sold a convertible to a guy named kyle

but he doesn't know that it's my old tricycle

[MsHatake11]

I love Chip's face when he finished his verse XD

[redryan20000]

type or group of people you hate....

that could've gone badly lol

[Vole008]

the topic was such a set up for "black people" LOL

[theaterjock2]

I love how Chip always gets really redneck for hoedowns!

[Convoy16]

@KyleGibbons91 Miranda who?

[Totto87]

@jamesspencerjackson I'd have Colin as Press Sec.. :p That would be some random press releases :P

[tigershark94]

An ode to all those who post their own hoedowns:

Why do all you people, try to look like clowns?

By posting your own versions, of each of these hoedowns.

I hope it's just a trend, one that will soon pass.

If it doesn't you can all just kiss my ass.

[latinojohan87]

@tigershark94

Doing your own version of a hoedown isn't wrong

Why do you need to insult others for doing something fun?

But you just did one too, so I hope you have a mint

Cause after kissing your own ass, your breath must smell like......poo

[gam3zombi3]

@latinojohan87

This is win

Doing your own version of a hoedown isn't wrong

Why do you need to insult others for doing something fun?

But you just did one too, so I hope you have a mint

Cause after kissing your own ass, your breath must smell like......poo

[OverlordKevin94]

RYAN!!!! WIN!!!

[HappyGirl01234567890]

I'm never going car shopping with these guys! :D

[MsHatake11]

@HappyGirl01234567890 I would XD, should be interesting

[movsisyan14]

You notice how Chip and Ryan stay on the bus

But Wayne gets thrown off

Lol

[banana952]

if there's one person that I really do hate

it's a car salesman when they get irate

when they come to me I say no thanks I'll just browse

they say "if that's the case then get out of my house!"

[AshiGurl17]

Lame Crowd, there wasn't much to choose from, with how maybe 3 people were yelling

[43fastcars]

go and buy an american car that is what i said

when i see a foreign car boy my face gets red

all thos people die as the dealer meets his quota

cuz the throttle got stuck on their piece of shit toyota

[mgrobis]

Why doesn't Ryan ever win? lol

[artemis101814]

@mgrobis because they need him to pwn the hoedown

[Maul3rR4ngx]

R4NDOMman ur an absolute fucking genius

[GavinJ37]

Can't fucking Ryan do a single Hoedown without turning it into a Drew attack.

[Potts132]

@Angemon4 I reply to everyone, even dirty Capitalists :)

[Potts132]

@Angemon4 I care because?

[R4ND0Mman]

When I went to the dealership, I thought I'd found a deal

The salesman said it ran well, I bought it for a steal

But I was quite distressed the first time that I turned it on

I found out soon I'd bought myself a used Decepticon.

[DairyBastardGOW1]

@R4ND0Mman dude, win.

[rrrsegmentat7]

@R4ND0Mman awesome!

[bbyKees]

@R4ND0Mman Dude, you made me literally LOL. Win!

[hazelaliesha]

@R4ND0Mman Epic win.

[airjordan60]

So please comment of the hoedown I sent I think it's funny

[airjordan60]

I hate salesmen it really is a trick I wish I hit a salesman with a heavy brick

It really was so horrible trust me it's not like a toy

Because the salesman I saw yesterday was Tommy boy

[xollst]

drew sucks balls at improv

[UltraProle21]

you'd recognize me anywhere my hair is so slick,

i'm an expert on engines and i have a bag of tricks,

all of the cars here have been ridden a million miles,

on that note I must ask "Ryan, How's Mrs. Stiles?

[damnyoustamos]

Buying a Volkswagen was my latest task

I wanted a New Beetle, but I had something to ask

"How many Jews could I fit in this today?"

"Two in the backseat and six million in the ashtray."

[SimuLord]

I bought a used car on a sketchy lot

I didn't like the car that I got

What I did with the car, I think it was well-played

I put it in a crusher and made Chevy lemonade

[TheAxehandle]

I bought a car from a place called honest Joe's

Then I learned the car really really blows

So when you buy a car, don't believe the hype

I got back at Joe, shoved the price tag up his tailpipe

[CB1611av]

I went down to my dealership and bought a Toyota

But now they just had a recall and I can't even buy a soda

So I'm stuck with no money and now I have no car

The dealership has my money and they still are laughing hard

[Crimedog3333]

Yesterday I bought a used car at the Auto Mart.

When I left for work today the damn thing wouldn't start.

I knew I'd bought a lemon, I knew that I'd been had.

I'll never buy a car again, from my fucking dad.

[skullkid3]

XD Nice ending. "I HATE YOOOU!"

[rrrsegmentat7]

I went to the dealer ship just the other day

the guy selling the cars said sir come this way

they told me that they the best deal of my life

but when i saw that he screwed me i went and screwed his wife

[Rupnath]

All four guys nailed this one! ... I don't think I've EVER heard Chip do one that wasn't good

[Floydian6973]

Chip has a different singing approach in the hoedowns too, but I really like it! I wish he would have done more hoedowns, I think he's quite good at them.

[SourExplosion]

Whoo, Chip! "Tulsa, Oklahoma! Salute!"

I live there. :D

[mynameisyibble]

haha I'm from OKC! :D

[spizaak]

Carey/Proops 2012!!! got my vote, but can the USA have a canadian sec. of state?

[HUSTFIN]

ryan looks so angry xD

[hevblade]

im totally with

jamesspencerjackson

[holycow818181]

Interesting idea... Drew's sort of conservative and Proops is sort of liberal, so I guess they'd balance each other out.

[Monty2007555]

Chip Owned This Hoedown!

[SupremeChickenx]

when ryan's turn was up i remebered a line he said in two and a half men where he said that he became popular after he lowered his expectations and stopped wearing yellow

and here he is

wearing yellow

[justin900]

0:12

victory!! xD

[KittycatMisumii]

i was jsut wondering ... Have Ryan or Colin ever been made the winners?

not that im complaining their howdown verses r the funniest ever

[pigfish99]

colin has.

[Raven12516]

i think ryan got of doing the affair hoedown

[Skulblaka1987]

yes, they have. Ryan got 'winner' with the Affair hoedown, but i cannot recall wich one Colin got "winner" for

[Monty2007555]

Colin got a 'winner' for the Superman Howdown.

[andyblackforscotland]

Yes to be fair the network gave them chance to sit out of the hoedown. Colin sat out the superhero hoedown and Ryan sat out the affair hoedown.

[Froggerking]

ya I remember Colin beingthe winner once.

[dstebbin]

I went to buy a car; it had lots of fine print.

I should have read the contract. Now, I'm in deep shit.

My engine just exploded and I have no warranty.

And the worst part is that I still owe him money.

[dhruv494]

that was .."so-so"

[dstebbin]

Well, it's not like car salesmen have a lot of potential for hoedowns. Most of the punch lines I was planning on doing were already taken by other comments.

[dstebbin]

Does Drew really get free German cars from WB?

[sabsden]

Mercury Is Ford

[jello934]

The first guy tries too hard

[airjordan60]

@Potts132 lol man wat do u think of mine

[Potts132]

@airjordan60 Well done my friend lol

[bchen0709]

I don't like car salesman, they really bother me

Because they're always trying to get my money

But I can't complain too much about them trying to rob

Because being a car salesman is my second job

[Zant5976]

"unless you're Drew Carey and you get them free from Warner Brothers!"

oh lol

[Robbroy13]

this is chip's second best hoedown, next to drunk mother

[yfz01]

I like the Ho hoedown.

[reignoffire88]

lol chip gets really into the dancing for hoedowns :P

[aquaticanteater]

I HAATEE YOUU—

that was funny :)

[123spiker123]

Decent? This is an awesome Hoedown!

[CocoJelly92]

haha, ryan's sarcastic thumbs up was great

[AutisticPersona]

This is a Rare Hoedown!

[EyesTheDevil]

Haha the end was hilarious. Ryan was Lost? o.o

[ozzyueffing]

colin is my favorite!

[DEIGirl8]

LMAO I love colins!!!

[kushalaslayer]

I live near Tulsa Oklahoma

[XxMaDsPaCexXV2]

Ryan LOL!!! hes so awesome at hoedowns

[CocoJelly92]

which is really ironic 'cause he absolutely hates them

[XxMaDsPaCexXV2]

i kno which becomes comedy gold!! ahahaha!!

[christ12356]

aww yee